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Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

GhostStalker posted:

His latest attempt to step out of that personality, hosting/moderating the Pennsylvania Governor's debate last month, didn't go over well, apparently. A lot of "don't quit your day job" type responses. And now I guess he won't for another two years.

You, uh, might want to check your math on how long it is until 2022.

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GhostStalker
Mar 26, 2010

Guys, find a woman who looks at you the way GhostStalker looks at every bald, obese, single 58 year old accountant from Tulsa who managed to win $4,000 by not wagering on a Final Jeopardy triple stumper.

Timby posted:

You, uh, might want to check your math on how long it is until 2022.

On top of his previously announced contract to 2020, I meant.

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


Zesty posted:

So much of Jeopardy is Trebek’s corny personality. I can’t see myself enjoying it as much without him. I’m glad we have another couple years at least.

In fairness, this is the part of Wheel that feels like is missing, that used to be there. A lot of the fun was Sajak interacting with the contestants. Today it's all business, and the show isn't as fun to watch.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Goober Peas posted:

In fairness, this is the part of Wheel that feels like is missing, that used to be there. A lot of the fun was Sajak interacting with the contestants. Today it's all business, and the show isn't as fun to watch.

Wheel has never been fun to watch

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
the only pleasure I get from watching Wheel is the fact that Pat Sajak seems to genuinely hate most of the contestants these days, and will often mock them directly to their slackjawed faces

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Soothing Vapors posted:

the only pleasure I get from watching Wheel is the fact that Pat Sajak seems to genuinely hate most of the contestants these days, and will often mock them directly to their slackjawed faces

Yeah after his attempts to become an internet sage fell through (much like Trebek, he should never try to become a "personality" out of his niche) Sajak's gradually grown jaded and sardonic in his old age, it's great.

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




If youre having a bad day or feel dumb after a particularly hard episode of jeopardy you can always feel better by watching the morons flail about on Wheel

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
The contestant co-ordinators actually suggested to all of us to try out for Wheel of Fortune as well.

I've never actually watched it, so I have no idea what it's like beyond a super light understanding of the basic rules.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

HookShot posted:

The contestant co-ordinators actually suggested to all of us to try out for Wheel of Fortune as well.

I've never actually watched it, so I have no idea what it's like beyond a super light understanding of the basic rules.

Can you do the TV Guide crossword? If so, you are likely to win over $30K on Wheel.

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.
Wheel should have returning champions like Jeopardy

Edit: Guess they used to. In that case, bring back the shopping rounds, which I remember from being a kid in the 80's and nobody I've talked to does.

CPColin fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Nov 1, 2018

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

skaboomizzy posted:

Can you do the TV Guide crossword? If so, you are likely to win over $30K on Wheel.

I've never done the TV Guide crossword but I'm going to go out on a limb and guess it's not that difficult.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Wheel of Fortune is a game of luck. It's not about solving the puzzle but managing to avoid all the bankrupt pieces. The final spin clue usually has an adjective added to it to make it harder.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Soothing Vapors posted:

the only pleasure I get from watching Wheel is the fact that Pat Sajak seems to genuinely hate most of the contestants these days, and will often mock them directly to their slackjawed faces

Sajak strikes me as a guy who missed out on his life's goal and is waiting for death's sweet sting.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Reminder that CBS tried Pat Sajak as a late-night host. It went so badly that they just started having guest hosts in to audition for his job before he was actually fired. One of them was a not-quite-powerful-yet Rush Limbaugh, whose turn as host went so well they had to empty out the audience during the taping.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNK4byQkn7w

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
Wheel of Fortune isn’t for people who are good at Wheel of Fortune. Bringing people back for Champion games doesn’t make sense.

snack eater
Aug 25, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

HookShot posted:

I have no idea what it's like beyond a super light understanding of the basic rules.

then you're already more qualified than most of the contestants

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

banned from Starbucks posted:

If youre having a bad day or feel dumb after a particularly hard episode of jeopardy you can always feel better by watching the morons flail about on Wheel

I can get like 40% to 70% of the answers correct on an average episode of Jeopardy but I will still stare at mostly filled in puzzles on Wheel and have absolutely no clue. Something is wrong with my brain.

Vulture Culture
Jul 14, 2003

I was never enjoying it. I only eat it for the nutrients.

1glitch0 posted:

I can get like 40% to 70% of the answers correct on an average episode of Jeopardy but I will still stare at mostly filled in puzzles on Wheel and have absolutely no clue. Something is wrong with my brain.
Depending on how my brain is functioning on any given day I will require either 90% or 5% of letters to solve the puzzles

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
Brains are weird. I'm flawless at spelling, OK at crosswords and Wheel, absolutely useless at Scrabble and word jumbles.

GenericGirlName
Apr 10, 2012

Why did you post that?
In all my years of watching wheel + jeopardy (although I now get my jeopardy fix from this thread and Reddit), I've always been muchhh better at wheel. It's more about puzzling out words with minimal info then it is knowing a 7 letter word for a thing. Wheel of Fortune is loving awful to watch if youre good at it.

Pretend I was able to find that clip from A Pup Named Scooby-Doo where shaggy and Scooby win a game of not-wheel of Fortune by realizing the only English word that fit P I _ _ A was P I Z Z A. which somehow stumped every very smart contestant.

wa27
Jan 15, 2007

Wheel had a guy with downs syndrome on a year or two ago. He still did better than I did playing along at home.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Gaunab posted:

Wheel of Fortune is a game of luck. It's not about solving the puzzle but managing to avoid all the bankrupt pieces. The final spin clue usually has an adjective added to it to make it harder.

This is true. The things that I find irritating is if you land on the million dollar tile, or manage to get both half car tiles, you still have to win the game and spin the bonus round wheel to the correct hidden space, and then get the bonus round correct. Basically it's a game that does it's best to make you fail hard.

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


Hence the name Wheel of Fortune :haw:

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Jeopardy is on in the middle of the afternoon for no reason at all here, otherwise I'd probably do the jeopardy/wheel back2back hour daily.

I like the current Jeopardy champ, she's a big dork and looks to be having a super good time. I hope she finishes out the week!

A Typical Goon
Feb 25, 2011
Just caught up on Friday's episode, losing the lead on the last question because she just jumped to the wrong answer is a bad beat

Truman kind of looks like FDR I guess

Vulture Culture
Jul 14, 2003

I was never enjoying it. I only eat it for the nutrients.

A Typical Goon posted:

Just caught up on Friday's episode, losing the lead on the last question because she just jumped to the wrong answer is a bad beat
With the scores where they were, she had no reason to even ring in on the penultimate question in the DD round

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
This might be just me, but FWIW I did not look at the scores at all except for the short daily doubles pause. You just don't really have time to do it.

El Jeffe
Dec 24, 2009

HookShot posted:

This might be just me, but FWIW I did not look at the scores at all except for the short daily doubles pause. You just don't really have time to do it.

Speaking of which, I've always wondered where the scores are displayed for contestants. A screen on your podium? Somewhere on the set that's off-camera?

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


they’re hoisted on a small bar scoreboard to the left of the question wall. they’re pretty much in view at all times you’re not reading a question

GhostStalker
Mar 26, 2010

Guys, find a woman who looks at you the way GhostStalker looks at every bald, obese, single 58 year old accountant from Tulsa who managed to win $4,000 by not wagering on a Final Jeopardy triple stumper.

El Jeffe posted:

Speaking of which, I've always wondered where the scores are displayed for contestants. A screen on your podium? Somewhere on the set that's off-camera?

Abel Wingnut posted:

they’re hoisted on a small bar scoreboard to the left of the question wall. they’re pretty much in view at all times you’re not reading a question

Yeah, this. They're above the main contestant facing cameras too. It's why you sometimes see contestants glance in that direction when making their Daily Double wagers.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005


You can see them here, with $0 on all three screens.

El Jeffe
Dec 24, 2009

Ah I see, thanks y'all.

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost
”I beat my Art Fleming-era Jeopardy champ father-in-law once in trivial pursuit! "

I wanna know how many times it was the other way around.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
"I play video games sometimes"

A new low for contestant stories

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

Soothing Vapors posted:

"I play video games sometimes"

A new low for contestant stories

Nothing is ever going to top the guy who in like his second day mentioned seeing a priest while visiting the Vatican.

Spokes
Jan 9, 2010

Thanks for a MONSTER of an avatar, Awful Survivor Mods!
Anybody else been to a live audition (and bombed the hell out) and heard back after an online test at some point after that? I figure I'm blacklisted for life after stinking up the place years ago (mid-2014, i know i was tremendously dull even by J!-player standards), haven't heard a peep since and I'm pretty sure I've gone 45+/50 on the online test in the 8-10 instances since. Figured I'd ask here since apparently this thread is running over with J!-competing Goons (grats and retro good luck to all!)

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

HookShot posted:

Nothing is ever going to top the guy who in like his second day mentioned seeing a priest while visiting the Vatican.

Any truth to the rumored ban on cat stories?

Poor Gerald tonight. Got back to 0 just a moment too late.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

Spokes posted:

Anybody else been to a live audition (and bombed the hell out) and heard back after an online test at some point after that? I figure I'm blacklisted for life after stinking up the place years ago (mid-2014, i know i was tremendously dull even by J!-player standards), haven't heard a peep since and I'm pretty sure I've gone 45+/50 on the online test in the 8-10 instances since. Figured I'd ask here since apparently this thread is running over with J!-competing Goons (grats and retro good luck to all!)

I've had three auditions but no calls. I doubt there's a blacklist; there's a random selection process for auditions as well.

MisterZimbu
Mar 13, 2006
Every Saturday night I go to the club and dance to Drum and Fife music

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PSXer
Aug 2, 2006

The most exciting use of 1s and 0s next to internet porn
I'm pretty sure that video they showed wasn't actually a solar flare, but a coronal mass ejection :goonsay:

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