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The DPRK
Nov 18, 2006

Lipstick Apathy
Can we briefly dip in to shavechat? My dermatologist recommends I try a dry electric shaver because wet shaving with a blade is irritating my skin too much. I'm awash in a sea of possibilities and I have no idea what the difference is between a £300 Remington and a £30 Remington.

e: 6 is how old I look after a shave

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Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
Can't help but feel that most people not knowing that German extremist groups use the old imperial flags as stand-ins is going to preemptively muddy the waters. These are the people that still try and say "but it's an ancient religious symbol" to excuse the use of the actual swastika.

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

The DPRK posted:

Can we briefly dip in to shavechat? My dermatologist recommends I try a dry electric shaver because wet shaving with a blade is irritating my skin too much. I'm awash in a sea of possibilities and I have no idea what the difference is between a £300 Remington and a £30 Remington.

e: 6 is how old I look after a shave

Have you tried cold water shaving? I find it helps some. You may be beyond that though if a dermatologist is telling you not to

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

The DPRK posted:

Can we briefly dip in to shavechat? My dermatologist recommends I try a dry electric shaver because wet shaving with a blade is irritating my skin too much. I'm awash in a sea of possibilities and I have no idea what the difference is between a £300 Remington and a £30 Remington.

e: 6 is how old I look after a shave

Get a beard?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Failed Imagineer posted:

https://twitter.com/jdpoc/status/1058007548203331585?s=19

This is probably some Louise Mensch tier poo poo, but I don't want to investigate any further because I enjoy the possibility
Multiple Data Crimes makes him sound much cooler than he is. Like he's running through a dirty neon city with a samuraiproper straight british sword for straight british people and looking cool smoking a cigarette in the shadows while this plays in the background.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk8SeGx7v8M

The DPRK posted:

Can we briefly dip in to shavechat? My dermatologist recommends I try a dry electric shaver because wet shaving with a blade is irritating my skin too much. I'm awash in a sea of possibilities and I have no idea what the difference is between a £300 Remington and a £30 Remington.
Grow a beard.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


The DPRK posted:

Can we briefly dip in to shavechat? My dermatologist recommends I try a dry electric shaver because wet shaving with a blade is irritating my skin too much. I'm awash in a sea of possibilities and I have no idea what the difference is between a £300 Remington and a £30 Remington.

e: 6 is how old I look after a shave

Grow a beard? It enhances your socialist credentials by ~40%

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


How close a shave do you want? I've generally done just fine with whatever Philips have to offer for fifty quid or less. If you're going clean shaven then get one of those shavers with the round flat heads and you're good to go.

I also can't wet shave; I didn't go to a dermatologist, I just noticed that my skin screamed for mercy after a wet shave no matter what I tried, and then I started growing a beard anyway.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass

He's not wrong, the nazis were socialists you know!

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass

The DPRK posted:

Can we briefly dip in to shavechat? My dermatologist recommends I try a dry electric shaver because wet shaving with a blade is irritating my skin too much. I'm awash in a sea of possibilities and I have no idea what the difference is between a £300 Remington and a £30 Remington.

e: 6 is how old I look after a shave

Philips OneBlade is good poo poo. Very close cutting, zero pinching. Won't break the bank and the heads last months longer than they claim. Use it completely dry, no water, no soap.

e/ also good for trimming a beard if you don't feel like going full Marx!

Renaissance Robot fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Nov 1, 2018

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Renaissance Robot posted:

He's not wrong, the nazis were socialists you know!
:stat: Tommy's not far right.
:wal: He's not right at all.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass

Guavanaut posted:

:stat: Tommy's not far right.
:wal: He's not right at all.

:golfclap:

mehall
Aug 27, 2010


sebzilla posted:

Grow a beard? It enhances your socialist credentials by ~40%

These posts are the correct posts.

Fatty
Sep 13, 2004
Not really fat

Its also the cover of Birdsong, so I wonder if its just stock WW1 imagery.

The DPRK
Nov 18, 2006

Lipstick Apathy

Renaissance Robot posted:

Philips OneBlade is good poo poo. Very close cutting, zero pinching. Won't break the bank and the heads last months longer than they claim. Use it completely dry, no water, no soap.

Might give you a rash if you're rough with it, but so will anything, and it is possible to take your time.

Seen these about on my travels and the unit is pretty cheap. Reckon I'll grab one.

Sorry folks, but I cannot grow a beard for love nor money. Best I can manage is a fairly decent moustache and the rest is patchy, unconnected shite along the jaw-line and on my neck. Not a beard worth having.

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



The DPRK posted:

Seen these about on my travels and the unit is pretty cheap. Reckon I'll grab one.

Sorry folks, but I cannot grow a beard for love nor money. Best I can manage is a fairly decent moustache and the rest is patchy, unconnected shite along the jaw-line and on my neck. Not a beard worth having.

Whatup my can't-grow-a-beard-for-poo poo brother.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Fatty posted:

Its also the cover of Birdsong, so I wonder if its just stock WW1 imagery.

Not seen that particular one here, but you can get a range of WW1 silhouette figures from British Legion:


Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Renaissance Robot posted:

He's not wrong, the nazis were socialists you know!

Do you think Nazis wind each other up by pretending that the Nazis were actually socialist?

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

The DPRK posted:

Can we briefly dip in to shavechat? My dermatologist recommends I try a dry electric shaver because wet shaving with a blade is irritating my skin too much. I'm awash in a sea of possibilities and I have no idea what the difference is between a £300 Remington and a £30 Remington.

e: 6 is how old I look after a shave

I'm pretty much in the same boat, I get shitloads of gross dermatitis unless I use corticosteroid creams and treat my skin nicely to prevent rashy bits happening.

Really I just use a cheapo Argos clippers/beard trimmer to reduce my beard down to 1-2mm where necessary. It's tidy enough to be considered a professional office look in most places these days, and it suits most people even if your actual beard is pubey and patchy. You can faff around with electric shavers but if you're like me you'll be disappointed with the results

I also use that same clippers to do the sides of my head on a regular basis and keep my look fash-fresh. So it's paid its 30 quid a dozen times over in the last few years

Failed Imagineer fucked around with this message at 17:54 on Nov 1, 2018

Saith
Oct 10, 2010

Asahina...
Regular Penguins look just the same!
I just use hair buzzers but on my face.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Gonzo McFee posted:

Do you think Nazis wind each other up by pretending that the Nazis were actually socialist?

"Hey dude, you know how we could solve all of society's ills?"

"By providing the necessities of life to all and paying for it by appropriating the means of production from the capitalists?"

"lol good one. Of course the real answer is by kicking out all the untermensch."

"Haha yeah I know, can you imagine!?"

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass
I'm so happy I live in an age where trimmed stubble considered neat enough for work as opposed to everyone demanding a full clean shave 100% of the time. I wouldn't have a face left if I tried to shave down to bare skin every day.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Renaissance Robot posted:

Philips OneBlade is good poo poo. Very close cutting, zero pinching. Won't break the bank and the heads last months longer than they claim. Use it completely dry, no water, no soap.

e/ also good for trimming a beard if you don't feel like going full Marx!

I use one with a bit of warm water to soften my beard up and it's a happy medium between face-shredding wet shave and hair-pulling dry shave. TBH if I shaved more than twice a week I probably wouldn't have as many problems but what white man in 2018 can look at themselves in the mirror more frequently than that?

The DPRK
Nov 18, 2006

Lipstick Apathy

Failed Imagineer posted:

I'm pretty much in the same boat, I get shitloads of gross dermatitis unless I use corticosteroid creams and treat my skin nicely to prevent rashy bits happening.

Really I just use a cheapo Argos clippers/beard trimmer to reduce my beard down to 1-2mm where necessary. It's tidy enough to be considered a professional office look in most places these days, and it suits most people even if your actual beard is pubey and patchy. You can faff around with electric shavers but if you're like me you'll be disappointed with the results

I had some revelatory advice from the dermatologist. Nobody uses nearly enough corticosteroid when treating eczema. You should slap on loving loads, apparently, in short bursts (no more than a few days at twice a day), instead of constantly applying a very thin layer. I swear by it now, can go weeks without the slightest flare up in places.

Firos posted:

Whatup my can't-grow-a-beard-for-poo poo brother.

Used to really bother me but I reckon I'd probably look poo poo with a beard anyway y'know

Renaissance Robot posted:

I'm so happy I live in an age where trimmed stubble considered neat enough for work as opposed to everyone demanding a full clean shave 100% of the time. I wouldn't have a face left if I tried to shave down to bare skin every day.

Can the Oneblade go down to skin fairly well or are all electric razors rubbish at that?

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

The DPRK posted:

Can the Oneblade go down to skin fairly well or are all electric razors rubbish at that?

It leaves a tiny bit of stubble, but less than most electric razors because the guard is thinner.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

sebzilla posted:

"Hey dude, you know how we could solve all of society's ills?"

"By providing the necessities of life to all and paying for it by appropriating the means of production from the capitalists?"

"lol good one. Of course the real answer is by kicking out all the untermensch."

"Haha yeah I know, can you imagine!?"

"But Hitler was a Socialist though"

"No he wasn't, that was just something they did to get the Left on side"

"He wanted the Left on side because he was a Socialist"

"gently caress off, then why did he put them all in Concentration Camps?"

"Oh so the Holocaust was real now? Not going to lie Bill, you're sounding pretty Jewish right now."

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

The DPRK posted:

I had some revelatory advice from the dermatologist. Nobody uses nearly enough corticosteroid when treating eczema. You should slap on loving loads, apparently, in short bursts (no more than a few days at twice a day), instead of constantly applying a very thin layer. I swear by it now, can go weeks without the slightest flare up in places.


That's exactly what I do, and yeah usually I have skin as smooth as a baby's bottom (no pedo), but the rash is always lying in wait... :ohdear:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Not seen that particular one here, but you can get a range of WW1 silhouette figures from British Legion:


The greatest folly of humanity is that even though they're clearly labelled, people keep trying to fit them in upside down.



Renaissance Robot posted:

I'm so happy I live in an age where trimmed stubble considered neat enough for work as opposed to everyone demanding a full clean shave 100% of the time. I wouldn't have a face left if I tried to shave down to bare skin every day.
I'd rather live in an age where I could come to work like


But without the racism and civil rights issues and dying of cholera.

Buying big balls of opium over the counter from a newsagent would be pretty cool though.

e:

Gonzo McFee posted:

"But Hitler was a Socialist though"

"No he wasn't, that was just something they did to get the Left on side"

"He wanted the Left on side because he was a Socialist"

"gently caress off, then why did he put them all in Concentration Camps?"

"Oh so the Holocaust was real now? Not going to lie Bill, you're sounding pretty Jewish right now."
lol, nice

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Renaissance Robot posted:

I'm so happy I live in an age where trimmed stubble considered neat enough for work as opposed to everyone demanding a full clean shave 100% of the time. I wouldn't have a face left if I tried to shave down to bare skin every day.

It's worth remembering just how racist these kind of employment policies are, as I understand that it especially sucks rear end to shave every day if you're black

mehall
Aug 27, 2010


Guavanaut posted:

The greatest folly of humanity is that even though they're clearly labelled, people keep trying to fit them in upside down.



I'd rather live in an age where I could come to work like


But without the racism and civil rights issues and dying of cholera.

Buying big balls of opium over the counter from a newsagent would be pretty cool though.

e:

lol, nice

My beard is bigger, and hair often longer, than that dude and I go to work everyday.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Same but I haven't mastered the flying mustache.

Life goals is

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Thread is making me want to go for big-rear end beard again. It's a lot of work to groom it so that it doesn't become pubey tho.

Alternatively, big rear end-beard

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Failed Imagineer posted:

It's worth remembering just how racist these kind of employment policies are, as I understand that it especially sucks rear end to shave every day if you're black
Anyone with very curly hair, especially dark, is more likely to get ingrowing hairs when shaving down to the skin, but yeah, it's especially pronounced in West African people.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass

The DPRK posted:

Can the Oneblade go down to skin fairly well or are all electric razors rubbish at that?

It can get you surprisingly smooth, but will leave some stubborn stubble in concave areas. What it does leave is generally unnoticeable unless you run your hand over your face against the grain.

Guavanaut posted:

I'd rather live in an age where I could come to work like


But without the racism and civil rights issues and dying of cholera.

Have you tried?

I'm serious, you should go for it if you're capable.

e/ that'll teach me not to refresh. I demand photographic evidence of Guavanaut's superior beard!

Renaissance Robot fucked around with this message at 18:15 on Nov 1, 2018

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Failed Imagineer posted:

Thread is making me want to go for big-rear end beard again. It's a lot of work to groom it so that it doesn't become pubey tho.

Alternatively, big rear end-beard

I have not yet figured how to make my beard unpubey. What's worse is it sheds constantly so I leave behind a trail of face pubes wherever I go.

Speaking of horrible mental images, how Incorrect is it to buy 3 copies of the daily star so the pup can shite on it?

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
BrexitLifeHack tip: For an irish passport walk into the Dublin passport centre with this accent claiming to be born in the north:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuEJRSmRx0c

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


There's an antifa punk pub in Essen that does a nice burger and has a drat good cider in the fridge. Translating the graffiti in the Kleinherrensraum is an education into what they think about Nazis, let me tell you.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
I shave my beard by getting a nice lady to zap tiny areas hair-by-hair with electricity for an hour a week. It'll only take about a year probably and then I'll have literally the smoothest shave physically possible. Uh, maybe not the best option for the fashionable man about town though.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008


That's not a Nazi flag, it's an Imperial German war flag. Which is, obviously, used by the far right over there as a proxy, but it is theoretically possible the guy waving it really just wants the Kaiser back :shobon:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

If nazis fly it does it not become a nazi flag?

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Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

feedmegin posted:

That's not a Nazi flag, it's an Imperial German war flag. Which is, obviously, used by the far right over there as a proxy, but it is theoretically possible the guy waving it really just wants the Kaiser back :shobon:

didn't Hitler also want the Kaiser back

e: turns out they weren't friends I dunno

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