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What kind of cocoon are you in right now?
This poll is closed.
bitterness and resentment 501 25.13%
the one from Final Fantasy 13 275 13.79%
buttered mess of resent mints 159 7.97%
TRUEMP 126 6.32%
the liberal media bubble 273 13.69%
hell 660 33.10%
Total: 1994 votes
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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
the first two levels of the five finger fillet minigame are really easy in red dead 2 and your opponents keep loving up a lot. you basically have to memorize and mash a button pattern a few times, its not that difficult. basically simon says on ps4

but it owns that when you play the game theres just always a hillbilly waiting for your opponent to gently caress up so he can get in on that sweet finger stabbing action

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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Al! posted:

if it makes you feel any better i dont quite believe you because i was the target of a cointel op targeting cspam (they thought i was the leader of cspam lol as if cspam has leaders)

what

red sampson
Oct 7, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
the best place to find cream pie apocalypse is in newsgroups.

its not really that good.

but its there none the less

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

DryGoods posted:

i joke, but i really do have a ton of edits of stuff going into Trump's butt and i wonder if they just lump them all together.

My documents>Trump>Gifs>Wario rear end Edits>Things licking Trump's rear end>Stephen_Miller_clam.gif

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
why would they target you, a lowly petty officer and not , an admiral?

outrageous

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Al! posted:

hell, i have a cumshitter file. did you know that cumshitter is basically second city royalty?????

i wish mom hadnt died otherwise id probably be getting paid for comedy

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

twoday posted:

Just got out of a taxi

The driver asked me about my life

He asked the right sort of questions and I was the right sort of drunk

Told him that I thought I was very close to death on 9-11, the feeling of the cloud swallowing me and the ground shaking, the real feeling of doom

And he asked something else about how America was at that time

I told him about being really pissed and sad and going to protests all the time, to try to stop the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq

He pulled the car over and started weeping and I asked him where he was from, this young man, maybe ten years younger than me, and he said "Baghdad"

And I felt shocked and told him that I did as much as I could when I was a kid to avoid a war with Iraq, that I was at all the protests and so were all my friends, and that I couldn't stop it and that I read the news about Iraq every day with deep sympathy and misery for years and years.

And then we had a hug, me and this random cab driver, and he said that he was glad we met, and then a car pulled up behind, and I had to get out

But he was still crying when I stepped out and it's been half an hour and I'm still crying now

I'm going to have an enormous shot of bourbon and try to pass out now

That's crazy and beautiful

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

white sauce posted:

Remember how Flynn and is large adult son are still free and enjoying their awesome lives after committing literal treason?

Yeah, this rape accusation is probably not even on the horizon for these decorum republicans and tough-on-crime Dumbocraps

Why are you driving me into this rage frenzy? I'm so not mad I'm laughing at the joke too.. Hahah.

(someone murder white sauce)

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Unperson_47 posted:

the freedom after this is such a relief

gently caress anor londo and those loving archers

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

red sampson posted:

the best place to find cream pie apocalypse is in newsgroups.

its not really that good.

but its there none the less

how is that guy's dingus?

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Sir Tonk posted:

that game is terrifying

Why are you scared of fish?

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
Someone please murder me

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

cumshitter posted:

i wish mom hadnt died otherwise id probably be getting paid for comedy

im pretty sure nobody gets royalties from the national lampoon at this point

red sampson
Oct 7, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

DryGoods posted:

how is that guy's dingus?

average, id say 5 1/5 inches?

so much moaning for so little a payoff

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

RandomBlue posted:

Why are you scared of fish?

go deeper

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

THS posted:

[casually scrolling through manila folders to present to the supervisor]

ah yes, Cumshitter-

Yeah, I have to read CSPAM with my door locked so my son doesn't walk in and ask why there's a huge penis on my screen and who are these cumshitter and Dick Trauma guys and OH MY GOD WHAT THE gently caress?

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

James woods? From family guy?

Right? McFarlane strikes me as the sort who'd come out in favor of leftism the second it is politically-feasible to do so but isn't gonna risk derailing his gravy train a moment sooner. As an entertainer, he has the barest whisper of an excuse. Our elected "representatives," however...

Nestled in there is the implication that he wouldn't knowingly give a platform to a CHUD.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Al! posted:

im pretty sure nobody gets royalties from the national lampoon at this point

i want to watch that mad magazine movie because, aside from the obvious flaws of setting a comedy in a concentration camp, just as awful as jerry lewis's concentration camp clown movie

red sampson
Oct 7, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

white sauce posted:

Someone please murder me

I'll buy you some Chinese food, and make sure you get home safe.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akQ6NgP1avI

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

trump made shitposting illegal so the only place to get it is his twitter feed

red sampson
Oct 7, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

cumshitter posted:

i want to watch that mad magazine movie because, aside from the obvious flaws of setting a comedy in a concentration camp, just as awful as jerry lewis's concentration camp clown movie

I like how the japanese internment camps arent a big deal.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

THS posted:

[casually scrolling through manila folders to present to the supervisor]

ah yes, Cumshitter-

supervisor: what the gently caress is this sticky poo poo on my hands?

THS: you kind of answered your own question, sir

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




you are all good people and i love every one of you

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

white sauce posted:

Someone please murder me

Woah, calm down, that's unnecessary.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

RandomBlue posted:

Yeah, I have to read CSPAM with my door locked so my son doesn't walk in and ask why there's a huge penis on my screen and who are these cumshitter and Dick Trauma guys and OH MY GOD WHAT THE gently caress?

joke's on you, dad. it's me

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Sir Tonk posted:

go deeper

Fish fuckers?

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Squizzle posted:

you are all good people and i love every one of you
Hell, :same:. <3

red sampson
Oct 7, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
tila tiqulas porn sex tape leak too

all the sex tapes are coming out

red sampson
Oct 7, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
do people even have sex anymore, whats the point

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

cumshitter posted:

did you ever do any more book of cumshitter? also i forgot to ask for a markov of my posts

I haven't really been sticking to any sort of schema, just drawing random medieval pages of whatever

I really enjoy your posting, but your best posts are random fantasy scenarios you post in response to some thing elseposted by someone earlier and don't make sense on their own without context. The Book of Baloogan makes sense because it needs no introduction, it's just a lunatic on a rant

You consistently post high quality things, just not sure which to copy into the book, also because I'm not sure what the book will be just yet

Hey I am making so few spelling mistakes for being this drunk I'm impressed

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

cumshitter posted:

i want to watch that mad magazine movie because, aside from the obvious flaws of setting a comedy in a concentration camp, just as awful as jerry lewis's concentration camp clown movie

if you ever get invited to the day the clown cried you literally have an obligation to film it for us

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

red sampson posted:

do people even have sex anymore, whats the point

it's like fidget spinners, they'll get bored of it soon

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
the day the clown cried is a famous rich people only thing so record it for us cumshitter please

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose
Trump has killed my libido

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

red sampson posted:

I like how the japanese internment camps arent a big deal.

well his other film which is loosely translated from japanese into: "Happy Dancing Painted Face Kabuki Man Leads Children to Valley of Wind" wasnt covered as much because who wants to read subtitles? also jerry lewis made every character wear the same buck teeth from Breakfast at Tiffany's in it

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
Where Mariana

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

twoday posted:

I really enjoy your posting, but your best posts are random fantasy scenarios you post in response to some thing elseposted by someone earlier and don't make sense on their own without context. The Book of Baloogan makes sense because it needs no introduction, it's just a lunatic on a rant


thanks sometimes i wake up hungover from those and i feel a little embarrassed but im just gonna power through now

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




there are wonders and glories in human nature and every single fucjin day cspam pulls them into bright light and shows us all the strength and kindness that is w/in our essential nature and urges us to express it more fully w/in ourselves

so thabk you friendos

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smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Al! posted:

the day the clown cried is a famous rich people only thing so record it for us cumshitter please

they screen it at their crazy eyes wide shut parties, everyone is in grotesque masquerade and they're elbowing for room on the couch in front of the TV with people having an orgy

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