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Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

incredible flesh posted:

after two women have sex they hunt down a male and dismember him together. you might be one of those and die without the sex, but ok i'll sign you up for the next astral tour of my planet

for exactly this reason I’m having “lol nice” tattooed on my bones

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andrew smash
Jun 26, 2006

smooth soul

Admiral Ray posted:

I just looked up the character and it's just some dude in a suit

Like how he calls it a "somewhat high effort" costume

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
Anime was a mistake

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Lol the dude was fired because management didn’t win their dumb contest.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

CharlestheHammer posted:

Lol the dude was fired because management didn’t win their dumb contest.
This is pretty blatantly it.

CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I want my girlfriend (23) to dress up in a Russian uniform with a Mosin and go on a date with me (self.sex)

submitted 6 days ago by SomeRandomGuy8472

quote:

Would it involve non consenting people for her to carry a Mosin? It's wood and bolt action so I don't think it would attract a lot of attention.

I want to buy her a actual replica uniform instead of the one I've been wearing.

I feel ashamed of this fantasy since it's something I fantasized about when I was a virgin. I told myself it's something that no girl would actually do and it's really cringy and I'm a neckbeard for wanting it. Is it normal to have a fantasy like this. I've been with my girlfriend for years and I finally feel comfortable asking her to do something like this.

After the date I want to have sex with her and have her keep the uniform on for as long as possible.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
There are some places where that would be okay

I guess

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

CheesyDog posted:

I want my girlfriend (23) to dress up in a Russian uniform with a Mosin and go on a date with me (self.sex)

submitted 6 days ago by SomeRandomGuy8472

:ussr:

Hey, at least it's not a Nazi uniform.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Pirate Radar posted:

There are some places where that would be okay

I guess
There's kind of a different vibe if he's in california vs, say, ukraine

andrew smash
Jun 26, 2006

smooth soul
Haha "it's wood and bolt action do it wouldn't attract a lot of attention"

Lmao

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

how old would this guy have to be to have had his sexual awakening with that fucken Enemy At The Gates scene

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe
A PPSh would be much more discrete, comrade

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
If she agrees to this he’s probably not going to appreciate her as much as he should

Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004

CharlestheHammer posted:

Lol the dude was fired because management didn’t win their dumb contest.

Obviously there's nothing he can do about getting fired for winning a contest in our lovely country, but can take them to small claims court for the prizes he was promised?

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


so this is that "cosplay left" I hear tell of, huh

Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004

I hate anime, but I hate bosses more :ussr:

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

My [27F] husband [29M] used photos from my sister's [25F] pro fetish modeling to help himself out. I want to get over it.

So this was 2 years ago. We have been together for 13 years, and are generally very fair. We have a great sex life, we have fun together, etc.

My husband and I often use each other's phones, since neither of us is in the habit of charging regularly.

My sister does professional fetish modeling. I asked to borrow his phone, I open the browser, and there are the results of her name being googled open. I immediately knew, asked him about it, and he was honest.

I was obviously super upset, told him it was a big violation, that it made feel insecure, etc.

To clarify, we are swingers, I have no issue with him watching porn in general, etc. But this really crossed the line for me.

He said he didn't think of it as a big deal because it's just pictures of another woman, and he was curious. I told him that I didn't think he would appreciate me doing the same with pictures of his attractive brother.

Time went on, I've mostly let it go. But I'm still not over it.

The thing is, I want to get over it. It's been two years. How can I move past this?

TL;DR: My husband masturbated to photos from my sister's professional fetish modeling 2 years ago. I want to get over it, but don't know how.

Blade Runner
Aug 14, 2015

The most powerful possible twist: they're identical twins

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Clark Nova posted:

Obviously there's nothing he can do about getting fired for winning a contest in our lovely country, but can take them to small claims court for the prizes he was promised?

He can file a claim, but he probably wouldn't win under any contract theory (contest = no promise for performance) but he could get lucky and get a JP or (lol) a jury to get mad enough at the company to give him the judgment.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
The only thing he gets out of this is the important lesson of never try at your job.

CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I don't think there's a human being alive who hears "my sister is a professional fetish model" and doesn't eventually google it

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

how old would this guy have to be to have had his sexual awakening with that fucken Enemy At The Gates scene

let's see, I'm 29 so... 29

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

CheesyDog posted:

I don't think there's a human being alive who hears "my sister is a professional fetish model" and doesn't eventually google it

Jerking off to pictures of her would be a step too far for me.

Then again, they're a swinging couple. :shrug:

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

"It's wood and bolt action so I don't think it would attract a lot of attention." Lol it's also like 4 feet long

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I mean, depends on where you're going. You gonna like, dig a trench in the middle of the park to gently caress in?

Blade Runner
Aug 14, 2015

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I mean, depends on where you're going. You gonna like, dig a trench in the middle of the park to gently caress in?

Don't doxx me

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.
there must be some kind of reenactment group that does that period and also isn't too sexist to let women be soldiers

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

There's loads of WWII reenactment groups. Unfortunately for this guy though, for some reason, they all seem to want to be Germans...

Blade Runner
Aug 14, 2015

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

There's loads of WWII reenactment groups. Unfortunately for this guy though, for some reason, they all seem to want to be Germans...

This is really all gonna come down to a bunch of alt right anime Nazis and anime tankies with Mosins just duking it out

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

that's the best possible outcome of our current situation yes

CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
[VA] Stuck in a terrible living situation

(self.legaladvice)
submitted 1 day ago by StrictStation

quote:

I transferred to my college two months ago and was looking for cheap housing near my school. When I saw a room that was $450/month INCLUDING utilities less than 3 miles from school, I thought it was a steal!

It's supposed to be a 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom, shared with the married homeowners, and a roommate. I'd only be sharing a bathroom with one person. When they asked me to sign for the whole year, I was pumped because I also have a summer internship in the area. My room is a bit small, but it's fine. The entire house is really small.

This has been, well, NOT the case. As it turns out, the wife was 6 months pregnant (at the time, she's in the hospital right now) and works from home online. The husband works at a grocery store. The other roommate is on some kind of disability and isn't working. In addition to these people, there's a friend of the family that sleeps on their couch roughly 50% of the time.

They own the house, so there's no rent. I'm very tokophobic and childfree, just looking at the wife makes me ill, and there's no avoiding her because she's ALWAYS THERE. There's always at least one person in the house. I can never have anyone over because there simply isn't space and the women in the house "don't like strange men around". The roommate that I share a bathroom with has digestive problems, so I don't get a ton of bathroom time.

I can't smoke and they've said that if they see any illegal drugs they will call the police immediately. I can't even have beer in the fridge because "husband is a recovering alcoholic". They'll remove it and place it in my bedroom when I'm out.

I'm dreading when she gets out of the hospital because there'll be even less space and I'll be able to hear Every. Single. Cry. I also hate that my rent is basically funding them HAVING a child and/or the entire utility bill.

My parents love that this arrangement keeps me celibate and sober so they won't help. I need to get out of this lease and into similarly affordable housing. What are my options?

UZR IS BULLSHIT
Jan 25, 2004

quote:

My parents love that this arrangement keeps me celibate and sober so they won't help.

lmfao

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

CheesyDog posted:

[VA] Stuck in a terrible living situation

(self.legaladvice)
submitted 1 day ago by StrictStation
Is there a german word for "This situation is terrible but so are you and you're making it worse"

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider
I bet if your tokaphobia is bad enough you could get a doctor’s note outta this.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Splicer posted:

Is there a german word for "This situation is terrible but so are you and you're making it worse"

while the op does kinda come across insufferable the reddit comments on this one feel super weird. Just a bunch of people tripping over themselves to be sanctimonious about how this is what the real world is like and the OP should suck it up.

I lived with 3 friends/roommates in my undergrad for cheaper than that, we all had our rooms and no one had weird stipulations about what they could or couldn't do in their room or put in the fridge. Heck I've had cheap 1 bedroom apartments that weren't too much more than that after utilities. OP is absolutely getting taken advantage of unless like housing is super expensive in that area, most college towns or even ones in the city will have pretty cheap options just rooming with other college students and they certainly won't care if you smoke weed and drink beer.

CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
It's funny because the OP seems to have no comprehension that the expectant parents sharing a small house with two roommates are actually poor

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

CheesyDog posted:

It's funny because the OP seems to have no comprehension that the expectant parents sharing a small house with two roommates are actually poor

Most people are carefully raised to have literally no idea what being poor is.

Taima
Dec 31, 2006

tfw you're peeing next to someone in the lineup and they don't know

ArbitraryC posted:

I lived with 3 friends/roommates in my undergrad for cheaper than that, we all had our rooms and no one had weird stipulations about what they could or couldn't do in their room or put in the fridge. Heck I've had cheap 1 bedroom apartments that weren't too much more than that after utilities. OP is absolutely getting taken advantage of unless like housing is super expensive in that area, most college towns or even ones in the city will have pretty cheap options just rooming with other college students and they certainly won't care if you smoke weed and drink beer.

It's super weird that you're calling this out when there are plenty of college towns (including the one I happen to live in) where housing is crazy expensive.

Your entire point is "well she's getting taken advantage of UNLESS housing is expensive!!!" totally ignoring what an obviously useless point that is, because she already inferred that she lives in an expensive area.

So I'm just left wondering what the hell your point even is?

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Taima posted:

It's super weird that you're calling this out when there are plenty of college towns (including the one I happen to live in) where housing is crazy expensive.

Your entire point is "well she's getting taken advantage of UNLESS housing is expensive!!!" totally ignoring what an obviously useless point that is, because she already inferred that she lives in an expensive area.

So I'm just left wondering what the hell your point even is?
I feel like even in expensive areas the poster would be able to find a pretty similarly priced split with a more normal roommate situation. OP is essentially being treated like a guest crashing in someone else's place rather than someone paying for a chunk of the living space.

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

CheesyDog posted:

It's funny because the OP seems to have no comprehension that the expectant parents sharing a small house with two roommates are actually poor
They're very very angry that their precious money is going toward supporting a (shudder) child.

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