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Miaou
Jun 13, 2008
This person has been posting this ad for the past 2 weeks. No one wants your dirty rear end TV shelf, wtf










taking bug items to the dump, indeed

Miaou has a new favorite as of 15:49 on Sep 30, 2018

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Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

Miaou posted:

taking bug items to the dump, indeed

This whole post made me itchy. :(

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Waste not, want not?





AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
One thing I love about my city is that you can bring things like unused adult diapers and empty cookie tins to the recycling center and put them on these big metal shelves and people who need or want them will take them. There is also a book thing that has doors on it so the books don't get wet.

The guy with the yogurt should call a food bank instead of posting on Craigslist, though!

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Haifisch posted:



What, did they run out of sewing supplies?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

I like how this one is just the ice packs they send your Hello Fresh poo poo in. I know because I did Hello Fresh for like two weeks :negative:

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

AlbieQuirky posted:

One thing I love about my city is that you can bring things like unused adult diapers and empty cookie tins to the recycling center and put them on these big metal shelves and people who need or want them will take them. There is also a book thing that has doors on it so the books don't get wet.

The guy with the yogurt should call a food bank instead of posting on Craigslist, though!

We used to have that locally at the dump transfer station. My dad got a couch and two matching chairs there once! They were filthy, covered in a thick layer of dust, but cleaned up just fine. When he decided he didn't need the couch anymore, he took it back to the swap shed and someone else took it before we'd even finished unloading it, because it was an old but nice couch in decent shape. And then the city decided no more swap shed, and people are still upset about this fifteen years later.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

For sale: adult diapers, never worn.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




AlbieQuirky posted:

The guy with the yogurt should call a food bank instead of posting on Craigslist, though!

Your city's recycling center sounds awesome.

Food banks tend not to take perishable items, but maybe a homeless shelter would take them to serve with lunches/dinners/whatever?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

I live in Jeff Park and I have some of those very oil bottles but I promise that's not me.

Now I DO have some free stuff to give away, like huge, heavy televisions and hundreds of empty balsamic vinegar bottles (for a project).

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Miaou posted:

This person has been posting this ad for the past 2 weeks. No one wants your dirty rear end TV shelf, wtf



I had an old TV shelf like that when I lived in Towson a few years ago, and I craigslisted it when I moved. In the 0.0001% chance that it's the same shelf, that thing was a piece of poo poo.

Miaou
Jun 13, 2008

hyperhazard posted:

I had an old TV shelf like that when I lived in Towson a few years ago, and I craigslisted it when I moved. In the 0.0001% chance that it's the same shelf, that thing was a piece of poo poo.
And they're at it again. According to the dates on this new listing, they seriously have made a new ad for at least a solid month after I first saw it. It's time to let go already!


Granma has a few things she can't let go of either.


Mmm, who doesn't want 5 years worth of chinese takeout sauce packets from the very bottom fridge drawer? They even went the extra mile and took two detailed photographs of such a desirable item.





Won't you find it in your heart to help a person in NEED?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Miaou posted:

Won't you find it in your heart to help a person in NEED?


I can help you,
But I have to charge

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord

Jerry Cotton posted:

I can help you,
But I have to charge

my himalayan salt brings all the boys to the yard

uli2000
Feb 23, 2015

Miaou posted:



Won't you find it in your heart to help a person in NEED?


I see the problem. No JO crystals.

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord
spotted on my local FB marketplace:



Brand new! I'll steal them from walmart AFTER you pay me

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

gey muckle mowser posted:

spotted on my local FB marketplace:



Brand new! I'll steal them from walmart AFTER you pay me

I miss the shoplifting subReddit, that was hilarious. :sigh:

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

AlbieQuirky posted:

I miss the shoplifting subReddit, that was hilarious. :sigh:

The best was people with posts in that board posting to r/legaladvice asking for help after being :frogsiren: FALSELY ACCUSED:frogsiren: of theft. It happened on a weekly basis.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Okay Nick, I like your steez. How much you want for it?

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Lamp definitely means meth yeah?

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



:smith: I have this lamp.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


I want one of those lamps. Cheaper at the antique shops right now, but first I have to buy the kickass antique snake wall candle holder. That's my lighting budget for the week.

E: are you an 80's porn star?

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Banker's lamps are like, 40 bucks on amazon if don't need an antique one.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Yeah I don't know why, but I love banker's lamps. I have a white one on my desk.

Jedrick
Mar 21, 2010

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:
But is it really a banker's lamp if it isn't green??

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Mine wasn't even purchased recently, it's literally just a holdover from when my mom bought one in the 80s for her desk and now it's downstairs sitting on the record player. They're really great for drawing.

DemonDarkhorse
Nov 5, 2011

It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.
https://imgur.com/a/YAJ2bzm

it's the "used" that concerns me

and apparently i've forgotten how to embed

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

DemonDarkhorse posted:

https://imgur.com/a/YAJ2bzm

it's the "used" that concerns me

and apparently i've forgotten how to embed

Nah I think it's imgur not letting embeds anymore. Showed that chair to my gf whose a big fan of "Call the Midwife" and she confirmed it's very real and probably a good example of one.

Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

jojoinnit posted:

Nah I think it's imgur not letting embeds anymore.

You embed the image, not the imgur page with other crap. The link has to end with the file extension.

cinni
Oct 17, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Holy hell that looks like a torture chair, not even little grooves for the butt. i bet it makes the masochist's heart twittipate and anus splinter.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




Looks like a loving accident

If I had space I'd buy it

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




haha they're selling a table but it's covered in clutter how silly





:thunk:

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Sexy Bitch...plate?

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

Scathach posted:

Sexy Bitch...plate?

Probably a belt buckle. The 80s were a more innocent time.

big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay
It's definitely a decorative plate, it's on a little plate holder. Probably from a paint your own ceramic thing.

That said, I will take the table if they throw in the plate.

Esplanade
Jan 6, 2005

Man, they don't just give you a plate like that; you've gotta prove your worth.

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker

Miaou posted:

And they're at it again. According to the dates on this new listing, they seriously have made a new ad for at least a solid month after I first saw it. It's time to let go already!


Granma has a few things she can't let go of either.



(I know this is an old quote), but it's the same page so idc.

I can sympathize with trying to get rid of junk on craigslist. I've got a bunch of crap I'm considering (procrastinating) putting on craigslist. My motivation is mostly that I've become an eco-conscious asshat and I feel guilty throwing things away that I know are still functional; they may be junk, but maybe someone will find it useful so I'd make a CL post about it. Those pans make sense to sell, at least to me. They might be ugly but they'll probably last forever and still be useful.

Living in a college town, though, I've come to accept the painful reality that any kind of pressed board furniture like that TV stand is basically garbage as soon as you remove it from the store. For fucks sake, at least try to clean the thing before you take pictures to try to sell it.

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artsy fartsy
May 10, 2014

You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!

pseudorandom posted:

(I know this is an old quote), but it's the same page so idc.

I can sympathize with trying to get rid of junk on craigslist. I've got a bunch of crap I'm considering (procrastinating) putting on craigslist. My motivation is mostly that I've become an eco-conscious asshat and I feel guilty throwing things away that I know are still functional; they may be junk, but maybe someone will find it useful

People complain about Goodwill, but I will forever love it for this reason.

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