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Part 1: https://twitter.com/FloCombat/status/1058555882794033154 Part 2: https://twitter.com/FloCombat/status/1058557588512669696 Ohhhh b-leagues.
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Rigel posted:lol, Schaub is going to film his first comedy special for Showtime soon This is for my fans, the true believers, the ride or die real ones that have been here from the start. Thank you. (tickets start at $25 each plus taxes and fees). NO REFUNDS.
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Somehow I just noticed the cauliflower ear ![]()
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I've never actually heard Brendan Schaub's standup. I just assumed he was loving terrible because people in these threads kept saying so. Is he actually bad? I feel like Showtime doesn't give specials to actually bad comedians. Oooon the other hand, I just thought of Amy Schumer, who is the most blatant and unfunny joke thief I have heard in years, and she keeps getting shows.
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Also in the B Leagues this week, Tony Gravely knocked a dude out by dropping him on his head. https://twitter.com/MMAjunkie/status/1058602098227523587?s=19
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:I've never actually heard Brendan Schaub's standup. I just assumed he was loving terrible because people in these threads kept saying so. Is he actually bad? I feel like Showtime doesn't give specials to actually bad comedians. We don't know, he's been working on his hour for the last 3 years in LA. He recently had a comedy tour, but he's got no body of work online yet. edit: not comedy-related anyway, there's plenty of footage of him getting knocked out online
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I cannot picture Schaub getting anything more genuine than a nervous, fremdschämen-induced laugh.
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https://twitter.com/CometCoil/status/1058916398930554881 Insane 5-piece combo
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Memento posted:https://twitter.com/CometCoil/status/1058916398930554881 good lord ![]()
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Rigel posted:We don't know, he's been working on his hour for the last 3 years in LA. He recently had a comedy tour, but he's got no body of work online yet. I may have been mixed up, then. I thought goons has commented on his actual standup.
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He can’t punch for poo poo.
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he had a YouTube quick profile thing where they showed a couple minutes of stuff, like him wondering why he quit fighting then showing a picture of him being knocked out. loving gimmick BS can't just roll with his material
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Some reviews from elsewhere on the internet:quote:The audio of his Wilbur show in January was uploaded to YouTube (since been taken down). quote:I went to his show in Calgary a few weekends ago, It was so unfunny and forced cringe . Dude is not a comedian on the level he is portrayed by himself and others to be on. quote:Its not stand up, its story telling. Its still a comedy show, but he doesn't do stand up, he tells stories, examples like him fighting travis brown, and his ex-girlfriend watching him get knockout, getting called by dana white for fights, and some other ones. They are all exaggerated , with him stopping to tell you how he was feeling at that moment, using one of his catch phrases, making ever situation seem like its the biggest thing in his life, only to be topped by the very next event. His opener was better than him, and his set was like 25 minutes max. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hFUe4Tg0Cw At the start of this video there is like a minute of his act where he calls himself the CM Punk of comedy and shows a slideshow
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:I've never actually heard Brendan Schaub's standup. I just assumed he was loving terrible because people in these threads kept saying so. Is he actually bad? I feel like Showtime doesn't give specials to actually bad comedians. Schaub is best with other people. See him and Theo Von, and it's loving hysterical. He has a good personality for radio, but I can't imagine his standup is THAT great.
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uhhhhh..... https://twitter.com/Grabaka_Hitman/status/1059283124365000709
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https://twitter.com/bjpenndotcom/status/1059281973791735808
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what
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lol i wish dunc lived to see this.
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Lmao
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They're doing a live stream of the press conference and Takada dramatically announced it after demanding a standing ovation, and then Tenshin walked out and posed to triumphant music
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RIZIN has cemented itself as the ultimate 'what' promotion and I love it.
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Sorry to say guys but the CTE has finally got to me and it seems you were all in my imagination all along.
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RIZIN: okay fine we have Bob Sapp on a two fight winning streak Bellator: We have a Heavyweight Tournament with Fedor and like half the people are either over 40 or not Heavyweights. RIZIN: okay fine we'll actually try
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world-ended-in-2012-no-one-noticed hypothesis getting stronger and stronger every day
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There's no weight class or rules decided on yet so it's probably gonna be some wacky mixed rules thing rather than a straight up kickboxing/MMA fight
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???????
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So uh, where the hell is RIZIN getting the money to pay Floyd?
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I love this timeline
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What the gently caress
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PRIDE never die.
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Benne posted:So uh, where the hell is RIZIN getting the money to pay Floyd? Two things I think are safe to say: 1: He's in as a partner on the promotion, and is getting a significant portion of the back end 2: Yakuza
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Memento posted:Two things I think are safe to say: God bless them. Also man it’s nice to have all that FITE credit stashed away. I wonder if they’ll charge significantly more for it.
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Marching Powder posted:lol He's deleted his twitter now as well, which is a shame because I wanted to ask him something the other day.
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Floyd must be loving broke
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Well I was planning on going home to the US but if that falls through guess I'll be at Rizin for that event since flights to Tokyo are dort cheap here. Edit - Tix bought just as a safety thing to do if I end up not going to the US. Mekchu fucked around with this message at 06:36 on Nov 5, 2018 |
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Dan Didio posted:Sorry to say guys but the CTE has finally got to me and it seems you were all in my imagination all along. Memento posted:world-ended-in-2012-no-one-noticed hypothesis getting stronger and stronger every day same
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You will be able to gauge precisely how broke Floyd is by how much the rules allow Tenshin to kick him in the loving face.
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# ? Jun 11, 2024 08:01 |
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Yakuza spending tens of millions of dollars to find the strongest martial art is extremely my poo poo
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