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System Metternich posted:
That's awesome.
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Oct 31, 2018 18:13
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Saying you work at Blizzard these days is probably not a good thing considering how badly WoW is performing these days.
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Oct 31, 2018 21:30
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The Shame Boy posted:Saying you work at Blizzard these days is probably not a good thing considering how badly WoW is performing these days. Who gives a poo poo about what's happening in WoW, they're basically printing money with the loot boxes in Overwatch.
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Oct 31, 2018 22:23
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They're also currently ramping up staff and actively recruiting from other companies for a new "unannounced" project. I don't normally pay attention to Blizzard, but I know a couple people* who have been paid ridiculous amounts of money in the last few months to move to Irvine. *not my uncle, he works at nintendo
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Oct 31, 2018 22:45
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hyperhazard posted:They're also currently ramping up staff and actively recruiting from other companies for a new "unannounced" project. I don't normally pay attention to Blizzard, but I know a couple people* who have been paid ridiculous amounts of money in the last few months to move to Irvine. Probably won't be out for two-five years, We might get a preview within 6 months of it's release.
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Oct 31, 2018 22:56
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CordlessPen posted:Also, and I know this is a minor point, but I find it hard to believe that someone who signs letters in a somewhat official capacity would do it by hand with a blue ballpoint pen. Lol wat
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Nov 1, 2018 00:06
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 I'm just so random and kooky you guyz!
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Nov 1, 2018 00:22
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That sure is how tripping people act.
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Nov 1, 2018 00:36
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No one fucks with crazy people in real life.
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Nov 1, 2018 00:40
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Skwirl posted:No one fucks with crazy people in real life.
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Nov 1, 2018 01:12
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My LSD experience is that if we were tripping and decided to hit up the frozen section of a grocery store (unlikely), the reaction to some weirdo meowing at us would be "poo poo, do they know? I think they know man, let's just go. Let's go."
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Nov 1, 2018 01:17
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System Metternich posted:
I wonder if any of them can spell the name of the things they get paid to create. There's no Y in "algorithm."
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Nov 1, 2018 06:01
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Nov 2, 2018 04:39
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Uuuuugh. I hate the fact that so many of these things aren't just STDH, they're aggressively unfunny as well.
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Nov 2, 2018 11:34
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That looks like the type of thing a like 60 year old, about to retire person would put up on a bulletin board somewhere at work because they think it's funny and lol PC safety culture at work is ruining the industry.
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Nov 2, 2018 15:23
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dreadmojo posted:Lol wat Everywhere I've worked, anybody who had to send signed letters had a signature stamp and/or a .png of their signature to just plop at the end of their letters, and used an actual pen to sign more "personalized" stuff. I've never sent or received anything "official" signed with a 17¢ Bic ballpoint.
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Nov 2, 2018 15:32
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DariusLikewise posted:That looks like the type of thing a like 60 year old, about to retire person would put up on a bulletin board somewhere at work because they think it's funny and lol PC safety culture at work is ruining the industry. I remember seeing almost the exact same thing back in the early 90s and it wouldn't surprise me if it has been around way longer than that.
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Nov 2, 2018 20:13
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SkunkDuster posted:I remember seeing almost the exact same thing back in the early 90s and it wouldn't surprise me if it has been around way longer than that. one of the examples is "gently caress me backwards with a telegraph pole." So it apparently predates the invention of the telephone.
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Nov 2, 2018 20:21
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SkunkDuster posted:I remember seeing almost the exact same thing back in the early 90s and it wouldn't surprise me if it has been around way longer than that. Yeah, this reads like one of those early FWD: You'll NEVER GUESS What Happened at This Office! emails. Slightly funnier than the ones ranting about how offices are banning green and red clothes around Christmas, less funny than the jokes copy-pasted from Reader's Digests.
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Nov 4, 2018 22:50
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It's the Boomers' choice of fonts that are the most disturbing aspect of these in all honesty
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Nov 5, 2018 10:13
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That second one is "partially true" according to Snopes https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cuff-linked/ didn't happen in Oregon though.
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Nov 5, 2018 12:26
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fish and chips and dip posted:That second one is "partially true" according to Snopes The true part being the person got mailed a ticket for speeding
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Nov 5, 2018 14:10
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SkunkDuster posted:I remember seeing almost the exact same thing back in the early 90s and it wouldn't surprise me if it has been around way longer than that. It reminded me of this  Somebody was mad that they kept getting written up for being an rear end in a top hat to all the other employees so he put these up around the workplace and kept telling everyone to stop being so sensitive all the time.
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Nov 5, 2018 18:50
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DariusLikewise posted:It reminded me of this I'd fill the gently caress out of that form, though.
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Nov 5, 2018 19:20
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Aleph Null posted:I'd fill the gently caress out of that form, though. Sir, I would like a blankey at this time, sir.
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Nov 5, 2018 19:47
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That is an extremely accurate military form The only unrealistic part is that it’s a single page.
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Nov 5, 2018 19:54
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That list of appropriate phrases just made me think of Heathers with the main Heather's phrase "Well, gently caress me gently with a chainsaw". Difference between the two fictions is Heathers is actually really interesting and good.
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Nov 6, 2018 23:28
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BioEnchanted posted:That list of appropriate phrases just made me think of Heathers with the main Heather's phrase "Well, gently caress me gently with a chainsaw". Difference between the two fictions is Heathers is actually really interesting and good. "Fry me for an oyster" was always my favourite (probably not in Heathers.) But also "gently caress my rear end!"
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Nov 6, 2018 23:31
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 No joke, you guys
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Nov 8, 2018 02:18
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Danaru posted:
They're right. It's not a joke. Jokes are supposed to be funny.
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Nov 8, 2018 04:00
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Love yourself for you you are? That's not even a proper sentence what a loving goddamn idiot
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Nov 8, 2018 17:28
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oldpainless posted:Love yourself for you you are? That's not even a proper sentence what a loving goddamn idiot Kid's only six, give them a break.
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Nov 8, 2018 17:31
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more like oldmerciless
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Nov 8, 2018 17:36
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As someone who is genuinely interested in etymology, this article is a pile of folksy bullshit that made me mad. https://www.littlethings.com/customs-from-a-simpler-time-vas/3?fbclid=IwAR3qNTC5zAxLz4vmdWMHvbispSKCH7WnQaSKlZlwyhaWHiM8w9L8CZpYsOY
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Dr. Clockwork posted:As someone who is genuinely interested in etymology, this article is a pile of folksy bullshit that made me mad. It's like if Cliff from Cheers had a blog.
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Nov 9, 2018 03:08
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Snopes has already debunked a lot of these false etymologies.
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Nov 9, 2018 03:21
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Dirt-poor medieval pheasants totally slept in canopy beds, right?
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SerialKilldeer posted:Dirt-poor medieval pheasants totally slept in canopy beds, right? That typo 
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