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KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


CharlestheHammer posted:

behold, the first person to worry about Donny Jr.

Don Jr. is a person and worries about Don Jr.

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Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

KiteAuraan posted:

Don Jr. is a person and worries about Don Jr.

bold of you to assume he is a person.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
Fun report from the giant BMW factory in South Carolina where people love their Trump despite his tariff war threatening to curtail output at the plant and make BMW rethink its expansion plans: https://jalopnik.com/trumps-trade-war-threatens-bmws-biggest-factory-in-the-1830169367

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
wouldnt trump just pardon jr

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



got any sevens posted:

wouldnt trump just pardon jr

idk he may hate some of his kids

his dad apparently hated the oldest kid and tmrpu was the bigly favorite kid

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


got any sevens posted:

wouldnt trump just pardon jr

Not if it's state charges :getin:

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/23/nyregion/trump-organization-criminal-charges-vance.html

quote:

The Manhattan district attorney’s office is considering pursuing criminal charges against the Trump Organization and two senior company officials in connection with Michael D. Cohen’s hush money payment to an adult film actress, according to two officials with knowledge of the matter.

quote:

State charges against the company or its executives could be significant because Mr. Trump has talked about pardoning some of his current or former aides who have faced federal charges. As president, he has no power to pardon people and corporate entities convicted of state crimes.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Shear Modulus posted:

idk he may hate some of his kids

his dad apparently hated the oldest kid and tmrpu was the bigly favorite kid

He very much hates don jr.

Aoi
Sep 12, 2017

Perpetually a Pain.

FMguru posted:

Here's the quote I was looking for:

Ah, I think mine was a different quote from him about why companies and people hurt by the steel tariffs going out of business was going to be their own fault. My bad.

edit: I know what it was. When I saw him do this, blaming companies/people going out of business due to his steel tariffs as a bunch of losers just trying to blame him even though it was their fault, I immediately thought of all the soy farmers, and wondered if any of them, or even Trump himself, would make the connection and realize he was essentially saying the same thing about them, by extension (of course not).

Aoi has issued a correction as of 03:49 on Nov 6, 2018

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkUH_fa2g00

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
According to his first wife, Ivana, Donald Trump was never keen on bequeathing his name to anybody. It was Ivana who wanted to call their newborn Donald junior. “You can't do that!” Trump is quoted as saying in Ivana's memoir, Raising Trump. “What if he's a loser?”

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Epic High Five posted:

that soybean pile i sgonna become the world's largest natto

we're gonna need another nato anyway

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

According to his first wife, Ivana, Donald Trump was never keen on bequeathing his name to anybody. It was Ivana who wanted to call their newborn Donald junior. “You can't do that!” Trump is quoted as saying in Ivana's memoir, Raising Trump. “What if he's a loser?”

young donald was wise beyond his years

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

jr could just avoid that state, their cops cant arrest him somewhere else

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

According to his first wife, Ivana, Donald Trump was never keen on bequeathing his name to anybody. It was Ivana who wanted to call their newborn Donald junior. “You can't do that!” Trump is quoted as saying in Ivana's memoir, Raising Trump. “What if he's a loser?”

lol owned

Blister
Sep 8, 2000

Hair Elf

got any sevens posted:

jr could just avoid that state, their cops cant arrest him somewhere else

And get all Trump properties in NYC seized by the state and he'd have to avoid any friendly States who'd be willing to arrest him then send him to NYC to face charges.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


got any sevens posted:

wouldnt trump just pardon jr

He only likes Ivanka, the other spawn are only tolerated because they have his last name.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
While an undergraduate at the University of Pennsylvania, Trump Jr. reportedly earned a reputation around campus for his rowdy, inebriated habits — notably, passing out in his classmates' rooms, and wetting their beds.

"Diaper Don would wake up in some stranger's dorm room or off-campus apartment or bedroom in his frat house, covered in piss, walk back to his own room, and get blitzed that evening or the next anew," Fox writes.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

The Snoo posted:

we're gonna need another nato anyway
That's
Real
Fuckin'
Natto

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Zil posted:

He only likes Ivanka, the other spawn are only tolerated because they have his last name.

He only likes Ivanka because he wants to gently caress her.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

FMguru posted:

Post Trump offspring realizing that they're going to go to prison under Trump here

https://twitter.com/JacobHeilbrunn/status/1059616254380724224

“I’m very worried about Don Jr.,” said another former West Wing official who testified before the Senate Intelligence Committee.


lol who is this person

is this just him

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



probably bannon

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


someones dying in a trump rally :yeshaha:

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Agean90 posted:

someones dying in a trump rally :yeshaha:

post your sources

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Tashilicious posted:

post your sources

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1059655715051266049

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1059657340406951937

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
One fewer.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

"any last words?"

TRRuuuuuummmmm

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
dying surrounded by braying MAGA hordes has gotta become quite the trip when the DMT stores activate

Astrochicken
Aug 13, 2007

So you better go back to your bars, your temples
Your massage parlors!

Victory Position posted:

"any last words?"

https://twitter.com/ATrumpGirl/status/993319081196519429?s=19

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
lol

both at the joke

and at the fact that chud's soul is burning in hell for all eternity

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Dr. Killjoy posted:

dying surrounded by braying MAGA hordes

lmao jfc that is terrifying and dark

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

TotalLossBrain posted:

lmao jfc that is terrifying and dark

it'd make the transition to the depths of hell much easier though

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



died before he even had the opportunity to see hillary locked up

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


FMguru posted:

lol

both at the joke

and at the fact that chud's soul is burning in hell for all eternity

Technically it is only a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very long time, like, 10,000,000 raised to the 1000th power years, before being reborn as a newt.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Dr. Killjoy posted:

dying surrounded by braying MAGA hordes

the only thing that burns in hell is the part of you that won't let go of your life: your lib owns, your spite. they burn them all away, but they're not punishing you, they're freeing your soul.

if you're frightened of dying and you're holding on, you'll see democrats tearing your votes away. if you've made your peace, then the libs are really republicans freeing you from the earth

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Shear Modulus posted:

died before he even had the opportunity to see hillary locked up

dying before half life 3 comes out

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

KiteAuraan posted:

Technically it is only a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very long time, like, 10,000,000 raised to the 1000th power years, before being reborn as a newt.

Raurava (叫喚), the "screaming" Naraka, is where beings run wildly about, looking for refuge from the burning ground. When they find an apparent shelter, they are locked inside it as it blazes around them, while they scream inside. Life in this Naraka is 8.2944×1014 years long.

Mahāraurava (大叫喚), the "great screaming" Naraka, is similar to Raurava. Punishment here is for people who maintain their own body by hurting others. In this hell, animals known as kravyāda torment them and eat their flesh. Life in this Naraka is 6.63552×1015 years long.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



those are a lot of significant figures

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

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Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007


thinkin bout those bean(er)s

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