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Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/aliceworkman/melbourne-cup-rain?utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=bfsharecopy&utm_term=.qkZ9DwyRWb

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NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Another horse died, rip Cliffs of Moher, gently caress off everyone tweeting how much they feel for the owners and not the horse itself

Smegmatron
Apr 23, 2003

I hate to advocate emptyquoting or shitposting to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

AgentF posted:

Yeah a mate said I should go to the Lord Nelson brewery. What else is around the rocks?

Leave all of your money at the casino and get out. Don’t come back until you have more money to leave at the casino.

Authorised by the NSW Government, Sydney.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

AgentF posted:

Yeah a mate said I should go to the Lord Nelson brewery. What else is around the rocks?

Lord Nelson is great.

Museum of Contemporary Art is nearby, no idea if anything good is showing.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

NTRabbit posted:

Another horse died, rip Cliffs of Moher, gently caress off everyone tweeting how much they feel for the owners and not the horse itself

poo poo poor horsey :(

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

not anymore

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




quote:

Single parents forced to attend 'story time' or lose Centrelink payments
Parents on the scheme say they must attend children’s activities or undertake self-funded study to qualify

Rosalind Chia was so close to the finish line.

The mother of two had left a violent relationship a few years ago and was now in the final year of a psychological science degree. And then the phone rang – it was Centrelink.

“What’s really frustrating is if they just left me alone for another year, I was nearly finished with university,” she said. “I was so excited to get off Centrelink.”

Chia is one of 68,000 parents who have been placed on a new government program, Parents Next, after receiving a call from Centrelink assessing whether they are at risk of “long-term welfare dependency”.

Since July, these parents – overwhelmingly single women – must meet a fortnightly participation plan negotiated with a case worker, known as their ParentsNext provider. If they don’t, their parenting payment – $384.25 for a single person – can be suspended or terminated.

Parents say they have been forced by their providers to attend activities such as “story time”, swimming lessons or playgroup, or told to sign up to education courses at their own expense, even if they already hold qualifications.

“I’m in financial insecurity on a fortnight-to-fortnight basis now,” said Phoebe, a 37-year-old single mother of two who already holds a certificate four in accounting.

“If my kids don’t want to go to playgroup, what do I do? Lie?

“We’re not stupid. We do know how to manage our own lives. I don’t think [parenting] should be devalued. I feel like there’s a real sexist element to it, that you’re doing nothing on the public purse.”

In Chia’s case, a glitch with the MyGov website meant she could not mark down her university study – which she did from home.

Fearing losing her payments, she took the decision to wind back to one subject this semester to focus on complying with the program by getting “job ready”.

“The plan was to do as much study as I can manage, as many classes as I can,” she said. “I was starting each semester with three. If it was too much for the little ones, I dropped to two.

“At that rate, I was going to be done by spring next year. Now, it’s going to take me two or three years.”

Welfare advocates say they are already aware of a number of mothers who have had their payments suspended under the program, including Chia.

The freelance writer said when she was placed on to the program, she was not told she needed to report her income. “So the first news you get is you wake up needing to go get some food that morning and your money is not there,” she said.

Another woman told Guardian Australia she had her payments suspended for a week for not reporting her attendance at a “story time session” at a local library.

“I told the ParentsNext case worker that I never agreed to that as my five-year-old has kindergarten that day,” she said. “She said that my daughter had to skip kindergarten and attend the library story time sessions.

“I’ve only been on parenting payment for a year due to separating from my youngest daughter’s father and having no support. I felt being home was for the best until my youngest started school.”

The government announced the expansion of the $263m program in the May budget following a two-year trial, during which 3,510 participants had their payments suspended.

“It’s offensive that the government believes that … women aren’t trying to do what they can to increase the welfare of themselves and their child,” Terese Edwards, the chief executive of the National Council of Single Mothers, told Guardian Australia.

Now that it was compulsory and women faced penalties for not complying, Edwards said it had gone “from a soft touch … to almost blaming women for undertaking unpaid care”.

People can receive parenting payment until their youngest child turns eight, when they are moved on to the lower Newstart payment. They can be placed on to the ParentsNext program once their child is six months old.

The Greens senator Rachel Siewert, who attempted to block the expansion in the Senate in September, was concerned young mothers would drop off parenting payments altogether, as she said had occurred with the community development program.

Labor’s employment services spokeswoman, Terri Butler, said the opposition supported the aim of ParentsNext but was “far from persuaded that the government’s targeted compliance framework is suited to a pre-employment program of this type”.

A spokesman for the jobs minister, Kelly O’Dwyer, said the program had helped 3,500 participants find paid work and 9,500 participate in education or training since April 2016.

“Parents participate in activities appropriate for their needs and family circumstances,” the spokesman said. “If a parent is already studying or doing volunteer work, they can do this as their ParentsNext activity, while accessing other benefits of the service.”

Chia lamented that she had been forced to completely overhaul her career plans.

‘“It felt like I was getting there, despite domestic violence blowing my life to pieces,” she said. “I felt like I had successfully pulled them all back together to resemble some kind of life again. And that I was going to get there really soon. But that agency has been commandeered.”

If only they'd gotten or stayed married, these poor women could have avoided the problem and been the cared for by a husband homemakers they're meant to be

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

bell jar posted:

avshalom is right btw

nah.

incredible flesh
Oct 6, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

NTRabbit posted:

If only they'd gotten or stayed married, these poor women could have avoided the problem and been the cared for by a husband homemakers they're meant to be
Another woman told Guardian Australia she had her payments suspended for a week for not reporting her attendance at a “story time session” at a local library.

“I told the ParentsNext case worker that I never agreed to that as my five-year-old has kindergarten that day,” she said. “She said that my daughter had to skip kindergarten and attend the library story time sessions."

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

NTRabbit posted:

If only they'd gotten or stayed married, these poor women could have avoided the problem and been the cared for by a husband homemakers they're meant to be

Source your quotes

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

GotLag posted:

Source your quotes

source: Most men and probably quite a few women.

clusterfuck
Feb 6, 2004


AgentF posted:

Yeah a mate said I should go to the Lord Nelson brewery. What else is around the rocks?

Mostly touristy & pricey eateries and souvenirs. A few good pubs pretty close to the bridge.

If you feel like a stupid amount of walking you can start at the bridge / Rocks, do the MCA and follow the harbour west down past half barnagaroo, then darling harbour, there's a few good bookstores / record stores between there and Town Hall, then continue south through Chinatown and around UTS and Spice Alley you can check out White Rabbit Gallery (only open certain days though so check) which is contemporary chinese art, usually p good. That's like 3km or so. Then either go to Central to go wherever or keep walking through back streets Chippendale and Redfern to get to Newtown via Carriageworks which may also probably have some art going on. Most of this walk you will avoid a lot of lovely busy roads (more or less) and see bars, pubs lotta food and mishmash of architecture / landscape of all sorts. That's probably 6-8km all up.

clusterfuck fucked around with this message at 06:32 on Nov 6, 2018

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




GotLag posted:

Source your quotes

Pick a random Coalition or Labor Right MP

Steve Holt!
Aug 28, 2006

STEVE HOLT!

College Slice
The news just told me that ScoMo ate a pie.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Steve Holt! posted:

The news just told me that ScoMo ate a pie.

:hmmyes: a pie very Australian.


"G'day Australia, it's ya boy ScoMo here with another quick PM update. Keeping you in the loop with the haps so you remember who the grousest minister is haha. Right we're here in Bumbumdaginerbum eating this top notch pie. Every day I eat a pie for my morning tea, with peas and tomato sauce, and shead a year about living in the greatest country on earth. God bless you all and this fair land hey? Also we're doing a great job today, seeing regular Australians like you to see what we can do for yas. Cause that's what we're all about : helping yoses. Also we are cutting tax to big business again. Anyway remember to like favourite and subscribe."

Gridlocked fucked around with this message at 06:45 on Nov 6, 2018

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
What did Bill Shorten eat? Nothing? How does he expect to support our farmers if he doesn't even eat things we produce bloody communist probably sucks Virgin blood to power his shadow union mates. Reeeeeeee.

Chicken Parmigiana
Sep 12, 2007

The Melbourne Cup is like your wedding day with all your awful extended family invited, except replace the week of passionate meaningful sex afterwards with someone shooting a horse.

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Sportsbet genuinely sent a C&D letter to the betoota advocate over some of their recent articles mentioning sportsbet

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp05DRCDqbG/

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

NTRabbit posted:

Pick a random Coalition or Labor Right MP

What I meant was link your articles

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

NTRabbit posted:

Sportsbet genuinely sent a C&D letter to the betoota advocate over some of their recent articles mentioning sportsbet

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp05DRCDqbG/

Fake

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
One of the most curious parts of the Melbourne cup is the traditional horse shooting that happens after every race.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
horse girls seem happy today though

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
https://twitter.com/workmanalice/status/1059688730443735040

iajanus
Aug 17, 2004

NUMBER 1 QUEENSLAND SUPPORTER
MAROONS 2023 STATE OF ORIGIN CHAMPIONS FOR LIFE



Chicken Parmigiana posted:

The Melbourne Cup is like your wedding day with all your awful extended family invited, except replace the week of passionate meaningful sex afterwards with someone shooting a horse.
Maybe your wedding didn't have that happening after it but some of us aren't prudes

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
There are a whole bunch of Essential numbers out but this is the one that made me laugh

https://twitter.com/GhostWhoVotes/status/1059691756046827520

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




GotLag posted:

What I meant was link your articles

https://www.theguardian.com/austral...7_yZLDzy-BNqxfA

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

One of the most curious parts of the Melbourne cup is the traditional horse shooting that happens after every race.

yearly horse executions keep the elder gods at bay

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

...Meanwhile on Nauru..


God I loathe these loving parasites.

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil

Doctor Spaceman posted:

There are a whole bunch of Essential numbers out but this is the one that made me laugh

https://twitter.com/GhostWhoVotes/status/1059691756046827520

I liked this one myself

https://twitter.com/GhostWhoVotes/status/1059691661352026112?s=19

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

NTRabbit posted:

If only they'd gotten or stayed married, these poor women could have avoided the problem and been the cared for by a husband homemakers they're meant to be
She could just transfer to Austudy and they'll leave her alone (assuming she is full time)

Centrelink is cooked tho and they always find ways to gently caress people over

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Chicken Parmigiana posted:

The Melbourne Cup is like your wedding day with all your awful extended family invited, except replace the week of passionate meaningful sex afterwards with someone shooting a horse.

Well....that's one way of putting it

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

I wonder if there is somebody dumb enough to spill Morrison.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

bowmore posted:

She could just transfer to Austudy and they'll leave her alone (assuming she is full time)

Centrelink is cooked tho and they always find ways to gently caress people over

She's not full time study because of this exact gently caress around from centrelink she said. Glad the system is rational and incentives behaviour consistently.

Gridlocked posted:

:hmmyes: a pie very Australian.


"G'day Australia, it's ya boy ScoMo here with another quick PM update. Keeping you in the loop with the haps so you remember who the grousest minister is haha. Right we're here in Bumbumdaginerbum eating this top notch pie. Every day I eat a pie for my morning tea, with peas and tomato sauce, and shead a year about living in the greatest country on earth. God bless you all and this fair land hey? Also we're doing a great job today, seeing regular Australians like you to see what we can do for yas. Cause that's what we're all about : helping yoses. Also we are cutting tax to big business again. Anyway remember to like favourite and subscribe."

Uncanny.

https://twitter.com/damoj/status/1059280541365690368

Abongination
Aug 18, 2010

Life, it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.
Pillbug
Just finished working a shift as Ascot race course in Perth, people are loving animals during the cup.

I got lucky and the horrible flu virus that's been lingering in me for the last week chose today to present itself. Was feeling a little odd and power yakked at the feet of several "important" racing and gaming officials and decided to go home.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
https://twitter.com/workmanalice/status/1059695114530971648

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

Abongination posted:

Just finished working a shift as Ascot race course in Perth, people are loving animals during the cup.

I got lucky and the horrible flu virus that's been lingering in me for the last week chose today to present itself. Was feeling a little odd and power yakked at the feet of several "important" racing and gaming officials and decided to go home.

Very disappointed it was only at their feet and not into their faces.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

Photo bombed by the bill

Chicken Parmigiana
Sep 12, 2007

Who the gently caress are Bianca and Mike and can something please be done about them

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Reclines Obesily
Jul 24, 2000



Hey Moona!
Slippery Tilde

dinkum shake of the sauce bottle mate

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