AusPol November: And you know, they can't refuse... because of The Capability.

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Smegmatron: Apr 23, 2003; I hate to advocate emptyquoting or shitposting to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

https://twitter.com/TakedownMRAs/status/1059707347474374657

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# ? Nov 6, 2018 08:27

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 10:07

Doctor Spaceman: Jul 6, 2010; "Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

So is he running in the state election or is he just a loving coward?

# ? Nov 6, 2018 08:30

X13Fen: Oct 18, 2006; "Is that an accurate quote? It should be.
I think about it often enough."

Doctor Spaceman posted:

So is he running in the state election or is he just a loving coward?

They're not mutually exclusive

# ? Nov 6, 2018 08:32

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

Did he and Pauline shake on it?

# ? Nov 6, 2018 08:36

bandaid.friend: Apr 25, 2017; My first car was a stick

Do they raffle off the horse meat

# ? Nov 6, 2018 08:38

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Doctor Spaceman posted:

https://twitter.com/workmanalice/status/1059695114530971648

+1 approval rating

# ? Nov 6, 2018 08:42

aejix: Sep 18, 2007; It's about finding that next group of core players we can win with in the next 6, 8, 10 years. Let's face it, it's hard for 20-, 21-, 22-year-olds to lead an NHL team. Look at the playoffs.

That quote is from fucking 2018. Fuck you Jim; Pillbug

JBP posted:

+1 approval rating

Rip Curl Hat of Dad Dagginess grants this bonus i think? Been a while since I've rolled a Political Class character

# ? Nov 6, 2018 08:48

froglet: Nov 12, 2009; You see, the best way to Stop the Boats is a massive swarm of autonomous armed dogs. Strafing a few boats will stop the rest and save many lives in the long term.

You can't make an Omelet without breaking a few eggs. Vote Greens.

Abongination posted:

Just finished working a shift as Ascot race course in Perth, people are loving animals during the cup.

I got lucky and the horrible flu virus that's been lingering in me for the last week chose today to present itself. Was feeling a little odd and power yakked at the feet of several "important" racing and gaming officials and decided to go home.

You poor soul. For those who don't know - people go to Ascot to get absolutely hammered.

Meanwhile work took me out to lunch and I've done very little useful things since I got back.

# ? Nov 6, 2018 08:52

dirtgolem: Dec 22, 2011; Wounds are always fresh and so the scabs are never dry
Gutter is the place in which we choose to live our lives
Square inside a circle is the symbol in my eye
Home is where the gutter is and this is where I'll die

Work colleague asked me the token *are you going to the cup lunch*, that the workplace is putting on and I deadpan looked her in the eye, "I don't give a poo poo about horse racing any other day of the year, what sort of person would I be if I did today?". It was a rhetorical question but being called a fake pierced her soul :megadeath:

# ? Nov 6, 2018 08:53

GoldStandardConure: Jun 11, 2010; I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow; Pillbug

how many people clapped?

# ? Nov 6, 2018 08:57

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

I unironically think Bill Shorten is a pretty funny guy. He actually cracks a lot of good jokes, he is a cheeky lil poo poo but the media doesn't really give it screen time.

# ? Nov 6, 2018 09:00

GoldStandardConure: Jun 11, 2010; I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow; Pillbug

Anidav posted:

I unironically think Bill Shorten is a pretty funny guy. He actually cracks a lot of good jokes, he is a cheeky lil poo poo but the media doesn't really give it screen time.

zingers!

# ? Nov 6, 2018 09:02

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

bandaid.friend posted:

Do they raffle off the horse meat

That would be barbaric. Heavens no.

# ? Nov 6, 2018 09:03

You Am I: May 20, 2001; Me @ your poasting

lol the grimace on Matty Guy's face when he told the media that ScoMo was coming down to Victoria

# ? Nov 6, 2018 09:11

fiery_valkyrie: Mar 26, 2003; I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.

loving hell.

quote:

A Sydney police officer said he wanted to rape a relative of Greens senator Sarah Hanson-Young during a threatening phone call made to her electorate office, court documents show.

Sean Daniel Murphy, a senior constable with NSW Police, allegedly made the offensive remarks during a brief call to Senator Hanson-Young�s Adelaide office in July.

Court documents released on Tuesday show a Greens campaign manager answered the 57-year-old�s call before the officer asked: �Can I have a picture of the senator�s [relative]?�

He was told no and asked why he would want such a picture, to which he replied in an aggressive manner that he wanted to sexually assault the relative, according to the tendered factsheet.

Murphy told federal police in a recorded interview three weeks after the call he didn�t know if he had made the offensive comment, as he had been drunk.

But he recalled saying Hanson-Young �needed to get hosed�, asking for the relative�s photo and saying: �Do you know under Islam you can gently caress nine-year-old girls?�

Threatening to rape someone�s kid. Classy.

https://www.theguardian.com/austral...-by-his-conduct

# ? Nov 6, 2018 09:16

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

ACAB

# ? Nov 6, 2018 09:19

dirtgolem: Dec 22, 2011; Wounds are always fresh and so the scabs are never dry
Gutter is the place in which we choose to live our lives
Square inside a circle is the symbol in my eye
Home is where the gutter is and this is where I'll die

GoldStandardConure posted:

how many people clapped?

It was just me and her in the room so she can't prove a thing :agesilaus:

# ? Nov 6, 2018 09:25

WhiskeyWhiskers: Oct 14, 2013; "هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Only one treatment for cops with PTSD. Wish they'd take it.

# ? Nov 6, 2018 09:27

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

You Am I posted:

lol the grimace on Matty Guy's face when he told the media that ScoMo was coming down to Victoria

Source

# ? Nov 6, 2018 09:28

bandaid.friend: Apr 25, 2017; My first car was a stick

Zenithe posted:

That would be barbaric. Heavens no.

It's used to train the greyhounds, then?

# ? Nov 6, 2018 09:28

bowmore: Oct 6, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Anidav posted:

I unironically think Bill Shorten is a pretty funny guy. He actually cracks a lot of good jokes, he is a cheeky lil poo poo but the media doesn't really give it screen time.

i unironically like his zingers...haha

# ? Nov 6, 2018 09:30

bowmore: Oct 6, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Dabbing Shorten was legit hilarious

# ? Nov 6, 2018 09:31

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

I wonder if he will be more loved as PM when the media is forced to give his Zingers screen time

# ? Nov 6, 2018 09:32

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN: Jun 26, 2009

hawaiian_robot posted:

hey

get this

ChoMo

# ? Nov 6, 2018 09:33

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

He has a very cheeky face.

# ? Nov 6, 2018 09:34

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY: Feb 3, 2006

fiery_valkyrie posted:

loving hell.

Threatening to rape someone�s kid. Classy.

https://www.theguardian.com/austral...-by-his-conduct

lol "relative"

I wonder why a newspaper won't admit just how bad this is?

# ? Nov 6, 2018 09:40

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

LIVE AMMO ROLEPLAY posted:

lol "relative"

I wonder why a newspaper won't admit just how bad this is?

Is it avoiding saying daughter for copycat or some olde timey journalistic thing? Normally the guardian would put the boot in.

# ? Nov 6, 2018 09:47

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY: Feb 3, 2006

JBP posted:

Is it avoiding saying daughter for copycat or some olde timey journalistic thing? Normally the guardian would put the boot in.

According to SBS:

quote:

A Sydney police officer said he wanted to rape Greens senator Sarah Hanson-Young's daughter during a threatening phone call made to her electorate office, court documents show.

# ? Nov 6, 2018 09:50

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Weird.

# ? Nov 6, 2018 09:54

starkebn: May 18, 2004; "Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

# ? Nov 6, 2018 09:55

WhiskeyWhiskers: Oct 14, 2013; "هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Also because she's a public figure pointing to the relation could be seen as essentially the same as naming them?

# ? Nov 6, 2018 09:57

Doctor Spaceman: Jul 6, 2010; "Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Ted Mack died.

# ? Nov 6, 2018 09:59

You Am I: May 20, 2001; Me @ your poasting

hambeet posted:

Source

Tonight's ABC news. There's no clip of it on their website

That 730 segment on Rupert Murdoch was awful. Got a pack of Murdoch butt kissers to sing his praises.

# ? Nov 6, 2018 10:00

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

He's going to get 120 hours community service for threatening to rape a child and boomers will be glad that let him off easy because he's are troop and is sad

# ? Nov 6, 2018 10:01