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QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

lol leave it to reddit to somehow side with the dude who's drugging his coworkers without their consent

Best comment:

QuarkJets fucked around with this message at 09:17 on Nov 6, 2018

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Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
Will loving sucks, and mountain girl sounds like she kicks rear end.

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

My husband (30M) and I (29F) made a huge mistake that has ruined our 10 year marriage.

So this is a story about my husband and I having a threesome, that is subsequently running our marriage.

Before I start, we have had several threesomes before and never had a issue but this one was different. Every threesome we had before this was a paid experience this one was not and I wish it never happened. Here’s the story:

After we had experimented a few times with the above mentioned paid partners, we would often fantasize about connecting with someone on a deeper level maybe finding someone we could have fun with on a continuous level. I won’t lie the idea aroused me; no condoms no limitations and love, but I realize now that sometimes it’s more fun to talk that live through some things.

Anyway we found a cute younger girl who was just as interested. I am 29 and my husband is 30, the girl was 21. She was really attracted to my husband and I liked that. After drinks and vibing out we go to the bedroom and start the session. For the most part everything was going great we were all having a great time. Then it got late and I wanted to turn down but they just wouldn’t stop, they were so into each other and I was beginning to feel left out. My husband was also not using a condom and didn’t pull out which I had signed off on but now bothers me.

Any way they went on for a few hours without even acknowledging me and whispering to each other sweet nothings. Now I wanted an intimate connection but I wasn’t ready to see my husband fall in love with another women. When she left I confronted my husband about how it made me feel that he kept going when I was over it. He didn’t seem to care at all.

Immediately a rush of sadness and heartbreak came over me. What have I done? I felt disgusted with my husband and hated him for not sensing that I was left out. We have not been ok sense, I can’t even be intimate with him. He keeps saying it was my fantasy (although he did pressure me into picking this girl) and I don’t have any right to be upset.

So my question is what do I do? Why do I feel like he cheated on me someway? Will this go away? Should I leave him? I feel like things will never be the same between us and I ruined my marriage.

TL;DR “My husband and I opened up the threesome door and ruined our marriage”

Update*** 25 days Later

I found out that my husband the girl have been communicating behind my back. I can’t believe he would betray me. He also told me he had strong feelings for her after only knowing her for a week.

How can he fall in love/lust so fast? Did the last 10 years mean anything?

Also I got in physical alteration with the girl. He has cut off communication with her now but I don’t think I’ll ever move past this.

Currently in individual and marriage counseling.

Anony Mouse
Jan 30, 2005

A name means nothing on the battlefield. After a week, no one has a name.
Lipstick Apathy

Smirking_Serpent posted:

My husband (30M) and I (29F) made a huge mistake that has ruined our 10 year marriage.

So this is a story about my husband and I having a threesome, that is subsequently running our marriage.

Before I start, we have had several threesomes before and never had a issue but this one was different. Every threesome we had before this was a paid experience this one was not and I wish it never happened. Here’s the story:

After we had experimented a few times with the above mentioned paid partners, we would often fantasize about connecting with someone on a deeper level maybe finding someone we could have fun with on a continuous level. I won’t lie the idea aroused me; no condoms no limitations and love, but I realize now that sometimes it’s more fun to talk that live through some things.

Anyway we found a cute younger girl who was just as interested. I am 29 and my husband is 30, the girl was 21. She was really attracted to my husband and I liked that. After drinks and vibing out we go to the bedroom and start the session. For the most part everything was going great we were all having a great time. Then it got late and I wanted to turn down but they just wouldn’t stop, they were so into each other and I was beginning to feel left out. My husband was also not using a condom and didn’t pull out which I had signed off on but now bothers me.

Any way they went on for a few hours without even acknowledging me and whispering to each other sweet nothings. Now I wanted an intimate connection but I wasn’t ready to see my husband fall in love with another women. When she left I confronted my husband about how it made me feel that he kept going when I was over it. He didn’t seem to care at all.

Immediately a rush of sadness and heartbreak came over me. What have I done? I felt disgusted with my husband and hated him for not sensing that I was left out. We have not been ok sense, I can’t even be intimate with him. He keeps saying it was my fantasy (although he did pressure me into picking this girl) and I don’t have any right to be upset.

So my question is what do I do? Why do I feel like he cheated on me someway? Will this go away? Should I leave him? I feel like things will never be the same between us and I ruined my marriage.

TL;DR “My husband and I opened up the threesome door and ruined our marriage”

Update*** 25 days Later

I found out that my husband the girl have been communicating behind my back. I can’t believe he would betray me. He also told me he had strong feelings for her after only knowing her for a week.

How can he fall in love/lust so fast? Did the last 10 years mean anything?

Also I got in physical alteration with the girl. He has cut off communication with her now but I don’t think I’ll ever move past this.

Currently in individual and marriage counseling.
When you play with candles and decide that jamming your entire face into a bonfire is the exciting next step.

PancakeTransmission
May 27, 2007

You gotta improvise, Lisa: cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust...


Plaster Town Cop
Girlfriend (19F) of 9 months mad because I (21M) said that I'd have less sex with her if she gained 200lbs or if she developed some crazy deformity, mainly facial.

quote:

Basically we were talking about bodies and somehow the topic of sex and body changes got brought up. I said that if she gained 200lbs or if she developed some crazy deformity like face altering, not necessarily body, that I'd still have sex with her because I love her but I'd probably have less sex just because of physical attractiveness.

I don't care if she gained 50-100lbs. I honestly don't. I like a wide variety of women so I don't care.

She absolutely flipped and is crying and saying she can't believe I'd think that and won't talk to me now.

I said males are more visual than females and sexual attraction is important. I can't just make myself have an erection, it doesn't work like that.

She got even more upset by this and was saying that the studies and stuff shouldn't matter and that if something happened to me she'd still have the same amount of sex.

I don't see how I did anything wrong here and it's frustrating.

Tl;dr

Told girlfriend I would have less sex with her if she gained 200lbs or physical deformities, mainly in the face. Got super angry and started crying Told her men are more visual and sexual attraction is important Got more mad and said it shouldn't matter Don't know what to do.

Sorry babe. If you got mangled in a car accident, I'd probably only bang you out of obligation. Wait, why are you mad at me???

darkwasthenight
Jan 7, 2011

GENE TRAITOR

PancakeTransmission posted:

Girlfriend (19F) of 9 months mad because I (21M) said that I'd have less sex with her if she gained 200lbs or if she developed some crazy deformity, mainly facial.


Sorry babe. If you got mangled in a car accident, I'd probably only bang you out of obligation. Wait, why are you mad at me???

This is a massive dicktrap and you lost just by playing the game. Good luck avoiding such obvious and clearly-marked obstacles in your future relationships.

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

I just couldn’t get an erection babe!! Not my fault nobody has invented pills for that!!

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

PancakeTransmission posted:

Girlfriend (19F) of 9 months mad because I (21M) said that I'd have less sex with her if she gained 200lbs or if she developed some crazy deformity, mainly facial.


Sorry babe. If you got mangled in a car accident, I'd probably only bang you out of obligation. Wait, why are you mad at me???

I am shocked, shocked, to discover this is an argument happening between a 21-year-old and a 19-year-old

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Palemdromes posted:

I just couldn’t get an erection babe!! Not my fault nobody has invented pills for that!!

Not like “if you gained 200lbs or got in a disfiguring car accident I’d start needing Viagra to get it up” is a charming thing for his girlfriend to hear either, though

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Anony Mouse posted:

When you play with candles and decide that jamming your entire face into a bonfire is the exciting next step.

Threesome stories never get old. :allears:

Also this is acecdotal, but regardless of wether their SO likes the idea or not it always seems like the kind of men who push for threesomes are always self-absorbed assholes.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

extra row of teeth posted:

Threesome stories never get old. :allears:

Also this is acecdotal, but regardless of wether their SO likes the idea or not it always seems like the kind of men who push for threesomes are always self-absorbed assholes.

I mean, same deal for the kind of person who pushes for an open relationship

If someone who desperately wants to have sex with other people outside of their relationship hears of a cultural niche where this is apparently ok to do, they're gonna go for it full-force

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Smirking_Serpent posted:

My husband (30M) and I (29F) made a huge mistake that has ruined our 10 year marriage.

So this is a story about my husband and I having a threesome, that is subsequently running our marriage.


Some fantisies are better off left inside your head.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Smirking_Serpent posted:

I found out that my husband the girl have been communicating behind my back. I can’t believe he would betray me. He also told me he had strong feelings for her after only knowing her for a week.

How can he fall in love/lust so fast? Did the last 10 years mean anything?
The word for the strong feeling he's looking for is horny. Strongly horny for the 21 year old. Bigly.

Blade Runner
Aug 14, 2015

I always hate the "would you find me mess physically attractive if I were less physically attractive" things

Gosh honey I don't loving know

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

Blade Runner posted:

I always hate the "would you find me mess physically attractive if I were less physically attractive" things

Gosh honey I don't loving know

To be quite frank my dear those pants do enhance some of the less desirable aspects of your phiz

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
Baby, I'm ALL less desirable aspects.

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



Girlfriend (F17) had a rumor spread about her recently, should I (M17) believe her story?

quote:

Just got off the phone after a heated argument with my gf.

GF said there was a rumor spread by her ex-friend (We'll call her Janice) and some football player (We'll call him John).The rumor spread by Janice and John is that my GF gave some football player a blowjob. The reason this was spread was because my GF made a passing joke about my friend having lice, and Janice took it the wrong way I guess.

My GF adamantly denies anything happened, and told me that she can't even give blowjobs because she got her tonsils removed months ago. And she says that her mom doesn't even let her go out and do anything besides school related stuff like events.

I chose not to believe her and it reached a boiling point during which I yelled "I don't loving care!" at her as she was arguing, she hung up and now here I am.

TL;DR: GF said there was a rumor spread about her giving some dude a bj by her ex-friend and another person. Should I believe what she says?

Ah, the ol' highschool rumor mill...

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.
Seems kind of weird for the GF to try to get ahead of the rumor like that. Sounds guilty, and the excuses about her tonsils are unnecessary.

jiggerypokery
Feb 1, 2012

...But I could hardly wait six months with a red hot jape like that under me belt.

Either way, M17 isn't getting any blowjobs

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

LadyPictureShow posted:

Girlfriend (F17) had a rumor spread about her recently, should I (M17) believe her story?


Ah, the ol' highschool rumor mill...

I mean it's pretty obviously not true and he's just being a dumb teenager, but if they did break up over this I doubt either of them would even remember in five years, because, again, teenagers

Gotta wonder if he's just bitter because she's been using the tonsils excuse with him too

Everyone knows you can't give a proper BJ without the tonsils, they're the most important part

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

why can people not just keep a loving secret. like, the more inconsequential the secret is, like his stupid excuse of "none of my friends will go there :downs:", who cares about the logic, that's such an easy secret to keep. no internal struggle or ethical quandary about that or w/e, just "am i a not lovely enough dude to not use this to score a laugh with my buds" god drat

i'm convinced the vast majority of people like this have intensely boring personalities and thus need to fill the dead air with absolutely anything mildly interesting they can get their hands on, secrecy be damned

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time
The "I can't even give blowjobs" excuse is totally made up. She blew the guy.

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

i hope she had a chance to blow the football guy but only turned it down because she genuinely believed the tonsils thing

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Maybe her controlling mom told her that and she just believed it because it's not the kind of thing you google

"Remember, this is a very serious operation and your throat is going to be very delicate for a long time, so no oral sex until... how long until you go off to college again?"

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

therobit posted:

The "I can't even give blowjobs" excuse is totally made up. She blew the guy.

Yeah - if she had just said "I didn't blow anyone, she's just making poo poo up because she didn't like a joke I made about lice." that's more believable. One you feel the need to spin up these elaborate tonsil mythologies about how you can't give blow jobs, you might as well say "I totally did it."

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



loquacius posted:

Maybe her controlling mom told her that and she just believed it because it's not the kind of thing you google

"Remember, this is a very serious operation and your throat is going to be very delicate for a long time, so no oral sex until... how long until you go off to college again?"

They finally heal once you're married, you boob!

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

LadyPictureShow posted:

They finally heal once you're married, you boob!

I wish.

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider

Brother Entropy posted:

i hope she had a chance to blow the football guy but only turned it down because she genuinely believed the tonsils thing

I choose to believe this.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Dienes posted:

Yeah - if she had just said "I didn't blow anyone, she's just making poo poo up because she didn't like a joke I made about lice." that's more believable. One you feel the need to spin up these elaborate tonsil mythologies about how you can't give blow jobs, you might as well say "I totally did it."

yep she's got a lot of learning to do about lying

Barudak
May 7, 2007

All Im thinking about is the dude she blew's scouting report.

Chad Jakely III, has the poise and ability to read his progression to both on and off the field. Has locker room leadership potential with his ability to elevate others and not look for the limelight. Needs to work on planting his feet and his mechanics, but has the raw size and strength you look for in a stud player. 4 star recruit.

Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004

loquacius posted:

Maybe her controlling mom told her that and she just believed it because it's not the kind of thing you google

"Remember, this is a very serious operation and your throat is going to be very delicate for a long time, so no oral sex until... how long until you go off to college again?"

Someone dumb enough to fall for this is going to end up pregnant in extremely short order instead

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post
Chad McQuarterback removed her tonsils.

With his dick.

DeadMansSuspenders
Jan 10, 2012

I wanna be your left hand man

Blade Runner posted:

This landlord may actually be retarded but god drat is a lawyer somewhere getting a huge boner for reasons unknown to him

The poster hates conflict though so no action will ever be taken. Like she states that her text message was even too assertive. Too bad, would be a slam dunk lawsuit.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

La Brea Carpet posted:

Chad McQuarterback removed her tonsils.

With his dick.

An adenoidicktomy

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

I love how the guy who drugged his co-worker went with the angle that "technically you were high at work so it's YOU who would be fired" attempt at blackmail.
Edibles can really gently caress you up. I had to take my friend home from a club last week because she ate an incredibly powerful bunch of gummies before going. Was hallucinating and vomiting up a storm. Trying to drown the edibles in beer didn't work out either.

Anyways, hope the dude who lied about the brownie gets loving fired and possible criminal charges.

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
Unless you want it ruined and overrun, never tell anyone for any reason your secret camping spot, ever. Don’t even acknowledge it exists.

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Baronjutter posted:

I love how the guy who drugged his co-worker went with the angle that "technically you were high at work so it's YOU who would be fired" attempt at blackmail.
Edibles can really gently caress you up. I had to take my friend home from a club last week because she ate an incredibly powerful bunch of gummies before going. Was hallucinating and vomiting up a storm. Trying to drown the edibles in beer didn't work out either.

Anyways, hope the dude who lied about the brownie gets loving fired and possible criminal charges.
General Bullshit > /r/relationships: Trying to drown the edibles in beer didn't work out either.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Yawgmoth posted:

General Bullshit > /r/relationships: Trying to drown the edibles in beer didn't work out either.

Sounds like a decision you might make on edibles for sure

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

I (23 F) am uncomfortable with my new boyfriend's (23 M) relationship with his roommate (22 F).

My boyfriend Josh and I just started dating about a month ago. We are both in law school. He has two roommates - another guy who is also a law student, and a girl (Cheyenne) who is still an undergrad. Everything has been going really well between us, except his relationship with Cheyenne makes me pretty uncomfortable at times. She is a very nice person and I actually like being around her, so I can't tell if I'm just being stupid and jealous for no reason, or if my concerns might be justified.

Josh and Cheyenne have lived together for two months, and as far as I know, they did not really know each other before moving in together. However, they seem to be really close now, which I guess is natural since they live together. Overall they just seem to be good friends, but there are a couple aspects of their relationship that seem weird to me. First of all, about a week after we started dating, Josh mentioned offhand that he and Cheyenne had drunkenly made out right after they moved in together. I was kind of taken aback but he laughed it off and said it was just a one time thing and I shouldn't worry about it.

Second, they walk to school together every morning and eat breakfast together on campus before class. Cheyenne also keeps her jacket and books in Josh's locker during the day, and despite the fact that she knows the code and can open it whenever she wants, Josh meets her there at the same time every day after class to unlock it for her. I guess none of this is really weird by itself, but their whole daily routine just seems a little excessive to me. It definitely seems more like something I'd do with a partner than with a roommate.

They also act kind of weirdly at home together. Despite being close and presumably comfortable with each other, whenever they talk, there's a kind of weird tension that almost seems like nervous flirting. They tease each other constantly and I've noticed that Josh blushes relentlessly when he is around her.

They also act like each other's personal taxi service. They both have cars, yet they're constantly dropping each other off at events and gatherings to avoid "parking issues". I guess that makes sense, but it's kind of annoying when I'm hanging out with Josh and he suddenly has to leave to pick Cheyenne up from her friend's house or wherever she is that day.

Last week, our law school had a mixer that was intended for only students and their significant others (though some people did bring friends). Josh showed up 20 minutes late with Cheyenne right by his side. He said that she had originally been going to just drop him off, but when they pulled up and saw how fun it looked, they decided she should come. She didn't know anyone else there so she clung to Josh all night.

Finally, Josh is super busy (as are all of us) and often can't find time to hang out or go on dates. I totally understand this, as I'm equally busy, but its a bit of a problem for me that he somehow can always make time for Cheyenne. He will say he's too busy to go out, then will spend 2 hours at home watching a movie with her.

I know this all seems petty and stupid - and it totally might be - but the combination of everything is just giving me some weird vibes. I don't know if I'm overreacting since our relationship is so new. What do you think? Is their friendship normal?

​TLDR: boyfriend is very close to female roommate and spends lots of time with her. Is it something I should worry about?

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Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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Smirking_Serpent posted:

I (23 F) am uncomfortable with my new boyfriend's (23 M) relationship with his roommate (22 F).

My boyfriend Josh and I just started dating about a month ago. We are both in law school. He has two roommates - another guy who is also a law student, and a girl (Cheyenne) who is still an undergrad. Everything has been going really well between us, except his relationship with Cheyenne makes me pretty uncomfortable at times. She is a very nice person and I actually like being around her, so I can't tell if I'm just being stupid and jealous for no reason, or if my concerns might be justified.

Josh and Cheyenne have lived together for two months, and as far as I know, they did not really know each other before moving in together. However, they seem to be really close now, which I guess is natural since they live together. Overall they just seem to be good friends, but there are a couple aspects of their relationship that seem weird to me. First of all, about a week after we started dating, Josh mentioned offhand that he and Cheyenne had drunkenly made out right after they moved in together. I was kind of taken aback but he laughed it off and said it was just a one time thing and I shouldn't worry about it.

Second, they walk to school together every morning and eat breakfast together on campus before class. Cheyenne also keeps her jacket and books in Josh's locker during the day, and despite the fact that she knows the code and can open it whenever she wants, Josh meets her there at the same time every day after class to unlock it for her. I guess none of this is really weird by itself, but their whole daily routine just seems a little excessive to me. It definitely seems more like something I'd do with a partner than with a roommate.

They also act kind of weirdly at home together. Despite being close and presumably comfortable with each other, whenever they talk, there's a kind of weird tension that almost seems like nervous flirting. They tease each other constantly and I've noticed that Josh blushes relentlessly when he is around her.

They also act like each other's personal taxi service. They both have cars, yet they're constantly dropping each other off at events and gatherings to avoid "parking issues". I guess that makes sense, but it's kind of annoying when I'm hanging out with Josh and he suddenly has to leave to pick Cheyenne up from her friend's house or wherever she is that day.

Last week, our law school had a mixer that was intended for only students and their significant others (though some people did bring friends). Josh showed up 20 minutes late with Cheyenne right by his side. He said that she had originally been going to just drop him off, but when they pulled up and saw how fun it looked, they decided she should come. She didn't know anyone else there so she clung to Josh all night.

Finally, Josh is super busy (as are all of us) and often can't find time to hang out or go on dates. I totally understand this, as I'm equally busy, but its a bit of a problem for me that he somehow can always make time for Cheyenne. He will say he's too busy to go out, then will spend 2 hours at home watching a movie with her.

I know this all seems petty and stupid - and it totally might be - but the combination of everything is just giving me some weird vibes. I don't know if I'm overreacting since our relationship is so new. What do you think? Is their friendship normal?

​TLDR: boyfriend is very close to female roommate and spends lots of time with her. Is it something I should worry about?

I used to think you had to be an idiot to bring your side piece to meet your other partner.

Now I realize that you're an idiot if you don't realize you're the side piece.

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