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You have to be a completely unlikeable rear end in a top hat if your lawyer can't get a DUI pled down. Either do that or move to Texas and chase oilfield ambulances.
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I was really hoping this was from someone's white paper ... and then I saw Milley and Esper's signatures. e: then there's also this https://www.army.mil/e2/downloads/rv7/vision/the_army_vision.pdf Triggs fucked around with this message at 12:58 on Oct 27, 2018 |
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Proud Christian Mom posted:You have to be a completely unlikeable rear end in a top hat if your lawyer can't get a DUI pled down. Either do that or move to Texas and chase oilfield ambulances. MMmm yes hot take caller but what does that have to do with the price of tea in china?
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Triggs posted:I was really hoping this was from someone's white paper ... and then I saw Milley and Esper's signatures. Guys I fixed the army. Follow the flowchart: Bad -> Good.
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Any time you're sent somewhere for a time to do something it's a deployment. For instance, I just got back from a deployment to Camp Latrine as part of Operation Pinched Loaf. You can't imagine the crazy poo poo I saw there.
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Scratch Monkey posted:Any time you're sent somewhere for a time to do something it's a deployment. For instance, I just got back from a deployment to Camp Latrine as part of Operation Pinched Loaf. You can't imagine the crazy poo poo I saw there. I left you a little gift in there. Not too hard, not too soft. Perfect.
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I'm gonna have to send this to my friends still at TTECG
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Scratch Monkey posted:Any time you're sent somewhere for a time to do something it's a deployment. For instance, I just got back from a deployment to Camp Latrine as part of Operation Pinched Loaf. You can't imagine the crazy poo poo I saw there. That rear end in a top hat has seen some poo poo.
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Not mil but this is still idiotic: https://christinaricewellness.com/eat-raw-meat-raw-paleo-diet/ quote:If you’re confused about what the raw paleo diet is, it’s exactly what it sounds like. It’s the paleo diet, but raw. So the typical paleo outline – no grains, gluten, legumes, sugar, soy, etc., but everything is left unheated. People who follow the raw paleo diet eat raw eggs, raw meat, raw chicken, raw fruit and veggies, raw unpasteurized dairy, and any other paleo foods…just raw. While I haven’t personally been following the raw paleo diet exclusively, I have been eating raw meat. She also now says that her body craves raw meat, which I would attribute to hungry tapeworms needing to grow big and strong.
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pantslesswithwolves posted:Not mil but this is still idiotic: Don't you just miss the days when living to a ripe old age of 55 was pushing your luck? Also I wonder how strong a cross-over there is between paleo dieters and anti-vaxxers.
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It's less a Venn diagram and more of a circle.
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pantslesswithwolves posted:Not mil but this is still idiotic: Speak for yourself, steak tartare owns:  
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What restaurant's that one?
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Milo and POTUS posted:What restaurant's that one? https://bavettelaboucherie.com
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DoktorLoken posted:Speak for yourself, steak tartare owns: mmmm fresh dog vomit. That's a Michelin Star right there.
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DoktorLoken posted:Speak for yourself, steak tartare owns: Steak tartare does own, but also tends to be prepared by someone other than a tapeworm ridden lunatic with weird dietary ideas. At the very least it’s usually in a kitchen that has seen a health inspector in the last decade.
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West Point apologizes for falcon's injuries; Air Force Academy mascot expected to fully recoverquote:No details about when the mascot was abducted, by whom and how she was injured have been released by either academy. why'd they hurt that pretty bird? 
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canyoneer posted:West Point apologizes for falcon's injuries; Air Force Academy mascot expected to fully recover All nobels must hang.
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Flikken posted:All nobels must hang. You got a problem with laureates?
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In case anyone was momentarily startled there's been animal cruelty laws in the military since 1783... the answer is horses.
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EBB posted:You got a problem with laureates? Errr. Nobles
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:In case anyone was momentarily startled there's been animal cruelty laws in the military since 1783... the answer is horses. This is why Mike Pence didn't enlist
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Proud Christian Mom posted:This is why Mike Pence didn't enlist Reversed, the doc at MEPS didn’t like the look of his balloon knot.
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Flikken posted:Errr. Nobles The charges will never stick
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canyoneer posted:West Point apologizes for falcon's injuries; Air Force Academy mascot expected to fully recover Service academies are the worst. Wait, no. Fake service academies are. But the real ones are pretty bad.
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Stultus Maximus posted:Service academies are the worst. Honestly it's a lot more responsible than I thought it was going to go when I first started reading. At least at some point they went "Oh poo poo, this bird is going to gently caress itself up. We better return it before she hurts herself." As opposed to just dropping it off a bridge somewhere.
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Stultus Maximus posted:Service academies are the worst.
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Casimir Radon posted:I'm sure at some point someone in the Texas A&M fake army has tried to bang Reveille. something something grode jar
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CainFortea posted:Honestly it's a lot more responsible than I thought it was going to go when I first started reading. At least at some point they went "Oh poo poo, this bird is going to gently caress itself up. We better return it before she hurts herself." Yeah, this seems more "poorly thought out prank by college students" than "malicious future-Lt Calleys practicing on animals."
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Godholio posted:Yeah, this seems more "poorly thought out prank by college students" than "malicious future-Lt Calleys practicing on animals." They aren’t full shitbirds just yet, but give them some time and a commission and they’ll become thread content.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:something something grode jar God bless I remember the first time first time I saw the grode jars some of the dudes I knew were cooking up, while I was busy failing during my fish year. Literally criminal poo poo like cum, spit, and piss. Getting hepatitis for ~tradition.~
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Stultus Maximus posted:Service academies are the worst. Citadel cadets fired on the Star of the West as she went to go supply Fort Sumter, so yeah they started the Civil War. Edit: And a lot more traitorous poo poo besides just that: http://www.citadel.edu/citadel-history/brief-history.html#duringwbts Beepity Boop fucked around with this message at 13:20 on Nov 6, 2018 |
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Hremsfeld posted:Citadel cadets fired on the Star of the West as she went to go supply Fort Sumter, so yeah they started the Civil War. I’ve got a coworker who was there a few years ago when there was a string of racist messages being written on dorm room doors in their barracks. I asked him, a black dude, how that went. He said initially he wanted to bail, but decided gently caress that, I won’t let them win, and graduated. Apparently that sort of stuff isn’t uncommon there. Meanwhile I’m considering applying there for my masters. Luckily I won’t have to deal with cadets.
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Wasabi the J posted:God bless I remember the first time first time I saw the grode jars some of the dudes I knew were cooking up, while I was busy failing during my fish year. I don't know if it's legit (I'm not even in the US) but I heard cheerleaders jacking off the squad into some container or other was a thing.
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Tias posted:I don't know if it's legit (I'm not even in the US) but I heard cheerleaders jacking off the squad into some container or other was a thing. They have weirdo guys in overalls called yell leaders instead of traditional cheerleaders. Also they do this 
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:something something grode jar Goddammit sa, I thought I couldn’t be shocked anymore. Imagine in 1999 those 12 dying kids, burning to death, getting a jar of cum falling on them.
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