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Victory Position posted:Raurava (叫喚), the "screaming" Naraka, is where beings run wildly about, looking for refuge from the burning ground. When they find an apparent shelter, they are locked inside it as it blazes around them, while they scream inside. Life in this Naraka is 8.2944×1014 years long. At least you get out, unlike Evangelical Hell, where you get stuck in a burning pit with Satan (cool) and Donald John Trump (bad) for all eternity.
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Agean90 posted:https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1059655715051266049 I loathe this world we live in. I loathe these people so loving much.
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Nov 6, 2018 16:04
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Nov 6, 2018 16:43
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Rigged Death Trap posted:Ake WAKE ERIC UP AGAIN! 
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Nov 6, 2018 18:07
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KiteAuraan posted:At least you get out, unlike Evangelical Hell, where you get stuck in a burning pit with Satan (cool) and Donald John Trump (bad) for all eternity. Trump is clearly going to heaven
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Nov 6, 2018 18:35
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Dr. Video Games 0081 posted:Trump is clearly going to heaven jews don't believe in a hell soooo
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Dr. Video Games 0081 posted:Trump is clearly going to heaven counterpoint: https://twitter.com/LyntonGrace/status/1059408143938084869/photo/1
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Nov 6, 2018 19:02
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Heaven ain't real lol
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Nov 6, 2018 19:22
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Dreddout posted:Heaven ain't real lol Trump is.
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Nov 6, 2018 19:23
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Dreddout posted:Heaven ain't real lol And yet the mccrib is back
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Nov 6, 2018 19:32
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:jews don't believe in a hell soooo Ivanka Trump is Jewish, Donny Fatass is, I dunno, something, he's something. Donnyist is my bet.
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Nov 6, 2018 20:49
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https://twitter.com/kristina_wong/status/1059876301023207426
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I continue to be absolutely amazed that the right wing media machine has convinced most chuds that Trump's idiot trade war will work for them in the long run even though they're getting their asses kicked and can't articulate what the desired outcome is supposed to be. If a Democrat tried this they'd have been either assassinated by now or the national guard would be putting down literal rebellions in chud states. It's loving amazing.
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Nov 6, 2018 20:59
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KiteAuraan posted:Ivanka Trump is Jewish, Donny Fatass is, I dunno, something, he's something. Donnyist is my bet. He's a Christian who is on record as having asked forgiveness or felt the need to. I'm a big believer (  ) in trusting people's self description of their faith, but as a Christian, that particular idea baffles me. It calls into question his entire understanding of what it even means to be a Christian, regardless of denomination.
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Nov 6, 2018 21:02
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Trump! *beeeeeeep*Azathoth posted:He's a Christian who is on record as having asked forgiveness or felt the need to. This is why you need a central religious authority hth
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Nov 6, 2018 21:07
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Dreddout posted:Trump! *beeeeeeep* My eye just started twitching. ...I may be a little too Lutheran.
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Nov 6, 2018 21:17
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Azathoth posted:My eye just started twitching. My grandmother was always sad that she wouldn't ever see hell because she thought it might be nice to watch Martin Luther roast with the other heretics for eternity. Grandma was a wonderful person, but to her the Earth was divided between the Catholics and the Hellbound.
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Nov 6, 2018 21:24
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Nov 6, 2018 21:26
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Zeroisanumber posted:My grandmother was always sad that she wouldn't ever see hell because she thought it might be nice to watch Martin Luther roast with the other heretics for eternity. grandma used to tell me she wasn't racist but mlk didn't deserve a statue or a holiday. she was real classy. what she is right now tho is super dead.
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Nov 6, 2018 21:50
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Zeroisanumber posted:My grandmother was always sad that she wouldn't ever see hell because she thought it might be nice to watch Martin Luther roast with the other heretics for eternity. Lol, read the Bible lady, you can watch your rich master burn from heaven
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Nov 6, 2018 21:55
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Zeroisanumber posted:My grandmother was always sad that she wouldn't ever see hell because she thought it might be nice to watch Martin Luther roast with the other heretics for eternity. A while back, I went over to the house of a friend's grandmother to help him move something for her and found out a few days later that she had to be talked into letting me into the house after she somehow found out I am Protestant. Was one of the bigger  moments of my life.
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Nov 6, 2018 22:01
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Azathoth posted:A while back, I went over to the house of a friend's grandmother to help him move something for her and found out a few days later that she had to be talked into letting me into the house after she somehow found out I am Protestant. Was one of the bigger reformism is contagious
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Nov 6, 2018 22:09
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Nothus posted:I continue to be absolutely amazed that the right wing media machine has convinced most chuds that Trump's idiot trade war will work for them in the long run even though they're getting their asses kicked and can't articulate what the desired outcome is supposed to be. If a Democrat tried this they'd have been either assassinated by now or the national guard would be putting down literal rebellions in chud states. It's loving amazing. 
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Nov 6, 2018 22:26
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Azathoth posted:He's a Christian who is on record as having asked forgiveness or felt the need to. Hey, who are we to doubt the deep inspiration he felt when he read the biblical book of Two Corinthians.
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Nov 6, 2018 22:26
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Nov 6, 2018 22:31
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Powered Descent posted:Hey, who are we to doubt the deep inspiration he felt when he read the biblical book of Two Corinthians. *eye twitching intensifies*
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Nov 6, 2018 22:31
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The world is a better place now with her dead lmao
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Nov 6, 2018 22:33
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FMguru posted:The world is a better place now with her dead lmao Not for a lack of trying on her part
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Nov 6, 2018 22:38
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Azathoth posted:He's a Christian who is on record as having asked forgiveness or felt the need to. seems like there ought to be be a sect of christianity that says jesus already died for your sins, therefore all forms of penance are sacrilege
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Nov 6, 2018 22:47
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Nov 6, 2018 22:58
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You know what, at least that was the only time she's ever voted in 82 years so lol I had her beat as an 18 year old by virtue of voting in a local election and a national one.
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Nov 6, 2018 23:00
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:seems like there ought to be be a sect of christianity that says jesus already died for your sins, therefore all forms of penance are sacrilege A variant of that belief pops up from time to time in various religious movements, usually referred to as antinomianism, but it isn't really a going concern in modern Christianity. I recall reading about some Gnostic sects that practiced variations of it, but it's hard to call them Christian in the sense that we understand today.
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Nov 6, 2018 23:28
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:seems like there ought to be be a sect of christianity that says jesus already died for your sins, therefore all forms of penance are sacrilege Azathoth posted:A variant of that belief pops up from time to time in various religious movements, usually referred to as antinomianism, but it isn't really a going concern in modern Christianity. im pretty sure its also just the interpretation of prosperity-gospel-type evangelicalism
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Nov 6, 2018 23:32
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Zeroisanumber posted:My grandmother was always sad that she wouldn't ever see hell because she thought it might be nice to watch Martin Luther roast with the other heretics for eternity. Grandma was right.
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Nov 6, 2018 23:37
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Azathoth posted:A while back, I went over to the house of a friend's grandmother to help him move something for her and found out a few days later that she had to be talked into letting me into the house after she somehow found out I am Protestant. Was one of the bigger smdh, we need another Protestant League War to set this straight imo.
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protestant were my favorite faction in starcraft
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