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eschaton: Mar 7, 2007; Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

they must have liked the code of conduct

# ? Nov 7, 2018 04:46

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# ? May 25, 2024 08:57

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

rjmccall posted:

those are specifically for holding cups in sports that need them

ugh a "cup" isnt like a mug right? its not for drinking from? its for protecting ya jennies against what? idk? gay grab?

# ? Nov 7, 2018 06:46

eschaton: Mar 7, 2007; Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

it�s for protecting the balls from being hit by balls

# ? Nov 7, 2018 07:29

rjmccall: Sep 7, 2007; no worries friend; Fun Shoe

well you could drink from one but that's not explicitly what it's for, no

i can see how you wouldn't have much need for that sort of thing given your national sport of homoerotic soccer

# ? Nov 7, 2018 07:31

darthbob88: Oct 13, 2011; YOSPOS

echinopsis posted:

ugh a "cup" isnt like a mug right? its not for drinking from? its for protecting ya jennies against what? idk? gay grab?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jockstrap

# ? Nov 7, 2018 07:41

luchadornado: Oct 7, 2004; A boombox is not a toy!

other encyclopedias would leave you wondering and wouldnt show you the rear view of a man wearing a jockstrap, so +1 for wikipedia

# ? Nov 7, 2018 13:29

hackbunny: Jul 22, 2007; I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

rjmccall posted:

well you could drink from one but that's not explicitly what it's for, no

i can see how you wouldn't have much need for that sort of thing given your national sport of homoerotic soccer

they would get in the way of ball grabbing, yes

# ? Nov 8, 2018 23:33

pokeyman: Nov 26, 2006; That elephant ate my entire platoon.

paging tef to the grey general programming thread

someone is earnestly asking what RESTful means

# ? Nov 9, 2018 00:42

eschaton: Mar 7, 2007; Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

use an ORM to implement a RESTful service atop your application that clients can make their own ORMs talk to

then use that for synchronization via queues

# ? Nov 9, 2018 09:41

fart simpson: Jul 2, 2005; DEATH TO AMERICA

eschaton posted:

use an ORM to implement a RESTful service atop your application that clients can make their own ORMs talk to

then use that for synchronization via queues

hell of good poo poo, op. ship it.

# ? Nov 9, 2018 11:36

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

machine learning orm that figures out where to put your data for u

# ? Nov 9, 2018 11:42

tef: May 30, 2004; -> some l-system crap ->

pokeyman posted:

paging tef to the grey general programming thread

someone is earnestly asking what RESTful means

look what you made me do

# ? Nov 9, 2018 12:58

pokeyman: Nov 26, 2006; That elephant ate my entire platoon.

tef posted:

look what you made me do

ahahaha that�s awesome

people need to know

# ? Nov 9, 2018 13:25

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Krankenstyle posted:

machine learning orm that figures out where to put your data for u

will only be complete when it always lerns to just throw your data in the garbage where it belongs

# ? Nov 9, 2018 14:11

luchadornado: Oct 7, 2004; A boombox is not a toy!

eschaton posted:

use an ORM to implement a RESTful service atop your application that clients can make their own ORMs talk to

then use that for synchronization via queues

queues are just bottlenecks waiting to be hit - this thing needs the disruptor pattern, whatever it is

# ? Nov 9, 2018 16:03

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Lutha Mahtin posted:

will only be complete when it always lerns to just throw your data in the garbage where it belongs

yes please

# ? Nov 9, 2018 17:27

tef: May 30, 2004; -> some l-system crap ->

pokeyman posted:

ahahaha that�s awesome

people need to know

i'm being fishmeched by suspicious dish

# ? Nov 9, 2018 23:56

Workaday Wizard: Oct 23, 2009; by Pragmatica

today i learned that RESTful doesn�t mean �implementing REST� apparently

# ? Nov 10, 2018 00:27

TheFluff: Dec 13, 2006; FRIENDS, LISTEN TO ME
I AM A SEAGULL
OF WEALTH AND TASTE

that's because it doesn't mean anything at all, op

# ? Nov 10, 2018 00:29

TheFluff: Dec 13, 2006; FRIENDS, LISTEN TO ME
I AM A SEAGULL
OF WEALTH AND TASTE

btw those posts in the grey thread were p interesting tef. thank

# ? Nov 10, 2018 00:30

redleader: Aug 18, 2005; Engage according to operational parameters

TheFluff posted:

that's because it doesn't mean anything at all, op

# ? Nov 10, 2018 00:38

Suspicious Dish: Sep 24, 2011; 2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro; Fun Shoe

tef posted:

i'm being fishmeched by suspicious dish

i hope you realize that i still respect you, your talent and your words even if we have differing opinions about api design.

# ? Nov 10, 2018 00:58

Janitor Prime: Jan 22, 2004; PC LOAD LETTER

What da fuck does that mean; Fun Shoe

get a room already

# ? Nov 10, 2018 01:23

pokeyman: Nov 26, 2006; That elephant ate my entire platoon.

tef posted:

i'm being fishmeched by suspicious dish

better that than the reverse!

# ? Nov 10, 2018 02:04

hackbunny: Jul 22, 2007; I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

I funnel all protocols I design through http and json not because it's correct but to make things easier for the australopithecines who'll succeed me. server side guy reciprocates my disdain with a filter that injects end-to-end cache-disabling directives server-wide. a theoretical internet wise guy remarks "your dataset fits in an ethernet frame" and I stop worrying

# ? Nov 10, 2018 02:16

fritz: Jul 26, 2003

Janitor Prime posted:

get a room already

what do you think your posting in

# ? Nov 10, 2018 02:34

Janitor Prime: Jan 22, 2004; PC LOAD LETTER

What da fuck does that mean; Fun Shoe

fritz posted:

what do you think your posting in

# ? Nov 10, 2018 02:36

Cybernetic Vermin: Apr 18, 2005

hackbunny posted:

I funnel all protocols I design through http and json not because it's correct but to make things easier for the australopithecines who'll succeed me. server side guy reciprocates my disdain with a filter that injects end-to-end cache-disabling directives server-wide. a theoretical internet wise guy remarks "your dataset fits in an ethernet frame" and I stop worrying

meanwhile i've been getting more obsessive about the bit-packing to fit things into L1's over the years; there is variety to the work-related afflictions one can acrue over time

# ? Nov 10, 2018 02:44

Suspicious Dish: Sep 24, 2011; 2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro; Fun Shoe

And right now I work on game netcode where we aggressively measure the sizes of UDP packets down to the bit level

# ? Nov 10, 2018 02:55

fritz: Jul 26, 2003

Suspicious Dish posted:

down to the bit level

'huh, it's always a multiple of 8, weird'

# ? Nov 10, 2018 03:13

rjmccall: Sep 7, 2007; no worries friend; Fun Shoe

fritz posted:

'huh, it's always a multiple of 8, weird'

# ? Nov 10, 2018 03:40

Suspicious Dish: Sep 24, 2011; 2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro; Fun Shoe

I mean sure but if we know that this struct is going to be on average 10 bits then we can send 3 of them in a single 4-byte word, rather than padding up to 16 bits and sending in 6 bytes. So the bit measure is helpful for knowing how much room we have left.

# ? Nov 10, 2018 03:47

the talent deficit: Dec 20, 2003; self-deprecation is a very british trait, and problems can arise when the british attempt to do so with a foreign culture

Suspicious Dish posted:

i hope you realize that i still respect you, your talent and your words even if we have differing opinions about api design.

i hope you realize you are probably really bad at your job if you have this much trouble with the fielding thesis

# ? Nov 10, 2018 03:53

Suspicious Dish: Sep 24, 2011; 2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro; Fun Shoe

you guys are convincing me that i understand it just fine but i don't see how hardcoding "@albums" instead of "/albums" in your code is this mindblowing idea

# ? Nov 10, 2018 04:05

the talent deficit: Dec 20, 2003; self-deprecation is a very british trait, and problems can arise when the british attempt to do so with a foreign culture

Suspicious Dish posted:

you guys are convincing me that i understand it just fine but i don't see how hardcoding "@albums" instead of "/albums" in your code is this mindblowing idea

who said anything about hardcoding?

# ? Nov 10, 2018 04:10

Suspicious Dish: Sep 24, 2011; 2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro; Fun Shoe

the talent deficit posted:

who said anything about hardcoding?

tef did. Or, rather, he said "yep" when I asked about it

tef posted:

quote:
Instead of hardcoding "/albums" in our program, we now hardcode "@albums" and expect that as some data somewhere in our response, which we then now fetch. I'm glad we figured out which problem this solves: it solves the problem of the server writer changing the URLs around maybe sometimes.

Yep!

# ? Nov 10, 2018 04:23

the talent deficit: Dec 20, 2003; self-deprecation is a very british trait, and problems can arise when the british attempt to do so with a foreign culture

he was replying to your assertion about changing URLs. tef is 100% right here and you come off as someone who hasn't made even the barest attempt to understand

# ? Nov 10, 2018 04:42

redleader: Aug 18, 2005; Engage according to operational parameters

rest is a monoid in the category of endofunctors, what's the big deal

# ? Nov 10, 2018 06:27

Nomnom Cookie: Aug 30, 2009

give it a rest already

# ? Nov 10, 2018 07:05

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hackbunny: Jul 22, 2007; I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

what has rest done for me lately?

# ? Nov 10, 2018 08:41

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