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snergle posted:Yes its totally the pidgeon. Not your non denominational crazy church. The insane bit about it is that the writer is the man and is clearly very jealous of this baby pigeon
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blarzgh posted:Did everyone miss the part where the trip is a whole fuckin year away? Most of the time when married couples go on trips, both of them are aware of the trip in the planning stages, even if only one of them is going, because marriages are partnerships. As people have pointed out, this one stayed secret until she had already booked every detail, even the parts of it relating to him (the dog boarding and the babysitter), which were presumably there because she knew he wouldn't be happy and was trying to preempt his likely objections. She's playing innocent now ("I can't BELIEVE he's MAD that all I want to do is go on a ArbitraryC posted:I feel like the post is pretty clearly vibing there are other issues and the fact that she felt the need to book literally every detail before discussing it with him is kind of a giveaway that something's off. Like the act of doing that is pretty obviously wrong so it feels like there was probably a reason she played it out that way. Yeah this one is getting added to the "this couple should split up, not because of this incident but because of the underlying issues it hints at" pile IMO
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Adar posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/9ur3bs/my_22f_husband_26m_feels_as_if_hes_being/ This loving creep is getting tired of his second 17 year old who got old on him and is ready to start shopping for his third.
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tactlessbastard posted:This loving creep is getting tired of his second 17 year old who got old on him and is ready to start shopping for his third. in 7 years he'll marry the 17 year-old reincarnation of his first wife.
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Fatkraken posted:I assume it's an Autism thing, some autistic people experience extreme sensitivity to certain kinds of touch, which can include being immersed or doused in water. The weird obsession with his sister's experience, her tight clothes versus his (presumably) loose ones might also be related to that, he found loose clothes and wetness uncomfortable but assumes she would find TIGHT clothes pleasant and is resentful of that. The hair thing I have no idea other than it being another weird fixation, and his inability to grasp why no one else in the thread understands the problem I guess is just another autism thing. He doesn't like tight clothes, but has heard of or seen his sister or other girls/women deliberately wearing tight or revealing clothing for inexplicable  reasons. If she'd held her hair up like in a shower he might have conceded that the showerlike situation might have outweighed her joy at wearing tight clothing, but since her hair was down she obviously must have been enjoying it. So not only did he have to spend his day off at the doctors in tight clothes in water after being deceived into thinking he wouldn't have to get wet today, but his sister got to spend a whole 8 minutes in tight clothes and she didn't even have to hold her hair up.  
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Jose posted:The insane bit about it is that the writer is the man and is clearly very jealous of this baby pigeon Did I miss something where maybe they live far apart or something? Why doesn’t he just go visit with her and the pigeon instead of just passive aggressively texting?
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Super Grocery Kart posted:Did I miss something where maybe they live far apart or something? Why doesn’t he just go visit with her and the pigeon instead of just passive aggressively texting? If these people were any good at working things out in person they wouldn't be posting to r/r in the first place
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Splicer posted:He had a day off from school and is mad he spent it at the doctor's office. He doesn't like showering, but he got up late and was told he could skip showering. He then had to get in water anyway and is mad at the (perceived) bait and switch. Ah, I see we have someone fluent in 'tistic.
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Yeah I could only read three of his circular posts there before giving up, thanks for the insight
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Stupid joke I (32F) made really upset my husband (35M)quote:My husband and I have been married for four years.
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guy should join the NRA, NRA won't judge if you got a stubby chubby
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Nov 7, 2018 16:59
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what a [small] wienie
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tactlessbastard posted:Ah, I see we have someone fluent in 'tistic.
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Straight White Shark posted:Stupid joke I (32F) made really upset my husband (35M) Honestly dick-size jokes are super immature at best and active contributors to toxic masculinity at worst, but this is still the guy's own fault for reacting like that, because the initial joke was about somebody else's dick Even if your dick isn't fear-inducingly humongous like mine, nobody else can tell until you pout like a child at a joke about somebody else's dick
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Straight White Shark posted:Stupid joke I (32F) made really upset my husband (35M)
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loquacius posted:Honestly dick-size jokes are super immature at best and active contributors to toxic masculinity at worst, but this is still the guy's own fault for reacting like that, because the initial joke was about somebody else's dick the initial joke was "tiny-dicked guys are losers". He's aware of his own size and now he's aware of what his wife thinks of him because of it, he's not upset because his clever normal-dick ruse has been exposed.
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I believe the initial joke was that dudes with big lifted trucks have small dicks, a true fact
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Rape by Deception (California)quote:California.
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She equated having a tiny dick with being a loser and literally said that the dude in the truck prolly got a small dick as an insult to him Like it's fair, saying someone has a tiny dick is such a common insult that it's hard to blame her for blurting it out, but like come on how would the husband not be insulted
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Blade Runner posted:She equated having a tiny dick with being a loser and literally said that the dude in the truck prolly got a small dick as an insult to him she's a dipshit who torpedoed her relationship for a tired cliche joke he's a dipshit who outed his tiny dick to a bunch of friends they are a perfect match <3
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it's not that hard, I think most of us who were edgy kids in the 90s manage to not recycle the best of our sixth grade human being jokes around our gay friends. They're just not all that hilarious anymore unless you really do hold those homos in contempt.
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Nov 7, 2018 17:21
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Straight White Shark posted:Rape by Deception (California) There was a case in Israel years ago where a guy said he wasn't a Muslim but then turned out to be a secret Muslim therefor a rape crime. But that's Israel...
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Man, every time I begin to feel the slightest bit lonely, I just need to come back to this thread (or my memories lol) to remind me that people are garbage and relationships are, by and large, just one person exploiting another for some kind of gain. Thank you, thread, for keeping everything in perspective. And everyone should always belittle men for physical inadequacies. It's inherently hilarious lol
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:the initial joke was "tiny-dicked guys are losers". He's aware of his own size and now he's aware of what his wife thinks of him because of it, he's not upset because his clever normal-dick ruse has been exposed. Or maybe it’s just a common joke about people in showy vehicles being pathetic and had nothing to do with him
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oh wait this is gbs I forgot she was secretly insulting him, now let’s philosophize on how harmful small dick jokes are
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I have a lifted truck which I coal roll in. I needed a big truck to transport my humongous dick and balls around with me.
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I'm hurt whenever there's a big dick joke 
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My Linux Rig posted:oh wait this is gbs I forgot Also, I guarantee that guy that lied about everything to get laid is a Trump supporter.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:the initial joke was "tiny-dicked guys are losers". He's aware of his own size and now he's aware of what his wife thinks of him because of it, he's not upset because his clever normal-dick ruse has been exposed.
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Really, her best response should have been "I'm sorry you're offended".
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Can I just laugh at how he can't keep his composure and set up the other vehicle perfectly to own him with their burn?
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This is an impressive amount of detailed analysis on the true intention of a fourth grade dick joke, bravo.
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Yawgmoth posted:No, the joke was that guys who are self-conscious about their dicks buy huge trucks and guns to compensate for their perceived lacking. Which this guy then outs himself as one of those dudes by getting all polly pissypants about it. God yes. It was a joke about insecure guys who overcompensate.
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drat a whole lot of Netflix censored-by-the-PC-police standup comedians ITT
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Maybe he wasn't offended because of the size of his dick, but that he had just bought a lifted truck and was super excited to show it off to her 
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duck trucker posted:Can I just laugh at how he can't keep his composure and set up the other vehicle perfectly to own him with their burn? no, only discussions about the immorality of small dick jokes are allowed!!!!!
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He should have countered with "well I do have a tiny dick as well, but I compensate by having a hot wife with huge honkers" and high-fived her imho
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he should have then whipped it out and yelled “yeah well your boyfriend has a tiny dick, who’s the jerk now??????”
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Simply Simon posted:He should have countered with "well I do have a tiny dick as well, but I compensate by having a hot wife with huge honkers" and high-fived her imho Now THAT'S some big dick energy.
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