Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Lynza
Jun 1, 2000

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
- Robert A. Heinlein
My new bike's got a gear indicator, and I like it. I didn't buy the bike because of it, but it's cool. Helps me avoid 7th and sometimes it's helpful since a 650 has a lot more range than the ol' Ninjer did, gear-wise.

I should post on advrider since I'm now officially an Adventure Bro and just be like, "WHAT'S UP BROS I GOT THIS GEAR INDICATOR AND IT'S KICKIN' RAD" and see if I can make an angry dad have a stroke.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Koruthaiolos
Nov 21, 2002


builds character posted:

My experience with beta in particular, but also KTM and husky suggests that the engineers did not intend for you to use neutral. Thus a neutral light is not necessary because it is impossible to finddoes not exist.

If that were true then why does Ktm put neutral between so many gears?

builds character
Jan 16, 2008

Keep at it.

Koruthaiolos posted:

If that were true then why does Ktm put neutral between so many gears?

They take all the neutrals from their dirt bikes and put them in their street bikes.

Kastivich
Mar 26, 2010

:argh: posted:

Yeah, that's the Snowflake meme. We're rude and violent because they're rude and violent.

We're Antifa, so we're going to put masks on and beat those fascist Xian white-males.

I've had ENOUGH of this snarl-faced male-hating womyn-attitude.

Guy parks his trailer at his apartment despite them saying he cant park it there. Trailer gets moved after 1 MONTH of sitting around. Guy turns it into a referendum on how society hates men. Everyone that follows the rules of parking are triggered snowflake SJW.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Link? I wanna see how garbage the circle jerk is.

Kastivich
Mar 26, 2010
https://advrider.com/f/threads/apartment-mgr-stole-my-trailer.1345611/

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Why do ADVRider shitheads always post like this:

quote:

beeach

quote:

recent-koledge-grajewate female

quote:

PO-leece

quote:

insufferable see-you-enn-tee

quote:

bee-itch

quote:

New-Age female grrl-power

Coydog
Mar 5, 2007



Fallen Rib
Wow that was so much worse than I expected. Why does he have to type like that?!

Efb but yiu forgot "CEE-YOU-ENN-TEE"

Im heartened that most if the thread is dogpiling him like the trash he is.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Confirms what I've always suspected - farkled ADV riders have a higher incidence of erectile dysfunction than HD riders.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
You guys are being mean to R12GS dads. R12GS dads are people too.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Can't say 'gently caress' but it's ok to be a toxic fuckhead, welcome to ADV!

Kastivich
Mar 26, 2010

Slim Pickens posted:

Can't say 'gently caress' but it's ok to be a toxic fuckhead, welcome to ADV!

Can't say 'oval office' but can say "CEE-YOU-ENN-TEE"?

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you!

Kastivich
Mar 26, 2010
They are just words you stew-ped SJW.

Jazzzzz
May 16, 2002

Slavvy posted:

Confirms what I've always suspected - farkled ADV riders have a higher incidence of erectile dysfunction than HD riders.

nothing massages your prostate like a 60deg American V-twin

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Jazzzzz posted:

nothing massages your prostate like a 60deg American V-twin

45deg :colbert:

60 degrees are for rotaxes and hyosungs.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
Many Yamahas (Jap Crap) are 60 degree

builds character
Jan 16, 2008

Keep at it.

Coydog posted:

Wow that was so much worse than I expected...

Im heartened that most if the thread is dogpiling him like the trash he is.

This is literally the only good thing about that thread. Jesus. :stare:

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


builds character posted:

This is literally the only good thing about that thread. Jesus. :stare:

I made the mistake of reading some of that guy's other posts and he has kind of a theme.

Kastivich
Mar 26, 2010

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

I made the mistake of reading some of that guy's other posts and he has kind of a theme.

Yeah this guy is quite the piece of poo poo.


quote:

I don't see whites doing this sort of reckless endangerment anywhere.

Lynza
Jun 1, 2000

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
- Robert A. Heinlein
Someone needs to collect their drunk uncle before he gets hisself hurt.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Slavvy posted:

Confirms what I've always suspected - farkled ADV riders have a higher incidence of erectile dysfunction than HD riders.

Jazzzzz posted:

nothing massages your prostate like a 60deg American V-twin

Slavvy posted:

45deg :colbert:

60 degrees are for rotaxes and hyosungs.

And Ducatis are 90deg...
Hmm... I have a hypothesis about virility as a direct correlation to v angle...

Jazzzzz
May 16, 2002

Finger Prince posted:

And Ducatis are 90deg...
Hmm... I have a hypothesis about virility as a direct correlation to v angle...

That line of thinking wraps back around to the 180deg opposed twins that apparently cause a loss of virility.

For reference, I own a GS and my dick still works. I also own a Ducati, so maybe they cancel out.

Jazzzzz fucked around with this message at 16:05 on Oct 19, 2018

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Jazzzzz posted:

That line of thinking wraps back around to the 180deg opposed twins that apparently cause a loss of virility.

For reference, I own a GS and my dick still works. I also own a Ducati, so maybe they cancel out.

Also I didn't factor in parallel twins. Will require more study.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

I'd be interested to see a breakdown of cylinder configuration vs age and gender. Is a thumper an ovary massager? Is a V4 a kidney stone dissolver?

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Finger Prince posted:

Also I didn't factor in parallel twins. Will require more study.

It's redundant, nobody has ever wanted to have sex with someone who owns a P twin.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

goddamnedtwisto posted:

It's redundant, nobody has ever wanted to have sex with someone who owns a P twin.

As you're the former owner of literally the most exciting p2 ever made, and a middle aged man, I consider you the authority on both of these matters.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
i specifically bought my ex500 because it's anti sex and i'm confirmed volcel after my divorce (sorry for cspam crossover here)

middle age is cool b/c you stop giving a gently caress

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Slavvy posted:

As you're the former owner of literally the most exciting p2 ever made, and a middle aged man, I consider you the authority on both of these matters.

The Laverda was a special case, any effect it had on my libido was nullified by the fact that it would break down on the way to exercise said libido.

Mind you it certainly gave the owners of recovery vehicles and garages the horn.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

goddamnedtwisto posted:

It's redundant, nobody has ever wanted to have sex with someone who owns a P twin.

I'm sure plenty of dudes on triumphs in the 60s and 70s got laid.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Yeah, but it was like "oh, okay" they didn't really want too.

Not like with Hunter S. Thompson blasting down California side roads on his Harley.

Elviscat fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Oct 23, 2018

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Steve McQueen rode triumphs and he got laid more than everyone on this board combined ever will

builds character
Jan 16, 2008

Keep at it.

Sagebrush posted:

Steve McQueen rode husqvarnatriumphs and he got laid more than everyone on this board combined ever will

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Both garbage, here he is riding a real bike:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXyVp7iw10Q

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Advrider more like Dadvrider

Coydog
Mar 5, 2007



Fallen Rib

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

Advrider more like Dadvrider

:yosnice:

AuxiliaryPatroller
Jul 23, 2007
6850
:cawg:

Signed AuxiliaryPatroller
2018 BMW R1200GS, mods: beaded seat, touratech cup holder,
Norman, Oklahoma

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
ADV smileys put SA smileys to shame my friend

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Gingerbread House Music
Dec 1, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy
Let me post my 4 page, 28 photo 12v outlet install guide on my KLR650.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
why?


https://advrider.com/f/threads/australia-steep-point-to-byron-bay-solo.1331718/

why??????


https://advrider.com/f/threads/tat-2018-honda-grom-edition.1324638/

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply