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Grand Fromage posted:
Same for Ohio pizza. An inch of bread, sweetened tomato sauce and standard toppings. Very meh.
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And now for something not pizzachat...  
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Nov 9, 2018 08:46
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Im the identical banana in both pictures
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Nov 9, 2018 13:56
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This worked once, why do the rest look horrifying? Can we just use the good shot a few times? Nobody notices this poo poo, and also we're grifting investors so who gives a gently caress
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Nov 9, 2018 14:15
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It probably wouldn't be so bad if that filling was made of real strawberries. It looks like ketchup
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Nov 9, 2018 14:34
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Iron Crowned posted:It probably wouldn't be so bad if that filling was made of real strawberries. It looks like ketchup Kids don't want fruit flavored fruit, apparently.
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Nov 9, 2018 14:41
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augias posted:Im the identical banana in both pictures It's the same hand, even. They have one shot of banana hand and they photoshopped it onto both kids. I'm pretty sure it's not even a kid's hand.
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Nov 9, 2018 14:50
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Anti Food Porn / Food Fads: one shot of banana hand
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Nov 9, 2018 14:54
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Neither one of those kids got a stigmata banana 
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Nov 9, 2018 15:03
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Iron Crowned posted:It probably wouldn't be so bad if that filling was made of real strawberries. It looks like ketchup Oooooooohh
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Data Graham posted:Neither one of those kids got a stigmata banana Anti Food Porn / Food Fads: stigmanana
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Danger - Octopus! posted:I'm the "banquet quality" hams I'm the delicious 'man-pleaser' 
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Nov 9, 2018 15:37
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Dulce de leche might be nice in there, but it probably wouldn't photograph very well.
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Nov 9, 2018 15:38
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Pookah posted:Dulce de leche might be nice in there, but it probably wouldn't photograph very well. Jesus Christ that sounds good. Speculoos too
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Nov 9, 2018 15:39
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Pookah posted:Dulce de leche might be nice in there, but it probably wouldn't photograph very well. There's literally an entire industry about photographing that well.
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GrandpaPants posted:There's literally an entire industry about photographing that well. I was going to google this, then I remembered where I was - is this industry primarily food or fetish-orientated?
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DigitalRaven posted:Anti Food Porn / Food Fads: stigmanana doot-DOOOO-doo-doo-doo
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axolotl farmer posted:And now for something not pizzachat... Literally everything about this makes me extremely uncomfortable
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Nov 9, 2018 16:27
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Pookah posted:I was going to google this, then I remembered where I was - is this industry primarily food or fetish-orientated? Food photography is an actual thing that most restaurants rely on, because they want their promo images to look good.
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Nov 9, 2018 16:51
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Most pictures of meals that restaurants use in advertisements, picture or video, are plastic or so hacked up that it's inedible
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I just assumed they meant porn because lol banana cum. I don't know that food photography can cure banana-as-phallus.
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The "Yumstation" 
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DariusLikewise posted:Most pictures of meals that restaurants use in advertisements, picture or video, are plastic or so hacked up that it's inedible There's a great video somewhere showing how McDs or BK photograph their burgers to comply with regulations that the photos show real food you can buy.
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Danger - Octopus! posted:There's a great video somewhere showing how McDs or BK photograph their burgers to comply with regulations that the photos show real food you can buy. Most people don't realize that they use glue as the "milk" in cereal commercials
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Nov 9, 2018 18:10
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I thought that was ketchup in the bananas and now it's slightly less bad knowing the truth
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Nov 9, 2018 18:13
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Most of the actual food used in food photography is tremendously undercooked and/or so loaded up with artificial colors that you'd never get your real food you want to eat to look like it ever.
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Schubalts posted:Food photography is an actual thing that most restaurants rely on, because they want their promo images to look good. Oh I know about food photography, I thought you specifically meant an industry devoted to taking good shots of dulce de leche, which sounded niche
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Pookah posted:Oh I know about food photography, I thought you specifically meant an industry devoted to taking good shots of dulce de leche, which sounded niche Niche industries charge extra for their expertise. Good shots of dulce de leche are particularly expensive, so much so that they have their own industry nickname to represent how much money each shot costs
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axolotl farmer posted:And now for something not pizzachat... Quite apart from the disembodied hand, why? I thought bananas were one of those foods most any kid will already eat. You've got kids happily eating a raw plant, so why would you add loving syrup to it? Why would you ruin bananas?
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Facebook Aunt posted:Quite apart from the disembodied hand, why? I thought bananas were one of those foods most any kid will already eat. You've got kids happily eating a raw plant, so why would you add loving syrup to it? Why would you ruin bananas? Yeah, my year-and-a-half old asks for then by name. Well, close, it's more "bNAn(a)"
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Danger - Octopus! posted:There's a great video somewhere showing how McDs or BK photograph their burgers to comply with regulations that the photos show real food you can buy. I think this is it, gotta love marketing people, "So look we use the same ingredients in the picture version, no problem. It's just the customer can't see all the ingredients of a 3d object at the same time..." (proceeds to photoshop the hell of of the food) https://youtu.be/oSd0keSj2W8
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LifeSunDeath posted:I think this is it, gotta love marketing people, "So look we use the same ingredients in the picture version, no problem. It's just the customer can't see all the ingredients of a 3d object at the same time..." (proceeds to photoshop the hell of of the food) Even the one they bought from the McDonald's looks gussied up.
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*makes a half burger out of the same 1/4 lb of beef, because the camera can only see half of it*
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Sir Lemming posted:Literally everything about this makes me extremely uncomfortable It's the sequel to that E/N thread about the little brother trying to inflate his own dick with a bike pipe just waiting to happen.
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Nov 10, 2018 02:59
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Grand Fromage posted:Would if they were green. Someone de-mod this filth immediately
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Data Graham posted:Awful as those 70s cookbook photos are, I gotta say they're a step up from black-and-white line-art reproductions of corned beef hash dishes. It looks like a Zerg base
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the diabetes professor i used to do research with way back in the day pronounced diabetes like the walrus man it was pretty hilarious
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