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well maybe not so weird but still scary and hosed up
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I have a guaranteed counter to this. I call it the Michigan J. Frog.
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Nov 9, 2018 18:46
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https://twitter.com/evacide/status/1061012220417531904?s=19
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Nov 10, 2018 01:09
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oh they finally published my mixed tape
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Nov 10, 2018 01:11
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yeah? no poo poo??
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Nov 10, 2018 02:43
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ugh this fire singed my hands and touch id doesnt work
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Nov 10, 2018 04:43
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Agile Vector posted:ugh this fire singed my hands and touch id doesnt work My hair is on fire and gait analysis keeps logging me in as Johnny Storm.
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Nov 10, 2018 05:07
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Ugh, my phone doesn't work because it's on fire!
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Nov 10, 2018 13:42
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Rex-Goliath posted:yeah solution is actually p. easy just put an insert into one of your shoes that messes up your gait any time you want to be anonymous they claim the system is robust against attempts to manipulate gait because it measures other things about your bod too
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Nov 10, 2018 16:04
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ConanTheLibrarian posted:they claim the system is robust against attempts to manipulate gait because it measures other things about your bod too fine gotta put a coat on too
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Nov 10, 2018 16:21
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the base of it is probably approximating your basic skeletal measurements, then the degree of movement etc of all joints, and from there creating a feature vector where smaller variations wont mess up the matching confidence youll probably need to gently caress with several features (stone in shoe, one of those elastic bandages around an elbow, too tight shirt to stifle neck/back movements, etc) & finally youve got it and it turns out they have a catchall for people who walk outside some percentage of the norm and gulag you for being a substandard specimen
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Nov 10, 2018 16:23
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ConanTheLibrarian posted:they claim the system is robust against attempts to manipulate gait because it measures other things about your bod too apple claims that the new mbp is good, andorid vendors claim they do security updates...its easy to claim stuff
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Nov 10, 2018 17:53
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I burnt my index finger cleaning my vape and now I can't get into my phone
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Nov 10, 2018 21:11
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SpaceAceJase posted:I burnt my index finger cleaning my vape and now I can't get into my phone just keep sucking that robot dick until it nudges the phone to tell it you're cool actually putting "robot dick" into usage here for anyone im out with who vapes catching on
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Nov 10, 2018 22:04
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gonadic io posted:fine gotta put a coat on too *asymmetrically paints face, styles hair* *slides in buttplug*
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Nov 10, 2018 22:09
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:*asymmetrically paints face, styles hair* can't wait until /r/everydaycarry starts including gait altering asymmetric buttplugs
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Nov 10, 2018 22:11
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randomly vibrating/heating/cooling "analonymity" plugs someone start the wiki
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Nov 10, 2018 22:14
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makeup that thwarts facebook creepers
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Nov 10, 2018 22:30
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:randomly vibrating/heating/cooling "analonymity" plugs tfw you register your e-chastity belt with the internet of thongs but gently caress up the certs and shimmy shimmy shake for the gait tracking camera to verify instead of conceal 
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Nov 11, 2018 03:04
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at some point isn't it easier to just not do crimes?
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Nov 11, 2018 03:07
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George posted:makeup that thwarts facebook creepers ill take what isnt a juggalo for 400 alex
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syscall girl posted:tfw you register your e-chastity belt with the internet of thongs but gently caress up the certs and shimmy shimmy shake for the gait tracking camera to verify instead of conceal that relatable feel
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Nov 11, 2018 03:10
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infernal machines posted:at some point isn't it easier to just not do crimes? Nuova Sicilia Ultima Penal Code Section 439(b)(2)(a) authorizes appropriately vested guardians to slap in/on/around the face persons whose on- or offline nomen personæ use the word "inferno" or its conjugations, pursuant to grants and limits set forth in 430–435. Further punishments to be determined per standard Dantean interpretation, if applicable.
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Nov 11, 2018 03:17
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thankfully a name change is only like $8
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infernal machines posted:thankfully a name change is only like $8 Section 430 explicitly applies all further 400-level codes retroactively.
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Nov 11, 2018 04:35
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Krankenstyle posted:it is actually weird and scary that the govt watches non-violent left wing groups while not paying the same attention to far more violent right wing groups (or doing so but not giving a gently caress) the NYT had a huge article about how the feds ignored far-right terrorism forever because it was politically inconvenient to care and now that they are getting called out, they realized they have no idea where to start because they haven't been paying attention
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Nov 11, 2018 05:49
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they know exactly where to start it's just that it's the cops and no one who wants to be a cop can or will cop cops serpico was a f** is a common sentiment
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Nov 11, 2018 05:51
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eschaton posted:that’s legitimately a serious risk in attempted infiltration of those groups 'risk' implies that it hasn't already happened
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Nov 11, 2018 05:53
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Jimmy Carter posted:the NYT had a huge article about how the feds ignored far-right terrorism forever because it was politically inconvenient to care and now that they are getting called out, they realized they have no idea where to start because they haven't been paying attention law enforcement can't really infiltrate or police organizations made up of law enforcement
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Nov 11, 2018 06:07
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Jimmy Carter posted:the NYT had a huge article about how the feds ignored far-right terrorism forever because it was politically inconvenient to care and now that they are getting called out, they realized they have no idea where to start because they haven't been paying attention i'm glad this article spends a good amount of time on the napolitano report because how republicans in congress responded to that was disgusting
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Nov 11, 2018 06:17
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infernal machines posted:at some point isn't it easier to just not do crimes? its china thats working on the gait recognition. the main crime there is doing stuff the govt doesn't like
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Nov 11, 2018 06:31
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infernal machines posted:at some point isn't it easier to just not do crimes? look at this fuckin bootlicker
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Nov 11, 2018 06:31
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infernal machines posted:at some point isn't it easier to just not do crimes? yeah, archie! let's get sushi and pay!
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Nov 11, 2018 06:35
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Kevin Mitnick P.E. posted:its china thats working on the gait recognition. the main crime there is doing stuff the govt doesn't like that's pretty much what crime is, by definition, yeah
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Nov 11, 2018 06:42
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infernal machines posted:at some point isn't it easier to just not do crimes? how fortunate for you that you get to decide what is or is not a crime
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Nov 11, 2018 07:04
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it's pretty great, let me tell you.
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Nov 11, 2018 07:07
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infernal machines posted:it's pretty great, let me tell you. *slap, slap*
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Nov 11, 2018 08:45
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infernal machines posted:that's pretty much what crime is, by definition, yeah you know how trump keeps tweeting that it’s so bullshit he’s getting investigated and the fbi should ignore him and go after Hillary instead? if the fbi did what he wanted there it would be like how China works. that’s what I meant. I know it’s hip to be really cynical about govt and oppression and poo poo but there is a literal big data powered fascist dystopia building itself over there and the rest of the world has thankfully not quite gotten there yet I think if we want to not end up there it’s important to keep sight of things like what laws are for, or should be for: restrictions that the people, through their legislative representatives, agree to abide by for the overall benefit of the people. not the government, and not our corporate overlords
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Nov 11, 2018 08:55
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Kevin Mitnick P.E. posted:you know how trump keeps tweeting that it’s so bullshit he’s getting investigated and the fbi should ignore him and go after Hillary instead? if the fbi did what he wanted there it would be like how China works. that’s what I meant. I know it’s hip to be really cynical about govt and oppression and poo poo but there is a literal big data powered fascist dystopia building itself over there and the rest of the world has thankfully not quite gotten there yet lol every government wants what china is going to have. most people want to live like china's citizens. china has already won.
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Kevin Mitnick P.E. posted:you know how trump keeps tweeting that it’s so bullshit he’s getting investigated and the fbi should ignore him and go after Hillary instead? if the fbi did what he wanted there it would be like how China works. that’s what I meant. I know it’s hip to be really cynical about govt and oppression and poo poo but there is a literal big data powered fascist dystopia building itself over there and the rest of the world has thankfully not quite gotten there yet so, how's that supreme court thing working out?
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