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nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

The Glumslinger posted:

I heard they're planning to call it the Grande Armée

You mean "Venti" Armée?

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Jarmak
Jan 24, 2005

axelord posted:

No but they are not going to mess with Pelosi's office without talking with someone.

They most definitely would. This take is as unsubstantiated as it is blindingly dumb.

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007


I think the chance of this being challenged in court is now 110%.

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



Skex posted:

Cite? Because I remember all kinds of unsubstantiated bullshit that was tossed around when W came in that was later determined to be a bunch of bullshit.

Stop buying into Republican propaganda.

https://www.gao.gov/new.items/d02360.pdf

quote:

Damage, theft, vandalism, and pranks occurred in the White House complex during the 2001 presidential transition. Incidents such as the removal of keys from computer keyboards; the theft of various items; the leaving of certain voice mail messages, signs, and written messages; and the placing of glue on desk drawers clearly were intentional acts.

Passive voice as gently caress

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

In other news, I hear the intern he attacked woke up from her coma today, and should be ok after a couple years of physical therapy. My chud friend told me.

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

kidkissinger posted:

I knew this was gonna happen. Keep in mind Whitey got picked up because he was loudly complaining about Obama in a restaurant and someone recognized him

Holy poo poo...I thought you were kidding, but that is kind of what happened:

https://www.irishcentral.com/news/whitey-bulgers-racist-reaction-to-president-barack-obama-helped-lead-to-his-capture-190817391-237759121

He actually was turned in by a neighbor AFTER he stopped talking to her because she expressed support for Obama. He cut her off and stopped speaking to her, and then she 'recognized' him and turned him in not long after. Unbelievable.

Phoix
Jul 20, 2006




https://twitter.com/W7VOA/status/1062445775878320128

edit: this is a disaster lmao

https://twitter.com/EamonJavers/status/1062446225092423680

punishedkissinger
Sep 20, 2017

Agent Burt Macklin posted:

Holy poo poo...I thought you were kidding, but that is kind of what happened:

https://www.irishcentral.com/news/whitey-bulgers-racist-reaction-to-president-barack-obama-helped-lead-to-his-capture-190817391-237759121

He actually was turned in by a neighbor AFTER he stopped talking to her because she expressed support for Obama. He cut her off and stopped speaking to her, and then she 'recognized' him and turned him in not long after. Unbelievable.

It's so weird how lovely old white dudes all hate Obama for insanely hypocrital and incoherent reasons. It's like there's something else motivating them.

Oh well I guess it will remain a mystery.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

The Glumslinger posted:

OK, some serious news

https://twitter.com/shashj/status/1062434464494747649

EU and NATO is telling the US that its planning to form a common army because America can no longer be trusted to act as its protector

I'm guessing this is an expansion of the Eurocorps, which is basically a headquarters unit with the Franco-German Brigade attached to it. It inhabits currently a hazy definition of EU defense policy where it doesn't operate under the CSDP but it's assets could be used.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurocorps

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

Life comes at you fast, maybe?

Tibalt
May 14, 2017

What, drawn, and talk of peace! I hate the word, As I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee

Lote posted:

Life comes at you fast, maybe?
Another attempt at leaking someone is fired, in hopes they'll see it on CNN and assume it's true?

... would Comey still be director if he didn't see CNN that day?

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/MikeDelMoro/status/1062446541921771521

Sarcastr0
May 29, 2013

WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE BILLIONAIRES ?!?!?

Didn't they try this when Omorosa got fired?

The press needs to stop reporting White House denials without corroboration.

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING


So a standard Tuesday then

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

I am taking this literally.

Tibalt
May 14, 2017

What, drawn, and talk of peace! I hate the word, As I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee

Sarcastr0 posted:

Didn't they try this when Omorosa got fired?

The press needs to stop reporting White House denials without corroboration.
What if Ricardel is the source of the denial though?

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008


RED WAVE!

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Your Taint posted:

In other news, I hear the intern he attacked woke up from her coma today, and should be ok after a couple years of physical therapy. My chud friend told me.

Teabag Dome Scandal
Mar 19, 2002



I can't imagine what comes out of that cocoon. Butterfly with an anger problem?

PoopShipDestroyer
Jan 13, 2006

I think he's ready for a chair

These sorts of stories (of which it seems like we get one every couple months) would make me feel better if I wasn't so loving positive that bitterness and resentment is exactly what drives Trump forward day after day. I honestly think he thrives on it.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Hieronymous Alloy posted:

They're gonna have to strip it down to the girders and rebuild. Once you've soaked wood in urine it doesn't really come out.

I would definitely have the bed burned

and the toilet seats

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I love that Trump legit believed there was a red wave because he surrounds himself with people who will only tell him good news.

I want a video of him watching the results on Tuesday night.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


"Since the midterms"

Manic_Misanthrope
Jul 1, 2010


Teabag Dome Scandal posted:

I can't imagine what comes out of that cocoon. Butterfly with an anger problem?

Depends on the RNG when he hit level 7

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002


How many times have we read this story? Are we to believe that he retreats further each time? Cocoon over cocoon?

I'm not saying it's not true, it's just hardly news. It's his normal state.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Teabag Dome Scandal posted:

I can't imagine what comes out of that cocoon. Butterfly with an anger problem?

https://twitter.com/BorlandCorp/status/1062449386964303872?s=19

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Uncle Wemus posted:

"Since the midterms"

He did seem energetic leading up to them

He clearly thought his rallies were gonna win the day

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

What are the chances that no one in the WH saw the unaltered video before everyone pointed out they were claiming to base their decision on the altered one?

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005


Push El Burrito posted:

I love that Trump legit believed there was a red wave because he surrounds himself with people who will only tell him good news.

I want a video of him watching the results on Tuesday night.

Yeah he believed his own bullshit because he's a narcissist and can only accept positive stories about himself. This is probably a pretty dangerous time in terms of Trump lashing out angrily and doing particularly heinous poo poo.

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

theflyingorc posted:

He did seem energetic leading up to them

He clearly thought his rallies were gonna win the day

He's also pissed he can't do rallies every week.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1062438816110338048

Robot Hobo
May 18, 2002

robothobo.com

Teabag Dome Scandal posted:

I can't imagine what comes out of that cocoon. Butterfly with an anger problem?
Whatever type of butterfly he is, he'll demand to be treated like a Monarch.

Blurred
Aug 26, 2004

WELL I WONNER WHAT IT'S LIIIIIKE TO BE A GOOD POSTER

Does that mean obstruction of justice is off the table?

Retro42
Jun 27, 2011


fishing with the fam posted:

I am taking this literally.

I’m picturing a scene from The Good Place, only with Trump peeking out of his cacoon only to hear CNN in the background and immediately retreat back in.

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P



Mueller already knows all the answers to every question he asks.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Blurred posted:

Does that mean obstruction of justice is off the table?

I think the obstruction case is pretty open and closed at this point

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Blurred posted:

Does that mean obstruction of justice is off the table?

It means he has enough for perjury with just this topic.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Trump's written answers will be crayon drawings of clocks.

aware of dog
Nov 14, 2016

^ oh gently caress you

Mueller will the Trump's response back and it'll just be a clock drawn on the page

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Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

:3: News like this always brightens my day.

fishing with the fam posted:

I am taking this literally.

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