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Drunk Nerds posted:Hmmm, my wife says that Michigan does not allow attorneys in small claims court, and this source backs her up: Fine, I surrender. I obviously don't know poo poo and am a huge douchebag.
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Drunk Nerds posted:Oh, you're a lawyer? https://i.imgur.com/t6j8GvP.gifv Edit: this imgur link is now not loading on my phone so imagine I successfully posted the Robert Redford nod gif andrew smash fucked around with this message at 03:07 on Nov 14, 2018 |
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Nov 14, 2018 00:19
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I'm not a Michigan lawyer but iirc you could totally have a lawyer in small claims court in Florida. Small claims just meant the allegation was for damages under some amount (5k I believe). Different by state obviously. If papers were actually filled she should have a copy of the complaint and could do an answer and a motion to dismiss because the b complaint would be lol because the whole thing is lol. Caution: I am technically a lawyer but I haven't practiced in years and I m not sure how good I even was back then.
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Nov 14, 2018 00:36
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:yeah it's small claims and if that guy figures out he can make you lose thousands of dollars in legal fees every time he files any silly thing you're gonna be in there every time the sun is shining on a Tuesday to answer for it, lol at lawyering up for a frivolous suit for dutch on a steak and table wine
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Bosnian warkid started with a lie, which makes it vastly more likely that the thing he replaced it with when confronted is also a lie. Maybe he was raised in a war-torn region, and somehow managed to keep it completely secret from his partner in a multi-year relationship, but we know for sure that he lies about himself and his life. It is not weird at all to want some sort of proof that he isn't still full of poo poo. I'm starting to reach the conclusion that you are an irredeemable piece of poo poo. That is why you believe everyone else is the same way
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Nov 14, 2018 01:18
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Khazar-khum posted:There's only so many hours available at the CircleK. Hey now, don't be mean to Circle K. They pay like $15/hr to start and you know they always have hours. Because everyone gets shot at the Circle K.
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andrew smash posted:https://i.imgur.com/t6j8GvP.gifv You can just use URL tags on gifv / mp4 etc. It's only static images or regular gifs that need img tags.
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100% of the people I’ve known who thought heroin “wasn’t that big of a deal” became full blown junkies. Every single one of them.
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Wife (32F) is upset with me (31M) because my SIL (31F) says she doesn't want to call our daughter (2F) by her middle name.quote:A little background:
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“Protecting our daughter’s name” As a parent I feel like this isn’t really something worth caring about, at all.
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CannonFodder posted:Also, she didn't order the meal and drink. She was gone before the food arrived, and she left because he lied in his communications. And he became verbally aggressive to the point she needed bar staff to escort her safely out. Also, the loving presumption of this guy to order her food for her like it's 1950 or something. What an absolute chode.
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Nov 14, 2018 02:19
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Why the gently caress are they calling their 2 year old daughter by her middle name instead of her first name? Why didn't they just make her middle name her first name if that's what they were going to call her?
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Nov 14, 2018 02:24
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wait forget about that other one lol This sounds ridiculous but it's an issue. My [26M] bodybuilding boyfriend eats a lot more food than me [26F] and it's destroying our relationship. quote:First I want to preface that I really love my boyfriend and we've had a relatively transparent relationship. About 2 years ago, we had a talk about things we find attractive and unattractive about each other. One thing I brought up was that I thought he was too skinny. He said he had been insecure about it that he had received hurtful comments from other people accusing him of eating disorders and other people saying that he looked like a little boy. I can only guess that me admitting this to him pushed his insecurity over the edge because soon after, he started hitting the gym. 
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Nov 14, 2018 02:24
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working at a restaurant made me realize i wouldn't want to date a bodybuilder because i don't have the patience to sit with someone taking the time to eat 2 strips of bacon, hashbrowns, toast, and 9 eggs in one sitting when half way through i'd be done with my meal
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Nov 14, 2018 02:39
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:wait forget about that other one lol He definitely sounds like a chore but for gently caress's sake you body shamed him, he adapted, and now you have the gall to bitch about it?
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Nov 14, 2018 02:43
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:wait forget about that other one lol Shoo shoo gainz goblin.
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:wait forget about that other one lol He is gonna get buff and dump her for someone hotter and nicer and its gonna own.
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Nov 14, 2018 02:48
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Now that he’s getting swole he should break up with her and find someone who knows how to appreciate him and his beefiness
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Nov 14, 2018 02:49
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:This sounds ridiculous but it's an issue. My [26M] bodybuilding boyfriend eats a lot more food than me [26F] and it's destroying our relationship. Haha this is perfect. It's the gender swap of rear end in a top hat guy telling gf she is fat, then she gets ~fit~ and dumps him for someone better. Dude should powerlift his way into the heart of someone else.
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Nov 14, 2018 02:51
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The only way I could see her complaint being valid is if she bought all the groceries and he was demolishing her food budget but thats not mentioned and it dosn't seem like it since he got all his bland chicken and rice which she probably didn't buy.
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Pirate Radar posted:Now that he’s getting swole he should break up with her and find someone who knows how to appreciate him and his beefiness That lil pissbitch got REAL beefy
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Nov 14, 2018 02:57
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Nice, the age discrimination thing made its way to /r/bestofLegalAdvice even.
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:Wife (32F) is upset with me (31M) because my SIL (31F) says she doesn't want to call our daughter (2F) by her middle name. Those brothers should grab their babies and go off to a sitcom somewhere to let their wives drama themselves as much as they want.
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Martman posted:Nice, the age discrimination thing made its way to /r/bestofLegalAdvice even. Every halfway interesting post gets a bola thread just so everybody can talk poo poo about it without attracting the ire of the mod patrol
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My wife says a lot of lawyers will do the paperwork and filing for a small claims court for $. She's sure that's what's going on, and she knows this stuff (she's partner at a firm with 1,200 attorneys). I'm leaning toward what Wizard said about him trying to scare her into getting an attorney, but with the new twist that he doesn't realize she'll try to get an attorney, they'll tell her she can't get one, and she won't waste money. Because he lacks any kind of foresight for his actions. Drunk Nerds fucked around with this message at 03:30 on Nov 14, 2018 |
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Literal Nazi Furry posted:working at a restaurant made me realize i wouldn't want to date a bodybuilder because i don't have the patience to sit with someone taking the time to eat 2 strips of bacon, hashbrowns, toast, and 9 eggs in one sitting when half way through i'd be done with my meal lol two strips of bacon
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I've had 1,000 people ask me over my career if they should get a lawyer for a small claims case and I've maybe said a handful of times that "no, its stupid and you'll be fine, and it will cost just as much to hire a lawyer to appeal it to county court if the stars align and satan takes a dump on you and somehow you lose this abortion of a case because the JP has a stroke during the argument." This would be one of those times
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Literal Nazi Furry posted:working at a restaurant made me realize i wouldn't want to date a bodybuilder because i don't have the patience to sit with someone taking the time to eat 2 strips of bacon, hashbrowns, toast, and 9 eggs in one sitting when half way through i'd be done with my meal That sounds like an epic poo poo. I learned from Tosh.0 of all places that body building is actually really bad for your heart. In the words of the body builder guest, "300 lbs. of muscle is the same as 300 lbs. of fat to your heart." He said he was going to quit body building soon, for his health. He died a year or two later.
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LabyaMynora posted:That sounds like an epic poo poo. my 40+ year old coworkers all take tons of pre workout and drink Monsters every day they're going to start dropping like flies
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Also, she must be mistaken because an age discrimination claim is against an employer?? Either that or it must be a fraud claim or something and they kept using the term "age discrimination" in the petition to scare her.
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Fallom posted:my 40+ year old coworkers all take tons of pre workout and drink Monsters every day poo poo, Monster Energy drinks alone will probably cause afib. I can't wait to see how the first generation of energy drink drinkers fare in middle-to-old age. It's like a science experiment in real time!
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Hellblazer187 posted:I'm not a Michigan lawyer but iirc you could totally have a lawyer in small claims court in Florida. Small claims just meant the allegation was for damages under some amount (5k I believe). Different by state obviously. Yeah I’m also very very technically a lawyer who hasn’t practiced since GWB was president and this is the one case in the universe where I would be completely fine with representing myself Since this is the only time ever I’d wind up representing someone in court in my life it might as well give me a perfect record
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blarzgh posted:Also, she must be mistaken because an age discrimination claim is against an employer?? Let's assume for a moment that the claim really says "age discrimination." Would a lawyer really put that together for the guy? Could a lawyer face penalties for putting something together like that - like, from the Bar or whatever?
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I (19F) just found out that this guy (21M) that I've been seeing is low-key a famous Youtuber, but he lied until a fan recognized him. Hello!! I'm usually not one for posting relationship advice on the internet but this has turned into quite the weird situation for me and I would appreciate an outsider's point of view. Recently, I've been casually seeing this guy that I met at a party at my school. We'll call him Ian. We don't go to the same school, but his school is extremely close to mine and we live close together. Ian is a really incredible guy; very genuine, caring, handsome, and compassionate. We instantly hit it off. Since the party, we've hung out quite a lot either on our respective campuses our going out. I never suspected that he was anything but your average college student. I guess the one thing would be he has a vast collection of cameras, like really nice ones, laid out in his dorm. I asked him about them, since I like photography, and he just said he was an amateur photographer. He also told me he didn't use social media except for snapchat. I also did a bit of stalking initially and found nothing about him online. The other thing, that I'm only piecing together now, would be that Ian is incredibly generous. When we go out, he always insists on paying for our meals. We have these harmless little arguments about me having to pay all the time. The only times that I've been able to get my card in was when I was being super discrete or paid for us when he was in the bathroom. Ian also tips, most if not all street performers that we encounter with either $10s or $20s. Same with most homeless people and trust me, there are quite a lot in our area. I teased him one time about being so incredibly generous and he brushed it off saying that his family is well-off and he's just using their money. I thought that was a bit weird but I did not think much of it. I'm falling pretty hard for this guy. I haven't felt this happy with someone in a long time and I genuinely think that we could work really well together. However, last night we were out having dinner at this nice little restaurant on Veteran's day and we were almost done with our meal when this teenage boy came up to him and said, "Hi ____, can I please get a picture with you? I'm a huge fan of your videos, I literally watch them everyday!" I didn't know whose expression was more shocked mine or Ian's. At first I thought the boy mistook Ian for someone else since he called him by another name. But to my huge surprise, Ian shook the boy's hand and said a few nice things to the boy and took a picture with him. Now I thought I was being pranked. After the boy left, I was like, "What the hell was that?" Ian looked really distressed and just said really quietly that it was probably a fan of his or something. Then he spilled the beans probably after seeing that I was starting to get really confused and freaked out. Ian is his real name but he goes under a nickname on YouTube. He has "somewhere around 3 million subs" (it was more closer to four when I checked later). He said he didn't tell me because he really, really likes me and didn't want to ruin anything. I'm not sure what it would ruin but he insisted he was just hesitant. He said that he didn't want me to "see him in a bad light." I would've appreciated that he tell me this in the beginning instead of lying about his money (his parents aren't actually rich) and this pretty major aspect of his life. I'm not angry at him, but I wonder if this is a red flag? I also have this weird fear of becoming one of those "YouTuber's girlfriends" who appears on videos and gets a lot of hate but that's getting ahead of myself. Should I talk to him more about this or just leave it? tl;dr: I've been seeing this really nice guy for the past two months or so. It was just revealed last night, by a fan approaching him, that he is actually quite a popular YouTuber (has close to 4 million subs). He never told me and made lies about his life to cover this aspect up.
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CheesyDog posted:lol two strips of bacon can i get two strips of bacon to go with my large plate of almost a dozen eggs
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Smirking_Serpent posted:I (19F) just found out that this guy (21M) that I've been seeing is low-key a famous Youtuber, but he lied until a fan recognized him. Depends on the videos... Pranks? loving run! White Supremacy/Alt-right poo poo? loving run! Video games? Proceed with caution! Seriously, it all depends on what the content is.
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andrew smash posted:https://i.imgur.com/t6j8GvP.gifv It is amazing how much a man renowned for his physical beauty can look like Zach Galifianakis if you let him grow a ginger beard. Edit: Play posted:I'm starting to reach the conclusion that you are an irredeemable piece of poo poo. That is why you believe everyone else is the same way Lol. He lied and got caught. Noting that is apparently some sort of personal affront to you.
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Roommate (30sM) of 3 years says he's 'feeling rapey', what to do? Sorry if this is the wrong subreddit, I couldn't think of any other. Also sorry if this is a bit long but I'm trying to give you all the facts. TL;DR at the end! So my roommate (30sM) and I (24F) have been living together for about 3 years. From the start I knew he was autistic and that he was prone to anger outbursts. No problem, every now and then it's a pain in the rear end but he usually keeps to himself and doesn't bother me that much. For clarity, we both have our own floor, I live on the first floor with my own kitchen/bathroom and he lives on the second floor, we share the stairs and hallway. I've never felt comfortable around him, but we're living here basically rent free and other places are really hard to find with my limited budget, so I put up with it. I tolerated the noise, the outbursts, the holes in the wall and doors (all on his floor), even when he destroyed my stove because my food supposedly stunk up the house (he did fix it later). I am honestly just afraid of the repercussions if I go against him (he is twice my size), and on most days there's nothing going on so I thought the good outweighed the bad. Lately he's been acting strange. Making weird sexual comments about my breasts, saying that my glasses looked sexy on me. He even straight up asked for a blowjob a couple of times in a supposedly joking manner, which I denied of course. I wanted to say something about his inappropriate behaviour but like I said, I'm afraid of the outcome because with his Aspergers there is really no telling in how he'll react, as I've noticed the past 3 years. According to him he's frustrated because it's been too long without sex. Alright, understandable, can relate. But I've been noticing more and more stuff being destroyed because of his violent outbursts caused by his frustration. He has thrown his lifting weights around in such a way that part of my ceiling came down. If that wasn't enough, I just ran into him in the hallway and casually asked if he's feeling a bit better, to which he replied: 'meh, still feeling a bit rapey'. And now I'm definitely scared. Who says that?! What do I reply?! I basically just nodded and walked away as quickly as I could. I've been trying to document these comments, a lot of friends know about everything that happened,, but I have no proof otherwise that he actually said those things, and I'm afraid of going to the police with this because we'll still be living together afterwards and I do not want to know how he is going to react after me filing a report. So, what do I do? I have a feeling he won't hurt me, but you can never know for sure and it's causing me to feel uncomfortable in my own goddamn home, all the time. I'm already looking at other places but it might be a while for anything comes up. I have to get out, but what do I do in the meantime? TL;DR; autistic roommate is sexually frustrated and says he's feeling rapey. I'm afraid to do anything because he is prone to violent anger outbursts. I'm scared, what to do? Edit: thanks everyone for the advice. I am currently speaking to some friends to see if there is any place available for me to move into. If not, I will just drop all my stuff and crash on someone's couch. I forgot to mention I also have two cats so me crashing at someone's place is easier said than done with two fluffballs also needing space. I am also looking into filing an official report, I am just too scared to do that right now because if the police contacts him he will know for sure that it was me. So I want to move out first. In the meantime I am documenting/photographing everything I see. Again, thank you all.
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LabyaMynora posted:Why the gently caress are they calling their 2 year old daughter by her middle name instead of her first name? Why didn't they just make her middle name her first name if that's what they were going to call her? Probably it doesn't apply in this case, but I know this is/was pretty common in parts of the south. Several members of my immediate family have only ever been commonly called by their middle names, and it occasionally causes hella problems on legal documents. 2/10, would not recommend
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