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My dad goes by his middle name because otherwise he'd be a "Junior"
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LadyPictureShow posted:That's why I do it. I grew to hate it in J.R. high/HS because to differentiate me from another girl with the same name my classmates put the suffix -Guy onto my name. She got no suffix or -girl added to hers, because I was 'less feminine'. ...this is bizarre and terrible and completely at home in this thread 
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Nov 14, 2018 16:29
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bamhand posted:A Monster is same caffeine as a cup of coffee. It's really not a big deal unless you're drinking 6 cans a day or something. Coffee ingredients: Beans, water Monster ingredients: 
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Nov 14, 2018 16:42
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Switchback posted:Boyfriend googled “how to break up with emotionally unstable girlfriend” and I want to die This is bit back but I can't get over how this girl unintentionally made a line that is hilarious.
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Nov 14, 2018 16:46
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Drunk Nerds posted:Coffee ingredients: Beans, water Ricin ingredients: beans, maybe water IDK I don’t want to Google for “ricin recipe”. E: I say this as a person who hates energy drinks for taste reasons and drinks 4-6 cups of coffee every day.
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Nov 14, 2018 16:48
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Drunk Nerds posted:Coffee ingredients: Beans, water Beans ingredients: 
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Nov 14, 2018 16:51
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bamhand posted:A Monster is same caffeine as a cup of coffee. It's really not a big deal unless you're drinking 6 cans a day or something. And then its mostly the sugar loving you up, though drinking more than ~500 mg of Admiral Ray fucked around with this message at 17:41 on Nov 14, 2018 |
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Nov 14, 2018 16:56
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There are also sugar free versions. My point is most energy drinks aren't some Extreme product that will ruin your health unless you really go overboard on them. They're no different from coffee, soda, or any other caffeinated beverage.
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Nov 14, 2018 17:00
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value-brand cereal posted:I hope to god someone showed this OP the 'jumin's pussy' tweet to show how crazy those fetishizing kpop girls are. I googled this and got deleted tweets and a bunch of questionable-looking fanfic, can someone link like a screenshot or something please?
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Nov 14, 2018 17:04
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Drunk Nerds posted:Coffee ingredients: Beans, water I;m thinking about thos Beans crbrsd posted:Beans ingredients: I;m nuclear magnetic resonancifying thos Beans
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Nov 14, 2018 17:08
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bamhand posted:There are also sugar free versions. :goalposts:
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Nov 14, 2018 17:11
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Drunk Nerds posted::goalposts: Did you purposefully not quote the rest of my post where I say they're no different from just soda in general? Sure it's not great for you but having a soda, coffee, or energy drink every now and then isn't going to kill you.
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Nov 14, 2018 17:15
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I hear Monster is made from the nuclear waste you find when you cut open a golf ball
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Nov 14, 2018 17:17
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:I hear Monster is made from the nuclear waste you find when you cut open a golf ball Pee is stored in the balls.
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Nov 14, 2018 17:21
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Admiral Ray posted:And then its mostly the sugar loving you up, though drinking more than ~500 mg of coffee a day is not really recommended.
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Nov 14, 2018 17:33
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Yawgmoth posted:isn't 500 mL (which is what I assume you'd measure coffee in) like ~3 cups? Very close to a pint, so yeah, four 4oz "cups"
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Nov 14, 2018 17:36
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Yawgmoth posted:isn't 500 mL (which is what I assume you'd measure coffee in) like ~3 cups?
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Nov 14, 2018 17:39
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loquacius posted:My dad goes by his middle name because otherwise he'd be a "Junior" I deliberately didn't name either of my sons after me so they wouldn't be Juniors.
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Nov 14, 2018 17:40
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Monster: 36 mg of caffeine per 100 ml Coffee: 40mg of caffeine per 100ml. Basically it is like having a glass of Cola with some instant coffee dissolved in it (which is the best energy drink btw). The real trick is they market the 500ml can as "2 servings" but everybody just drinks the entire can. NihilismNow fucked around with this message at 17:51 on Nov 14, 2018 |
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Nov 14, 2018 17:49
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He's going to find something out about me that stinks.quote:I (30f) met a great guy (40m) about 6 months ago when he was in my city for work. He is here a 4/5 nights a month and we usually have dinner and wine, great sex at his hotel, and then I go home. He always asks me to stay over but I don't because I have a small child at home. It's a fun fwb thing and we genuinely enjoy being together.
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Nov 14, 2018 17:56
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:He's going to find something out about me that stinks. quote:I usually wake up to myself farting. Nature is amazing. Also let yourself fart during the day moran, jeez.
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Nov 14, 2018 18:04
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"Some rear end in a top hat keeps waking me up!" There, say that and if he laughs he's a keeper.
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Nov 14, 2018 18:23
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[IN] Illegally installed a bidet on my apartment's toilet. Maintenance came and dismantled the bidet, charged me, and then took that bidet and another one that was just being stored. Do I have any basis here? submitted 12 hours ago by lmMasturbating Yes I understand that I wasn't allowed to make modifications to my apt, and that is in the lease and that's why I'm charged, but are they legally allowed to take the bidet in question and another one that was just stored that I never installed? This seems like stealing to me. It never says in my lease that they are allowed to take my things like that
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Nov 14, 2018 18:25
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illegal party bidet
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Nov 14, 2018 18:27
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My boss forged my signature and opened up a 401k in my name. He is the guarantor. I found out about it on accident. I do medical billing at a doctors office part time. I was sorting my papers as usual one morning when I came across something with my name on it. It had an account number and stated life insurance. I honestly thought it was a life insurance policy on myself and he was going to kill me or waiting for me to die. I called the company it was through. Turns out it’s a retirement fund. He’s the guarantor. I wasn’t able to find out any other information unless I get his consent. The operator did state that it’s impossible for me to have not known about this account because I would of had to sign for it. I’ve worked there for over 7 years and have never signed anything about a 401k. My check stubs do not show a 401k. I am certain I wasn’t supposed to find this. My boss is a pretty big douche for forging my signature and storing money in my name. I’m still not sure how it’ll benefit him. Some say he could cash it out after 7 years after i left. I don’t want to lose my job but I’d like my money. Or our money. Or can I even do anything about this. It can’t be legal. Oh and multiple employee names were on there and they have never heard anything about a 401k. Our job doesn’t even offer insurance or paid holidays or anything that would help or benefit us.
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Nov 14, 2018 18:29
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otoh monster is so fuckin gross I would actually rather chug a beaker of whatever carcinogenic lab acid people seem to think it is than a can of itDragQueenofAngmar posted:Borrow a dog, bring it, and blame it? this is utterly unnecessary but do it anyway
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Nov 14, 2018 18:34
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Smirking_Serpent posted:My boss forged my signature and opened up a 401k in my name. He is the guarantor. I found out about it on accident. "Well looks like you just ruined the christmas surprise for everyone!" - Guy who is actually hiding money from his wife for the pending divorce Edit: There's no such thing as a "guarantor" onm a 401(k)?? and also this lady's first instinct was "He's obviously planning to kill me now" so maybe she doesn't know what the gently caress she's talking about? blarzgh fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Nov 14, 2018 |
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Nov 14, 2018 18:35
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Smirking_Serpent posted:My boss forged my signature and opened up a 401k in my name. He is the guarantor. I found out about it on accident.    
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Nov 14, 2018 18:37
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Smirking_Serpent posted:[IN] Illegally installed a bidet on my apartment's toilet. Maintenance came and dismantled the bidet, charged me, and then took that bidet and another one that was just being stored. Do I have any basis here? Proof that a bidet is only as mean as the guy usin’ it
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Nov 14, 2018 18:47
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I stand with ImMasturbating in solidarity.
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Nov 14, 2018 18:52
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blarzgh posted:"Well looks like you just ruined the christmas surprise for everyone!" (Edit: was wrong here re: employer 401k contributions reducing taxable income) You also don't need a guarantor for a 401k loan because you are borrowing your own money. No credit history or co-signer needed. The OP doesn't understand what they're talking about but should look into it. It's probably mundane though: quote:I called the company it was through. Turns out it’s a retirement fund. He’s the guarantor. I wasn’t able to find out any other information unless I get his consent. The operator did state that it’s impossible for me to have not known about this account because I would of had to sign for it. I’ve worked there for over 7 years and have never signed anything about a 401k. My check stubs do not show a 401k. I work with some doctors who have Profit Sharing Plans. I'm guessing they signed it while starting the job and had no idea. It's easier for a doctor's office with less than 10 employees to manage retirement funds in a single account managed by an Advisor rather than have individual 401ks. cumshitter fucked around with this message at 19:10 on Nov 14, 2018 |
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Nov 14, 2018 18:57
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ImMasturbating Goes to Washington - The Story of 28th Amendment concerning Bidet Laws.
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Nov 14, 2018 19:03
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blarzgh posted:And theres lots of reasons to go with middle names, i.e. we've agreed in advance that our next boy will take wife's maiden name as their first name and will go by their middle name. But, like...why? Why not just make the maiden name the middle name?
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Nov 14, 2018 19:03
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Penguissimo posted:But, like...why? Why not just make the maiden name the middle name? yeah like what's the advantage of throwing this wrench
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Nov 14, 2018 19:05
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Smirking_Serpent posted:My boss forged my signature and opened up a 401k in my name. He is the guarantor. I found out about it on accident. This... literally makes no sense.
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Nov 14, 2018 19:06
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Life insurance might make more sense. I’m still not sure how it was profitable for wal mart to take out undisclosed life insurance policies on its employees.
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Nov 14, 2018 19:06
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That is utterly confusing. If youre going to give them a confusing name just give them something truly unique that shows off how awesome theyll be like "Can-Watch-Beginning-Of Up-Without-Crying".
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Nov 14, 2018 19:08
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like yeah my middle name is my moms maiden name, because sure, but like, why not just do that on paper if that's what you're gonna do in reality
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Nov 14, 2018 19:10
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"Hi, I'm Schlitzinger John Williamson. You can call me John"
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Pick posted:This... literally makes no sense. Closest explanation I've seen on the Reddit thread is that it's a deferred income scheme. He takes the tax advantages for his business with giving significant employer 401k contributions and then reclaims them years later when the employee leaves and never claims the funds because they were never aware of them.
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