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HOT BREAD! posted:Oh poo poo wait here's the update from the open relationship story yesterday (the "you slept with 20x my body count!!!!1" one)  "I might not be ready to accept your apology, you stupid whore." "I'm breaking up with you." "but why?"Gee, can't imagine why someone would ever leave such a catch.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:jokes about no nut november are all over the place rn, it's just an Extremely Online thing. Taking it seriously would be a really redpill-adjacent thing tho yeah, like the guy is almost definitely obsessed with Jordan Peterson. Extreme edging: an awesome and cool kink practice No nut November: redpoll adjacent madness Why is no one warning her about the fire hydrant eruption that awaits on December 1st
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Nov 14, 2018 21:16
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My girlfriend scared me with her Chucky doll and now I might break up with her.quote:A few years ago, my girlfriend's dad bought a Chucky doll from Spencer's and when my girlfriend moved out of her parent's house into her apartment, she ended up taking the doll with her since her parents didn't have much use for it anymore. Her dad originally bought it just for the sake of having it, but he apparently didn't want it anymore.
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Nov 14, 2018 21:17
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El_Elegante posted:Extreme edging: an awesome and cool kink practice if he was generally fixated on how orgasms sap him of his precious vital energy he might just be a new-age kook but committing fulltime to the le epic reddit meme version means he's probably gonna shoot up a school
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Nov 14, 2018 21:19
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LadyPictureShow posted:My girlfriend scared me with her Chucky doll and now I might break up with her. he clearly needs to break up with her because she sucks but the 'she needs to be properly punished' bit at the end makes me feel skeevy for thinking it
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Nov 14, 2018 21:20
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LadyPictureShow posted:My girlfriend scared me with her Chucky doll and now I might break up with her. Pranks: not even once but especially not three times in a row
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Nov 14, 2018 21:20
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Dude is a weenie if he wants to break up with with his partner of several years over a chucky doll. Edit: on second reading, yeah he should break up with her for making that big of a scene over a doll and for trying to blame him. therobit fucked around with this message at 21:24 on Nov 14, 2018 |
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Nov 14, 2018 21:22
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Brother Entropy posted:he clearly needs to break up with her because she sucks but the 'she needs to be properly punished' bit at the end makes me feel skeevy for thinking it they both suck, he just sucks a lil worse, staying with her would punish her adequately and spare everyone else either of them
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Nov 14, 2018 21:23
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My (29yoF) ex (30yoM) and I have a daughter together (4yo). We have been broken up for 2 years. His brother (25yoM) and I have been dating for a year and I just found out I’m pregnant. My ex doesn’t even know that we are dating. Why do I feel so guilty? What do I do?quote:My ex does not know we have been dating. I feel incredibly guilty for a) dating his brother and b) being pregnant. To the point where I’m on the fence about continuing on with the pregnancy but I don’t want to feel like that! I want my daughter to have a sibling. I want more kids. I want to be happy and not feel guilty. I’m not a terrible person. I wish I would have met the brother first. Please help. Has anyone been through a similar situation? It does get better, right? Congrats on your new sibling-cousin, daughter!
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Me: The one thing we know for sure is that he lied glibly and repeatedly to his significant other for several years. I actually didn't say anything about him or whether he was telling the truth or not. People who instantly and vehemently believe the worst in others without a ton of evidence often do so because they recognize that's what they would do. Probably that's the case with you. Or maybe not. It's also funny to needle you so perhaps I'm the REAL rear end in a top hat A Wizard of Goatse posted:jokes about no nut november are all over the place rn, it's just an Extremely Online thing. Taking it seriously would definitely be a tipoff that he's really into the redpill, Jordan Peterson end of the pool though. so it's either an extremely dumb online joke taken way too far and way too seriously or it's some kind of redpill poo poo. Either way it's a red flag, I'm not partnering with a goddamn meme
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therobit posted:Dude is a weenie if he wants to break up with with his partner of several years over a chucky doll. He's not breaking up with her over a doll, he's breaking up with her for continuing to prank him with it even after he made clear it wasn't cool, multiple times, with increasing intensity Prank culture is a menace
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oh it's definitely the former, just kidding-not-kidding the latter in the same vein as 4chan "ironically" believing in Jewish conspiracy theories.
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Nov 14, 2018 21:25
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LadyPictureShow posted:My girlfriend scared me with her Chucky doll and now I might break up with her. They should actually stay together forever and document their antics on the internet for us all to read, because this poo poo was hilarious to picture CalamityKate posted:My (29yoF) ex (30yoM) and I have a daughter together (4yo). We have been broken up for 2 years. His brother (25yoM) and I have been dating for a year and I just found out I’m pregnant. My ex doesn’t even know that we are dating. Why do I feel so guilty? What do I do? Holy gently caress this is so trashy
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Nov 14, 2018 21:26
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therobit posted:Dude is a weenie if he wants to break up with with his partner of several years over a chucky doll. He says it's been seven months.
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Nov 14, 2018 21:26
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CalamityKate posted:My (29yoF) ex (30yoM) and I have a daughter together (4yo). We have been broken up for 2 years. His brother (25yoM) and I have been dating for a year and I just found out I’m pregnant. My ex doesn’t even know that we are dating. Why do I feel so guilty? What do I do? New trailer park soap opera looking good
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Nov 14, 2018 21:27
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CalamityKate posted:My (29yoF) ex (30yoM) and I have a daughter together (4yo). We have been broken up for 2 years. His brother (25yoM) and I have been dating for a year and I just found out I’m pregnant. My ex doesn’t even know that we are dating. Why do I feel so guilty? What do I do? Having this baby is probably a bad idea, but dating your ex's sibling at all is a worse idea so in that context sure why not
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Nov 14, 2018 21:28
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loquacius posted:Having this baby is probably a bad idea, but dating your ex's sibling at all is a worse idea so in that context sure why not She needs to introduce her sister to her ex so the circle can be complete.
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Nov 14, 2018 21:30
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loquacius posted:Having this baby is probably a bad idea, but dating your ex's sibling at all is a worse idea so in that context sure why not wait till she reconciles with her ex and they form a polycule
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Nov 14, 2018 21:31
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loquacius posted:Having this baby is probably a bad idea, but dating your ex's sibling at all is a worse idea so in that context sure why not Does this make you the uncle of your own kid?
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Nov 14, 2018 21:33
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Mr-Spain posted:Does this make you the uncle of your own kid? duncle. i know these things can be confusing
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Nov 14, 2018 21:34
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:wait till she reconciles with her ex and they form a polycule She needs to date the ex's dad and the current beau date her mom and get a hypercule.
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Mr-Spain posted:Does this make you the uncle of your own kid?
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Nov 14, 2018 21:40
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blarzgh posted:"Well looks like you just ruined the christmas surprise for everyone!" After I left my last job, I wanted to convert my 401k from there to my own Roth IRA, and I had to get consent FROM my previous job to do it (which was part of the reason I wanted to convert it, so I had the money back under my control). It was pretty annoying because I left on bad terms and my old boss will intentionally drag his feet on things like this out of spite (but I went directly to his son who likes me to get it done). So, the company who set up the 410k actually kind of DOES have control...? It's weird. But I still don't know how the employer would benefit from this, it's literally not his money.
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Nov 14, 2018 21:47
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LadyPictureShow posted:My girlfriend scared me with her Chucky doll and now I might break up with her. Girlfriend is an rear end in a top hat and that part about punishing her is real gross, but picturing a grown-rear end adult shrieking like a banshee at the sight of a goofy doll is one of the funniest loving things to come out of r/r
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Posters in the duncle thread raising some sizzling questions: reddit posted:I'm curious to know how you even met/got together with your ex's brother if they have "no relationship?" reddit posted:Just flip the scenario the other way around if it was your sister that he was dating and they were gonna have a kid together and you didn't know how would you feel? Especially if he dated you before your sister and have a kid with you! reddit posted:Whyyyyyyy would you do this ?? and a couple burns which gave me a lol: reddit posted:Honestly I think you need to start outsourcing your life decisions. reddit posted:JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY
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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > /r/relationships: Honestly I think you need to start outsourcing your life decisions.
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well joining a cult is the logical next step for this rising star
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CalamityKate posted:My (29yoF) ex (30yoM) and I have a daughter together (4yo). We have been broken up for 2 years. His brother (25yoM) and I have been dating for a year and I just found out I’m pregnant. My ex doesn’t even know that we are dating. Why do I feel so guilty? What do I do? I hope there's a third brother who's scheduling a vasectomy and counting down the days until he gets laid.
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CalamityKate posted:My (29yoF) ex (30yoM) and I have a daughter together (4yo). We have been broken up for 2 years. His brother (25yoM) and I have been dating for a year and I just found out I’m pregnant. My ex doesn’t even know that we are dating. Why do I feel so guilty? What do I do? She needs to get knocked up by their dad next.
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Nov 14, 2018 22:41
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Dienes posted:She legally might be required to return the ring. Its worth mailing it back to him because then he has no excuse to pester her further. Here is a fun list of states: a) States where you have to return the ring no matter what - The Majority b) States where you only have to return the ring if the other party was the one who broke it off - Texas - California - Washington c) States where you never have to return the ring - Montana - Nobody else?!? (This is all a cursory google search, subject to actual research by anyone that care more than me.)
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Dr. Video Games 0135 posted:Girlfriend is an rear end in a top hat and that part about punishing her is real gross, but picturing a grown-rear end adult shrieking like a banshee at the sight of a goofy doll is one of the funniest loving things to come out of r/r I was laughing pretty hard at how obviously his shrieking fear was giving her this huge adrenaline rush, so he kept getting more scared and she kept getting more excited and it all culminates in her climbing a fence and diving into a pool to save a doll as he basically gets in his car and runs away from fear. It just kept getting more and more wild until they were both acting like crazy people
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Motronic posted:She needs to get knocked up by their dad next. I believe that is called the "full Charles II"
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blarzgh posted:(This is all a cursory google search, subject to actual research by anyone that care more than me.) It depends on the nature of the relationship as well, and typically falls under general gifts. In some states you only have to give the ring back if it is a clear promisory to marriage, basically a contractual downpayment youre clawing back. Regardless, in this womans case since her fiance had an open relationship hes kind of botched the whole thing because itll be hard to prove the ring is tied to marriage since you know the whole lets go gently caress other people.
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Barudak posted:It depends on the nature of the relationship as well, and typically falls under general gifts. In some states you only have to give the ring back if it is a clear promisory to marriage, basically a contractual downpayment youre clawing back. that's some suspiciously in-depth legal knowledge
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Play posted:that's some suspiciously in-depth legal knowledge Im also very familiar with Tiffany's return policy
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Barudak posted:Im also very familiar with Tiffany's return policy "yeah, they know me here" 
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it's been ten pages shut up about bosnian kid you fuckin weirdos
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CalamityKate posted:My (29yoF) ex (30yoM) and I have a daughter together (4yo). We have been broken up for 2 years. His brother (25yoM) and I have been dating for a year and I just found out I’m pregnant. My ex doesn’t even know that we are dating. Why do I feel so guilty? What do I do? I was friends with a kid who had a family like this. Actual dad went to jail and uncle took in him and his mom and sister. A few years later and they had a new more than half brother.
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Pick posted:The mother being very obviously fakely suicidal to bait the couple into not alerting the police, who had the entire rest of the family there on speakerphone or something, I mean drat there are some fuckin layers. This is roughly what happened to my wife and I with her mom and I posted earlier in the thread. Batshit crazy woman. We've gone no-loving-contact-ever on her and her enabling husband. flick my Mr. Bean fucked around with this message at 23:25 on Nov 14, 2018 |
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bell jar posted:it's been ten pages shut up about bosnian kid you fuckin weirdos What the gently caress are you talking about, Walter?
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