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VideoGameVet
May 14, 2005

It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion. It is by the juice of Java that pedaling acquires speed, the teeth acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion.

Sensible Republican Cloth Coat

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Confounding Factor
Jul 4, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
The obsession conservatives have with poor people and money. AOC could be dressed in tattered rags and Fox News would have an article how she overspent at a fabric store to patch up her clothes.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

eke out posted:

"we can't answer some because UUHHHHHH "

don't say we'd lie don't say we'd lie...

"we'd lie"

https://twitter.com/BradMossEsq/status/1063193857146392578

Its been a while since Rudy said something incredibly dumb on record, I was beginning to worry about him

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



Confounding Factor posted:

The obsession conservatives have with poor people and money. AOC could be dressed in tattered rags and Fox News would have an article how she overspent at a fabric store to patch up her clothes.

BREAKING: based on her livestreams, we have confirmed AOC owns both an Instant Pot and a refrigerator, yet claims to sometimes struggle to make ends meet - what else is she hiding from us?

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

"As you can see of these pictures I took of Ocasio Cortez sleeping in her room at night, she has a goose down pillow! Furthermore, in these bathroom shots you can tell she buys the expensive 2 ply toilet paper... why are you all looking at me like that?"

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Confounding Factor posted:

The obsession conservatives have with poor people and money. AOC could be dressed in tattered rags and Fox News would have an article how she overspent at a fabric store to patch up her clothes.

They just hate and are existentially threatened by her.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I hear she even has a smartphone

Confounding Factor
Jul 4, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

eke out posted:

BREAKING: based on her livestreams, we have confirmed AOC owns both an Instant Pot and a refrigerator, yet claims to sometimes struggle to make ends meet - what else is she hiding from us?

Lol its like that Fox News graphic:

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

CuddleCryptid posted:

Is she even technically employed right now? Most apartments require salary statements to rent. I'm sure that being a Senator can get that waived, but still

She's (going to be) a House Rep.

Maybe someday she'll primary Schumer :swoon:

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Crow Jane posted:

I hear she even has a smartphone

i bet it's an Obamaphone...

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


Confounding Factor posted:

The obsession conservatives have with poor people and money. AOC could be dressed in tattered rags and Fox News would have an article how she overspent at a fabric store to patch up her clothes.

They'd flip to talking about how someone who can't even dress properly shouldn't be serving in Congress, did she spend it all on kale and almonds, blah blah blah.

El Pollo Blanco
Jun 12, 2013

by sebmojo
Isn't the AOC "has 15k in savings" thing false, and she actually has like 15 to 40k of student loan debt?

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

mcmagic posted:

i bet it's an Obamaphone...

Probably has a fancy hip hop ringtone too

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747
Pretty women are supposed to want to be my wife and raise my kids and laugh at my jokes. They're not supposed to be socialists.

Jealous Cow
Apr 4, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1063194645021290496

Robot Hobo
May 18, 2002

robothobo.com

Confounding Factor posted:

The obsession conservatives have with poor people and money. AOC could be dressed in tattered rags and Fox News would have an article how she overspent at a fabric store to patch up her clothes.
If her outfit looked even slightly ill-fitting or shabby, the stories would all be about how she's a slob. "How can we trust her to take this job seriously if she won't even bother dressing the part?"... and then probably some dig at millennials and how awful it is that they don't want to wear three-piece suits to their lovely minimum-wage part-time jobs.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

OAquinas posted:

She's (going to be) a House Rep.

Maybe someday she'll primary Schumer :swoon:

gently caress that, Ocasio-Cortez for president in... Uh... counts on fingers 2024!

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Ague Proof posted:

They've finally moved on from David Hogg and on to a new target.

Remember when the CHUDs were obsessed with gender swapping Hogg and writing elaborate sex fantasies about him, all “ironically” of course? That was a thing.

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

mcmagic posted:

I never got that... Are people saying that 15k is savings at 29 years old makes her rich? She's supposed to dig into her "massive" 15k of savings just to live day to day because why?

In this economy? She's practically a Millenial Millionaire. She could probably eat out a solid twice a week

OAquinas posted:

She's (going to be) a House Rep.

Maybe someday she'll primary Schumer :swoon:

Right, house rep, I misspoke. Still, same effect

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Remember when the CHUDs were obsessed with gender swapping Hogg and writing elaborate sex fantasies about him, all “ironically” of course? That was a thing.

The most "wonderful" part was how eager they were to exclaim how un-ironically they were taking it very quickly.

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.
I can tell from careful examination of the reflections on carpet fibers that AOC's shoes do, in fact, have red bottoms.

skylined!
Apr 6, 2012

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

Jaxyon posted:

You can't tell anything from that shot, it's basically her wearing your avaerage busines-formal outfit.

If you go to Goodwill near a rich area you can find poo poo that is amazing, that's how I have a tailored tuxedo despite literally never ever having worn it.

Ya same. I’d go to the good Will in Roswell outside Atlanta once a year and spend $50 on some nice stuff when I managed in catering because it was all really nice and I knew I would ruin it in a year.

Got some dead peoples tailored suits for super cheap.

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
Never mind AOC, what the gently caress is up with that carpet.

Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.
In the conservative mind, if you're poor, it's because of one of two reasons:

1) you're lazy (no income)
2) you're poo poo with money (so you "waste" your income)

After many years of speaking with conservatives I can tell you that what qualifies as "laziness" is working less than 60 hours per week and what qualifies as a "spendthrift" is literally "anything beyond the absolute basics to physically survive" They'll tell you with a straight face that some poor person should work two jobs and eat nothing but beans and rice for 7 years in a tiny bare apartment with a single chair just to afford some small signifier of middle-class existence. Anything less is self-sabotage to a conservative.

edit: it goes without saying that none of them had to do this

Megaman's Jockstrap fucked around with this message at 23:37 on Nov 15, 2018

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Tayter Swift posted:

Never mind AOC, what the gently caress is up with that carpet.

Is it even carpet? Looks like adhesive residue left over after scraping up vinyl/linoleum tiles.

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Tayter Swift posted:

Never mind AOC, what the gently caress is up with that carpet.

Yeah, it legit looks like they actually just got done ripping up a bunch of carpet squares.

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005


Meanwhile

https://twitter.com/ScottforFlorida/status/1063165720442425346

Ignoring the fact that you can still challenge any ballot that has failed the "signature match" for several more days

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Whoever this guy is, he's having an EXTREMELY normal one on Twitter

https://twitter.com/eScarry/status/316584020211269632?s=19

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Conservatives read The Jungle and think that the immigrant would have made it if he made smarter decisions

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.

Ha, look at that ratio.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002


Scott specifically wants to avoid the hand recount of the "undervotes", as that's the population of potential votes that - if a machine error was the reason there were so many excess undervotes in Broward - can easily overturn the result.

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

This guy might be some kind of weirdo

https://twitter.com/eScarry/status/944701570066903045

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009

Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

In the conservative mind, if you're poor, it's because of one of two reasons:

1) you're lazy (no income)
2) you're poo poo with money (so you "waste" your income)

After many years of speaking with conservatives I can tell you that what qualifies as "laziness" is working less than 60 hours per week and what qualifies as a "spendthrift" is literally "anything beyond the absolute basics to physically survive" They'll tell you with a straight face that some poor person should work two jobs and eat nothing but beans and rice for 7 years in a tiny bare apartment with a single chair just to afford some small signifier of middle-class existence. Anything less is self-sabotage to a conservative.

edit: it goes without saying that none of them had to do this

Third reason which is strongly related to the two is that you are simply a bad person and do not deserve these things. Poverty is a punishment and lightening it doesn't rectify their wickedness. Spare the rod and spoil the child

skylined!
Apr 6, 2012

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON
Is there a primary challenger for Tim Ryan yet because holy poo poo gently caress this guy

https://twitter.com/emilymbadger/status/1063184904664633350?s=21

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

That signature matching thing is such bullshit and needs to be banned in the new Voting Rights Act that wont ever get passed anyway because this country sucks

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Grapplejack posted:

This is an intensely creepy and hosed up Twitter post, good Lord.

Posting creepshots to own the libs

The Creepy world of Eddie Scarry

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

https://twitter.com/dprk_news/status/1063090237973266433?s=21

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

The Pussy Boss posted:

That signature matching thing is such bullshit and needs to be banned in the new Voting Rights Act that wont ever get passed anyway because this country sucks

Is it set up in a way that the person doing it can use stricter standards on black- sounding names? Because if that's possible I'd be astounded if it wasn't actually happening to some degree

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

Uuuuuugh

I hope he's just in it for the book deal and not seriously trying but either way anybody who votes for him in the primary is an idiot

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eke out
Feb 24, 2013



I keep thinking Nelson is out but I also, rationally, know that Rick Scott wouldn't be so obviously terrified of a hand recount of the potential-undervote if he thought he'd definitely won

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