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Luneshot posted:The space laser poo poo is especially baffling because one person with the right wind and weather conditions, half a brain, and a lighter could start the same fire, and be not only more discreet but also a hell of a lot cheaper than your bazillion-dollar orbital laser. But orbital beam weapons are cool as hell
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Luneshot posted:The space laser poo poo is especially baffling because one person with the right wind and weather conditions, half a brain, and a lighter could start the same fire, and be not only more discreet but also a hell of a lot cheaper than your bazillion-dollar orbital laser. that doesn't blame obama's government tho
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Luneshot posted:The space laser poo poo is especially baffling because one person with the right wind and weather conditions, half a brain, and a lighter could start the same fire, and be not only more discreet but also a hell of a lot cheaper than your bazillion-dollar orbital laser. yeah but think of all the jobs created by a bazillion dollar orbital laser
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those wildfires burning in a region prone to wildfires were started by a secret space laser weapon do you have some other explanation? Homocow has issued a correction as of 21:13 on Nov 16, 2018 |
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Dead Beef posted:those wildfires burning a region prone to wildfires were started by a secret space laser weapon aliens
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Addamere posted:aliens reverse engineering an alien fighter is where we got the orbital laser technology its the only explanation that makes sense!
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:reverse engineering an alien fighter is where we got the orbital laser technology independence day was a documentary
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would orbital beam weapons even work against targets beneath the atmosphere?
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Dolomite posted:independence day was a documentary an episode of the x-files features "warbird-class" orbital space lasers shooting at mulder and guest star invisigoth
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Dolomite posted:independence day was a documentary except we get trump as president
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Addamere posted:would orbital beam weapons even work against targets beneath the atmosphere? Adaptive optics op
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Johnny Cash came back from the dead to finish killing off the California condor.
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Lawman 0 posted:Adaptive optics op trump ... good? but how does this apply to laser
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Luneshot posted:The space laser poo poo is especially baffling because one person with the right wind and weather conditions, half a brain, and a lighter could start the same fire, and be not only more discreet but also a hell of a lot cheaper than your bazillion-dollar orbital laser. The funnier and probably correct conspiracy theory is that PG&E started the space laser conspiracy theory online to distract from its own culpability
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Algund Eenboom posted:The funnier and probably correct conspiracy theory is that PG&E started the space laser conspiracy theory online to distract from its own culpability elong musk issued his flamethrowers to fans in the area to clear it out for his hyperloop obviously
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shoot hurricane with space laser to break it up instead of nuke
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Also wouldn’t a laser ablate metal instead of melting it?
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Not if the movies are to be believed
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Lote posted:Also wouldn’t a laser ablate metal instead of melting it? thats why you use PHASERS, duh ... what if the secret space weapons are disruptors instead? 
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VectorSigma posted:nobody tell the loonies that you can't actually see laser beams, especially ir lasers used in weapons no no no the cia's cancer satellite is the one that has invisible beams
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Guys, isn't it obvious that these fires were a result of the secret new weapon NK recently tested?
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the fires are so deadly because of the winds which caused the fire to spread fast has anyone suggested weather-control weapons yet? some combination of lasers and weather-control
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https://twitter.com/chrismichel/status/1063473119447240704 cool to have a major city's air be completely toxic and not adequately warn people or really do poo poo about it!!
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fyi https://twitter.com/swamidigital/status/1063267663957307392
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do you mean to tell me the capitalists are selling useless placebos to idiots??
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you think thats "air" yer breathin?
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like you don't need to put a number on it you can visually ascertain even from that guy's video that it's Bad Out
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asthma means I have an air quality sensor built into my body 
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Gunshow Poophole posted:like you don't need to put a number on it you can visually ascertain even from that guy's video that it's Bad Out This is America, buddy. We don't just respond to things that obviously require intervention. Yeah sure maybe it's "bad out", but what do you expect us to do about that? It's "bad out" everywhere! Until you bring that air down to the office and fill out some forms for means tested tax credits, we've got no way to know how "bad out" it is.
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Dead Beef posted:asthma means I have an air quality sensor built into my body you are like a cyborg superhero! 
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Addamere posted:do you mean to tell me the capitalists are selling useless placebos to idiots?? cross promotion opportunity: have the sensor pop up an ad for a particular respirator when it reads "very unhealthy" or worse!
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Addamere posted:This is America, buddy. We don't just respond to things that obviously require intervention. Yeah sure maybe it's "bad out", but what do you expect us to do about that? It's "bad out" everywhere! Until you bring that air down to the office and fill out some forms for means tested tax credits, we've got no way to know how "bad out" it is. i was about to make this post myself because u see as soon as we have attached a Number to the Badness, we can all congratulate ourselves on a job well done and all the loving people debating over the accuracy of sensors are doing exactly what we are ironically posting 
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Gunshow Poophole posted:i was about to make this post myself welcome to 2018 binch, whoo can't wait for 2019
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https://twitter.com/lisatozzi/status/1063558747451211776 nice job capitalism
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lol https://twitter.com/AlexisRoucourt/status/1063209037867577344
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Vox Nihili posted:Lol my chest hurts lol look at this idiot liveposting his death
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Lastgirl posted:https://twitter.com/lisatozzi/status/1063558747451211776 when there were fires near the city here they ran out of $10 breathing masks and then people started selling them on craigslist for 50 bucks a pop
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Al! posted:when there were fires near the city here they ran out of $10 breathing masks and then people started selling them on craigslist for 50 bucks a pop look the invisible hand of the free market knows best you dumbass leftist
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