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the mars rover frantically searching the surface of mars but sadly unable to fulfill its purpose
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Luvcow posted:the mars rover frantically searching the surface of mars but sadly unable to fulfill its purpose *trailer music turns happy* until... *shot of matt damon farming potatoes*
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alnilam posted:*trailer music turns happy* until... *shot of matt damon farming potatoes* lmao
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Luvcow posted:the mars rover frantically searching the surface of mars but sadly unable to fulfill its purpose SUCK-e ---------------- |
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what about the inverse... a regular everyday dick sucking robot but programmed to act out the plot's of movies... wouldn't that be wild lol
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alnilam posted:what about the inverse... a regular everyday dick sucking robot but programmed to act out the plot's of movies... wouldn't that be wild lol |
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got any sevens posted:SUCK-e the baffling but surprisingly heart warming sequel to wall-e that nobody knew they wanted
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Arrogant champion racing robot: You'll never win the big race! You're a dick sucking trolley robot! Sucking dicks is all you were made to do! You can't be something you're not! DSTR: We'll see about that! Just watch! Come race day, you'll be the one going down! (training montage that consists mostly of the robot getting distracted and sucking dicks) DSTR: Actually, you were right. |
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opposing coach: but ref, the rules specifically say . . . [cut to closeup of referee's face, bright red, eyes crossed] I'll allow it
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Manifisto posted:opposing coach: but ref, the rules specifically say . . .
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Luvcow posted:luke's aunt telling him to go get some droids from the jawas because she doesn't want his uncle to go for the fourth time this week Luke frantically climbing out of the medical tanks to give himself a technologically advanced handy asap with his new robot hand
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alnilam posted:Twilight zone where william shatner keeps looking out the airplane window and see a dick sucking trolley robot trying to suck off the jet engine intake which will break the engine The episode with the guy breaking his glasses except he breaks his dick sucking trolley bot, and his glasses. ---------------- |
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futurama's most beloved character; sucker |
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sucker: alcohol fuels my power cells fry: and what are the cigars for? sucker: they remind me of dicks |
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Manifisto posted:opposing coach: but ref, the rules specifically say . . . |
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Jane, but all the apes are replaced by DSR's that learn at a geometric rate
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blaise rascal posted:I’m excited for I, Dick Sucking Trolley Robot, but the poster featuring Will Smith holding a gun makes me nervous that the film will be more about action than about the philosophy of dick sucking. How did nobody else do I, Robot yet?? drat. Nice work. ferroque posted:still not really sure what this thread is Plots of movies, but they have dick-sucking trolley robots instead of the normal aspects of the movie. I don't like the acronym DSR, because it just implies a dick sucking robot: It needs to be a DSTR, dick-sucking trolley robot. The trolley is extremely important for humor reasons, because it has to roll up really slowly and awkwardly. |
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got any sevens posted:lowtax's robot spine will be a DSTR oh my god theyre turning lowtax into a robot a dick sucking trolley robot |
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Nosfereefer posted:oh my god theyre turning lowtax into a robot "ma'am we did what we could but he was pretty far gone... we were able to save his head and his hands though and there's this new procedure we've been working on so we went ahead and attached them to this medical grade trolly" *dstr creakily rolls out from behind the medical curtains*
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Nosfereefer posted:lowtax: i didnt ask for this
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Nosfereefer posted:lowtax: i didnt ask for this |
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Lowtax talks with the doctors about the different possible robots they could turn him into, knowing full well that there is only one option that could give him any hope of paying off his medical bills.
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Nosfereefer posted:lowtax: i didnt ask for this |
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joke_explainer posted:How did nobody else do I, Robot yet?? drat. Nice work. hmm, what other famous robot-themed movies are there? oh I know, the matrix: “You take this pill,” said Morpheus, holding out a Viagra, “and you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.”
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An 80s sitcom where the rascally ne’er-do-well teenage son has brought home a dick sucking trolley robot, and is trying to convince his family that the robot is his human girlfriend, and her face just looks like that because she is “surprised”
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2001, but the monoliths are replaced by DSTR. "Oh my God! It's full of . . ." |
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blaise rascal posted:An 80s sitcom where the rascally ne’er-do-well teenage son has brought home a dick sucking trolley robot, and is trying to convince his family that the robot is his human girlfriend, and her face just looks like that because she is “surprised” [cut to closeup of dad’s face, bright red, eyes crossed] I'll allow it
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fluffieduckie: okay the dick sucking trolley robot thread has gone on for way too long. time to finally gas it [cut to closeup of alnilam’s face, bright red, eyes crossed] I won’t allow it
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blaise rascal posted:the mom character, talking to the dad character: honey, this is ridiculous! make our son get this thing out of the house! |
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blaise rascal posted:fluffieduckie: okay the dick sucking trolley robot thread has gone on for way too long. time to finally gas it we just need a corkscrew-shaped sucker for duckie's robot, he jelly got any sevens fucked around with this message at 18:09 on Nov 18, 2018 ---------------- |
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got any sevens posted:we just need a corkscrew-shaped sucker for duckie's robot
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blaise rascal posted:fluffieduckie: okay the dick sucking trolley robot thread has gone on for way too long. time to finally gas it lmao
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Nosfereefer posted:oh my god theyre turning lowtax into a robot at least people will start signing up for the forums again! |
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