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Fire Safety Doug
Sep 3, 2006

99 % caffeine free is 99 % not my kinda thing

So do things like these happen as a result of egomaniac coaches thinking they can polish turds, the scarcity of even semi-serviceable QB talent, a bit of both, or...?

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

and Kaep just won his collusion suit

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Fire Safety Doug posted:

So do things like these happen as a result of egomaniac coaches thinking they can polish turds, the scarcity of even semi-serviceable QB talent, a bit of both, or...?

I’m just guessing, but I sort of assume some of these workouts are done as like a favor for the agents.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

Fire Safety Doug posted:

So do things like these happen as a result of egomaniac coaches thinking they can polish turds, the scarcity of even semi-serviceable QB talent, a bit of both, or...?

My only guess is that the Lions play the Bills later this season, so maybe they were trying to pick his brain some? But otherwise, even at his worst Stafford is a much better QB than Peterman and I'd even take loving Cassel over that dumpster fire.

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

No Butt Stuff posted:

Airtight.

Unlike her rear end

:yikes:

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

I'm sorry guys. That joke was in poor taste and did not convey my actual intent. Kobe is a rapist and that wasn't funny.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

fsif posted:

I’m just guessing, but I sort of assume some of these workouts are done as like a favor for the agents.

TBF it doesn’t specify who at the Lions organization he worked out for, for all we know his agent had a buddy that opened a side door and let him throw the ball around with some unpaid interns or the janitors?

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

lol

are they thinking about trading Cassel maybe?

EugeneJ fucked around with this message at 04:24 on Nov 18, 2018

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

EugeneJ posted:

lol

are they thinking about trading Cassel maybe?
The trade deadline was weeks ago and Cassel has no trade value.

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1064005526336536576?s=21

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hihEhsdwiIk

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I can't believe the Chargers contacted Dr. Herbert West.

They must have been truly desperate.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I just hope Proto-Bosa doesn't explode into a mist of dusty bone marrow the instant he makes contact with an opposing player.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
omg

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Gonz posted:

I just hope Proto-Bosa doesn't explode into a mist of dusty bone marrow the instant he makes contact with an opposing player.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-suhRCpfME

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
The Worcestershire sauce embalming fluid trick I see

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
A lot of people don’t know that Joey Bosa just finished filming “Dead Guy 2: Back from the Dead”.

Directed by Christopher Reeve. Spring 2019.

Joey Bosa can also summon feral ghouls, now.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Short derail from the Bosa jokes and then we can get back to them, I promise.

If the Chargers are adding a fresh Bosa to the team who is even 75% of what he normally is.... That's a huge, huge addition

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I would be happy if the Chargers won the Big Game™

OperaMouse
Oct 30, 2010

Lions still plays the Bills in 4 weeks. Isn't it a bit early to mine Peterman for info?

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
The Lions need every advantage they can get to stand up to that unstoppable Matt Barkley-led offense.

Hako
Jul 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

OperaMouse posted:

Lions still plays the Bills in 4 weeks. Isn't it a bit early to mine Peterman for info?

If you have to mine for info against the Bill offense you aren't a very good football team (which the Lions aren't) and you should be focused on tanking.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
I want a Chargers Bears SB this year.

Hako
Jul 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

CyberPingu posted:

I want a Chargers Bears SB this year.

Now that Cutler is gone that is what you want? A Culter/Rivers SB would have given us gifs for yearssssssssssssss

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Hako posted:

Now that Cutler is gone that is what you want? A Culter/Rivers SB would have given us gifs for yearssssssssssssss

It's more "Now the Eagles have got a SB". Also my wife is a Bears fan and my "AFC team" are the Chargers.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Adam Schefter is reporting on ESPN that the Browns have approached Condy Rice about a coaching job.


What

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/allanbell247/status/1064179903346675713?s=21

Ummmm

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1064180695797518336?s=21

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

That's one way to handle the rooney rule.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Condy is a big Browns fan.



This is not a good idea though.

Durandal1707
Oct 11, 2013

Yikes.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Do it Bill.

MalarkeyToboggan
Jan 4, 2015



So that story basically says that they want to trade him because otherwise they have to make him the highest paid CB in the NFL.

Isn't Khan super rich? Why would the jags care about one big contract?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







That rice story has to be some complicated scheme for haslam to get out of federal charges.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1064186019174600704

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

MalarkeyToboggan posted:

So that story basically says that they want to trade him because otherwise they have to make him the highest paid CB in the NFL.

Isn't Khan super rich? Why would the jags care about one big contract?

Saving up for the move to London.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

MalarkeyToboggan posted:

So that story basically says that they want to trade him because otherwise they have to make him the highest paid CB in the NFL.

Isn't Khan super rich? Why would the jags care about one big contract?

They're 11mil over the cap next year.

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

MalarkeyToboggan posted:

So that story basically says that they want to trade him because otherwise they have to make him the highest paid CB in the NFL.

Isn't Khan super rich? Why would the jags care about one big contract?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salary_cap

MalarkeyToboggan
Jan 4, 2015



Ches Neckbeard posted:

They're 11mil over the cap next year.

Yeah but Ramsey still has one year left on his rookie deal and a fifth year option after that. Trading him still won't get them under the cap. There are other players making way more that they could be trading.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

:getin:

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MalarkeyToboggan
Jan 4, 2015



https://mobile.twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1064194271748726784

Schefter with the scoop and immediately with another scoop debunking his former scoop.

That's like an NBA player deliberately missing a shot to pad his rebounding stats.

MalarkeyToboggan fucked around with this message at 17:37 on Nov 18, 2018

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