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ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

bike tory posted:

In NZ, which has the same sweet potatoes as Japan, it's generally treated the same as pumpkin in savoury dishes. So like baked/roasted/boiled and eaten with meat. It was weird to me seeing it honey or sugar coated here in Japan

The hilarious bit here is that I saw "generally treated the same as pumpkin" and was nodding along until I saw "savory". I have difficulty telling apart sweet potato pie and pumpkin pie here in the US.

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stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

chitoryu12 posted:

That's not a "use", that's an emetic.

being an emetic is a use so you're triple wrong

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

I have never heard the same recipe twice for liquid cocaine. I think liquid cocaine is just the liquor version of hitting every tap on the soda fountain.
i'm a bartender for what it's worth

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

OutsideAngel
May 4, 2008

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

3 oz of bourbon, and 3 oz of bitters

I had a really good cocktail at a bar in Kobe that was like 2 oz bourbon, 1/2 oz lemon juice, 1/2 oz syrup, and a whole 1 oz bitters. I was sure it was gonna be gnarly but it turned out delicious.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

I think I posted this here already. seems relevant though.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

uber_stoat posted:

I think I posted this here already. seems relevant though.



Christ! I like bitters! But no!

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


ulmont posted:

The hilarious bit here is that I saw "generally treated the same as pumpkin" and was nodding along until I saw "savory". I have difficulty telling apart sweet potato pie and pumpkin pie here in the US.
IIRC Americans call most pumpkins something else. Like, you don't call a butternut a pumpkin, only the big orange ones? I don't know about other countries (but I think it's one of those America (and maybe Canada) vs. literally everywhere else things) but in Australia we call all those things pumpkins. I've never eaten one of the big orange ones so I don't know, but maybe that accounts for the difference? Butternut, Jarrahdale Grey and Kent are the most common types of pumpkin here and they're all frequently used in savoury food.


chitoryu12 posted:

So remember that video of the blonde "bartender" teaching you how to make an Old Fashioned where it's just a pint glass of bourbon with some muddled fruit at the bottom?

Behold the entire 151 video playlist of every single thing she ever did.

Her dry martini is literally just gin or vodka. She specifically says that you'd expect there to be dry vermouth, but no, definitely not.

Her whiskey sour uses something called "sweet and sour mix" instead of sugar, lime juice instead of lemon juice, and no egg white.

Her screwdriver has got to be at least 40% vodka.

Her bloody mary contains "war-chester" sauce and, optionally, "horsh-radish". And, for some reason, orange juice and the liquid from a jar of olives.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

"Dry martini", perhaps counterintuitively, means less vermouth. It's "dry" as in wine--less sweet. This is indeed a common misconception because dry vermouth is less sweet than sweet vermouth, hence its name. Usually you'd say "extra dry" if you wanted no vermouth at all, but vermouth tends to get skipped entirely nowadays.

Whiskey sours, at least in the States, do tend to be just whiskey and sour mix (typically lemon-based, but the generic sours mixes tend to be a lemon-lime mix). If you want egg white and lemon specifically you're going to want to order a New York Sour or otherwise clarify.

Nothing wrong with a screwdriver that's at least 40% vodka except that it's up to %60 OJ.

Pronunciation and OJ aside, there's nothing wrong with a Bloody Mary with a dash of olive brine. Adds a bit more savory.

the videos are objectively awful but wow were those the wrong things to make a point of

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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

MariusLecter posted:

If I had money at all I'd try and figure out what I did before with rumple minze and chambord. Maybe those with some mineral water?
Probably just more iced tea tho.

The holiday period when my brother came back from Iraq was a blitz and a half.
It's where I was informed that a jack and coke is not a 1:1 ratio.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2O0wN_wpFE

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


FFT posted:

"Dry martini", perhaps counterintuitively, means less vermouth. It's "dry" as in wine--less sweet. This is indeed a common misconception because dry vermouth is less sweet than sweet vermouth, hence its name. Usually you'd say "extra dry" if you wanted no vermouth at all, but vermouth tends to get skipped entirely nowadays.
"Dry" means less vermouth, not none. If you want no vermouth at all, you say "gin". It's not a martini if it doesn't have any vermouth in it at all, it's just gin in a martini glass.

FFT posted:

Whiskey sours, at least in the States, do tend to be just whiskey and sour mix
My mistake, it seems, was criticising this specific person when I should have been criticising the entire country she lives in.

FFT posted:

Pronunciation and OJ aside, there's nothing wrong with a Bloody Mary with a dash of olive brine. Adds a bit more savory.
I mean, you can put anything you like in your own drinks, but if you're making videos to teach people how to make specific drinks then you don't add random ingredients to them.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
I've never had a whiskey sour without egg white in it. I live in California and know a few decent/divey whiskey bars that make it the correct way. They're delicious!

Egg whites are also delicious! Not that I drink it straight...

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Dry martial is kind of redundant nowadays since bars tend to not even have the old Tom gin or sweet vermouth that were once popular martini ingredients.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Tiggum posted:

"Dry" means less vermouth, not none.

I did mention that, yes.

I'm only a bartender by profession and the things I mentioned are mostly practicalities.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

In summary: in addition to "please don't open a steak restaurant"--please don't open a bar, Tiggum

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Cut down on the ice by like 90% and Would.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tiggum posted:

IIRC Americans call most pumpkins something else. Like, you don't call a butternut a pumpkin, only the big orange ones? I don't know about other countries (but I think it's one of those America (and maybe Canada) vs. literally everywhere else things) but in Australia we call all those things pumpkins. I've never eaten one of the big orange ones so I don't know, but maybe that accounts for the difference? Butternut, Jarrahdale Grey and Kent are the most common types of pumpkin here and they're all frequently used in savoury food.


Yeah, American pumpkins are a specific cultivar of Cucurbita pepo. Other cultivars get their own names.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

MariusLecter posted:

Cut down on the ice by like 90% and Would.

:same:

empty sea
Jul 17, 2011

gonna saddle my seahorse and float out to the sunset

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Honestly that sounds more like a salad than a pizza. The best pizza I had was arugula, parmesan and prosciutto, but with how much arugula was on it it was more like a hot salad experience.

also I will never order mushrooms on a pizza because no matter where you get it, they seem to use the same slimy/squeaky canned mushrooms that taste like nothing and have an awful texture. I hate olives but at least they taste like something (garbage).

I ate green olives today while thinking of this thread. They were delicious and salty. I took a big drink of my ice water with the olive in my mouth and it was like drinking a fantastic cold brine drink. A++ yummy.

I will agree that canned mushrooms are gross and pizza places often use them. But! Do you know the most unexpected pizza joint I have eaten at that had super fresh sliced mushrooms? Goddamn Little Caesar's. I don't know if it's true everywhere, but the one by my house has fresh sliced portabellas and fresh sliced onions and green peppers on a supreme. Like miles ahead in freshness of the mushrooms I'd ordered a supreme from other chains.

It's laughably more expensive than their 5 or 9 or whatever meat pizzas but the quality is hard to beat. There's something about the cheese at Little Caesar's that hits me right in the nostalgia/cheap ratio.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The wiki page for Cucurbita pepo is pretty interesting.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cucurbita_pepo

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

empty sea posted:

I ate green olives today while thinking of this thread. They were delicious and salty. I took a big drink of my ice water with the olive in my mouth and it was like drinking a fantastic cold brine drink. A++ yummy.



bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
There's a turkish grocery store near me that has an insane selection of olives that I'm pretty sure they stuff/brine themselves and it owns so hard.

Olives are great if you're not buying some cheap supermarket crap.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO


Recipe guide here.
https://imgur.com/gallery/BXaZgY1

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


FFT posted:

i'm a bartender for what it's worth

I’ll defer to you then, because I’ve only ever seen/had it prepared by loud bros at parties.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

atholbrose posted:

Why? Why why why? Why would you?

I have done this with kitchen shears while drunk because I couldn’t find the pizza cutter :smith:

Nameless Pete
May 8, 2007

Get a load of those...
Germane anecdote to this discussion. Once I drove by a billboard for a local casino advertising that they served "martini shrimp" and got real excited and curious until I saw they meant just regular ol' shrimp cocktail, since literally anything in a conical glass is considered a martini. I was deflated. I was mad. I took action.

Made a dry vermouth cream sauce after soaking some shrimp in gin overnight. Tossed it all together with green olives and cocktail onions over some angel hair pasta. One of the best meals I ever cooked. I don't bother much with the shrimp, olives or onions, but my vermouth noodles are part of my regular rotation now.

What was not great was the cocktail experiment I served with it. See, there's this restaurant in San Francisco called Tommy's Joynt with neon signs in the windows advertising "Corned Beef" and "Cocktails" but without a real space between them and I'd joke about what a corned beef cocktail would be like so many times that I had to do it at least once.

Thick sliced roast beef, soaked in Old Overholt Rye Whiskey (corned beef on rye, obvs). Served with a swiss cheese garnish and topped up with a splash of red cabbage juice (honestly, the last part was the downfall; too vinegary). The beef whiskey was awful. The whiskey beef was wonderful.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
That sounds incredible and I would even try the awful beef whiskey with it

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

FFT posted:

but vermouth tends to get skipped entirely nowadays.

What bar do you work at so I know where to not go tia

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

What bar do you work at so I know where to not go tia
vermouth pro tip

all the bars that keep the vermouth on the rails? don't get anything with vermouth there. that's step number one and it's the only step. vermouth spoils only slightly slower than wine (because it's fortified wine). i've previously worked at a high volume place where the managers refused to recognize what a terrible idea it was to keep even Dolin out with pour spouts without at least getting shoved in a fridge overnight.

i'm bartending at a decent bar now where the vermouth is kept chilled, but let me tell you, dry vermouth is kinda gross anyway. get some blanc vermouth instead, it's a bit sweet and doesn't detract from the spirit.

actually you know what gently caress all that. i'm not even going to try to defend dry vermouth. there's no reason for dry vermouth to continue existing.

sweet vermouth,--on the other hand--is actually useful. it actually adds something to the cocktails it's included in.

what's dry vermouth even good for but adding lovely fortified grape flavor to a chilled spirit?

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Blanc vermouth is useful because it's mildly sweet and also clear so it can be an interesting substitute.

Dry vermouth could possibly be France's worst export.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Dry vermouth is just fine in a martini. A martini that doesn't have any vermouth at all isn't "extra dry", it's just "cold gin". If someone asked for an extra dry martini and was upset that I gave them gin with a small splash of vermouth, I'd ask them just what they think a martini is.

An even better drink is a 50:50 with equal parts gin and vermouth. Bitters & Brass in Sanford makes theirs with Hayman's Old Tom Gin and it's a pretty mild, complex taste.

Edit: Also make your drat whiskey sour with egg white. Just like pisco sour. If you're making it from whiskey and sour mix, you're a bartender in the sense that you're a chef for putting refrigerated hamburger patties in the microwave.

Edit Edit: The New York Sour is distinguished by red wine like Malbec floated on top. It's not distinguished by egg white and fresh lemon juice.

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Yeah basically the only thing you've said that is close to what I'd consider correct is that vermouth spoils quickly and should be sealed and in the fridge. Just because the floor isn't sticky doesn't make where you work a "decent bar" lol

Tiggum posted:

My mistake, it seems, was criticising this specific person when I should have been criticising the entire country she lives in.

Don't judge the whole country, just judge the bad bars and bartenders that serve drinks like this. Any actual, respectable bar does it correctly, and knows wtf goes in a drink. Whiskey + Sour Mix is what you get well at a college shithole or Applebee's.

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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I assume most of the martini recipes that say to use little or no vermouth are the result of people trading in those one-uppish "Just show it a picture of vermouth :smuggo:" kinds of pseudo-edgy James-Bond-wannabe rules, from the same kind of people who tell the waiter at the steakhouse "Whisper the word 'fire' in a nearby room".

Like dude, anyone can drink chilled gin in a martini glass. It doesn't make you a badass

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

And I like gin! I’ll drink a glass of gin by itself sometimes. But I’m not going to pretend that a martini with no other qualifiers is anything but gin, dry vermouth, and possibly orange bitters. The idea of a martini having no vermouth is up there with making an Old Fashioned with club soda.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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I just got a bottle of Hendrick's and oh my god

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

I just got Aviation Gin last night. I'm going to pop it open during rehearsal tonight (the show is Drunk Shakespeare so drinking heavily during rehearsal is encouraged).

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

3 oz of bourbon, and 3 oz of bitters
I am crying and gagging and laughing in equal amounts at this

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

MariusLecter posted:

Cut down on the ice by like 90% and Would.

Did you need a video to show you how though? Also yes there is excessive ice. Actually if I was served that at a bar I might even make them remake it with less ice because that's kind of a rip off.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Yodas thinkin bout thos olives

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
You guys ever hear about how Woodrow Wilson drank his martini?

First pour 3 ounces of bitters into a shoe.

A sunbeam should pass through a bottle of gin and shine onto the shoe.

Drink the contents of the shoe.

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