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Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM

Burt Sexual posted:

Jack is CHUD?

8:30 AM
Pool Report Schedule The President Plays Golf at Trump International Golf Club with Jack Nicklaus, son Gary and grandson G.T. (8:32 AM - )
Trump International Golf Club, West Palm Beach Closed Press

He lives in Palm Beach. Mar-a-Lago is in Palm Beach. They've probably known eachother for decades.

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A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Outrail posted:

What happens when the Trump wants to run for a seco d term and the repubs decide he's too much and back someone else? Does he run as an independent and split the red vote?

That ain't gonna happen. Assuming he makes it to 2020, Republicans wouldn't possibly back someone else because it'd destroy the party even worse than backing Trump.

Right now the only true supporters of the GOP are hardcore Trumpers. You split off from them and you're hosed. Their plan is probably to make it through Trump and then rebrand themselves "The New GOP - Better, Braver, and Bolder" and act like they were all hypnotized or something.

EDIT TO ADD: Jack Nicklaus probably has seen the piss tape.

A Fancy Hat fucked around with this message at 19:38 on Nov 21, 2018

Pondex
Jul 8, 2014

A Fancy Hat posted:

I hope Donald Trump Jr gets indicted on Thanksgiving and there's a photo of him with gravy all over his face being hauled out of Mar-a-lago or wherever the gently caress he's spending the day.

No no. The ultimate time to get him is early morning, before he has time to do his hair.

Just an angry, confused grandpa in boxers and mcD-stained undershirt getting perp-walked with comb-over down to his rear end.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

As a veteran, this a thousand god drat times.

My living grandpa is a Korea vet and is very left all things considered, a few weeks back said that he'd punch someone in the mouth if they came up to him with that "THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE REAL PATRIOT" stuff.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Yeah, the CHUD vote is too strong.

It's almost like the TEA Party thing was a terrible idea and radicalizing your own base to become more violent and racist and untrusting of education, news, government, and science was bound to eventually lead to literally the plot of Frankenstein.

Dickbutt Ouroboros
Nov 13, 2002

handbandit?
Son of a bitch!

Burt Sexual posted:

Jack is CHUD?

8:30 AM
Pool Report Schedule The President Plays Golf at Trump International Golf Club with Jack Nicklaus, son Gary and grandson G.T. (8:32 AM - )
Trump International Golf Club, West Palm Beach Closed Press

Who would have guessed that a professional golfer is a CHUD?

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Avirosb posted:

Yes but have you heard about the sharia though

Sharia bad (brown people)

The Bibble and Handmaid's Tale good! :downs:

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

It's a shame no liberal is strong enough to take up my "all conservatives must have mandatory lobotomies and abortions every 3 months"

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!
All I want for Christmas is a DJT Jr perp walk plastered across all 24/7 news channels.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

So instead of quotes I got pictures from T_D










1600 means 1600 cells

...Millenials ruining what and how? By existing?

What is the average age of user base of the "The Donald" anyway?

Gonna say 45?

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

A Fancy Hat posted:

Right now the only true supporters of the GOP are hardcore Trumpers. You split off from them and you're hosed. Their plan is probably to make it through Trump and then rebrand themselves "The New GOP - Better, Braver, and Bolder" and act like they were all hypnotized or something.

After Trump they're gonna pretend like nothing happened and the media will let them get away with it while any real penalties levied by the voting public will wither behind gerrymander fuckery.

At least in 30 or so years Florida will be gone so it'll be interesting to see how they make up for that deficit just before we all burn.

Longpig Bard
Dec 29, 2004



COMRADES posted:

Really cheap oil is bad for US producers relying on expensive methods of extraction and it's still expensive for me at the pump so lol 2x

Not really. US producers are still making money with oil above like $30. However, Saudi Arabia’s guts are falling out of their assholes at anything below like $70 and they can’t do poo poo about supplies to jack up the prices anymore.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/KatieBoWill/status/1065264516852797442

hell yeah can't wait to gun down some immigrants

Burning_Monk
Jan 11, 2005
Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to know

TulliusCicero posted:

...Millenials ruining what and how? By existing?

What is the average age of user base of the "The Donald" anyway?

Gonna say 45?

I'm going to say the average age is 2 years, plus code development time.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Burning_Monk posted:

I'm going to say the average age is 2 years, plus code development time.

:hmmyes:

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Fabulousity posted:

After Trump they're gonna pretend like nothing happened and the media will let them get away with it while any real penalties levied by the voting public will wither behind gerrymander fuckery.

At least in 30 or so years Florida will be gone so it'll be interesting to see how they make up for that deficit just before we all burn.

They'll try. The "moderates" will probably all get behind Mitt Romney for the republican nomination. But then Curt Schilling or Hulk Hogan or one of the actors from the Sopranos will declare and you can't beat that kind of celebrity with Mitt Romney.

The future of the republican party is crossing fingers, desperately hoping that some moron messiah doesn't pop up, while also knowing in the backs of their minds that unless he does they cannot win a general election.

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Imagine seeing this ad running in 2020*:

Dear American People,

I will not be debating President Trump as my mother said it's in bad taste to walk all over piss brain addled idiots.

Sincerely Your Next President,

MR. SOCIALISM

*you're welcome campaign manager, I wrote the only ad you'll need

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
https://twitter.com/jimsciutto/status/1065005959788064769?s=21

well, this bodes well for his independence. #BeSwamp

now one million sounds cheap but it’s not like he needed to spend any of that on convincing voters

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Burning_Monk posted:

I'm going to say the average age is 2 years, plus code development time.

:golfclap:

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Goddamned immigrants, crossing the border and having abortions :argh:

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee

Avirosb posted:

Goddamned immigrants, crossing the border and having abortions :argh:

https://twitter.com/nicklutsko/status/1065310979469320193?s=21

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
Jesus, piers Morgan trying to trump his rear end eating tweets

https://twitter.com/arianagrande/status/1065301295181914112?s=21

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


tangy yet delightful posted:

Imagine seeing this ad running in 2020*:

Dear American People,

I will not be debating President Trump as my mother said it's in bad taste to walk all over piss brain addled idiots.

Sincerely Your Next President,

MR. SOCIALISM

*you're welcome campaign manager, I wrote the only ad you'll need

More likely "it's me again, Hillary, and this time you're going to vote for me, or you're stuck with another 4 years of Trump"

*4 more years of Trump*

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

LordSloth posted:

Jesus, piers Morgan trying to trump his rear end eating tweets

https://twitter.com/arianagrande/status/1065301295181914112?s=21

I...don't...what?

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Powershift posted:

More likely "it's me again, Hillary, and this time you're going to vote for me, or you're stuck with another 4 years of Trump"

*4 more years of Trump*

It owns that there's only one person on Earth who could lose to Trump and Tom Perez has already decided she's the de facto winner of the 2020 primary and she's going to lose in a landslide and we're all going to be gassed by the Trumpenreich.

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Yeah, the CHUD vote is too strong.

It's almost like the TEA Party thing was a terrible idea and radicalizing your own base to become more violent and racist and untrusting of education, news, government, and science was bound to eventually lead to literally the plot of Frankenstein.

The Koch Bros and other funders of the Tea Party got what they wanted, though! So that's cool.

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


Burt Sexual posted:

Jack is CHUD?

8:30 AM
Pool Report Schedule The President Plays Golf at Trump International Golf Club with Jack Nicklaus, son Gary and grandson G.T. (8:32 AM - )
Trump International Golf Club, West Palm Beach Closed Press

that sucks, he's my favorite joker

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
Michelle Wolf is the hero we need in these trying times.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



LordSloth posted:

Jesus, piers Morgan trying to trump his rear end eating tweets

https://twitter.com/arianagrande/status/1065301295181914112?s=21

Piers Morgan and "masculine" are not words that come together in my mind

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

COMRADES posted:

The Koch Bros and other funders of the Tea Party got what they wanted, though! So that's cool.

Yeah two more conservative Supreme Court justices for the next 30+ years, how terrible for them!

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

TulliusCicero posted:

Piers Morgan and "masculine" are not words that come together in my mind

It's almost like anyone who has to tell you they're masculine or alpha or smart are definitely not, without exception.

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

I live in UT 4 and am extremely happy about McAdams.

Transmogrifier
Dec 10, 2004


Systems at max!

Lipstick Apathy

It's in response to this:
https://twitter.com/ArianaGrande/status/1065298951711031296
Which is in response to this:
https://twitter.com/joangrande/status/1065292793365458946

Minimum Syntaxing
Oct 29, 2008

He looks white, but he's the son of a black man!

I like how the part about crowd control and temporary detention is contained within the m-dashes like it’s the big surprising reveal of the tweet; because of course the use of lethal force is a totally normal and expected thing at this point, and mercy isn’t.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬




Should ask them what race the baby is, and just keep saying "hm, no that doesn't seem right" when they insist it's white.

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Flavahbeast posted:

that sucks, he's my favorite joker

Jack Nicklaus is a pro golfer, the actor is Jack Nicholson.

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

So instead of quotes I got pictures from T_D



1600 means 1600 cells

This one really makes me chuckle because "promote the general welfare" is in the first loving sentence.

Whether or not that's a legal mandate is a discussion for constitutional scholars but the point remains.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Pondex posted:

No no. The ultimate time to get him is early morning, before he has time to do his hair.

Just an angry, confused grandpa in boxers and mcD-stained undershirt getting perp-walked with comb-over down to his rear end.

While I appreciated the visual, the OP was talking about Junior FYI *shlurrrrp* ackshually

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Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


COMRADES posted:

Jack Nicklaus is a pro golfer, the actor is Jack Nicholson.
Oh yeah. The one that did the one-armed push-ups at the Oscars that time.

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