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Log into the game for any length of time, and you will encounter Citizens saying... just, unfathomably creepy poo poo This man has skin suits in his closet
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Atheist Sunglasses posted:welp, read about playing for free, downloaded the launcher from some random redditor since the games website is down and immediately got this error when trying to log in Yeah, I'm getting the same thing. Login servers are probably not working very well, either
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# ? Nov 23, 2018 19:55 |
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Badnewsbaron cant make the game run for poo poo and is loving re-streaming what he did this morning pretending to be playing the game
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# ? Nov 23, 2018 19:57 |
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My favorite part of these free-fly events is that they're all unmitigated clusterfucks that prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that CIG is a toilet-tier "game" development company that's so inept they can't get even the basics right, YET, like clockwork, the tweets and other reports from CIG during and after the event will imply that it was a great success that went off without a hitch, despite all available evidence to the contrary. And those reports will bring in more money.
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# ? Nov 23, 2018 20:11 |
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The free-fly events remind me of the time Sandi ate cookies while staring directly into the camera after catching a rash of poo poo for dumping boxes of donuts in front of a room full of fat people on diets. It's like an open challenge. "Check it out, assholes. We're cheating, we're lying, and we're showing it to you openly. What are you gonna do about it?"
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# ? Nov 23, 2018 20:17 |
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Sarsapariller posted:Log into the game for any length of time, and you will encounter Citizens saying... just, unfathomably creepy poo poo ?
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# ? Nov 23, 2018 20:18 |
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Scruffpuff posted:The free-fly events remind me of the time Sandi ate cookies while staring directly into the camera after catching a rash of poo poo for dumping boxes of donuts in front of a room full of fat people on diets. Oh, you mean that portion of the broadcast where Sandi sang a Third Reich song (But it totally wasn't) and then the footage was "lost" (even though it wasn't the "bad" song).
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# ? Nov 23, 2018 20:22 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Oh, you mean that portion of the broadcast where Sandi sang a Third Reich song (But it totally wasn't) and then the footage was "lost" (even though it wasn't the "bad" song). I miss those days. I want to do like Blizzard did and bring back CIG Vanilla, where the fuckups were multiple times a day, the Sandi/Chris/Ben and Jared show were in full swing, they were openly plagiarizing every source of art in existence to the point that the watermarks wound up in the game, and bragging multiple times a week that Rockstar might catch up. Maybe.
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# ? Nov 23, 2018 20:24 |
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Okay so I rented all the Anvil ships that I gave a poo poo about, flew back to Port O, and then cruised each one around. Here for your reading pleasure: SARSAPARILLER'S SASSY SHIP SPERGING A brief review of autism chariots Ordered by cost: Anvil Arrow Cost: $75 Guns: 2 gimbal, 2 auto turret, no idea on size- S2's? Seemed like "Gladius plus one." Also, some missiles. All guns slaved to pilot, this is a good fighter for that reason alone. Can It Do Anything But Fight: No. Speed: Zippy Reviewer's thoughts: So they basically said "What if Gladius, but 20 bucks cheaper and from a different company." It's kind of funny but most of the light and small fighters are actually the best combat ships in the game, because you don't have to rely on anyone else to run the terrible, terrible turret systems. This thing is ugly as poo poo but seems very effective. If it was priced sanely for a 6 year old MMO and combat was actually meaningful, I'd say "Sure, it's worth 12 bucks or whatever." But since combat means nothing in this game and the cost is seventy five of your hard earned dollars, stay the gently caress away. Anvil Gladiator Cost $164 worth of missiles that do not work Guns: 2 gimbal, 2 in a separate turret that you can't control without another player. Lots of missiles. Can It Do Anything But Fight: No. Speed: Sluggish Reviewer's thoughts: It's 164 loving dollars for a ship that can't do the primary thing it was meant for, because missiles are broken and have been broken for years. Basically for 90 bucks more than the Arrow, you get the same firepower only now you can't use it, and the ship is slower. I think it's actually kind of cool looking, and I like the concept of turreted bombers because I too have seen Star Wars. Unfortunately there's nothing to bomb in this game, and if there were you better loving believe that half the time the bombs would fall upwards or something. In another game, this would be a cool fighter and you'd have to defend a bunch of them as they bombed the mothership. In Star Citizen the mothership is a jpeg, the only ships worth bombing are effectively invincible, and you wasted 164 dollars. Super Hornet Cost $180 Guns: 2 nose gimbal, 2 wing gimbal, 2 auto turret. Some missiles. Can It Do Anything But Fight: Well it can carry a passenger I guess Speed: Zippy Reviewer's thoughts: I could review all the other Hornet variants but the reviews would amount to "Not as good as the super hornet" so why bother? This is the combat dogfighter. It used to be even better but at some point CIG decided it was punching too far above its weight, probably when they sold a shitload of other fighters, and so the gun size seems to have been nerfed really hard from back when I owned it. Doesn't matter though- with six guns all slaved to the pilot, this is one of the few fighters in the game where one player actually has direct control of all the firepower. Unfortunately it costs as much as three brand new triple-A games put together because Star Citizen's pricing is out of loving control. Also unfortunately, there's like, one combat mission in the whole game and everything else is box retrieval or delivery. Since none of these ships allows you to store boxes... it kind of ruins the entire Anvil lineup, to be honest. Anvil Hurricane Cost 195 big ones Guns: 2 nose gimbal, 4 in a separate turret. Bunch of missiles. Can It Do Anything But Fight: Nope! Speed: Some Reviewer's thoughts: This ship that irritates me. At some point CIG got tired of making shitloads of cash on the super hornet and went "What if Hornet, but 10 dollars more and BETTER" so they nerfed the SH and slapped a bunch of size 3 guns on a similar sized fighter. But obviously that would make it too good, so 4 of the guns are in a turret, which means you will never get to use them. So it's a fighter that does exactly the same thing as the Hornet, but worse if you're a single pilot, and costs even more money because gently caress you. Also it looks like an electric razor. Anvil Terrapin Cost 220 goddamn dollars Guns: 2 nose gimbal, nothing else Can It Do Anything But Fight: Yes Speed: Sluggish Reviewer's Thoughts: I thought this was the starting ship in the anvil lineup but then I went and looked up the price and it's over two hundred motherfucking dollars! This thing has 2 guns and a big radar and some cargo space. Radar's pointless because nothing in the game loads into your client past about 10km, 2 guns are pretty much a joke, and the cargo space does make this the first Anvil ship capable of actually playing Star Citizen in its current, actual state, but the ship costs two hundred loving dollars Jesus H Christ what is wrong with you CIG. It doesn't even come with the decorative but useless missiles that all the other ships get! 2 guns and a worthless radar, that's it! Give us 200 bucks! gently caress you! Anvil Valkyrie Cost 375 smackers Guns 2 nose gimabl, 1 regular turret, 2 remote turrets, 2 helicopter door guns Can It Do Anything But Fight: Yes Speed: Glacial Reviewer's Thoughts: This ship exists because of the landing scene in Aliens. That's it. You could load marines in here, if there were such a thing as marines. You can load vehicles in here, sometimes, if they don't jank the gently caress out. But there's no mission in the game requiring vehicles, and there is no ground combat, and there's definitely nothing that would require a combat dropship, so why does this exist? It exists because Aliens. Because stupid fat gently caress nerdlings will pay 375 ludicrous dollars to sit in a cockpit and go "In the pipe, five by five" and then grin to themselves because they just made the funniest movie reference holy poo poo. It has door guns, because space Vietnam, I guess, so you can clear your space LZ before you drop your space crew. Nobody will ever do any of those things. This thing costs more than your car payment. I despair for the future of gaming.
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# ? Nov 23, 2018 20:32 |
goin in the OP
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# ? Nov 23, 2018 21:11 |
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Sarsapariller posted:
Waiting for someone to tell Roberts "Game over man, game over."
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# ? Nov 23, 2018 21:11 |
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Finally got the free trial downloading. I have my monitor turned so my family can't see what I'm doing. My wife probably thinks I'm looking at porn, but what I'm actually doing is far, far worse.
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# ? Nov 23, 2018 21:18 |
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a mysterious cloak posted:Finally got the free trial downloading. I have my monitor turned so my family can't see what I'm doing.
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# ? Nov 23, 2018 21:23 |
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Hell when it is downloading there is no way to watch internet porn so you are safe.
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# ? Nov 23, 2018 21:23 |
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Sarsapariller posted:Okay so I rented all the Anvil ships that I gave a poo poo about, flew back to Port O, and then cruised each one around. Here for your reading pleasure:
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# ? Nov 23, 2018 21:23 |
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Star Citizer is finally good https://clips.twitch.tv/EmpathicAverageClintmullinsLitFam
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# ? Nov 23, 2018 21:33 |
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Check out the funding graph for the last few hours .... $100 one hour, $100,000 the next, then back to $100 then back to $100,000 again. Nice. (Phone posting else I'd post screen shot)
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# ? Nov 23, 2018 21:48 |
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I have played the store citizer on my poor 2500k/970gtx/8gbRAM fps was 50/60ish until I got to hurston where it cratered to 20, when I got to lorville it went down to 12 and once I had taken TWO TRAINS to the spaceport it was at 10. I ended my journey at the SHOWFLOOR but it had no ships oh well star citizen is good
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# ? Nov 23, 2018 21:52 |
Daztek posted:I have played the store citizer on my poor 2500k/970gtx/8gbRAM daz, who never got to fly with other goons
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# ? Nov 23, 2018 22:02 |
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Beet Wagon posted:daz, who never got to fly with other goons this was enough immersion for me
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# ? Nov 23, 2018 22:03 |
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Beet Wagon posted:goin in the OP
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# ? Nov 23, 2018 22:11 |
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Thank you, Sarsapariller. Star Citzen is blood. Why are so many of the NPCs black? Yet everybody in SQ42 is white.
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# ? Nov 23, 2018 22:21 |
lol Star Wraith is ganking people at Olisar but the servers are loving dying out from under him regularly https://www.twitch.tv/star_wraith great game. absolute gem
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# ? Nov 23, 2018 22:22 |
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That is loving glorious. I love how nothing has changed in 830 years. People still read paper books and magazines, they drink beverages from metal cans or paper cups, office chairs look like the latest models from 1982, etc. They're doing the worm, I'm dying AlbieQuirky fucked around with this message at 22:31 on Nov 23, 2018 |
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Sarsapariller posted:Log into the game for any length of time, and you will encounter Citizens saying... just, unfathomably creepy poo poo a lady of the evening... lol. In what loving century am I?
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# ? Nov 23, 2018 22:38 |
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a mysterious cloak posted:Finally got the free trial downloading. I have my monitor turned so my family can't see what I'm doing. These sickening truths can finally be revealed!
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# ? Nov 23, 2018 22:47 |
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Me too, config guy, and i don’t live in California.
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# ? Nov 23, 2018 22:52 |
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Can someone help me .... I need to have these flight models ranked from best to worst. A. Goat Simulator B. A Fossilised Pterodactyl C. Anything fired from a Trebuchet D. Star Citizen E. Explosive Diarrhoea F. Ms Pac-Man G. Tiger Woods ex-wife throwing a golf club H. The Titanic I. Herpes J. A snowflake in Jamaica K. Derek Smark flying off the handle over German graphic drivers L. God's Abflex M. Anyone going on a 16 hour long drink/drug binge with The Agent starting at 9:30 a.m. N. Chris's toupee O. A baby giraffe after going on a 16 hour long drink/drug binge with The Agent starting at 9:30 a.m.
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# ? Nov 23, 2018 22:56 |
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Herpes is superior to Star Citizen as it has managed to nail persistence and continual, meaningful releases.
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# ? Nov 23, 2018 22:59 |
Star Citizen: Saga of a New Player
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# ? Nov 23, 2018 23:00 |
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Ahh, so that will be the new narrative. No the game isn't a terrible pile of garbage, try it yourself. No, not during a free fly weekend, the goons and refundians DDos the game during those, which makes it look bad.
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# ? Nov 23, 2018 23:11 |
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gave the free fly thing a go for about 2 hours after not 'playing' this game for a few years with a free account. conclusion: cumbersome, overly complex for no reason, ran okay but with consistent periods of hitching, janky and clunky. nothing really "wowed" me. did not see or encounter anyone else out in the world. what stuck out the most was that it was boring as poo poo. has a lot in common with RDR2 on these grounds. maybe ill check in again in a few years to see if things improve, but...who are we kidding.
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# ? Nov 23, 2018 23:14 |
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For a company with 2 million registered (and playing) users, it seems weird that they can't hold any influx of people...
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# ? Nov 23, 2018 23:21 |
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https://clips.twitch.tv/PrettiestObedientCobblerOSsloth
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# ? Nov 23, 2018 23:45 |
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Full universe simulation. Living, breathing NPCs, controlling the economy.
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# ? Nov 23, 2018 23:47 |
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https://twitter.com/banditloaf/status/1065614595761602560
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# ? Nov 24, 2018 00:05 |
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https://twitter.com/MyRadarWX/status/1066063068784984065
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# ? Nov 24, 2018 00:10 |
quote:To be fair CIG uses Amazon's servers for stuff and it is black friday. heyooooooooooooooooooo
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# ? Nov 24, 2018 00:21 |
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Drunk Theory posted:Ahh, so that will be the new narrative. We are the bad netcode.
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# ? Nov 24, 2018 00:23 |
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I just saw this dude's twin in a bar. Fashion and haircuts certainly don't change in 830 years! Excuse me while I rewrap my wimple and clomp away in my wooden shoes.
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