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Papa Was A Video Toaster
Jan 9, 2011






I'm the mall reopening before sunrise.

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GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog
How many of you have a Christmas Bonus / Year End Bonus as a substantial (let's call it more than 10% of your total compensation each year) part of your income?

Do your coworkers go Full Moron with the windfall?

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

How many of you have a Christmas Bonus / Year End Bonus as a substantial (let's call it more than 10% of your total compensation each year) part of your income?

Do your coworkers go Full Moron with the windfall?

bo...nus? It that some kind of fish?

crazypeltast52
May 5, 2010



GoGoGadgetChris posted:

How many of you have a Christmas Bonus / Year End Bonus as a substantial (let's call it more than 10% of your total compensation each year) part of your income?

Do your coworkers go Full Moron with the windfall?

I wish we had content, but for us it is monthly so we are marginally better about it. I hope there are some good bonus BWM as I shitpost from the office on Friday.

UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008
Toilet Rascal
Oh I need to get a rant on Lincoln electrics pay structure when I get a chance then. They give a "bonus" that is usually 5 figures but it's overly complicated to hide the fact that it's part of your deffered overtime pay and your health insurance comes out of the bonus. Your bonus is also what gives you the general median pay for your job title to :shep:

Dr. Eldarion
Mar 21, 2001

Deal Dispatcher

BigDave posted:

bo...nus? It that some kind of fish?

I think it's a jelly of the month club.

ranbo das
Oct 16, 2013


My company gives a 3% bonus once a year and they treat it like it's a big deal. Also raises are capped at like 4% with most people getting 2.5% in a tech company.

Why yes we have ~60% yearly turnover for engineers why do you ask?

Sundae
Dec 1, 2005
We get nice bonuses but ours are in March, so (hopefully?) nobody is using plans of a bonus-to-be as justification for Christmas overspending.

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

Dr. Eldarion posted:

I think it's a jelly of the month club.

That's pretty low, mister. If I had a rubber hose, I would beat you.

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

Sundae posted:

We get nice bonuses but ours are in March, so (hopefully?) nobody is using plans of a bonus-to-be as justification for Christmas overspending.

Search your heart for the truth you already know.

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog
Those people rely on their bonus to pay their taxes, guaranteed.

Dik Hz
Feb 22, 2004

Fun with Science

We get a year-end bonus tied to profitability. But because our largest spend is raw materials, and a trade war kinda makes raw materials costs go up, we're not getting jack poo poo this year.

The president's trade war and impending 25% tariffs on Jan 1 has meant everyone in the industry is prebuying, driving up prices ahead of the tariff. I honestly think prices will go down with a 25% tariff imposed as compared to the market at the end of Q4 2018.

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

We get a yearly bonus in March or April, although I’m expecting a quarterly performance bonus, plus an end of year bonus dependent on amount of visits we did company wide, so I’m hoping for some coworkers to be less than frugal with them.

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
This is a new twist on "Married to a Man Child"

quote:

I (29F) can't talk to my husband (29M) about money, and he's starting to parrot "anti-capitalism" talk at me

We've been married a year, together for over six. I've always made more money than he does, even when we were still in university. I work at a non-profit now so I'm not making much. He's working just under full time, pulling in roughly 1/2 what I make.

Every time I talk to him about savings, or bills, or even changing our mortgage payments, he shuts down. He'll thank me for paying them (they're all in my name coming from my accounts) but won't talk about saving money, or finding cheaper providers, or even our long-term goals. He'll become angry and frustrated, and eventually revert back to the "it's not my fault, it's the system's fault" line. He's starting to engage in anti-capitalist, pro-communism discourse on social media; he blames "the system" for making him unmotivated and too exhausted to look for a better job.

I want kids, I want vacations, I want to fix up our house. I want him to not look at every conversation about money as a pissing contest - we're supposed to be in this together, but there are days I feel like I'm his mother doling out his allowance. Is this worth counseling? If we talk it out how can I approach it so he doesn't get defensive?

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/9yijzi/i_29f_cant_talk_to_my_husband_29m_about_money_and/

Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.
Well there's a shocker

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

How many of you have a Christmas Bonus / Year End Bonus as a substantial (let's call it more than 10% of your total compensation each year) part of your income?

Do your coworkers go Full Moron with the windfall?

yes but in my office it's mostly boring conversations about non-tax-advantaged retirement vehicles

although last year there was both an M5 and a RS5 purchased

Hoodwinker
Nov 7, 2005

Staryberry posted:

This is a new twist on "Married to a Man Child"
Let each marry according to their maturity, and divorce according to their man-childness.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Staryberry posted:

This is a new twist on "Married to a Man Child"

this describes 95% of AMAB male DSA members of A Certain Age 👍

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

this describes 95% of AMAB male DSA members of A Certain Age 👍

What do these acronyms mean?? You're making me feel Of A Certain Age!

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

Staryberry posted:

This is a new twist on "Married to a Man Child"

I know plenty of people who, having made terrible decisions throughout their life, decide that the far left is where they belong (as a way to hide their mediocrity)

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




Assigned male at birth, and Democratic socialists of America, a political party in the US.

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Staryberry posted:

This is a new twist on "Married to a Man Child"

lmao

hey she could find five bucks a month pretty easy by canceling his Chapo subscription

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

Staryberry posted:

This is a new twist on "Married to a Man Child"

Wonder what his username is.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Staryberry posted:

This is a new twist on "Married to a Man Child"

"Married to a C-Spam poster"

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

silvergoose posted:

Assigned male at birth, and Democratic socialists of America, a political party in the US.

DSA is an activist organization (we don't run candidates). Though those lines do blur, yes.

Blinkman987
Jul 10, 2008

Gender roles guilt me into being fat.
Yeah. One of the challenges I’ve found in left thinking is that the people are correct in that the system is rigged, but even in a more equal society they would still be below average achievers because they still wouldn’t have desirable skills or ability to produce. But still, the system is so hosed that they’re right. Being buffoons doesn’t make them wrong here.

I am six episodes into the MLM podcast and holy poo poo, the one that ends with the successful 31 seller being told how to target poor people when they get their checks was 😫. Also lol at her saying the rich people don’t buy. Yeah, products considered desirable among lower class people that have high end markups probably aren’t super appealing to rich people. Dub.

Verus
Jun 3, 2011

AUT INVENIAM VIAM AUT FACIAM

Staryberry posted:

This is a new twist on "Married to a Man Child"


AMA about being a literal communist who works for an investment bank and invests 90% of my net pay

(don't actually ask me, no one cares)

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

Verus posted:

AMA about being a literal communist who works for an investment bank and invests 90% of my net pay

(don't actually ask me, no one cares)

Isn't that just as inconsistent as being a Nazi rabbi?


quote:

I am six episodes into the MLM podcast and holy poo poo, the one that ends with the successful 31 seller being told how to target poor people when they get their checks was 😫. Also lol at her saying the rich people don’t buy. Yeah, products considered desirable among lower class people that have high end markups probably aren’t super appealing to rich people. Dub.

While it's an interesting topic, the hosts come off as being remarkably stupid, not to mention that the music they use as background is completely inappropriate for the tone they're going for.
As for content... They don't really say anything that couldn't be explained in much shorter time, with way less ads.

Redrum and Coke fucked around with this message at 03:43 on Nov 24, 2018

Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.
Don't doxx me

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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Murderball posted:

Don't doxx me



Unreported income is a no-no!

Hoodwinker
Nov 7, 2005

Murderball posted:

Don't doxx me


:frogsiren: GOOD POST ALERT :frogsiren:

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer
He should claim he reported his income but the IRS just didn’t see it before the 24 hour limit

lostleaf
Jul 12, 2009
Wait. What is premium Snapchat?

Papa Was A Video Toaster
Jan 9, 2011





lostleaf posted:

Wait. What is premium Snapchat?

You charge people money to be your friend on Snapchat. Either one time or recurring. It's not a feature of Snapchat, it might even be a ToS violation.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





lostleaf posted:

Wait. What is premium Snapchat?

Chargin for nudes

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

lostleaf posted:

Wait. What is premium Snapchat?

It's probably a regular snapchat that someone is charging for access to. You can imagine the type of people that would charge/pay for it :hchatter:

Blinkman987
Jul 10, 2008

Gender roles guilt me into being fat.

Non Serviam posted:

While it's an interesting topic, the hosts come off as being remarkably stupid, not to mention that the music they use as background is completely inappropriate for the tone they're going for.
As for content... They don't really say anything that couldn't be explained in much shorter time, with way less ads.

Agreed that they’re pretty dumb and lack any insightful commentary. I do like listening to the people involved in the MLMs though. That part is horrifying but I’m all-in.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Blinkman987 posted:

Agreed that they’re pretty dumb and lack any insightful commentary. I do like listening to the people involved in the MLMs though. That part is horrifying but I’m all-in.
Yeah I'm enjoying the MLM bits but the hosts and presentation are pretty bad. The ads crack me up because sometimes there's not a lot of segue so there's a few seconds where I think they're discussing another MLM.

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

Splicer posted:

Yeah I'm enjoying the MLM bits but the hosts and presentation are pretty bad. The ads crack me up because sometimes there's not a lot of segue so there's a few seconds where I think they're discussing another MLM.

As someone who isn't in the US, I find it fascinating how many meal services are advertised in these podcasts. Is it because in the US there are a lot of "food deserts" so that this might be the only "healthy" option for people who live far from supermarkets, or is take out really popular in the middle class to the point that blue apron would be cheaper?

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Non Serviam posted:

As someone who isn't in the US, I find it fascinating how many meal services are advertised in these podcasts. Is it because in the US there are a lot of "food deserts" so that this might be the only "healthy" option for people who live far from supermarkets, or is take out really popular in the middle class to the point that blue apron would be cheaper?

Oh sweet summer child, the actual business model doesn't matter anymore, the whole plan is to get through to IPO and exercise your stock options.

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