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incredible flesh
Oct 6, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

Furnaceface posted:

You made Vanya eat all that candy didnt you?
absolutely not, the closest thing vanya gets to eat candy is quail eggs. i accumulated it all into my biomass and now i thunder down the quaint rural laneways roaring TRICK OR TREAT, TRICK OR TREAT as i crush every citizen in my path. i am wider than a bus and more rapacious

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exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
got a beard trimmer today, look at the absolute state of this

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




exmarx posted:

got a beard trimmer today, look at the absolute state of this



man man man man men

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

exmarx posted:

got a beard trimmer today, look at the absolute state of this



Take a good hard look in the mirror and get hard looking at yourself

incredible flesh
Oct 6, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

exmarx posted:

got a beard trimmer today, look at the absolute state of this


incredible flesh
Oct 6, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo
that wasn't an "i love this" emptyquote, it was an "i'm literally speechless" emptyquote

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
boys rule girls drool

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

exmarx posted:

got a beard trimmer today, look at the absolute state of this



Gonna have to support capitalism now, nobody will ever compliment you like this under socialism. :smug:

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
you don't have a comb and a pair of scissors?

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




Is that from dollar shave club or whatever? I thought that was their whole gimmick

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




incredible flesh posted:

that wasn't an "i love this" emptyquote, it was an "i'm literally speechless" emptyquote

You're literally speechless that a company tried to use humor to sell its product?

incredible flesh
Oct 6, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

banned from Starbucks posted:

You're literally speechless that a company tried to use humor to sell its product?
there is nothing humorous about this situation. get out

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




Do old spice commercials send you into a quivering panic too

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Man, YouTubes algorithms are bullshit. No matter how many times I say not interested I still incessantly get recommended dumb poo poo about Jordan Peterson, Ben Shapiro, and the best liberal tears from Trump's election. Zero from the left.

incredible flesh
Oct 6, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

banned from Starbucks posted:

Do old spice commercials send you into a quivering panic too
yes

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
If that's the masculinity praise a regular beard gets, I'm really looking forward to what their products for back hair have to say.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
le old spice

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Volkerball posted:

Man, YouTubes algorithms are bullshit. No matter how many times I say not interested I still incessantly get recommended dumb poo poo about Jordan Peterson, Ben Shapiro, and the best liberal tears from Trump's election. Zero from the left.

You googled "idlib carnage montage"and "kurd slaughterfest MLG PRO" too many times to get a left leaning algorithim

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

LeoMarr posted:

You googled "idlib carnage montage"and "kurd slaughterfest MLG PRO" too many times to get a left leaning algorithim

those are both super leftist search terms tho

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

the importance of prepositions

incredible flesh
Oct 6, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

incredible flesh
Oct 6, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

Volkerball posted:

those are both super leftist search terms tho
he said google but he meant pornhub

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

exmarx posted:

got a beard trimmer today, look at the absolute state of this



late stage capitalism is a hell of a drug

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Volkerball posted:

Man, YouTubes algorithms are bullshit. No matter how many times I say not interested I still incessantly get recommended dumb poo poo about Jordan Peterson, Ben Shapiro, and the best liberal tears from Trump's election. Zero from the left.

if you watch videos critiquing those kind of folks youtube for some reason keeps assuming you want to start watching their actual content

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
i watched one hbomberguy video and my suggestions were all gamergate psychos for the next month

big tech needs to be put against the wall and shot

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong
because the people who love the nazis for real do the hatewatching of the videos about the nazis as wella s watching every ben shapiro video or w/e

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I think it's at least a little better than it used to be. You could watch a video of a puppy playing with a baby and in the related videos it'd have some alex jones documentary. like oh word i was just wondering whether obama was kenyan once the baby started giggling.

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008


aw look at the itty bitty quail :3:


LeoMarr posted:

You googled "idlib carnage montage"and "kurd slaughterfest MLG PRO" too many times to get a left leaning algorithim

I was just wondering about this in c-spam, and I suspect its less sophisticated than that. They probably just figured Volkerball is a white American male age 24-35 and assume like all the rest what he really wants to see is a video where Jordan Peterson owns feminists.

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

it's not like any of us are any good at slotting vb into somewhere on the political spectrum makes sense the algorithm would be confused too

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
watch one too many five finger death punch videos and it's like getting put on the mailing list for budk catalogs, vb

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
i don't like five finger death punch. i been on a mongolian biker horde rock kick for a little while now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM8dCGIm6yc

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zp86KLmhDco

did someone say five fingers of death?

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Volkerball posted:

i don't like five finger death punch.

they were created in the evil scientist yakub's lab to cater specifically to your aesthetic

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

I once angered a bunch of idiots at a festival bathroom by drunkenly insulting five finger death punch and calling them music for inbreds

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
their music is somehow stealing valor

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




The Muppets On PCP posted:

they were created in the evil scientist yakub's lab to cater specifically to your aesthetic

I know this is a joke but Im convinced its not that far from the truth. Like it wasnt bad enough the original formula gave us Papa Roach and Godsmack, there was still room for more evil.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
the musical version of an off-brand affliction shirt

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

The Muppets On PCP posted:

they were created in the evil scientist yakub's lab to cater specifically to your aesthetic

not really. i'm not an affliction t kinda guy. now rammsteins guitarist and billy talents vocalist doing a song together? that feels a little creepily targeted at my psyche.

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

exmarx posted:

got a beard trimmer today, look at the absolute state of this



I would return that immediatly

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mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

if you watch videos critiquing those kind of folks youtube for some reason keeps assuming you want to start watching their actual content

I have had to report 3 Jordan Peterson and Ben Shapiro videos for repulsive content

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