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davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!

Gaz-L posted:

On a similar note, I had to shake my head when Trips was on one of the NXT media calls and was talking about telling Ricochet that he shouldn't be making his flips look so easy. Which is like... why did you even hire him? How do you miss the point so massively? (Then again, Vince apparently said they have a million guys who can do what AJ Styles does, which is demonstrably false. They have like 2)
Wait did this really happen? I need a link and time stamp.

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rovert
Jun 10, 2013

davidbix posted:

Wait did this really happen? I need a link and time stamp.

Bix it is Triple H's humour and has used versions of the line before.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Chris James 2 posted:

A lot of people can be hit in the balls, it's surprisingly true

Why do only AJ and Brock get kicked in the junk then? :colbert:

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Gaz-L posted:

Why do only AJ and Brock get kicked in the junk then? :colbert:

Their smart opponents have scouted them and know how weak their testicles are but the other noobs can’t see the glowing red area around their groins

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

Recruitment for AEW

https://twitter.com/CodyRhodes/status/1067575383841755136

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/SpeedballBailey/status/1067800720877903872

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012


Speedball getting that DDT money

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Aesop Poprock posted:

Their smart opponents have scouted them and know how weak their testicles are but the other noobs can’t see the glowing red area around their groins

I want to see them do a storyline where AJ has been kicked in the nuts so much it no longer effects him. So when people try to do it he just no sells it and then wins. It'll end with him vs Vince in a roshambo contest.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Vince MechMahon posted:

I want to see them do a storyline where AJ has been kicked in the nuts so much it no longer effects him. So when people try to do it he just no sells it and then wins. It'll end with him vs Vince in a roshambo contest.

A testicular Joey Ryan?

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Asuka made a fairly nerdy tweet:

https://twitter.com/WWEAsuka/status/1067882544786362368

Basic translation: She bought a sofa and TV for her loft, so she can play her Switch in every room of her house now (on a TV, anyways).

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

he's going to have a dancing gimmick on 205 Live in 6 months

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

why did cody specify male slash female wrestlers.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Cavauro posted:

why did cody specify male slash female wrestlers.

Probably to make sure people knew he was including women wrestlers in his question, since there's probably still a large chunk of the wrestling audience that defaults to wrestler = a guy.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

That is disappointing to learn

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!
To be fair that is a pretty nice sofa

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

Cavauro posted:

why did cody specify male slash female wrestlers.

https://twitter.com/TheBrandiRhodes/status/1067594096720732162

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/RusevBUL/status/1067849713075015682

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

I forgive him.

Psychepath
Apr 30, 2003
I'm so disappointed to learn that Rusev's tattoo doesn't continue and expand onto his entire rear end.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



This gif maybe the greatest wrestling thing ever:

https://twitter.com/briantheguppie/status/1067784592046899200

Cory Lidle
Oct 12, 2006

DarkstarIV posted:

Asuka made a fairly nerdy tweet:

https://twitter.com/WWEAsuka/status/1067882544786362368

Basic translation: She bought a sofa and TV for her loft, so she can play her Switch in every room of her house now (on a TV, anyways).
Asuka must be such a nice, fun nerdy mom.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Lol James Ellsworth is such a loving dumbass.

https://twitter.com/realellsworth/status/1067947962700046337

He does realize there is proof he did this, right? No one sane would believe him right now. Especially since one of the videos of him exposing himself to a minor came from HIS VERIFIED SNAPCHAT ACCOUNT

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Guy who sends nude photos to children makes bad personal decisions.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

it's a bad idea to say you've never done anything bad in your life, to begin a statement with the intention that you come across as being truthful

I won't read the rest of the statement outside of that because Of him being a pedophile.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
He can take the bus to the unemployment office with Enzo.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Cavauro posted:

it's a bad idea to say you've never done anything bad in your life, to begin a statement with the intention that you come across as being truthful

I won't read the rest of the statement outside of that because Of him being a pedophile.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

lol i'll pretend u said 18

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Davros1 posted:

This gif maybe the greatest wrestling thing ever:

https://twitter.com/briantheguppie/status/1067784592046899200

this is a video not a gif

Warthur
May 2, 2004



Davros1 posted:

This gif maybe the greatest wrestling thing ever:

https://twitter.com/briantheguppie/status/1067784592046899200
Picture quality isn't quite good enough for me to tell the difference: is that Axl Rotten on an off day or Ian Rotten on an above-average day?

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://www.instagram.com/p/Bqm8op0hnfW/

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.

DarkstarIV posted:

Lol James Ellsworth is such a loving dumbass.

https://twitter.com/realellsworth/status/1067947962700046337

He does realize there is proof he did this, right? No one sane would believe him right now. Especially since one of the videos of him exposing himself to a minor came from HIS VERIFIED SNAPCHAT ACCOUNT

I didn't think it was his verified Snapchat account? Just a snap account that's using his name. Either way he seems to be saying that he sent poo poo to someone, and then that's been used by someone claiming to be him.

So there's a couple of things about this. First of all how can you have a witness to the fact that it wasn't you? And would a decent lawyer be OK with him posting all of this?

It also looks like the girl involved has scrubbed most of the tweets talking about this which could mean nothing.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

the man wore a singlet on television dwayne why would he fear a pantsing?

for real though thats a cool find.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Becky on Instagram:


I'dve gone with Steamed Hams, but this is good too.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around


I love how much of a kick Rock gets out of doing this while Owen just stands there smirking, still as a statue.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



You know at the moment Owen had already plotted his revenge

DM Punk
Aug 24, 2004
Quack at the PC this week.

https://twitter.com/AlexaBliss_WWE/status/1068235315532496899?s=19

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
drat I hope Alexa is okay with being blackballed from CHIKARA after breaking the Face/Rudo divide.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/FinnBalor/status/1068148450691358721

https://twitter.com/FinnBalor/status/1068222374775017473

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
JBL is having a meltdown about Cody right now. Wonder if it's a work or if he's just drunk.

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TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Bix got a screenshot of it. It's really ridiculous from John's part.

https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/1068353829064925185

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