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You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-11-29/overland-train-service-set-to-be-cancelled/10565422?WT.ac=statenews_vic

Once again, Victoria good state, SA bad. The Vic government has put in their share to keep the Overland train service running, SA has pulled their funding.

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Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai
lmao turnbull being even more destructive than Rudd and Abbott despite all his talk about "miserable ghosts"

https://twitter.com/TurnbullMalcolm/status/1067862504032763905

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011

Amethyst posted:

So Craig Kelly is quitting because the liberal party is too moderate for him and Julia Banks is quitting because the liberal party is too conservative for her?

This split rules.

It's almost as if the two factions should split and form their own parties. Both shout: "DIBS ON OUR FACTION BEING THE LIBERAL PARTY!"

Then they can have a united, strong, single right conservative party- Oh wait... *murmers* Katter's party... One Nation... Australian Conservatives.... Jackie Lambie Network... PUP... Fisher and Shooters... Libdems... Hmmm

Hey at least the progressive side of politics has a single, strong unite-.... greens... Reason Party... Australian Progressives... Socialist Party... Socialist Alliance... Socialist Alternative... Communist... Huh...

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
Push off reason party is left leaning

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai

Cpt Soban posted:

It's almost as if the two factions should split and form their own parties. Both shout: "DIBS ON OUR FACTION BEING THE LIBERAL PARTY!"

Then they can have a united, strong, single right conservative party- Oh wait... *murmers* Katter's party... One Nation... Australian Conservatives.... Jackie Lambie Network... PUP... Fisher and Shooters... Libdems... Hmmm

Hey at least the progressive side of politics has a single, strong unite-.... greens... Reason Party... Australian Progressives... Socialist Party... Socialist Alliance... Socialist Alternative... Communist... Huh...

Shorten's ALP is much better, policy wise, than I expected for a ages. I'm voting straight ticket labor for the first time in a decade.

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

Amethyst posted:

Shorten's ALP is much better, policy wise, than I expected for a ages. I'm voting straight ticket labor for the first time in a decade.

what happened to your forums cancer, i used to be able to avoid posts like this

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011
Whoops I completely forgot about the Nationals... I'm serious.

TIL the Young Nats are members under THIRTY FIVE. You're no longer Young Labor when you hit 19-20.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Recoome posted:

lmao quite a zinger from a chicken mass murderer (?)

You know the chickens don't normally come out of the factory alive right?

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai

bell jar posted:

what happened to your forums cancer, i used to be able to avoid posts like this

Thank god you don't have forums cancer, so I and everyone else can continue to read hilarious and original posts like this

By the way priests are lame and should be shot hahahahahaha eat it christards

swimsuit
Jan 22, 2009

yeah

Amethyst posted:

Thank god you don't have forums cancer, so I and everyone else can continue to read hilarious and original posts like this

By the way priests are lame and should be shot hahahahahaha eat it christards

nice meltdown, op

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011
https://twitter.com/Tony_Burke/status/1067583210123517952

How much are Government MP's paid again? I'd love a job where I decide how many days I can turn up- With pay.

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice
Being pissed off about MPs not working in parliament is the wrong answer to this.

Bring pissed off that they're trying to subvert democratic process and stay in government as long as possible despite losing their majority and having at least 2 inelligible MPs is what you should be mad about.

It's also what labor and the crossbench should be shouting about. They should be bringing proceedings to a halt until it's dealt with.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/TonyAbbottMHR/status/1067919557564616704

Future top 10 anime betrayal?

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai
It must be cool being a conservative. Having portraits of the queen on the wall, watching "The Crown" on netflix and placing yourself in the same political continuity of the royals. Feeling confident that that natural order is on your side and the nobility (which you are not a member of but maybe one day they will send you a letter) will be back in power very soon, and most of all, knowing the people are really on your side because you know what's good for them.

I'm honestly a bit envious.

hiddenmovement
Sep 29, 2011

"Most mornings I'll apologise in advance to my wife."
The Crown is honestly a pretty good show and I'm amazed they were allowed to all but straight up say PRINCE PHILLIP STUCK HIS DICK IN EVERYTHING THAT MOVED

Reclines Obesily
Jul 24, 2000



Hey Moona!
Slippery Tilde

You Am I posted:

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-11-29/overland-train-service-set-to-be-cancelled/10565422?WT.ac=statenews_vic

Once again, Victoria good state, SA bad. The Vic government has put in their share to keep the Overland train service running, SA has pulled their funding.

glad i used it last month, rip

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Cpt Soban posted:

Whoops I completely forgot about the Nationals... I'm serious.

TIL the Young Nats are members under THIRTY FIVE. You're no longer Young Labor when you hit 19-20.

yALP stops at 26 iirc

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011

28766f69642a2930 posted:

yALP stops at 26 iirc

I should have known this. I am bad.

TheMightyHandful
Dec 8, 2008

Whats the point that ALP can go to GG and ask them to dissolve govt for being feckless (in respect to not holding parliament because they're lame ducks) - surely this is a better reason than the sacking of Gough...

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Cpt Soban posted:

https://twitter.com/Tony_Burke/status/1067583210123517952

How much are Government MP's paid again? I'd love a job where I decide how many days I can turn up- With pay.

Actually on this, someone said to me the other day that party MPs effectively tithe part of their salary to their party? Therefore the libs are going to be in much more trouble in Victoria due to reduced income

I

snoremac
Jul 27, 2012

I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.
What is the official justification for shutting down Parliament for all but 10 days?

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

TheMightyHandful posted:

Whats the point that ALP can go to GG and ask them to dissolve govt for being feckless (in respect to not holding parliament because they're lame ducks) - surely this is a better reason than the sacking of Gough...

Peter Cosgrove is a Liberal and CIA puppet

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice

TheMightyHandful posted:

Whats the point that ALP can go to GG and ask them to dissolve govt for being feckless (in respect to not holding parliament because they're lame ducks) - surely this is a better reason than the sacking of Gough...

The reason they used for sacking Gough was "He's a communist", which in 1975 was worse than being a nazi, and much worse than being a rapist or wife beater, and almost as bad as being a weed smoker!

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

snoremac posted:

What is the official justification for shutting down Parliament for all but 10 days?

They are pretending the election could be later in the year.

Abongination
Aug 18, 2010

Life, it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.
Pillbug
Was just under 4 years ago that Abbott claimed "Good government starts today".

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
https://twitter.com/AmyRemeikis/status/1067929944200626176

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

I don't know if any of you are on mastodon but I've had a brief look into it as an alternative to twitter and it looks interesting. Instead of centralised servers controlled by a company, it's a federation of instances that are distributed globally with their own admins/moderation team. From what I've read it looks like it focuses really well on granular privacy (instead of locked/not you can lock/hide individual posts etc) and helps prevent the massive onslaught of neo nazis that ruins twitter.

If you are on there, chuck me a follow @belljar@mastodon.social and maybe I will post interesting things (I will not)

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011

Abongination posted:

Was just under 4 years ago that Abbott claimed "Good government starts today".

"The Adults are now in charge"

Whitlam
Aug 2, 2014

Some goons overreact. Go figure.

hambeet posted:

Actually on this, someone said to me the other day that party MPs effectively tithe part of their salary to their party? Therefore the libs are going to be in much more trouble in Victoria due to reduced income

Staff too, above a certain level of seniority.

froglet
Nov 12, 2009

You see, the best way to Stop the Boats is a massive swarm of autonomous armed dogs. Strafing a few boats will stop the rest and save many lives in the long term.

You can't make an Omelet without breaking a few eggs. Vote Greens.

hambeet posted:

Actually on this, someone said to me the other day that party MPs effectively tithe part of their salary to their party? Therefore the libs are going to be in much more trouble in Victoria due to reduced income

I

I know the Greens have this, I wouldn't be surprised if other parties had it.

WA Greens also have a system where you can donate a sum a month/fortnight in lieu of membership. I signed up for it juuuust before the Vic election and it turned out everyone's a sex pest. Feeling kinda regretful now.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
https://twitter.com/political_alert/status/1067947510218387456

BOAT SHOWBOAT
Oct 11, 2007

who do you carry the torch for, my young man?
Chris Bowen is a lying POS.

He claimed they voted for the cuts to Newstart for migrants because the risk was the Libs would otherwise have gone to One Nation.

However, the Libs wouldn't have had the numbers with One Nation and Labor could have blocked the bill.

I quit Labor to volunteer with the Victorian Socialists and actions like this don't make me regret it on any level.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe
Ahahahah the British have no loving idea what they want.

https://twitter.com/davidshor/status/1067915237431672832

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.
https://twitter.com/skynewsaust/status/1067611694120132608?s=21

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

gently caress off, dick.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

hooman posted:

Ahahahah the British have no loving idea what they want.

:psyduck:

BOAT SHOWBOAT
Oct 11, 2007

who do you carry the torch for, my young man?
https://www.sbs.com.au/news/exclusive-coalition-s-migrant-welfare-crackdown-only-passed-with-labor-support

Jonah Galtberg
Feb 11, 2009

Amethyst posted:

Shorten's ALP is much better, policy wise, than I expected for a ages. I'm voting straight ticket labor for the first time in a decade.

yeah I bet you were reeeeaaal hard to win over

Jonah Galtberg
Feb 11, 2009

hello fellow greens/vicsoc voters! i, a fellow greens/vicsoc voter, like what Bill Shorten And The Labor Party(tm) are doing! i was a tough sell but they kept after me and eventually won me back!

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Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice

Yeah, about that whole thing with progressive independents taking out liberals in blue ribbon inner city seats?

It only applies to actual progressive independents, not more old white men who are willing to let their grandkids burn rather than risk their pile of useless money, you loving coprolite.

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