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M_Sinistrari posted:My cousin posted something similar to this on Facebook, but the turkey's twerking it's way into the oven. Dixville posted:You mean the twerky?? uber_stoat posted:you gotta dive in there face first before they can escape. AlbieQuirky posted:Sir Mix-a-Lot could not be reached for comment. SLOSifl posted:My pet iguana don’t want none unless they got buns hun
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Does anyone remember the old forum post about how freight trains long to kill you and when the accident eventually happens the board will find the driver responsible because they thought about Weed once, or something like that? I remember it being a lot of explanations about how tight the tolerances between the carriages are because of all the mass being moved etc.
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# ? Nov 27, 2018 09:10 |
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Keru posted:Does anyone remember the old forum post about how freight trains long to kill you and when the accident eventually happens the board will find the driver responsible because they thought about Weed once, or something like that? I remember it being a lot of explanations about how tight the tolerances between the carriages are because of all the mass being moved etc. I know the one you mean. It's the explanation of what happens when a train crashes; B4Ctom1 posted:Pretty much this. It is hard to explain not just the physics, but the amounts of forces involved.
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# ? Nov 27, 2018 09:46 |
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Yes, perfect. That's the one I wanted.
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# ? Nov 27, 2018 10:28 |
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Outrail posted:Hahaha what. Monopoly takes too long at the best of times, I'm not spending two weeks playing that poo poo lmao
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# ? Nov 27, 2018 14:18 |
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Torquemadras posted:I dunno where to put this. But I made a thing, so it's going here. Pookah posted:Earmuffs or....
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# ? Nov 27, 2018 14:43 |
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Made it to the quote thread! Vindication! You missed the best bit: LGD posted:monopoly is very much a Bad Game and there are vastly better ones you could be playing instead, but a lot of the agonizingly endless games people remember from childhood were due to terrible house rules designed to make it "fairer", which is precisely besides the point cakesmith handyman posted:He was making a fortnite/fortnight joke you Goober LGD posted:goddamnit
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# ? Nov 28, 2018 03:43 |
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Outrail posted:Made it to the quote thread! Vindication! Fuckin lol
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# ? Nov 28, 2018 04:29 |
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PYF quote about the forumsmr.capps posted:The internet is an insane asylum. Something Awful is the section where they put all the inmates who are delusional and think they're staff themrguy posted:I wonder if when Lowtax started the forums he imagined stuff like repeated visits from the secret service , an insane person using them to document his amateur attempts at battlefield surgery, multiple murders, the aforementioned Hawaii death march, threads dedicated to the writing of dubiously legal erotica, people mailing him animal poo poo and people literally encouraging others to kill themselves with drugs. Like did he see these things in the future when decided to make a place for people to make internet jokes with each other Tatum Girlparts posted:You're not so much speaking truth to power as you are farting in your own face and going "WHAT SMELLS LIKE poo poo IN THESE FORUMS?!" Cream-of-Plenty posted:Even though the thread was (ostensibly) closed because a certain hockey player was worshiping them as false idols, I have it on good authority that the butthole thread was actually closed because its popularity had pushed it to the top of the Google search pile. As a result, SomethingAwful was going to be flagged as an "opt-in" pornographic site in several countries, including Great Britain and Oceania, which would have cut into SA's profits. This is because Australian goons are disproportionately uncultured morons, and the revenue generated from them re-registering, replacing avatars, and chittering like spiders keeps most of SA's servers afloat. The AusPol thread, alone, generates close to AUS$2,500 a month which, when factoring purchasing power parity, is like US$700 Doc Hawkins posted:I judge people, not by the color of their title, but by the content of their posts. Triticum Guzzler posted:When is the HOLY loving poo poo IT WOULD BE BORDERLING loving UNBELIEVABLE IF YOU UNFUNNY CLODS WERE STILL DOING THIS STUPID poo poo AFTER 300+ PAGES IF NOT FOR THE FACT THAT GOONS SEEM TO BE PHYSIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE OF MAKING JOKES AND OPERATE ON THE UNSPOKEN BASIS THAT ANYTHING OTHER GOONS DO IN NUMBERS GREATER THAN 3 IS INHERENTLY FUNNY BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL MINDLESS HOMESCHOOLED WINDBAGS WHOSE STUNTED COGNITIVE AND PERSONAL DEVELOPMENT HAS RENDERED THEM UTTERLY INCAPABLE OF INDEPENDENT THOUGHT AND LEFT THEM ENTIRELY BEREFT OF ANYTHING SO MUCH AS APPROACHING A VESTIGIAL SENSE OF HUMOUR LEFT OVER FROM THE LONG LINE OF HUMANS WHOSE DEAD EYED AUTISTIC HATESPAWN THROUGH SOME BOUNDLESS COSMIC IRONY SOMEHOW WOUND UP AMASSED ON A COMEDY WEBSITE AND RENDERED WIT INEFFECTIVE THROUGH SOME MANNER OF HERD IMMUNITY FOSTERING A TOXIC ENVIRONMENT FOR ORIGINAL IDEATION AND REWARDING CONSTANT MIRTHLESS REPETITION FOR NO DISCERNABLE REASON set to be released, it seems like a heck of a deal Aaaand some other just Good Quotes. Dan Didio posted:You either legit have a disorder, or your body chemistry has exchanged water for pedantry. TetsuoTW posted:If you were any further on the spectrum your posts would only be visible to bees
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# ? Nov 28, 2018 06:45 |
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Now PYF poo poo post. peepoogenderparts posted:One night, someone went into the bathroom and literally shat six feet up the wall. I don't know the physics or the science of how it was possible, but I saw it with my own eyes. It is probably the most amazing thing I will ever see in my life. KBD posted:OH BOY I have had an adventure. This morning I was getting fruit and veggies from a farm truck. The man that runs it has a very kindly and understanding face. He looks like he's made from 100% grandpa. This confidence-inspiring man pulls out a box of plum treats and insists I try one, his wife made them! Fartmaster posted:Some time in around 6th grade, I decided it would be a great idea if I took a picture of every poo poo I took, with my new, first cellphone (it was RED, I don't really like red). I got around 15 or so, and I was even enthusiastic enough to make a video documenting one that I took. I gradually got bored of it and stopped doing it and never bothered to delete them from my phone. A month or two later I forgot to turn my cellphone off before school, and it rang in class (probably someone trying to give me BOAT PASSES or some poo poo) so I had to give it to the teacher, who later on turned it in at the office for pickup after school. PipeRifle posted:Nah kitten poops are goddamn nuclear. I would know if he pooped under my neighbors bedspread. I can feel it from work when he poops, it's like someone walked over my nose's grave well farts but still counts PoopinClumpin posted:Last night, after that engadget thing I went to Rattlesnake Grill, though it's not really near the Garden I only mention it because that's how it all started. quote:The cats now hiss at me anytime I come near. They know. I'm not sure how; could it be that I sound like rubbery staccato, maybe a vuvuzela crowd at a Brazilian soccer game? In any case, they are aware, as you will be, of the malevolent gastronomical ghost which has taken up residence in my colon. rakovsy maybe posted:No one has any rights that aren't given by society, they don't exist in some nether realm of Platonic ideas. Nor are people the absolute arbiters of what happens to their bodies Drunk & Ugly posted:gently caress you first year college goon. I'm absolutely making GBS threads into my own mouth and puking into my anus right now and I claim it as a human right.
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# ? Nov 28, 2018 07:13 |
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TetsuoTW posted: posted:If you were any further on the spectrum your posts would only be visible to bees Lmao
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# ? Nov 28, 2018 14:21 |
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orange sky posted:Did the gender reveal chat start with this? because if it didn't, have this precious story quote:U.S. Border Patrol agent Dennis Dickey is suspected of shooting Tannerite, which caused the explosion seen in the video. spog posted:Seems a fairly fair sentence Platystemon posted:The judge should have held a sentence reveal party. As the thread title says, I am easily amused.
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# ? Nov 28, 2018 18:36 |
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Moon Slayer posted:As the thread title says, I am easily amused. Dude was a dumb piece of poo poo but goddamn that's crippling amount of debt. Personally I'd ask for the 6-12 months of jail time.
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# ? Nov 28, 2018 19:09 |
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Outrail posted:Dude was a dumb piece of poo poo but goddamn that's crippling amount of debt. Personally I'd ask for the 6-12 months of jail time. He's a Border Patrol Agent that started a huge wildfire. I'm fine with him being financially ruined.
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# ? Nov 28, 2018 19:13 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:I know the one you mean. It's the explanation of what happens when a train crashes; This is probably the single most informative, horrifying post I've ever read on these forums, and I love it every time it gets posted.
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# ? Nov 28, 2018 19:16 |
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Nckdictator posted:So on another site I visit various people are doing write ups on obscure or bizarre political ideologies and between things like “Anarcho-Monarchisim” and “Producerism” there’s also “Esoteric Hitlerisim” which is hosed up even for neo-nazis Azhais posted:Is Producerism based on Mel Brooks? bony tony posted:Springtime for Vishnu and India! Click on the first quote to read the whole description of Esoteric Hitlerism, it's a wild ride.
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# ? Nov 29, 2018 13:29 |
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Flossie posted:Click on the first quote to read the whole description of Esoteric Hitlerism, it's a wild ride. I read a book about Nazi educational materials written by a pedagogy researcher, and they were deeply into this occult nonsense. So while the subject matter sounds wild, it's actually painfully historically relevant.
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# ? Nov 29, 2018 14:33 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I read a book about Nazi educational materials written by a pedagogy researcher, and they were deeply into this occult nonsense. So while the subject matter sounds wild, it's actually painfully historically relevant. The swastika sort of gives it away
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# ? Nov 29, 2018 14:45 |
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I like that akhenaten was a nazi. He was all "no more polytheism, just sun-ra now". He was pharaoh for 16? Years before he died. These poor men above time.
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# ? Nov 29, 2018 17:00 |
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Captain Monkey posted:He's a Border Patrol Agent that started a huge wildfire. Sorry to say, they make pretty good scratch so having an extra car payment for the next 20 years isn't going to ruin him
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# ? Nov 29, 2018 17:35 |
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canyoneer posted:Sorry to say, they make pretty good scratch so having an extra car payment for the next 20 years isn't going to ruin him He probably doesn't have 100k in the bank though.
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# ? Nov 29, 2018 17:46 |
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If he's got the equity in his house he does.
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# ? Nov 29, 2018 17:50 |
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From the BYOB Webcomics thread: bump_fn posting Nancy, which is cute. Then bump_fn posting a wonderful edit of the same Nancy comic.
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# ? Nov 29, 2018 19:00 |
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Does anyone have the quote from a zookeeper about the different reactions various kinds of ape have to finding a loose screwdriver in their enclosure?
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# ? Nov 29, 2018 19:17 |
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haveblue posted:Does anyone have the quote from a zookeeper about the different reactions various kinds of ape have to finding a loose screwdriver in their enclosure?
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# ? Nov 29, 2018 19:23 |
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haveblue posted:Does anyone have the quote from a zookeeper about the different reactions various kinds of ape have to finding a loose screwdriver in their enclosure? dunno who wrote it, just had it saved in a txt file quote:My girlfriend is a zookeeper, and her zoo's primate department rule of thumb about the great apes is that if you leave say, a screwdriver on a gorilla paddock, they'll pick it up, play with it a bit, see what it tastes like, and then probably drop it. The chimps will pick it up, taste it, and then use it as a weapon during a murderous blood rage against anything in the immediate area that isn't also a chimp. The orangutans will pick it up, carefully conceal it, and while nobody is looking, use it to build a multistage rocket to return to their homeworld.
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# ? Nov 29, 2018 19:57 |
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And the bonobos will turn it into a sex toy.
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# ? Nov 30, 2018 01:04 |
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They would have to stop having sex long enough to notice it first.
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# ? Nov 30, 2018 03:39 |
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Master screwers don't need some pitiful human tool to help them.
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# ? Nov 30, 2018 04:03 |
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I'm pretty sure chimps will also use it against other chimps, especially if the other chimp is higher on the social ladder than them.
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# ? Nov 30, 2018 05:47 |
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The MSJ posted:I'm pretty sure chimps will also use it against other chimps, especially if the other chimp is higher on the social ladder than them. I think I saw that documentary once. The one with the big black rock?
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Pirate Radar posted:I think I saw that documentary once. The one with the big black rock? No, he's Samoan
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# ? Nov 30, 2018 08:48 |
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Machai posted:No, he's Samoan
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# ? Nov 30, 2018 10:32 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:And the bonobos will turn it into a sex toy. They really are just like us!
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# ? Nov 30, 2018 11:45 |
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Machai posted:No, he's Samoan
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# ? Nov 30, 2018 14:17 |
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Machai posted:No, he's Samoan Heh heh heh
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# ? Nov 30, 2018 15:46 |
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Machai posted:No, he's Samoan
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# ? Nov 30, 2018 17:44 |
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shalcar posted:They really are just like us! So are the chimps.
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# ? Nov 30, 2018 18:32 |
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Sagebrush posted:That's classical mechanics, stupid! Zenos para-balls
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awkward_turtle posted:Zenos para-balls 74 pages and six months ago, if anyone else was curious.
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