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Wasabi the J posted:Man, all y'all acting like you wouldn't take a fighter jet to go smash are liars. gently caress yes Sign me up for Wing Commander Snatch's squadron, sounds like an awesome place to chase tail
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# ? Nov 30, 2018 15:32 |
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quote:The Vermont Digger has covered the Vermont Air Guard with a considerable level of scrutiny, revealing what they have dubbed a “flying fraternity” of sexed-up renegade pilots who abuse alcohol, mistreat women and receive special treatment by superiors. Someone has never heard of a fighter pilot before lol
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# ? Nov 30, 2018 16:34 |
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Carth Dookie posted:Landing a harrier outside a girl's house is a bigger power move than pulling up in a Ferrari. That's why you have to drink more pepsi than the ferrari.
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# ? Nov 30, 2018 16:46 |
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Air Force trying to catch up to Navy circa Tailhook scandal?
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# ? Nov 30, 2018 20:17 |
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Based on his picture, he looks like he needed to show up in a fighter jet to get some.
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# ? Nov 30, 2018 23:09 |
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Here's some historical idiocy: Army Unit Gets 14,500-Pound Anchor By Mistakequote:COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. (AP) - An Army clerk thought he was ordering a $6.04 incandescent lamp. But instead he sent for a 14,500-pound anchor, and now it’s sitting in a shipping yard at Fort Carson. Here's another article about it by one of the poor bastards on post when it happened.
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# ? Nov 30, 2018 23:21 |
A similar thing happened to one of my friends on a carrier, they were ordering chemicals for reactor stuff and got delivered a very expensive jet engine. It wasn't even an engine for a plane their air wing would have needed either. But the squadron supply guy saw jet engine + carrier and okayed it.
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 01:48 |
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A friend of mine had an LPO who tried to order a few thousand rounds of 9mm for a command pistol qual, and instead ordered a few thousand hand grenades. They pulled in to the pier to find several pallets full of grenades waiting for them with an armed guard and a very curious supply officer.
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 01:58 |
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poo poo, that sounds like a party to me
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 02:03 |
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CainFortea posted:I did once have an actual Accidental Discharge. I had this old lever gun that some fudd had worked over and was working on getting it back into good shape. This thread has taught me that guns are instruments of murder and they thirst for blood and the death of their operators and those around them edit: sorry, got that wrong, I was thinking of helicoptors
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 03:27 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Here's some historical idiocy: Army Unit Gets 14,500-Pound Anchor By Mistake That’s a cheap loving anchor, where can I get one of those?
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 04:20 |
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Wingnut Ninja posted:A friend of mine had an LPO who tried to order a few thousand rounds of 9mm for a command pistol qual, and instead ordered a few thousand hand grenades. They pulled in to the pier to find several pallets full of grenades waiting for them with an armed guard and a very curious supply officer. That seems insanely expensive lol
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 04:32 |
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FrozenVent posted:That’s a cheap loving anchor, where can I get one of those? In 1985 apparently.
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 04:44 |
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https://taskandpurpose.com/penis-drawings-investigation/
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 05:09 |
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quote:“[The] 69 EBS aircrew members confirmed, it was common practice for aircrews to create what was commonly referred to as ‘dick pics’ Nice
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 05:15 |
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One time my shop wanted to order a new roll down projector screen. We misread the dimensions and we got a 26ft long projection screen. i have no idea how it went up the supply chain.
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 05:20 |
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Probably wasn't named "26ft projector screen" and wasn't crazy expensive. Easy to slip through the cracks. There's some non-standard class IX items for strykers that are hard to distinguish from parts ordered to replace broken stuff so they won't set off the S8s alarm bells when he sees them. Will become an issue when there's no broken parts to turn in for the new stuff though.
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 05:58 |
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Mustang posted:Probably wasn't named "26ft projector screen" and wasn't crazy expensive. Easy to slip through the cracks. Oh? I think that can be taken care of.
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 06:00 |
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Cage Kicker posted:Someone has never heard of a fighter pilot before lol Top Gun is 32 years old at this point, how is fighter jock culture still surprising people?
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 07:45 |
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tbf you can't be mad at people for not wanting to watch a Tom Cruise movie
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 18:04 |
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I can be mad at people for not wanting to watch Top Gun.
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 18:19 |
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I actively refuse to watch Top Gun and there's not a god drat thing you can do about it.
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 18:24 |
mods changed my name posted:tbf you can't be mad at people for not wanting to watch a Tom Cruise movie What? His good movie:bad movie ratio is probably one of the best in Hollywood. I mean yeah he's an insane Scientologist in real life but his movies are good.
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 19:01 |
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And by all accounts he's a stand-up dude to work with.
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 19:04 |
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loving commies
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 19:07 |
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it's the middle tooth, its distracting
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 19:07 |
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Never seen Top Gun. That said, my favorite Tom Cruise movie is Edge of Tomorrow. In addition to being a solid movie, you get to see Emily Blunt cap Tom Cruise in the face repeatedly.
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 19:57 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:I actively refuse to watch Top Gun and there's not a god drat thing you can do about it. The enemy's dangerous, but right now you're worse: dangerous and foolish.
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# ? Dec 3, 2018 07:03 |
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Top Gun was an Ironside/Kilmer vehicle that Tom Cruise happens to star in. I mean, if you need a reason to watch it, besides it's loving fun and more homoerotic than the Infantry.
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# ? Dec 3, 2018 15:22 |
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The Rat posted:Never seen Top Gun. My ex hated Tom Cruise for some reason but loved this movie specifically because she got to watch him get shot in the head over and over, on top of it being a good movie.
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# ? Dec 3, 2018 15:29 |
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Huh, weird. All my friends know I didn't watch Edge of Tomorrow because gently caress tom cruise. No one mentioned him getting popped over and over again.
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# ? Dec 3, 2018 16:49 |
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What the gently caress it's like the premise of the entire goddamn movie. It was originally going to be called "Live Die Repeat" or something like that. It's literally Tom Cruise dying 50 different loving ways.
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# ? Dec 3, 2018 16:51 |
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CainFortea posted:Huh, weird. All my friends know I didn't watch Edge of Tomorrow because gently caress tom cruise. No one mentioned him getting popped over and over again. It’s really excellent in that aspect. Some of deaths are too funny.
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# ? Dec 3, 2018 17:02 |
Edge of Tomorrow is a brilliant black comedy masquerading as an expensive sci-fi action movie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU5M7muMlJI
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# ? Dec 3, 2018 17:03 |
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MA-Horus posted:What the gently caress it's like the premise of the entire goddamn movie. It was originally going to be called "Live Die Repeat" or something like that. I thought it was 50 noble heroic Tom Cruise deaths.
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# ? Dec 3, 2018 17:10 |
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chitoryu12 posted:Edge of Tomorrow is a brilliant black comedy masquerading as an expensive sci-fi action movie. My favorite scene!
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# ? Dec 3, 2018 17:10 |
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MA-Horus posted:What the gently caress it's like the premise of the entire goddamn movie. It was originally going to be called "Live Die Repeat" or something like that. Did you know? It was renamed back to Live Die Repeat for video/streaming release. Also the book it's adapted from is named All You Need Is Kill. I'm very popular at parties.
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# ? Dec 3, 2018 17:11 |
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Doc Hawkins posted:Did you know? It was renamed back to Live Die Repeat for video/streaming release. The book got adapted into a pretty good manga as well, if you want to experience the same story in another medium.
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# ? Dec 3, 2018 17:21 |
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Doc Hawkins posted:Did you know? It was renamed back to Live Die Repeat for video/streaming release. Is the book any good?
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# ? Dec 3, 2018 18:59 |
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Wibla posted:Is the book any good? Yes
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# ? Dec 3, 2018 19:39 |