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pidan: Nov 6, 2012

Maybe Speculatius Duplo is over again, I haven't seen them in a while. You haven't missed much.

Also pretty bad is Lindt balls with Spekulatius. I guess it just doesn't go well with chocolate.

E: page snipe!

pidan fucked around with this message at 17:18 on Dec 5, 2018

# ? Dec 5, 2018 17:15

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 20:41

Randler: Jan 3, 2013; ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Furthermore, Milka apparently cut down bar size by 10% down to 270 g last year and I only noticed by accident, because that the bars do not really look smaller.

# ? Dec 5, 2018 17:16

Lightning Knight: Feb 24, 2012; Pray for Answer

Einbauschrank posted:

Classics since Mittelstufe! This brings back memories.

The "L�ufer" Radiergummi was more often than not turned into a Reichskriegsflagge. Also, when watching Schindlers Liste, the teacher should not hand out "Rachengold-Bonbons" to a coughing pupil. It will lead to a breakdown of Schulordnung. And to a lot of "creative" slogans like "Schlomo Morgenstund hat Gold im Mund - *jingle* Sicher' Dir Dein Rachengold!"

A little bit more harmless:
I'm regularly driving to Stuttgart with my brother. Every time we pass "Untergruppenbach" it is custom to have a dialogue like "Untergruppenbach 2km voraus, Kurs halten." "Jawohl, Herr Obersturm!"

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

I had to bug a German friend to explain precisely what's going on here but now that I know, extremely :yikes:

# ? Dec 5, 2018 17:18

Smirr: Jun 28, 2012

lmao

# ? Dec 5, 2018 17:20

Randler: Jan 3, 2013; ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Germany Discussion: Not seriously intrigued anymore

Edit:

Einbauschrank posted:

The "L�ufer" Radiergummi was more often than not turned into a Reichskriegsflagge.

Germany Discussion: Als der L�ufer zum St�rmer wurde

Randler fucked around with this message at 17:33 on Dec 5, 2018

# ? Dec 5, 2018 17:28

Libluini: May 18, 2012; I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...; Grimey Drawer

Yeah, that entire post was like yikes

Einbauschrank should have ended that post with something pithy, like "And that teacher's name? Adolf Hitler."

Would have allowed us to imagine he's just a weirdo making really bad taste jokes instead of whatever the hell this was

Also my love for history books tells me it should be Obersturmbannf�hrer. But maybe "Obersturm" is some odd abbreviation only Neo-Nazis use :shrug:

# ? Dec 5, 2018 17:38

System Metternich: Feb 28, 2010; But what did he mean by that?

Wann i in Wean an Sturm bst� und da Ober bringtan, daun is des a Obersturm :rimshot:

e: I first put "rimjob" instead of "rimshot" there for the smiley by accident, and now I made myself laugh really hard

# ? Dec 5, 2018 17:42

Eezee: Apr 3, 2011; My double chin turned out to be a huge cyst

Einbauschrank's school was in the news a while ago.

# ? Dec 5, 2018 18:04

Zwille: Aug 18, 2006; * _{For the Ghost Who Walks Funny}

Spekulatiusduplo is bleh. Tried it, was very underwhelmed. Spekulatiustwix is more like it. Or, you know, just crumble up real Spekulatius and snort it off the floor like an animal

(Also: saw a restaurant Men� on Instagram that had Spekulatiushummus :magical:

)

# ? Dec 5, 2018 18:53

Perestroika: Apr 8, 2010

Zwille posted:

Spekulatiusduplo is bleh. Tried it, was very underwhelmed. Spekulatiustwix is more like it. Or, you know, just crumble up real Spekulatius and snort it off the floor like an animal

(Also: saw a restaurant Men� on Instagram that had Spekulatiushummus )

I did not read that correctly the first time. :v:

Also, Spekulatius is overrated anyway. Lebkuchen will always be the superior option.

# ? Dec 5, 2018 18:59

Goa Tse-tung: Feb 11, 2008; ;3; Yams Fan

Perestroika posted:

I did not read that correctly the first time.

Also, Spekulatius is overrated anyway. Lebkuchen will always be the superior option.

we have friends from back when it was in the zone, in Pulsnitz, best lebkuchen in the world imo https://www.pfefferkuchen-pulsnitz.com/gefuellte-pfefferkuchen.html

# ? Dec 5, 2018 19:04

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

We joked around a fair bit about Nazis and all in 8th to 11th grade or so, but it was more like Galgenhumor about Germany's loving atrocious history or poo poo sounding bad (like the Hitschler Weingummis someone mentioned earlier), but none of it was along the lines of people commonly fashioning Nazi symbols or the whole class cracking jokes and laughing during loving Schindler's list, Jesus.

I mean, I'm assuming Einbauschrank was writing it in the spirit of "this is how lovely my class was" without spelling it out, because drat.

I was dumb as a kid too, but the Drittes Reich and NS ideology took on a much more serious turn for me during Kollegstufe and my Abi Kolloquium which focused on the latter. More serious turn as in actually starting to engage in proper activism against Neonazis and punching them and all, which is really what all good deutschbags should do.

# ? Dec 5, 2018 19:05

RabbitWizard: Oct 21, 2008; Muldoon

Randler posted:

Germany Discussion: Not seriously intrigued anymore

Germany Discussion: Als der L�ufer zum St�rmer wurde

Ist klar, dass du neue Fadennamenvorschl�ge hast

Mich erheitert hingegen der Titel jedes Mal.

# ? Dec 5, 2018 19:10

Randler: Jan 3, 2013; ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

I'm just doing the "Thread Name: Lame Joke" thing. I don't think anything can replace our current thread title and what it implies.

And in this regard I heartily encourage our new mod Lightning Knight to acclimate himself more with our thread history and see how deep thread title rabbit hole goes.

Come and See! :kheldragar:

Edit: I have totally blocked memory that those anecdotes spanned multiple posts.

Randler fucked around with this message at 19:23 on Dec 5, 2018

# ? Dec 5, 2018 19:19

RabbitWizard: Oct 21, 2008; Muldoon

Randler posted:

I'm just doing the "Thread Name: Lame Joke" thing. I don't think anything can replace our current thread title and what it implies.

And in this regard I heartily encourage our new mod Lightning Knight to acclimate himself more with our thread history and see how deep thread title rabbit hole goes.

Come and See!

Edit: I have totally blocked memory that those anecdotes spanned multiple posts.

tl;dr

*boop*

# ? Dec 5, 2018 19:31

Zwille: Aug 18, 2006; * _{For the Ghost Who Walks Funny}

Perestroika posted:

Also, Spekulatius is overrated anyway. Lebkuchen will always be the superior option.

Lebkuchenherzen mit oder ohne F�llung?

Tread carefully.

# ? Dec 5, 2018 19:51

pidan: Nov 6, 2012

Zwille posted:

Lebkuchenherzen mit oder ohne Füllung?

Tread carefully.

This is Lebkuchen:

It can also be rectangular.

Some people have other things they call Lebkuchen and I tolerate that, but pictured above is actual Lebkuchen.

# ? Dec 5, 2018 20:02

Lightning Knight: Feb 24, 2012; Pray for Answer

Randler posted:

And in this regard I heartily encourage our new mod Lightning Knight to acclimate himself more with our thread history and see how deep thread title rabbit hole goes.

I actually lurk both this thread and the French politics thread but alas, as I am an ignorant American who only speaks English, it is difficult to follow what y'all are talking about. :shobon:

# ? Dec 5, 2018 20:22

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

If there's one thing I wish on this thread for Christmas, it's Lightning Knight casting his gaze upon renowned expat-thread-contributor Oliwan :ohdear:

# ? Dec 5, 2018 20:27

Randler: Jan 3, 2013; ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Hey guys, remember when our buddy Maa�en met with the AfD to coach them on how to keep their nazism on the down low, so they don't get put under surveillance?

quote:

Bundesamt f�r Verfassungsschutz muss Ausk�nfte �ber Treffen seines Ex-Pr�sidenten mit AfD-Funktionstr�gern erteilen

Das VG K�ln hat dem Antrag eines Journalisten des Tagesspiegels entsprochen und die Bundesrepublik Deutschland verpflichtet, diesem Ausk�nfte �ber Treffen des fr�heren Pr�sidenten des Bundesamts f�r Verfassungsschutz (BfV) Hans-Georg Maa�en mit Funktionstr�gern der AfD zu erteilen.

Verfassungsschutz has to answer journalist questions now due to a court order. :kheldragar:

# ? Dec 5, 2018 20:29

GABA ghoul: Oct 29, 2011

Jens Spahn verkörpert als einziger der drei Kandidaten gleichzeitig einen Generationswechsel und die überfällige Richtungskorrektur in der CDU. Merz geht es eher um seinen verletzten Stolz und eine Retourkutsche gegenüber Merkel, Kramp-Karrenbauer setzt sich in der alles entscheidenden Migrationsfrage nicht von Merkels Linie ab. Beides wäre für einen zukünftigen Vorsitzenden unnötiger Ballast. Spahn hat diese Probleme nicht, er kann glaubhaft eine Erneuerung verkörpern. Leider ist die CDU noch nicht so weit, einen bekennenden Homosexuellen zum Vorsitzenden und mithin zum Kanzlerkandidaten in spe zu machen.

# ? Dec 5, 2018 20:42

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

�berwinterungs-Chili-Update:

Kurz nach dem Zur�ckschneiden meiner gro�en Thai Chili habe ich einen Blattlausbefall im Anfangsstadium feststellen m�ssen. Dies versetzte mich in Rage, obgleich nicht in ein Ma� an Rage, wo ich direkt nach der ~Monsanto-Keule~ greifen wollte. Ich googlete rasch Hausmittel gegen Blattl�use und fand das relativ simple Eingraben von Knoblauchzehen und Bespr�hen mit Knoblauchsud. Ich tat, wie mir Google befahl und vier Wochen sp�ter haben meine Ma�nahmen nicht nur die Blattlausplage besiegt - NEIN - eine der in die Erde gesteckten Zehen hat sogar Wurzeln gefasst und ich fand sie vor ein paar Tagen gl�cklich am Spriessen.

Kredit wo Kredit ist d�h, sagte ich mir und so belohnte ich die heroische Zehe mit ihrem eigenen Beh�ltnis und verspreche diesem Faden hiermit unter Strafe von F�ssilierung und / oder Balkonsturzisierung, dass ich sie gro�ziehen werde, wie mein eigen Fleisch und Blut:

In diesem Sinne w�nsche ich Euch allen einen sch�nen Abend und eine gute Nacht!

/ninja-Edith:

Ich bin nicht weniger froh, berichten zu d�rfen, dass die Aufw�nde meines Chili-Z�chtens im Laufe des Jahres einen ganzen Stapel Weihnachtsgeschenke zur Folge hatten:

Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 21:05 on Dec 5, 2018

# ? Dec 5, 2018 21:01

Dommolus Magnus: Feb 27, 2013

Today I had Br�tchen with Chia seeds and Quinoa. It was delicous. I'm afraid I'm becoming what I hate, an awful Hipster. Hopefully, I'm not turning into oliwan next. :ohdear:

Duzzy Funlop posted:

[...] Balkonsturzisierung[...]

Apropos Balkon: whatever happened to our Quotenschweizer?

# ? Dec 5, 2018 21:53

Perestroika: Apr 8, 2010

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

Jens Spahn verkörpert als einziger der drei Kandidaten gleichzeitig einen Generationswechsel und die überfällige Richtungskorrektur in der CDU. Merz geht es eher um seinen verletzten Stolz und eine Retourkutsche gegenüber Merkel, Kramp-Karrenbauer setzt sich in der alles entscheidenden Migrationsfrage nicht von Merkels Linie ab. Beides wäre für einen zukünftigen Vorsitzenden unnötiger Ballast. Spahn hat diese Probleme nicht, er kann glaubhaft eine Erneuerung verkörpern. Leider ist die CDU noch nicht so weit, einen bekennenden Homosexuellen zum Vorsitzenden und mithin zum Kanzlerkandidaten in spe zu machen.

Bitte belege deine Zitate mit Quellen.

# ? Dec 5, 2018 21:59

bronin: Oct 15, 2009; use it or throw it away

Zwille posted:

Lebkuchenherzen mit oder ohne F�llung?

Tread carefully.

F�llung!

Oder diese Schokolebkuchen in Stern und Herzform ohne F�llung daf�r aber dann mit viel Gl�hwein runtersp�len.

# ? Dec 5, 2018 22:05

Pand: Apr 1, 2011; Jogi Maldito

Gl�hwein is garbage.

# ? Dec 5, 2018 22:08

Zwille: Aug 18, 2006; * _{For the Ghost Who Walks Funny}

bronin posted:

F�llung!

Oder diese Schokolebkuchen in Stern und Herzform ohne F�llung daf�r aber dann mit viel Gl�hwein runtersp�len.

this guy gets it

E: real lebkuchen is good too but ehh. It�s like eating real bread when you could have toast. :v:

# ? Dec 5, 2018 22:19

dogboy: Jul 21, 2009; hurr; Grimey Drawer

Duzzy Funlop posted:

nach der ~Monsanto-Keule~ greifen

Roundup ist �brigens ein Herbizid und kein Insektizid. Du h�ttest zwar indirekt die Blattl�use get�tet, weil du ihre Nahrung und Heimat vernichtet h�ttest, aber das war ja sicher nicht das Ziel! :v:

# ? Dec 5, 2018 22:25

Dommolus Magnus: Feb 27, 2013

Pand posted:

Gl�hwein is garbage.

All wine is. Beer and Whisky are the only acceptable types of alcoholic beverage. :colbert:

I still remember with horror the time I had to spend at the conference center in Luminy where the only beer available were cans from the vending machine and even that was quickly depleted. Of course, not getting drunk in the evenings wasn't an option either, so regrettably we had to stoop to drinking wine. Very sad!

Back then I also discovered that the French mathematical society has their own wine brand, because of course they do. :france:

# ? Dec 5, 2018 22:26

Babies Getting Rabies: Apr 21, 2007; Sugartime Jones

Pand posted:

Gl�hwein is garbage.

Mega agreedo. Alcohol in general should never be served warm.

# ? Dec 5, 2018 22:28

System Metternich: Feb 28, 2010; But what did he mean by that?

Dommolus Magnus posted:

Apropos Balkon: whatever happened to our Quotenschweizer?

Ist immer noch da soweit ich wei�. Vielleicht sind die Sch�ler gerade recht anstrengend, oder er muss seine 541.623 Balkone vom Schnee befreien und hat deswegen keine Zeit mehr zum Pfostieren? :v:

Pand posted:

Gl�hwein is garbage.

Ich mag ihn, vor allem wenn er mit wei�em Wein gemacht wird

# ? Dec 5, 2018 22:31

GABA ghoul: Oct 29, 2011

Perestroika posted:

Bitte belege deine Zitate mit Quellen.

It's from a book called "Randler& How to trigger him - a collection of Spiegel online comments"

Pand posted:

Glühwein is garbage.

Everything in that sentence is wrong

# ? Dec 5, 2018 22:38

Dommolus Magnus: Feb 27, 2013

System Metternich posted:

Ist immer noch da soweit ich wei�. Vielleicht sind die Sch�ler gerade recht anstrengend, oder er muss seine 541.623 Balkone vom Schnee befreien und hat deswegen keine Zeit mehr zum Pfostieren?

Geht garnicht, Pfostieren ist Pflicht!

# ? Dec 5, 2018 22:42

Zwille: Aug 18, 2006; * _{For the Ghost Who Walks Funny}

Speaking of Gl�hwein, can anyone confirm if what we�re calling Eierpunsch around here is equivalent to American eggnog? Because Eierpunsch just is the worst.

(I like Gl�hwein)

# ? Dec 5, 2018 23:07

Peggotty: May 9, 2014

It's not the same. Eierpunsch is Punsch with eggs. Eggnog is made from egg yolks, sugar, rum and milk or cream. Eggnog is significantly less disgusting than Eierpunsch.

Eggnog is basically just Eierlikör with less alcohol.

Peggotty fucked around with this message at 23:18 on Dec 5, 2018

# ? Dec 5, 2018 23:16

skipThings: May 21, 2007; Tell me more about this
"Wireless fun-adaptor" you were speaking of.

Babies Getting Rabies posted:

Mega agreedo. Alcohol in general should never be served warm.

Uhm, hello? Grog is actually amazing and doesn't want to be compared to Gl�hwein, tia

# ? Dec 5, 2018 23:28

elbkaida: Jan 13, 2008; Look!

Zwille posted:

E: real lebkuchen is good too but ehh. It�s like eating real bread when you could have toast.

Are you implying that toast is preferable to real bread? :raise:

# ? Dec 6, 2018 00:00

Wengy: Feb 6, 2008

Why do students write so much? One essay will easily take me 45 minutes to correct ffs. Also, no balcony news to report except for the fact that I�ve relocated some pieces of balcony furniture to the inside of the apartment so as to protect them from inclement weather.

# ? Dec 6, 2018 00:11

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

cebrail posted:

It's not the same. Eierpunsch is Punsch with eggs. Eggnog is made from egg yolks, sugar, rum and milk or cream. Eggnog is significantly less disgusting than Eierpunsch.

Eggnog is basically just Eierlik�r with less alcohol.

Oh, Eierlikor actually is eggnog? Awesome, I�ve been seeing it in Lidl and wondering.

Gluhwein is overpriced when bought from a market stall, but still good.

# ? Dec 6, 2018 00:49

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 20:41

System Metternich: Feb 28, 2010; But what did he mean by that?

Wengy posted:

Why do students write so much? One essay will easily take me 45 minutes to correct ffs. Also, no balcony news to report except for the fact that I�ve relocated some pieces of balcony furniture to the inside of the apartment so as to protect them from inclement weather.

Just give them a maximum page number where going above constitutes an automatic failure, and in der K�rze liegt die W�rze anyway imho

# ? Dec 6, 2018 01:01

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