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LifeSunDeath posted:So that's it huh? That's how a poptart becomes pizza. Weird flex but ok. This made me start to wonder what it would be like if instead of the standard cheese-stuffed crust, you stuffed it with poptart filling instead and now I feel a little sick.
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I mean... if you had some marinara... Nah it just doesn’t warrant a discussion this is a bad thing
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As the weird that eats the crusts that people leave behind, I love that. And don't tell me to just eat breadsticks, they are not the same.
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fizzymercy posted:As the weird that eats the crusts that people leave behind, I love that. And don't tell me to just eat breadsticks, they are not the same. I like the crust, but that's just too much crust.
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Dec 6, 2018 14:13
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They can’t possibly be cooked to the same degree. You can see on the end of the pizza that it’s overcooked
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fizzymercy posted:As the weird that eats the crusts that people leave behind, I love that. And don't tell me to just eat breadsticks, they are not the same. I imagine you shambling over to a table a family has just vacated and devouring the leftover pizza crusts until being spotted and chased out with a broom while shrieking.
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Dec 6, 2018 14:40
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Day old, dried out Papa John's pizza crusts that you have to gnaw like a dog are the best and only reason to get that lovely pizza. They're so tough and chewy and every now and then you get a bit of sauce or cheese and gah it's so good. This is my secret shame.
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:I imagine you shambling over to a table a family has just vacated and devouring the leftover pizza crusts until being spotted and chased out with a broom while shrieking. How did you know about my Thursday ritual?
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empty sea posted:Day old, dried out Papa John's pizza crusts that you have to gnaw like a dog are the best and only reason to get that lovely pizza. You should have kept that shame secret.
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Dec 6, 2018 15:14
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"These rawhide chews are definitely for my nine rambunctious boxer puppies and as a completely unrelated aside like normal people in normal conversations have, do you know anywhere around here that sells garlic butter."
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Dec 6, 2018 15:21
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Why the gently caress does this make me think of ingrown toenails
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It makes me think of clubbed fingers
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Assuming that is melting cheese sloughing into the pot...what the hell is the rest of that?
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Dec 6, 2018 16:48
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What, why, how, and where can I get one?
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Dec 6, 2018 16:52
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apply fire to cheese on banana hangar walla
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Aesop Poprock posted:My grandma will not eat Mac and cheese without ketchup and will request it at restaurants even for like an artisan $8 bowl of it, she don’t give a gently caress I'd get Mac and cheese with ketchup on it only at my grandma's when I was a kid. I always wondered if it was some sort of Depression era thing.
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Schubalts posted:Assuming that is melting cheese sloughing into the pot...what the hell is the rest of that? Schubalts posted:Assuming that is melting cheese sloughing into the pot...what the hell is the rest of that? Glazed donut grilled cheese with tomato soup, served on a traditional hook, piping cold.
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Dec 6, 2018 17:04
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It's some kind of burger vagina
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Somewhere David Cronenberg is smiling
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This is my ideal pizza 
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I think I remember that one from theanarchistscookbook.txt
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No ring, voted thread 1. Do crust rules count as pizza rules? Because I firmly believe in no pizza rules, but that is way too much crust.
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Dec 6, 2018 20:27
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What if it's cheese-stuffed crust?
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Schubalts posted:What if it's cheese-stuffed crust? DO you really think there's cheese in that?
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Sliced cheese food product.
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Schubalts posted:Sliced cheese food product. Just a dry, jaw cramping wasteland of crust.
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All crust pizza is a calzone, but what if the pizza had 1% exposed topping area but the rest was calzone, is it still a soup?
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 "Pork rinds in aspic."  "What school calls a hotdog"  
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For once, I’d actually read the giant personal blog post that goes with this recipe. “Often in the springtime, when great gammers would get kicked out of the A&P for being belligerent and drunk, we’d go down to the local soda shop and pick through the garbage. The warmth and sunshine and stench of mildew were thick in the air as we...”
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Haifisch posted:
Dear god that paper-thin super-diagonal slice technique should be considered cruel and unusual punishment
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Dec 6, 2018 21:08
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Minus the beans, this is my peak "I don't feel like even opening the spice cabinet" dinner.
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Dewgy posted:For once, I’d actually read the giant personal blog post that goes with this recipe. It was with silent delight that we selected the best, ripest bananas at the market--silent, of course, to avoid Gam-Gam's wrath. My sister was naturally Gam-Gam's favorite since she won the family wrestling match last Christmas, so she was given the enviable task of hiding the bananas under her coat as we legged it out of the store. Gam-Gam's favorite part was peeling the bananas in front of us, as we marveled at their creamy, ivory flesh plopping one-by-one into the garbage can. I can almost hear her laughing at the way our stomachs roared in protest. The last time I ever heard that laugh she was cracking off shotgun rounds at the fire marshal. RIP, Gam-Gam.
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LifeSunDeath posted:Better than what I thought it was: Long rear end toe-nails in ballistic gel. made me think of tapeworms
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Haifisch posted:
tilting my head like a confused dog rn. Schubalts posted:Minus the beans, this is my peak "I don't feel like even opening the spice cabinet" dinner. I'd tear into that nasty poo poo. grab the nearest available hot sauce bottle and go to town.
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Chreisstwurst.
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This was actually a thing being sold in stores in Japan when I was there this summer. Not hot, but cold banana water that just tasted like some sort of tea made from green banana peels. It was bad.
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I like green bananas. They taste better and aren't mushy. I wanna try the drink.
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