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290lb is considered "elite" for a 200lb woman. It's the equivalent of a 220lb male athlete squatting 530lb. Definitely reasonable for a high school swimmer.
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Dec 7, 2018 21:30
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yeah it reminds me of the classic 4 minute mile runner who managed to do it because of pent up energy or some bullshit and kept doubling down on it. I bet this one would do the same thing, claiming it was some mental energy she never knew she had because she hadn't thought about the weight of the bar.
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Like the proverbial mother who lifts a car to save her child, so does the forum poster bend reality to save their STDH.
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Dec 7, 2018 22:07
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Why not just poo poo on the blade? Edgar Allen Ho posted:290lb is considered "elite" for a 200lb woman. It's the equivalent of a 220lb male athlete squatting 530lb. *Guy puts on 45+5 or 25+25 and squats* "Alright, thrown a plate and a five on there!"
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kimbo305 posted:Why not just poo poo on the blade? Yeah, that was weird, plus not taking into account the weight of the bar itself in any way.
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Skwirl posted:Yeah, that was weird, plus not taking into account the weight of the bar itself in any way. Yeah, no way do you squat that much and not know to include the bar in the total / do it automatically.
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Dec 7, 2018 23:42
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Struggling, groaning and making gross rear end male noises.
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SkunkDuster posted:Struggling, groaning and making gross rear end male noises. i.e. me at the dinner table
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I guess the way he initially tries to write himself as non-creepy is the STDH. Sidling up to someone and just staring at what they're staring at is weird. Not as weird as the stalking her while rubbing your boner, but still very weird. Chances are she might have reacted possibly if he had just made appropriate small talk about the tree or whatever instead of just staring brooding silently thinking "i'm not currently physically assaulting her, why isn't this bitch loving me yet". Incels have this weird self-fulfilling prophecy where they’re convinced women find them repulsive, so they act as repulsive as possible. Then when women have normal reactions to their creepy behavior, they take it as proof that women hate them for being ugly.
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The funniest/saddest/somethingest part is the number of godawful incels that are decent looking. They completely fail to realize how their attitude is what's repulsive. Elliot Rodger being a prime example, look at him without knowing who he is and you would think he'd get a prom date. Meanwhile, cute funny fat guys who aren't terrible people rake in pussies and dicks and asses and get attractive body types named after them. Like I'd unironically choose Seth Rogan over Ryan Gosling.
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It's weird to talk about 100lb increments to start with, let alone adding 50. And what high school has 45lb bars?
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Dec 8, 2018 03:55
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Mine did. I didn't know bars (the big ones) came in any other weight than 45.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Mine did. I didn't know bars (the big ones) came in any other weight than 45. 45 is the standard Olympic set, though I think they can be up to 55. High schools (and gyms) often have crappy and/or non standard ones. I think ours in high school was 35 lbs. The point remains that 100 and 50lb increments are very, very strange though.
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My school had olympic bars and 20lb ones. I remember this because before marching band started taking up PE credits me and my lame friends all had to do mandatory weights in PE once a week and "maxed" at struggling with just the oly bar, so the coach just had us do the empty 20lb bars. 50lb increments aren't that out there since 25 plates are kinda the midway point before you get to adding two more 45s but that ends up being like 95/185/275/etc not multiples of 50. Maybe it didn't happen... But man the ones where a cursory google would turn it into "sounds embellished" instead of "bullshit" annoy me so much. You can boast about being strong without being like "yeah as a swimmer I have the physique of a pro weightlifter close to the top of healthy female body weight, except also just fyi I'm the tallest woman alive so 200lbs is still light on me" which is what those numbers she gives trigger in my head
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Dec 8, 2018 04:35
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I never know how much the bar weighs. To be fair my squats are much in line with the twiggy straightboy so it doesn't make a huge difference.
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bike tory posted:I never know how much the bar weighs. To be fair my squats are much in line with the twiggy straightboy so it doesn't make a huge difference. I'm 300lbs and have an eight pack at 5'6'' so I weigh myself, then weigh myself holding the bar, at every gym to make sure I'm getting what I pay for.
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:I'm 300lbs and have an eight pack at 5'6'' so I weigh myself, then weigh myself holding the bar, at every gym to make sure I'm getting what I pay for. Well I'm 6', 165lbs and have a 1 pack and I've never been to a gym that had a set of scales in the weights room. Are you like as wide as you are tall?
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bike tory posted:Well I'm 6', 165lbs and have a 1 pack and I've never been to a gym that had a set of scales in the weights room. Yep I'm a juvenile gorilla irl. Also, does anyone have saved the version of the "atheist professor" stdh where the professor becomes a heavenly bear and battles the antichrist?
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Dec 8, 2018 05:06
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EVG posted:
Why is this person so vulgar
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oldpainless posted:Why is this person so vulgar They're a teenager trying to sound cool for tumblr
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King of Foolians posted:I like how the guy in this fantasy determines the age of the child based on its cognition and not by, ya know, how big the child is. I'm not an expert on children but I'm pretty sure that a 16 month old is quite a bit smaller than a 2 1/2 year old. Plus, who the hell cares what a random stranger in a store says? People say fake poo poo about babies all the time, i.e. "Oh, what a pretty baby! She seems so smart." The ice cream was tainted due to poor refrigeration. Darling Child didn't last the month.
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Dec 8, 2018 06:47
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EVG posted:
I hate to be a prescriptivist, but "rekted"? Surely it's "rekt"?
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I don't have the picture on hand sadly, but one of my favorite STDH is the one where OP suddenly has a panic attack mid phone conversation with a friend/boyfriend or something so the friend hung up and ran the 10 miles or so to be with OP. This took only a couple of minutes to do and person having the attack didn't just assume they were abandoned when they would need help the most smh
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Please, please read another book. I beg you
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The joke's on them. I was on the other side saying 
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Danaru posted:Please, please read another book. I beg you It's basically this generations open sesame because cartoons don't use that anymore
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Danaru posted:Please, please read another book. I beg you 
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A guy tried to mug me so I wrote ELBERETH on the floor and he had no choice but to stop mugging me and then a hot female who was watching said I GET IT and then we kissed and now we are married and everyone applauded.
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Len posted:It's basically this generations open sesame because cartoons don't use that anymore New Sabrina uses it 
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A Sabrina the Teenage Witch remake that's actually really loving good SHOULD be stdh, but it isn't. That show rules.
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:A Sabrina the Teenage Witch remake that's actually really loving good SHOULD be stdh, but it isn't. That show rules. It's based on a comic that takes the original concept behind Sabrina and turns it into a pre-Comics Code horror series. It's awesome.
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chitoryu12 posted:It's based on a comic that takes the original concept behind Sabrina and turns it into a pre-Comics Code horror series. It's awesome. The show's intro embraces that so hard and it is stunning.
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Yep I'm a juvenile gorilla irl. A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, “God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I’ll give you exactly 15 minutes.” The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, “Here I am God. I’m still waiting.” It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and lifted up his arm to strike him. At that moment the professor was transformed into a 7-foot grizzly, wreathed in a halo of holy fire. The bear spoke: "Blasphemer thou art, thou thinkst to take the place of God? Those who deny me face eternal fire, but you who knows my work and yet commits the sin of Satan I curse a hundred times over!" The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently picking at his boils. Then Richard Dawkins burst into the room, wielding a copy of The Selfish Gene and crying "Leave that boy alone, you pathetic atavism!" As the holy bear whirled around, terrible light flashing in its eyes, Dawkins shed his mortal form, raised each of his seven horned heads, and hissed. "It'ssss me you want!". And then the Lord and the Antichrist joined in the final battle.
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Here's another parody of that which gets me every time quote:A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist
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Did they mean the soda machine?
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Nope. Machine that dispenses fathers from the 50's. (More like oldclueless)
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