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Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

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The MSJ
May 17, 2010


Which porn studio made the obvious porn parody?















Not technically a movie poster.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Wait i thought no one liked neo yokio? Like there's bad reviews everywhere...

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


Desperado Bones posted:

Wait i thought no one liked neo yokio? Like there's bad reviews everywhere...

Neo Yokio is about to explode.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
How is the Chinese movie industry so goddamn bad at character design. It seems like every other movie that’s aiming for cute and appealing spawns these horrific miscreants.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

Desperado Bones posted:

Wait i thought no one liked neo yokio? Like there's bad reviews everywhere...

Neo Yokio is like a parody of something that doesn't exist, and none of the jokes have punchlines. It's so bizarre.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Mechafunkzilla posted:

Neo Yokio is like a parody of something that doesn't exist, and none of the jokes have punchlines. It's so bizarre.

Holy poo poo this is a perfect description.

Parts of it reminded me of anime around the time of YuYu Hakisho but that's about it.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Neo Yokio is almost nothing but 1% jokes and I've never seen anything so aggressively unrelatable.

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006


Wasn't this posted months ago and fake? No company logos.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Baron von Eevl posted:

What the gently caress is this website?

The website may be dubious, but Kirk Douglas (happy 102nd birthday!) being sacked for demanding that studio changes to the script be undone is bullshit.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Only three out of ten?

I thought it was better received.

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

Neo Yokio is what happens when you try to make "Bonfire of the Vanities" an anime about demons and magical boys. The punchline meant to underlie the show's reckless excess is that the main cast is vapid and blissfully unaware of their privilege, that their problems are absurdly minor compared to the real problems facing Neo Yokio (and the real New York). Sometimes this works—there's a genuinely good joke about Jaden Smith having a crisis over a midnight-blue tuxedo—but, the show is missing a credible counterpoint to its vision of wealthy excess. Everyone outside the 1% is relegated to the background and the audience never sees the costs of the city's gross inequality. The occasional anti-capitalist messaging ends up feeling like weird platitudes to reassure the audience that the cast isn't completely irredeemable.

The Christmas special tries to address these failures by showing us the life of a salesclerk who devotes himself fully to Neo Yokio's false paradise and is then immediately fired when one of the main cast members tries to make a quick buck by marketing toothless anti-capitalist platitudes to the city's underclass. It also has Jaden Smith's character discover his privilege is the results of centuries-old oppression of Neo Yokio's indigenous people and that his family are literal demons with good PR followed by the villain winning and the city being erased from the face of the earth.

The show isn't good but there's something weirdly endearing about the fumbling social commentary, the bad voice acting, and occasionally janky animation.

Waffleman_ posted:

Neo Yokio is almost nothing but 1% jokes and I've never seen anything so aggressively unrelatable.

Fittingly, one of the only good reviews I've seen for it is in the New York Times.

Mahlertov Cocktail
Mar 1, 2010

I ate your Mahler avatar! Hahahaha!
I thought American Gods had gotten cancelled! Excited for another fever dream of a season :dance:

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Mahlertov Cocktail posted:

I thought American Gods had gotten cancelled! Excited for another fever dream of a season :dance:

No, I think it was the creative team got fired or something, which puts any additional seasons in limbo. I seem to recall reading something about that a few months ago.

I could be talking out my rear end, but it’s something like this.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Proteus Jones posted:

No, I think it was the creative team got fired or something, which puts any additional seasons in limbo. I seem to recall reading something about that a few months ago.

I could be talking out my rear end, but it’s something like this.

Bryan Fuller wanted a bigger budget for season two despite the first already being one of the most expensive shows ever made and not getting super stellar ratings and then quit when they wouldn't give it to him which put the whole show in jeopardy since a lot of people were there largely because of him and were also threatening to leave with him. It's why the delay was so long between seasons and also ironically made the second season more expensive anyways.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I think Gillian Anderson and Kristin Chenoweth both quit, didn't they?

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

Wheat Loaf posted:

I think Gillian Anderson and Kristin Chenoweth both quit, didn't they?

Yeah. They quit after Byran Fuller and Michael Green were let go as showrunners, allegedly due to a ballooning production budget ($10 million per episode) and creative differences with Gaiman, who was unhappy with the show going for a looser adaption for the second season.

The new season is shaping up to be a mess. The new guy they hired to replace them was allegedly canned midway through production because Starz hated the new scripts. Then, the studio tried to promote someone within the writing team to get the show back on track, only for them to quit immediately. Then, after all those rewrites and firings, they still ended up going severely over budget.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Jedit posted:

The website may be dubious, but Kirk Douglas (happy 102nd birthday!) being sacked for demanding that studio changes to the script be undone is bullshit.

Nah, actors shouldn't be making demands on the script (see Brando's thoughts on Dr. Moreau), especially ones with a secondary or tertiary role, and quitting the day before shooting starts is a bullshit move.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Stanley Kubrick and Kirk Douglas were at odds making Spartacus. Kubrick wanted to cut the "I'm Spartacus" scene because he thought it was dumb.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

https://twitter.com/godzillamovie/status/1071996809667502081?s=21

Macksy
Oct 20, 2008
this is another, until now unseen Lucas Lee poster, right?

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.
Looks like one of those terrible parody films except I don't recognise any of the movies they're refereeing.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Stealth Resident Evil reboot. It’s obviously where all the children of Umbrella Corporation executives go to school.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Macksy posted:

this is another, until now unseen Lucas Lee poster, right?

It's from the comic book written by My Chemical Romance's Gerard Way. Unsurprisingly, he later wrote Doom Patrol for DC.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMeqY7ogdF8&t=6s

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Baron von Eevl posted:

Nah, actors shouldn't be making demands on the script (see Brando's thoughts on Dr. Moreau), especially ones with a secondary or tertiary role, and quitting the day before shooting starts is a bullshit move.

There's a colossal difference between rewriting a script out of vanity and asking that the original text of the author's ending be restored. The former is what Stallone did.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



The big guy in back played Billy Bones in Black Sails and he was fantastic in it. I'm willing to give this a shot just for him.

Nroo
Dec 31, 2007

https://twitter.com/ParamountPics/status/1072128809019813889

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

The guys who brought you Deadpool is the fired director executive producing. I thought he did a good job on the first one but the guy who brought us Deadpool is Ryan Reynolds

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
He's so beefy. Furries are gonna go gaga over this thing.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Please sit down before clicking play

https://twitter.com/ign/status/1072121573371510786?s=21

Nroo
Dec 31, 2007

I don't anything about Sonic but I think it's a bad idea to give him defined musculature and have him only wearing shoes.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

Nroo posted:

I don't anything about Sonic but I think it's a bad idea to give him defined musculature and have him only wearing shoes.

You're implying that things could actually get wor-

Ah... I see where I am in error now.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Nroo posted:

I don't anything about Sonic but I think it's a bad idea to give him defined musculature and have him only wearing shoes.

Sonic the Huge Hog

really you could just edit the silhouette poster to add the batman dick from the recent controversy

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

kiimo posted:

The guys who brought you Deadpool is the fired director executive producing. I thought he did a good job on the first one but the guy who brought us Deadpool is Ryan Reynolds

the guy that brought you Deadpool is the guy that's bringing you the new Terminator

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

feedmyleg posted:

He's so beefy. Furries are gonna go gaga over this thing.

From what I've seen, absolutely loving not.

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
Let me guess, they don't want to be pandered to and only want to masturbate to stuff that's legit meant for kids.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Sonic the Huge Hog

really you could just edit the silhouette poster to add the batman dick from the recent controversy

Gotta gain fast

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Gargamel Gibson posted:

Let me guess, they don't want to be pandered to and only want to masturbate to stuff that's legit meant for kids.

No, it's more that it just looks bad.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


NoneMoreNegative posted:

Sonic the Huge Hog

really you could just edit the silhouette poster to add the batman dick from the recent controversy

the what now


Edit: On second thought, I'm not sure I actually want to know.

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Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Sirotan posted:

the what now

There was a comic in a mature-rated line DC was running recently where Batman had his dick out when he was taking off his suit in the batcave.

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