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hannibal
Jul 27, 2001

[img-planes]

Kith posted:

That owns pretty loving hard.

Content:



When we first moved to Sicily, we were stuck in a local apartment complex for a bit as temporary housing while the Mineo housing complex got finished. Every shower had an electrical outlet on the opposite side of the shower head, at about chest-height. The building shorted out about once a week, somehow without getting anyone electrocuted in that time. I think we were only there for about a month, but it was a nerve-wracking month for sure.


That is pretty egregious, but I immediately thought of the shower deaths in the US military in Iraq: http://www.nbcnews.com/id/29891090/ns/us_news-military/t/troops-iraq-shower-still-may-be-fatal/

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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

That led me to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NokGZ4d9mrk

The 911 operator is amazing. She sounds like she gets a call from a crashed airplane like two or three times per month. "Where did you fly out of? Where were you flying to? Did you file a flight plan? Is your GPS working? Is your emergency beacon working?"

good lord i never expected to tear up at the dry narration of a csb youtube video

god drat

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

Flannelette posted:

"Water's compressible right?"


Also tires are for pussies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sibHi2a2Lww

(Russian BonJovi bonus)

Too fast for wooden wheels without tyres.

I'd like to see someone try properly-made wooden cart wheels with iron tyres.

Edit: on reflection those wouldn't hold up to drifting either

GotLag fucked around with this message at 05:39 on Dec 10, 2018

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


GotLag posted:

Too fast for wooden wheels without tyres.

I'd like to see someone try properly-made wooden cart wheels with iron tyres.

Edit: on reflection those wouldn't hold up to drifting either

garage 54 does all kinds of dumb tire tests.

Nails: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idLoI5nyQ-U

Paper: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qCviSCHni8

Solid chunks of wood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBv_jNG9ck0

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

they should team up with the japanese guy that makes ridiculous knives.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oadf4KNYz-I

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ
That paper wheel did surprisingly well

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


https://i.imgur.com/gAIjRSz.gifv

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


richardm
Jul 15, 2004

EPIC fat guy vids posted:

That's one of the best advert campaigns I've ever seen. Thanks for linking :)

Edit: isn't the thing about burning hey rolls that you might not learn for a while they're on fire since they burn so slow and by then it's too late?

There was an ‘eco house’ built from hay bales not far from where I used to live. The bales were nicely rendered inside and out, and it was all very smart. But one day shortly after it was finished it caught fire, and the fire brigade had to dash out and extinguish it. Because the bales were so dense, there wasn’t actually that much damage done.

Trouble was fire was still smouldering somewhere in the bales, and it reignited a couple of days later.
Fire brigade came out again, extinguished it again. The same cycle repeated over the course of a couple of weeks or so, and eventually the whole house burned down. It was quite upsetting for the people who were trying to live in it.

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


richardm posted:

There was an ‘eco house’ built from hay bales not far from where I used to live. The bales were nicely rendered inside and out, and it was all very smart. But one day shortly after it was finished it caught fire, and the fire brigade had to dash out and extinguish it. Because the bales were so dense, there wasn’t actually that much damage done.

Trouble was fire was still smouldering somewhere in the bales, and it reignited a couple of days later.
Fire brigade came out again, extinguished it again. The same cycle repeated over the course of a couple of weeks or so, and eventually the whole house burned down. It was quite upsetting for the people who were trying to live in it.

New Zealand?

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer

What is it?

richardm
Jul 15, 2004

Flannelette posted:

New Zealand?

Scotland. But I guess it’s going to be a universal hazard; as a species we have learned nothing from the Three Little Pigs.

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003

Nucken Futz posted:

Yo Zombie Buddy.

Did the exact same stunt close to 40 yrs ago.
The Chilliwack River did me in.
No handles to grab, Oar broke in my hands.
Drunk.
Ended up stuck on a rock in the middle of the river.

Good Times.

I was a dam builder
Across the river deep and wide
Where steel and water did collide
A place called Boulder on the wild Colorado
I slipped and fell into the wet concrete below
They buried me in that great tomb that knows no sound
But I am still around

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

RandomPauI posted:

What is it?

Your internet

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



RandomPauI posted:

What is it?

Street posts got that tangy taffy under their hardshell

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Hay bales can spontaneously ignite from the heat of decay going on inside.

I know this and I have never owned a single bale of hay, much less built a house from the stuff.

HarmB
Jun 19, 2006



RandomPauI posted:

What is it?

It's a concrete core sample cut through a bunch of lines, including the conduit running almost lengthwise along the cut.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


RandomPauI posted:

What is it?

That's what we all look like inside.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






RandomPauI posted:

What is it?

Cutting the cord

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

RandomPauI posted:

What is it?

A Surinam toad.


Antioch posted:

I was a dam builder
Across the river deep and wide
Where steel and water did collide
A place called Boulder on the wild Colorado
I slipped and fell into the wet concrete below
They buried me in that great tomb that knows no sound
But I am still around

It was stuck in my head by the time I got to “builder.”

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

Platystemon posted:

Hay bales can spontaneously ignite from the heat of decay going on inside.

I know this and I have never owned a single bale of hay, much less built a house from the stuff.

Any kid who watched Science Court knows this too.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.
About to try and lift my 1.2 metric ton milling machine at home, got myself a 2 ton harbor freight crane last night. Heavy machine lifting is always a very OSHA thing so wish me luck. Just want it up so I can pull away the pallet and let it sit on the floor for now.

Next step comes later, putting it on machine skates for actually moving it.

Fanelien
Nov 23, 2003

On tyre chat, sporting and track motorcyclists are pretty on to tyre pressures. When I'm riding I often check and adjust 2-3 times a day if the weather and road conditions are changing. We just fill with air, nitrogen is a con for anything outside of maybe F1 where those couple grams of unsprung weight might actually mean something. If motorcycles are happy with air, your car should be too. After all our two tiny tyres matter more than your four gigantic tyres.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

What the hell am I looking at here, besides obviously bad news?

Sigourney Cheevos posted:

It's a concrete core sample cut through a bunch of lines, including the conduit running almost lengthwise along the cut.

Oh dear.

Cichlidae
Aug 12, 2005

ME LOVE
MAKE RED LIGHT


Dr. Infant, MD
Hey, at least they're not post-tensioning cables. I can't imagine the noise that would make.

Ruflux
Jun 16, 2012

Ak Gara posted:

I'm sorry is that a bath tap that just pours all over the floor?
Or a GIANT ROOM SIZED BATH?

Perfectly normal anywhere that uses full wet room bathrooms like everybody should, and extremely useful to boot.

Semi-related, I love being able to clean my bathroom by spraying water everywhere

e: Well except for the lighting fixture and washing machine I guess

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

clockwork chaos posted:

The fire marshal said that the fire lane, which has multiple signs saying that no equipment can be in the lane, has to be clear at all times and needs to be fixed immediately. It took less than two days for it to be clogged again.

You need to surreptitiously take a photo and send it to the fire marshal. I doubt he will be very impressed.

The next fire could be leave you trapped with no way out and you'd get to be burned alive for minimum wage. Your life is worth infinitely more than that.

toplitzin
Jun 13, 2003


Megillah Gorilla posted:

You need to surreptitiously take a photo and send it to the fire marshal. I doubt he will be very impressed.

The next fire could be leave you trapped with no way out and you'd get to be burned alive for minimum wage. Your life is worth infinitely more than that.

This 1000x

Keep burning(haha) your employer over this. This is not something worth dying over.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


:yotj:

Just got heavily invited to apply for a job at another company at double my current wage and a 9 day fortnight (5 on 3 off, 4 on 2 off). It's only 80km away and I can easily afford to have my house here and a unit there if I have to until I find a place to settle. I'm at a level at current place I can take extended leave without pay to feel it out on the sly and if it doesn't work out just go back to work and lie about my holiday.

It's right up alley, and a bunch of my experience exceeds their requirements.

It's a different type of work (now gas, new is metals) but I'm sure I will have stories to tell

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

its impressive how many lines they were able to gently caress up at once with this one weird trick

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Hey, is the the point where all the underground cables cross over each other?

Hold on, I'll go check.















Yup.

Bistromatic
Oct 3, 2004

And turn the inner eye
To see its path...
They're building a switch. Put a handle on top, put it back in and you can rotate the cylinder to dis/connect the lines

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

richardm posted:

as a species we have learned nothing from the Three Little Pigs.
If this isn't worthy of being the new thread title I dunno what is.

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Cichlidae posted:

Hey, at least they're not post-tensioning cables. I can't imagine the noise that would make.

It makes a noise somewhere between wood knocking together and a gunshot, makes the entire slab shake, and will fire the grout plug filling the pocket for the anchors a few hundred feet

The last PT job I worked on had a big fuckup with the locations on the plumbing blockouts, and had to do about 500 cores to fix it... and managed to avoid hitting a cable until the very last one they did

ChairMaster
Aug 22, 2009

by R. Guyovich

toplitzin posted:

This 1000x

Keep burning(haha) your employer over this. This is not something worth dying over.

They won't be his employer much longer if they find out he told the fire marshal anything, I definitely wouldn't trust them to keep your identity secret. Maybe you could anonymously email it to their office or something, I dunno how it works really.

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Yeah, sign up a burner email and an anonymous Google voice phone if the fire marshals want to talk, get pictures if you can do it without management noticing, and scrub all the metadata on those images before you send them.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

His Divine Shadow posted:

About to try and lift my 1.2 metric ton milling machine at home, got myself a 2 ton harbor freight crane last night. Heavy machine lifting is always a very OSHA thing so wish me luck. Just want it up so I can pull away the pallet and let it sit on the floor for now.

Next step comes later, putting it on machine skates for actually moving it.

Are you this guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ppx8h6svcA8&t=870s

Guyver
Dec 5, 2006

McSpanky posted:

Fill your tires with liquid water, that'll show 'em who's boss :krakken:

You can actually do this on cranes with tires when you want more counter weight.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Guyver posted:

You can actually do this on cranes with tires when you want more counter weight.

I got curious about the practical applications of liquid-filled tires when I woke up this morning and discovered an outfit that will fill your utility vehicle tires with a liquid polyurethane; this solidifies to a solid elastic material which eliminates pressurization/blowout issues and makes any tire into a perma-run-flat.

https://accellatirefill.com/products/tyrfil-flatproofing/

It's technically only liquid during the application phase but still, pretty cool.

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Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Azathoth posted:

scrub all the metadata on those images before you send them.

Definitely this, run them through a garbage Imgur account, it does a good job of purging identifying metadata in the file.

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