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Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

psiox posted:

pouring a perfect #latte into my keyboard


jeffery
Jan 1, 2013
*serves coffee that refuses to cool to drinking temperature*

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

drinking some hot beansludge brewed from quarrymen beans

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug
brewed coffee, now i'm drinking it

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
yesterday’s coffee was excellent. today I am drinking canned bux to balance it out

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Silver Alicorn posted:

yesterday’s coffee was excellent. today I am drinking canned bux to balance it out

why do you do this to yourself and this thread

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
sike, I got a sugar free rockstar at the last minute

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Silver Alicorn posted:

sike, I got a sugar free rockstar at the last minute

moddssss!!!!

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Silver Alicorn posted:

sike, I got a sugar free rockstar at the last minute

:chloe:

i was unable to bean due to circumstances but i am now beaning

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
my dilemma is the coffee truck doesn’t show up until almost 9:00. I start at 7:00. so I have to bring in my own coffee, or make a keurig pod or three, or go for canned

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Silver Alicorn posted:

my dilemma is the coffee truck doesn’t show up until almost 9:00. I start at 7:00. so I have to bring in my own coffee, or make a keurig pod or three, or go for canned

the correct option, the first one, seems clear

Fayez Butts
Aug 24, 2006

Silver Alicorn posted:

my dilemma is the coffee truck doesnt show up until almost 9:00. I start at 7:00. so I have to bring in my own coffee, or make a keurig pod or three, or go for canned

get a aeropress for youre desk

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Silver Alicorn posted:

my dilemma is the coffee truck doesn’t show up until almost 9:00. I start at 7:00. so I have to bring in my own coffee, or make a keurig pod or three, or go for canned

just stop in at your local Cumberland farms. many are open 24/7 and offer delicious bean sludge at a low price of 99 cents any size!

psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team
time for a #cortado served in the empty husk of an intellimouse

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
sipping my second cup of the bean for the morning

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I desire caffeine

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


bought a giant bag of Costco beans that aren't dark roast

these are awful!!!!

ugh, 9 pounds to go :mad:

psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team
dark roast seeds are the worst fyi because everything gets caramelized or more likely charred

light roasts preserve that coffee cherry flavor and terroir

having a #little

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


gimme the dark or gimme death

psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team
you actually get substantially less caffeine with dark roasts :ssh:

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


dark roast beans are like IPA beers

The fuckup is the product

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

dark roast beans are like IPA beers

The fuckup is the product

more like: they can be done correctly and good, but more usually are used to cover up crippling flaws in the process

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

dark roast beans are like IPA beers

The fuckup is the product

:hmmyes:

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


ipas are garbage and dark roast beans are blessed :colbert:

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
can’t we all just get along

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


I'll get along when I get a proper dark roast in my face

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
drinking coffee (blacker than the blackest black times infinity)

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

prefect posted:

drinking coffee (blacker than the blackest black times infinity)

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


has anyone made vantablack coffee yet

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
brewligin, the coffee darker than black

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

has anyone made vantablack coffee yet

so it’s just carbon black in a mug?

CrazyLittle
Sep 11, 2001





Clapping Larry

Silver Alicorn posted:

so it’s just carbon black in a mug?

so black you can't see a spoon in it

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I’m drinking coffee

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


who can even drink a spoon

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

who can even drink a spoon

because it's dull, you twit! it'll hurt more!

Visual GNUdio
Aug 27, 2003


making lattes this morning

Visual GNUdio
Aug 27, 2003


also, dark roast coffee is like well done steak. objectively bad and it means you either started with poo poo product or you don't know the difference.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

about to bean my face

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Corla Plankun
May 8, 2007

improve the lives of everyone
some coffees are good darkroasted but i think the list of origins this applies to is just "Sumatra"

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