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lmao Gina Gershon is really phoning it in
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lmao at Cheryl and Veronica p much waterboarding Mrs. Blossom with maple syrup I guess?? I love this trash show so much.
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Betty cosplaying as the Griffon Queen was the best. The wings made out of mops! loving brilliant.
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This was 'people reveal their master plans to each other:' the episode. Not going to lie though, I'm v disappointed that the Gargoyle King is just an urban legend from the Sisters of Quiet Plot Convenience somehow laced into hallucinogenic candy by Hiram. Actually, reading that sentence back, am I?
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radlum posted:I always wanted to see an adaptation of No Man's Land; I had no idea Archie Comics of all things would be the one to give it to me. Well, that and the upcoming season of Gotham.
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Phylodox posted:Well, that and the upcoming season of Gotham. That's, uh, still goin huh?
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Sgt. Politeness posted:That's, uh, still goin huh? Yes, and it’s amazing.
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radlum posted:I always wanted to see an adaptation of No Man's Land; I had no idea Archie Comics of all things would be the one to give it to me. A No Man's Land where the teens still have to take their SATs.
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Cheryl's family physician is Dr. Caligari. Of course. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aimAeeDx2p4 Still Fluxing posted:Betty cosplaying as the Griffon Queen was the best. The wings made out of mops! loving brilliant. ![]()
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Binary Logic posted:Cheryl's family physician is Dr. Caligari. Of course. I laughed out loud at that name drop and realized instantly that I was the only person in a quiet room who understood the reference.
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esperterra posted:lmao at Cheryl and Veronica p much waterboarding Mrs. Blossom with maple syrup I guess?? That creepy lip licking of hers was loving hilarious. Also, wasn't she scarred at one point?
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MorgaineDax posted:Also, wasn't she scarred at one point? It's explained in a deleted season two scene that they filmed and released on the DVDs/youtubes. Basically she went to Greendale and they hocus pocused her burnt dermis.
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Veronica is as much a dumbshit as Archie and they deserve each other.
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I'm tired of Hermione. Like how many times are they going to pretend she isn't going to just do whatever Hiran wants Pretending to be internally conflicted doesn't do much when you could just call off the plan immediately all by yourself.
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trash person posted:I'm tired of Hermione. I think she's supposed to be an alcoholic now. Because even Hermione is tired of Hermione.
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It's just disappointing that she went from hard-rear end-but-loving-tiger-mom to background gangster moll.
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I totally thought she was going to die at the end of that episode, and Hiram had poisoned her drink to frame Veronica or something equally insane. It was a little disappointing that the big character death that had been hyped ended up being nobody Peabody, off-screen.
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esperterra posted:lmao Gina Gershon is really phoning it in She's had so much goddamned surgery/face fillers that she can barely emote. gently caress me, this show has gone absolutely batshit and it's only episode 8. I miss it being a teen drama with a hint of darkness in the background, rather than going all out on the supernatural stuff. A lot of the script is starting to sound like terrible Riverdale fanfiction. Fizzlerocks? Really? I would also be fine with less Cheryl now. Yes, she's in the cutest lesbian couple on TV, but none of her stories make any sense. Her crazy mother was so homophobic she sent her for gay conversion therapy, and now she's going to move her girlfriend in?
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She kicked her mom out of the house after escaping lesbian prison last season. Her mom is living elsewhere with her uncle.
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Less Cheryl. The gently caress is wrong with you.
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Malpais Legate posted:She kicked her mom out of the house after escaping lesbian prison last season. Aaah, OK. I hate when idiots like me don't watch TV properly and then complain about it. I really shouldn't skip that recap because this show has so much going on sometimes.
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I’m almost done with season one of this trashy fever dream, and my favorite detail is that they’ve made maple syrup important to the narrative and setting, yet chosen to film in a visually striking region that doesn’t have a single deciduous tree. It really contributes to the low-key dreamlike atmosphere, like the mishmash of periods reflected in the costuming and mixture of ultra-contemporary dialogue with people being too scandalized to bring themselves to say “abortion,” like it’s the 40s.
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:I’m almost done with season one of this trashy fever dream, and my favorite detail is that they’ve made maple syrup important to the narrative and setting, yet chosen to film in a visually striking region that doesn’t have a single deciduous tree. Well the maple syrup is from Montreal. Obviously.
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didn't realize that last week was the mid-season finale so i was on pins and needles waiting for this weeks episode only to find out today that the next episode is in a month ![]() please netflix i need more dumb horny twin peaks
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br-6eOK1i2Y Trailer for next week's ep is up!
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Still Fluxing posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br-6eOK1i2Y wow thanks, ur doing god's work my friend
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I'm calling this show's bluff, they don't have the balls.
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Of course he’s not dead. In this show he’ll be in a coma and fighting more dream demons or some poo poo.
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Or perfectly fine the next day
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This series went from guilty pleasure to so bad it's good and stayed there for ages but this last episode was a dumb mess as well boring.. And it didn't even look as good as it usually does. Not sure if it was the break that put it into relief or what. The characters are all insufferably sanctimonious. Even Cheryl was annoying as hell.
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rapeface posted:Even Cheryl was annoying as hell. <FLIPS TABLE> YOU MOTHERFU
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Archie: "I'm gonna kill the part of me that's bad and stupid!" Archie: *dies because there's no parts of him that aren't stupid as poo poo*
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terrified of my bathroom posted:Archie: "I'm gonna kill the part of me that's bad and stupid!" Yeah, I was gonna say. No wonder dream!Fred tried to stop him. He loves his big dumb son.
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rapeface posted:This series went from guilty pleasure to so bad it's good and stayed there for ages but this last episode was a dumb mess as well boring.. And it didn't even look as good as it usually does. Not sure if it was the break that put it into relief or what. The characters are all insufferably sanctimonious. Even Cheryl was annoying as hell. Yeah and the way they're playing Cheryl being bi kind of skeeves me out, btw. It feels super male gaze-y. Also Veronica's storyline has careened off a cliff this season, which is sad because she used to be my favorite.
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Majorian posted:Yeah and the way they're playing Cheryl being bi kind of skeeves me out, btw. It feels super male gaze-y. To be fair, everything about this show is gazey.
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So apparently the next musical episode is Heathers? If this is true that's good news because the Heathers musical is great. ![]()
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terrified of my bathroom posted:Archie: "I'm gonna kill the part of me that's bad and stupid!" Dream Fred: listen son, you need to start making better choices instead of wallowing in self-pity and lashing out in ways that are self-destructive- Archie: IMMA HIT MYSELF WITH A BASEBALL BAT I still love this dumb gay show. Also, looks Cheryl and Toni will have to start their own gang now, with blackjack and maple syrup.
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Phylodox posted:To be fair, everything about this show is gazey. Very fair point. Corporate pseudo-wokeness being superficial and self-serving - who could have predicted that outcome? ![]()
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The casting of these musicals continues to be completely wrong. Evelyn as Ms. Fleming / Martha? Surrrrrre
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 14:49 |
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I choose to believe this season is just a fever dream Archie’s having on his death bed.
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