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Majorian posted:"I dodged those shoes beautifully. No one could have dodged those shoes better than I did. Asking me if I got hit by those shoes is a very racist question." "They loved me so much they gave me free shoes, absolutely free, because they love me" Behind the scenes though he'll rant to his underlings like Al Capone from the Untouchables "I want this guy dead! I want his family dead! I want his house burned to the ground! I want to go there in the middle of the night and piss on his ashes!"
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SocketWrench posted:"They loved me so much they gave me free shoes, absolutely free, because they love me" Trump wouldn't waste precious piss on that
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Dec 14, 2018 11:18
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Failed Imagineer posted:10 years ago today lads, this needs to be marked by getting Trump to kiss some shoe leather I hate almost everything about GWB, but the non-plussed befuddlement on his face during that incident is something I'll always treasure. and thank you Muntadhar al-Zaidi, for throwing your shoes at our stupid, war-criminal president.
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Dec 14, 2018 11:25
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Katt posted:Trump would have taken two shoes between the eyes and then raised his hands up defensively all "nya! eh!" Why doesn't the Fake News investigate how many shoes were thrown at Crooked Hilary Clinton?!?
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Dec 14, 2018 11:34
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Failed Imagineer posted:That was years ago at this point. Now he looks like absolute hammered poo poo, he looks post-stroke in his quieter moments That's what I meant. In about 2 years he went from "old but kinda coherent rear end in a top hat" to "animated husk"
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Dec 14, 2018 11:40
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SocketWrench posted:My question is what would be his reaction, rage, just sobs, walks away? Red faced, he'd point his finger and start screaming "someone get that man!" over and over, until he was screeching, even well after the guy is on the floor in cuffs.
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Dec 14, 2018 11:45
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Failed Imagineer posted:10 years ago today lads, this needs to be marked by getting Trump to kiss some shoe leather I always wondered where the Secret Service was in all that and why they didn't take that guy the gently caress out at about halfway before the second toss. It will never be less than hilarious, though.
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Dec 14, 2018 11:56
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On the Oliver North front, how much of an impact did his stint advertising Call of Duty Black Ops have in rehabilitating his image?
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Nice piece of fish posted:I always wondered where the Secret Service was in all that and why they didn't take that guy the gently caress out at about halfway before the second toss. It will never be less than hilarious, though. The secret service protects against threats. It's a shoe.
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Dec 14, 2018 12:14
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Hizawk posted:The secret service protects against threats. Shoes can be threatening. And loaded with explosives.
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Arcsquad12 posted:On the Oliver North front, how much of an impact did his stint advertising Call of Duty Black Ops have in rehabilitating his image? Basically none. He already had a Fox show for years before the game came out I think. The American Dad song about how he was already seen as a hero came out in 2008. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WpZbbOgjhPc
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Dec 14, 2018 12:46
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Junior G-man posted:Why doesn't the Fake News investigate how many shoes were thrown at Crooked Hilary Clinton?!? "SHE LOST SHOES, SHOES COME TO ME. DO SOMETHING."
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Dec 14, 2018 12:46
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https://twitter.com/maggienyt/status/1073538856123854848?s=21 FYAD
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Nice piece of fish posted:Shoes can be threatening. And loaded with explosives. Is there any object this couldn't technically apply to? Should the SS just shoot everything that comes close to the President, or should they execute basic judgement while executing their duties  John Mccain's corpse can be threatening. And loaded with explosives.
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Dec 14, 2018 12:51
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Her well paying prestigious job is getting spoonfed this obvious type of poo poo and breathlessly, uncritically repeating it as fast as she can. Been said before but the NYT really does suck
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Dec 14, 2018 12:52
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terrorist ambulance posted:Her well paying prestigious job is getting spoonfed this obvious type of poo poo and breathlessly, uncritically repeating it as fast as she can. Been said before but the NYT really does suck Trump is dumb and doesnt understand his complex, difficult job. He's used to just stealing and enjoying his unearned wealth. Wow, sources??
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Dec 14, 2018 12:53
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Truly, historians will look back in 20 years, point at Nick Cohen and say 'blessed are the peacemakers, for they go to prison for lying their rear end off'.
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Dec 14, 2018 13:05
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And that is the moment Michael Cohen became president.
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Arcsquad12 posted:On the Oliver North front, how much of an impact did his stint advertising Call of Duty Black Ops have in rehabilitating his image? I'm pretty sure 99% of the people who actually played the game didn't notice and the general news for everyone else was 'Wow, they hired a war criminal to advise on Call of Duty'.
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terrorist ambulance posted:Her well paying prestigious job is getting spoonfed this obvious type of poo poo and breathlessly, uncritically repeating it as fast as she can. Been said before but the NYT really does suck ... What in the world is objectionable about this being reported
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Dec 14, 2018 13:38
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Skippy McPants posted:I hate almost everything about GWB, but the non-plussed befuddlement on his face during that incident is something I'll always treasure. I also enjoy how the Iraqi President just stands there like a boss and tries to casually swat the shoe away. Too bad our current chicken poo poo President won’t travel anywhere.
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Dec 14, 2018 14:01
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Lycus posted:I got ya. The single easiest way to piss off a bald eagle is to let it see you trying to reach behind it. They have almost 360-degree vision, and if they lose sight of you in that direction, it freaks them the gently caress out. It is almost certain that Trump was told that, and he just didn't listen. It's the one thing he needed to know, and it's why the perch was angled on his desk so the bird could see him and the camera at the same time. Source: I am good friends with the folks that trained Auburn's eagles back in my college days.
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Dec 14, 2018 14:06
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pseudanonymous posted:Republicans have spent decades and hundreds of millions of dollars investigating the Clintons, and the worst they have come up with is Bill lied about getting a blowjob. The worst they’ve come up with is Bill raped a woman, but lots of people like to forget about or ignore that one.
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Dec 14, 2018 14:11
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Radish posted:Access journalism is cancer. That's dandy, but "Cohen says Trump sucks, wants to be important" is fine and insane to be mad about
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Dec 14, 2018 14:14
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PC LOAD LETTER posted:they're just actually grossly misrepresenting things to make a sham "trial" look like the real deal. I mean, when have Q-tards and Republicans ever acted in good faith? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 14, 2018 14:17
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The bullshit part of this is their willingness to help him pretend to be another one of Trump’s victims. He’s been doing shady poo poo for Trump for years, and personally threatening people via email or by sending goons. He is a loving villain, just one of those sniveling lesser villains that serves the main guy.
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Wylie posted:The single easiest way to piss off a bald eagle is to let it see you trying to reach behind it. They have almost 360-degree vision, and if they lose sight of you in that direction, it freaks them the gently caress out. I prefer to think that bald eagles instinctively recognize traitors.
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Jealous Cow posted:The bullshit part of this is their willingness to help him pretend to be another one of Trump’s victims. He’s been doing shady poo poo for Trump for years, and personally threatening people via email or by sending goons. He is a loving villain, just one of those sniveling lesser villains that serves the main guy. Seriously. He was the smuggest piece of poo poo imaginable for decades and acted with nothing but proud disdain for the law, society, and ethics. There should be zero sympathy for him. His sob story routine should be mocked. At least have the courage to own your loving villainy.
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Skex posted:I prefer to think that bald eagles instinctively recognize traitors. Science has not refuted this hypothesis. Let's put him in a room with a bunch of eagles and see what happens.
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Wylie posted:Science has not refuted this hypothesis. Let's put him in a room with a bunch of eagles and see what happens. They’d take his hair as nesting material.
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Hizawk posted:The secret service protects against threats. At the point when it’s flying through the air it could have been a grenade for all they knew.
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Peacoffee posted:They’d take his hair as nesting material. Also they eat a lot of garbage, so once his Filet o'Fish-scented flop sweat starts flowing it might become a bloodbath
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Crow Jane posted:Also they eat a lot of garbage, so once his Filet o'Fish-scented flop sweat starts flowing it might become a bloodbath Which species involved there do you think would sound more like a shrieking bird under those circumstances, I wonder.
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Wylie posted:The single easiest way to piss off a bald eagle is to let it see you trying to reach behind it. They have almost 360-degree vision, and if they lose sight of you in that direction, it freaks them the gently caress out. I mean fucker won't listen to anyone so of course he didn't listen to how you don't agitate the eagle. It's never given him any negative consequences in the past to ignore everyone, after all. He didn't bother to consider that this time he could've lost some loving fingers because that eagle doesn't give a poo poo that you're rich and powerful. This is also reminding me of a great image of someone who found the most majestic way to ruin his truck, he was up in Alaska and had a bunch of fish guts in something in the bed and whoops like ten Bald Eagles landed on it while he was in a WalMart or something and they absolutely hosed the exterior between scratching the paint up and monster bird shits. Feinne fucked around with this message at 14:47 on Dec 14, 2018 |
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Argas posted:And that is the moment Michael Cohen became president. If there was a button I could push that would make Donald Trump and Michael Cohen swap places with no other consequences, I would push that fucker in a heartbeat. Huge Mistake Dude can’t be any worse than meltybrain meatshit toddler man.
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Peacoffee posted:Which species involved there do you think would sound more like a shrieking bird under those circumstances, I wonder. The eagle. I imagine Trump's scared noises are more like oinks or grunts, but wheezier
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Feinne posted:This is also reminding me of a great image of someone who found the most majestic way to ruin his truck, he was up in Alaska and had a bunch of fish guts in something in the bed and whoops like ten Bald Eagles landed on it while he was in a WalMart or something and they absolutely hosed the exterior between scratching the paint up and monster bird shits. Wish I was there, I’d be laughing my rear end off at that sight. A symbol of America destroying a symbol of America over worthless entrails is as American as America can get.
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Ok, the President did some crimes, but not like crimes crimes https://twitter.com/samstein/status/1073540390404481025?s=19
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Crow Jane posted:The eagle. I imagine Trump's scared noises are more like oinks or grunts, but wheezier A sort of....villainous Porco Rosso, with COPD.
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