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Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

VitalSigns posted:

Not that there aren't a ton of legitimate reasons to dislike her (the warmongering, the corruption, the fantastical mercenary cowardice of her Iraq War vote, 'superpredators', the hosed-up racist primary campaign she ran against Obama, scaremongering that Bernie wants to take away your healthcare, etc), but the absolute batshit obsession with her from the right is pure misogyny and terror of shifting cultural mores.

This cuts to the heart of things. There are valid reasons to dislike her, but they're all things they'd like if they weren't coming from Hillary Clinton.

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vecw539MjWM

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

Goon Danton posted:

This cuts to the heart of things. There are valid reasons to dislike her, but they're all things they'd like if they weren't coming from Hillary Clinton.

I I’m also pretty sure they think she and Obama told the military to stand and not rescue Ben ghazi while also green lighting the terrorists to go in

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Ambitious Spider posted:

I I’m also pretty sure they think she and Obama told the military to stand and not rescue Ben ghazi while also green lighting the terrorists to go in

That's part of the shifting cultural mores.

Of course women who aren't homemakers are in league with patriarchal Muslim theocratic fundies, because they both represent something different than the patriarchal Christian theocratic culture I grew up with, and everything that is different is evil and bad and also all working together on the same side.

Occasionally someone will notice that feminists and Islamic theocrats don't share the same goals, no matter this either proves feminists are too stupid to know how Saudi Arabia treats women, or they go full incel with it and start believing American feminist women want to wear burkas and be the property of a sexy Arab lover who builds his bulging biceps by crushing white male skulls.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1073362537998102528

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Q-anon will be the basis of the 2024 republican platform

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




Real talk: when are GOP Congressmen going to push for an investigation of George Soros?

This is a thing that is going to happen

Z. Autobahn
Jul 20, 2004

colonel tigh more like colonel high
The weirdest thing about the Q conspiracy is how it feels designed to be, like, the inverse of a classical conspiracy. Like, the classic model is "There's a powerful cabal of evil [jews/illuminati/lizard people] and they're responsible for all the bad things and we, the little guy, are getting out the truth!" It's all about ascribing order to chaos and creating, by unintentional design, a self-fulfilling prophecy; because the cabal's got so much power, there's nothing that you really meaningfully expect to happen, you just blame it for everything bad and that feels good. But Q is saying there's a powerful GOOD cabal in charge of everything that's going to make all these GOOD things happen... which feels destined to implode, and pretty quickly, when those expectations aren't met.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Z. Autobahn posted:

The weirdest thing about the Q conspiracy is how it feels designed to be, like, the inverse of a classical conspiracy. Like, the classic model is "There's a powerful cabal of evil [jews/illuminati/lizard people] and they're responsible for all the bad things and we, the little guy, are getting out the truth!" It's all about ascribing order to chaos and creating, by unintentional design, a self-fulfilling prophecy; because the cabal's got so much power, there's nothing that you really meaningfully expect to happen, you just blame it for everything bad and that feels good. But Q is saying there's a powerful GOOD cabal in charge of everything that's going to make all these GOOD things happen... which feels destined to implode, and pretty quickly, when those expectations aren't met.

Yet it never does, because it is a grift for the most braindead bumpkin boomer possible

ashpanash
Apr 9, 2008

I can see when you are lying.

Z. Autobahn posted:

But Q is saying there's a powerful GOOD cabal in charge of everything that's going to make all these GOOD things happen... which feels destined to implode, and pretty quickly, when those expectations aren't met.

Jesus and his heavenfighters[tm] are coming to fight off satan's demons, anytime now. They just have to wait it out. Christian cults of various types and qualities of belief have been waiting for this for thousands of years. Q is just one of those Christian cults. Most adherents will just keep waiting and keep believing, or just move on to the next trendy cult. Maybe flat earth next, maybe white supremacy now that it has more attention. Unfortunately, I don't see this trend stopping anytime soon.

ashpanash fucked around with this message at 04:47 on Dec 14, 2018

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire
Yeah Q is pretty much the newest in a line of apocalypse cults. Just the wide reaching of the internet has let it go much further.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
High Shaman Trump and his qultists

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Z. Autobahn posted:

which feels destined to implode, and pretty quickly, when those expectations aren't met.

Prophetic cults have been studied before (and talked about itt), and surprisingly no. They can hang on for months or years after the failure of prophecy, with the predictions reinterpreted somehow as the cultists use the same motivated reasoning that got them to believe the illogical prophecies in the first place.

Really the existence of the QAnon cult itself is a testament to this phenomenon: it began when the conspiracy theories surrounding the Trump campaign failed to come true. About a year after he didn't LOCK!HER!UP! in accordance with the prophecy Q appeared to tell us all that the rapture had happened invisibly and all the Deep State actors like Hillary and Obama and Comey etc had all been secretly arrested, and all would be revealed in time. Then the story became that the public wasn't ready to hear it and it's up to the faithful believers to believe with all their hearts and evangelize the word of Q until the people convert and are ready to receive his grace.

Now Q has pretty much become God Himself. During the Kavanaugh hearings he dropped 53-47, which presumably was supposed to be the final confirmation vote (proof that Q is a Washington insider with knowledge of confidential whip counts that only someone high up in the administration would know) but whoops that didn't turn out to be the count so then it became the Senate composition after the midterms and Q is no longer just a top military guy with the highest security clearance, he's the Christian God or a time traveller or something else supernatural guiding everything with his mysterious ways that we can't comprehend and must take on faith.

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:

I know this is kind of their entire deal, but why are these people so obsessed with Hillary Clinton? Why is she their boogieman instead of someone else? Like, she's just kind of an uninspiring politician who hosed up running for president. Is it just because she's a woman? Because she ran against Trump? What makes them fixate so hard on her?
Because republicans started firing at Bill Clinton when he was governor in the 80s and it reached peak "he is the devil" in the 90s and Hillary was always a part of his life where all the attacks managed to stick more than they should have. I know it's hard to understand for a lot of people who weren't old enough to follow politics until after 2000*, but Hillary basically had the baggage of Bill's two presidencies. And every-time her (young) supporters brought up "her experience", it was actually an own-goal, because it made older people remember the 90s and ask themselves "Do i want that again?". She was a damaged candidate.


*One of my favorite "reason why Hillary lost" was "Saturday Night live was mean to her". Like really Modern Saturday Night Live was mean to her??? Have you ever searched "norm macdonald hillary clinton snl" on youtube?

Toplowtech fucked around with this message at 06:23 on Dec 14, 2018

Themage
Jul 21, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://www.unian.info/world/10369785-france-opens-probe-into-possible-russian-interference-behind-yellow-vest-protests-media.html

shocking

Themage
Jul 21, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
wait, mixed this up with the other thread, my bad

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler
More blowback from the JFK Jr incident.


https://worldpress957.wordpress.com/2018/12/13/f-u-q/amp posted:

In the history of mankind, a woman has never been so betrayed, so angered, so ready for revenge..ready for WAR. The war on our minds continues, and this time? I am finished. DONE. For all intents and purposes, I will be leaving the Q movement and moving to a bunker at the North Pole. The first person to bring in anything electronic (tv, cell, iPad)will be shot, not once, but twice-I mean it, I am OVER IT.

....

Let’s think about the thousands upon thousands of Patriots who have shared the possibility that JFK, Jr. IS alive. Why, QAnon brought all of the sightings, his birthday, the idea that he’d be on the world stage by Thanksgiving, all of it. The dream team initiated the idea, by giving us facts, pictures, video of he and his wife at rallies. And now they want us to believe he is dead.

I have a few things to say. Did anyone anywhere give ANY thought to the myriads of citizens who looked to the idea of John John being alive as a ray of hope? What about those with PTSD, depression, or Bipolar issues? How many people will end up suiciding themselves, and who was the Brainiac who thought Christmas (oh, a PAGAN holiday, lest I forget) was an ideal time to break this news?

...

Categories: #insanity, #RAGE, Betrayal, Childhood Trauma, Depression, Freedom in Christ, Good Grief!, grief, HEARTBREAK, Uncategorized

nimby
Nov 4, 2009

The pinnacle of cloud computing.



Yes, how many people will commit suicide because a dude that died 20 years ago turned out to be dead? That's the issue of our time.

Ferrovanadium
Mar 22, 2013

APEX PREDATOR

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Why are they so obsessed with jfk jr again?

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Its a badass revenge story decades in the making and allows them to not only rope in every Kennedy conspiracy theory ever, but to give them a new, cathartic ending.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire
Conservatives love JFK as "the last good democrat" who was willing to reach across the aisle etc.
They love the idea of the Kennedys getting killed off because they didnt tow the party line and how Ted betrayed them.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
It’s not even Q that promoted that theory. It was the short-lived “R” account

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:

More blowback from the JFK Jr incident.

Tag yourself, I'm #RAGE.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

When you fall, get right back up again.

VitalSigns posted:

That's part of the shifting cultural mores.

Of course women who aren't homemakers are in league with patriarchal Muslim theocratic fundies, because they both represent something different than the patriarchal Christian theocratic culture I grew up with, and everything that is different is evil and bad and also all working together on the same side.

Occasionally someone will notice that feminists and Islamic theocrats don't share the same goals, no matter this either proves feminists are too stupid to know how Saudi Arabia treats women, or they go full incel with it and start believing American feminist women want to wear burkas and be the property of a sexy Arab lover who builds his bulging biceps by crushing white male skulls.

poo poo who doesn't?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1073572125993246721



There is no conceivable evidence that will convince these people they are wrong.

e: lol
https://twitter.com/LasagnaGarden/status/1073576457778184192

zoux fucked around with this message at 15:04 on Dec 14, 2018

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1073572125993246721



There is no conceivable evidence that will convince these people they are wrong.

e: lol
https://twitter.com/LasagnaGarden/status/1073576457778184192

A perverse part of me wants to create a QAnon kids book as 1) above-board grift and 2) whimsy and 3) to underline in a different way just how absolutely insane the Q worldview is. Imagine teaching a kid to persistently ignore easily-observed objective facts in favor of an unseen oracle from a filthy, untrustworthy place whose predictions never come true, whose influence only isolates you further.

It'd be like The Thief Of Always (or Coraline), except from the villain's perspective.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:

More blowback from the JFK Jr incident.

Lmao this is wonderfully stupid

I do think it's great that the one self aware Christian about christmas' origins is somehow still nuts

TulliusCicero fucked around with this message at 16:57 on Dec 14, 2018

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

TheWeepingHorse posted:

Imagine teaching a kid to persistently ignore easily-observed objective facts in favor of an unseen oracle from a filthy, untrustworthy place whose predictions never come true, whose influence only isolates you further.

Ah you mean the Bible methinks :agesilaus::agesilaus::agesilaus::agesilaus::agesilaus::agesilaus::agesilaus::agesilaus:

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

nimby posted:

Yes, how many people will commit suicide because a dude that died 20 years ago turned out to be dead? That's the issue of our time.

Not enough, frankly.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



(mossad)

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

WWG1WGA. WWG1WGA indeed.

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

TulliusCicero posted:

Lmao this is wonderfully stupid

I do think it's great that the one self aware Christian about christmas' origins is somehow still nuts

"Christians who are self-aware about Christmas' origins" puts you in the club with the Puritans and the Jehovah's Witnesses. Sometimes being right on one thing comes from being insanely wrong on a bunch of others.

RoboChrist 9000
Dec 14, 2006

Mater Dolorosa

VitalSigns posted:

That's part of the shifting cultural mores.

Of course women who aren't homemakers are in league with patriarchal Muslim theocratic fundies, because they both represent something different than the patriarchal Christian theocratic culture I grew up with, and everything that is different is evil and bad and also all working together on the same side.

Occasionally someone will notice that feminists and Islamic theocrats don't share the same goals, no matter this either proves feminists are too stupid to know how Saudi Arabia treats women, or they go full incel with it and start believing American feminist women want to wear burkas and be the property of a sexy Arab lover who builds his bulging biceps by crushing white male skulls.

It's part of the extremely simplistic and dichotomous worldview that is part and parcel of the Conservative worldview. I've written a lot about it in my academic career and PJ touches on it a lot with their Narrative theory stuff. But basically even as far back as like the earliest bits of recorded history, you see this sort of narrative/viewpoint playing out. There is only the Good and the Bad and everything that is Bad is not a distinct enemy to be confronted on its own terms, but rather simply another expression of the Bad. It's why they can call Obama a Muslim and an Atheist in the same breath. Because 'Muslim' and 'Atheist' are not distinct and unique things, they are both simply expressions of the Bad.

Same with feminism and Islam, and whatever else. It's also a big part of the appeal of Illuminati conspiracy theories - Q included. It provides a 'logical' framework for everything and puts a name to the Bad. Atheists and Muslims are both pawns of the Illuminati. Etc, etc.

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Rotten Red Rod posted:

WWG1WGA. WWG1WGA indeed.

Someone remind me what that stands for.

selec
Sep 6, 2003

Moon Slayer posted:

Someone remind me what that stands for.

Where we go one, we go apeshit

RoboChrist 9000
Dec 14, 2006

Mater Dolorosa
Where We Go One, We Go All.

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Thanks, it's as dumb as I expected.

eighty-four merc
Dec 22, 2010


In 2020, we're going to make the end of Fight Club real.
I can't find it but I remember when trump tweeted "Scott Free" there were qultists who figured out it was on purpose because somehow that name is connected to a company that produced the movie the quote "where we go one, we go all" comes from. So obviously Trump is Q

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Moon Slayer posted:

Someone remind me what that stands for.

When we get owned, we get annihilated.

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I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

RoboChrist 9000 posted:

Where We Go One, We Go All.

It’s beautiful because they don’t go anywhere and, as perfectly atomized consuming strip-mall subjects, have no conception of solidarity.

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