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Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Squizzle posted:

why do they get pissed
gonna guess it's this:

Plinkey posted:

spot spoiling the *mistiuq* of craps

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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


, from the standpoint of water

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Squizzle posted:

why do they get pissed

You taking their money.

I like to say you look like a loser and then bet against the shooter.

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

A Handed Missus posted:

, from the standpoint of water

Wow, but not surprising,

Drastic Actions
Apr 7, 2009

FUCK YOU!
GET PUMPED!
Nap Ghost

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

You can tell Kent State girl is targeting older dudes cause she’s rocking that 80’s hairdo

Younger guys ain’t biting on that

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

quote:

The National Rifle Association had negative – US $31.8 million on hand at the end of 2017, according to the form all nonprofits must file with the IRS. The group, which spent an average of $278.3 million a year, has had a negative balance at the end of six of the previous 10 years.


In a two-minute spot released on December 12, NRA President Oliver North points out, “As we gather with loved ones this holiday season, tens of thousands of American soldiers, sailors, airmen, guardsmen, and Marines won’t be home this year.”

North then encourages supporters to buy NRA memberships because, as he claims, “the very freedoms” service members are “protecting are under siege from powerful, wealthy oligarchs who are financing a disarm-America movement.”

“I know what it’s like to be away from home for the holidays. I learned as a US Marine and traitor the only way to rout a determined adversary is to stand and fight and commit treason. And I know the only organization with the strength and resolve to defeat the globalist Disarm America Movement is the #NRA.”

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Baller Ina posted:

You can tell Kent State girl is targeting older dudes cause she’s rocking that 80’s hairdo

Younger guys ain’t biting on that

yeah def 80s pinup model grift goin on here

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Baller Ina posted:

You can tell Kent State girl is targeting older dudes cause she’s rocking that 80’s hairdo

Younger guys ain’t biting on that

I think that's just Ohio tho

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
in a way shes owning both libs and chuds

its....inspiring :911:

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

lol

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



Ahhh, Settlers of Catan

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

Squizzle posted:

why do they get pissed

Craps has the stigma of being a team game, everyone against the dice

Siding with the dice is very taboo

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Waffle House posted:

Ahhh, Settlers of Catan

OMFG

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

Baller Ina posted:

You can tell Kent State girl is targeting older dudes cause she’s rocking that 80’s hairdo

Younger guys ain’t biting on that

Tin soldiers and Nixon Cumming...

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





just use anydice.com

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012


text me

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Baller Ina posted:

Craps has the stigma of being a team game, everyone against the dice

Siding with the dice is very taboo

what a rad cultural thing

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


:yeshaha:

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

i could wear it better. that's it. im starting up my own sexy 2nd amendment gun twink grift. im gonna make a banana hammock bandolier

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
blackjack is one where people get angry at you for spoiling the deck if you dont play "properly"

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

cumshitter posted:

i could wear it better. that's it. im starting up my own sexy 2nd amendment gun twink grift. im gonna make a banana hammock bandolier

i believe in you

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Quotey posted:

blackjack is one where people get angry at you for spoiling the deck if you dont play "properly"
what does this mean

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Squizzle posted:

just use anydice.com

Is that a random generator of dirty limericks?

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

Slow Graffiti posted:

Well, I depressed the hell out of everyone with that bug article from the Times two weeks ago, and here’s another depressing yet fascinating article about that fire in an artist warehouse in Oakland:

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/...00%7Ctwterm%5E0

he forgot the most important rule: don't be poor

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Quotey posted:

blackjack is one where people get angry at you for spoiling the deck if you dont play "properly"

wat

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




I did a thing posted:

Is that a random generator of dirty limericks?

yes

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Quotey posted:

blackjack is one where people get angry at you for spoiling the deck if you dont play "properly"

i wanted this to be a mechanic in red dead redemption 2. there is a really annoying gambling challenge where you have to hit 3 times in blackjack and win which just makes you hit on 20 hoping for an ace. it sucks as a challenge but it would have been funny if people tried to kick your rear end for doing it

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.
Ahh oh

There once was a man who liked piss
Who was caught in a sexual tryst
He paid the whore off
The people did scoff

Boom, it didn't matter.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Addamere posted:

what does this mean

when youre a grizzled sadsack gambler and you see someone just visiting vegas and they hit when you think they shouldn't and get the card you think you should have gotten

Discount Dracula
Aug 15, 2003


Nap Ghost
Hey guys! truphhhht!


lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.
*long drag on cigarette*

Boom

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



lol right?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Hello everyone, I just want to take a moment to say you are beautiful

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Quotey posted:

blackjack is one where people get angry at you for spoiling the deck if you dont play "properly"

i do this on purpose if someone at the table is annoying and I am betting 5 bux. Hit that loving 17,

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