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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:my chudly cousin married a nice mexican woman like 10 years ago and they had a kid. apparently he's been serially cheating on her and she's been carefully documenting it and now she's divorcing him and taking the kid. she got her citizenship when they married and im p sure he was assuming that it was some sort of contingency thing that goes away if she ever leaves him 😂 the origin story of your typical mra
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Yorkshire Pudding posted:"we have to balance the budget somehow" says person who doesn't understand state budgeting, but often hears people on Fox News say how important it is. oh no you see its super easy just like your own personal budget!
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Zeroisanumber posted:In Kentucky the state government is colluding with mine operators to diagnose people with black lung with, well... pretty much anything except black lung. I think I read something about like one doctor in WV that all the mine companies send their employees to because he's guaranteed to say its not blacklung
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Equeen posted:the origin story of your typical mra basically, yeah, except he can't blame stuck up american feminazis for him only loving women from places where his cubicle-jockey income lets him play richie rich.
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WHY doesn't this hell administration that promised to kill everyone care about my very specific needs and circumstances?!?!? I voted for you!!!!
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The Dipshit posted:Eh, more right than wrong. I had one classmate suck down a shotgun shell because he figured it'd be less painful than being lynched for being gay. What state was this?
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The Dipshit posted:Eh, more right than wrong. I had one classmate suck down a shotgun shell because he figured it'd be less painful than being lynched for being gay. Holy poo poo, I'm so sorry 
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:my chudly cousin married a nice mexican woman like 10 years ago and they had a kid. apparently he's been serially cheating on her and she's been carefully documenting it and now she's divorcing him and taking the kid. she got her citizenship when they married and im p sure he was assuming that it was some sort of contingency thing that goes away if she ever leaves him 😂 As someone who's gone through the process of getting a status upgrade for a spouse, I don't understand how you could be confused about your spouse's status. "Hey remember that insanely involved thing you spent a full year on in your third year of marriage? Yeah that, uh, mattered."
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Dr.Caligari posted:What state was this? Rural Louisiana, i.e not New Orleans or Baton Rouge (the college town/state capitol) CommissarMega posted:Holy poo poo, I'm so sorry poo poo sucks, even 15 years later. I will say this: raise a toast to marriage equality next time you have a drink, comrade. It's helped change the social landscape a lot, hearing from people who stayed. Still wildly racist though. The Dipshit has issued a correction as of 03:58 on Dec 18, 2018 |
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30.5 Days posted:As someone who's gone through the process of getting a status upgrade for a spouse, I don't understand how you could be confused about your spouse's status. "Hey remember that insanely involved thing you spent a full year on in your third year of marriage? Yeah that, uh, mattered." i haven't asked him his specific understanding of the law and when everything becomes permanent, but it wouldn't be the first time a trump voter had gaping holes in their understanding of immigration laws. i also heard from his soon-to-be ex-wife that he had been actively dissuading her from improving her english or finding a job. so citizenship or no, keeping her dependent on him was definitely his plan. glad she isn't taking his bullshit anymore
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The Dipshit posted:Rural Louisiana, i.e not New Orleans or Baton Rouge (the college town/state capitol) people in nola get so mad if you call it the "new orleans-baton rouge economic corridor"
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:i haven't asked him his specific understanding of the law and when everything becomes permanent, but it wouldn't be the first time a trump voter had gaping holes in their understanding of immigration laws. i also heard from his soon-to-be ex-wife that he had been actively dissuading her from improving her english or finding a job. so citizenship or no, keeping her dependent on him was definitely his plan. glad she isn't taking his bullshit anymore He sounds like a piece of poo poo and I hope he gets dick cancer.
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Tashilicious posted:He sounds like a piece of poo poo and I hope he gets dick cancer. yeah, my family has a long line of shitheads that i try to avoid contact with 
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quote:GF dumped me for supporting Trump - how do I get her back?
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Brexit voters learning they're going to die from brexit https://twitter.com/Femi_Sorry/stat...ingawful.com%2F
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Jose posted:Brexit voters learning they're going to die from brexit like, what motivation does the EU have to "make a deal" though
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zegermans posted:like, what motivation does the EU have to "make a deal" though They'll kill innocent people if they don't. Good gracious Europe, have you no dignity?!
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zegermans posted:like, what motivation does the EU have to "make a deal" though There is a deal nobody likes and we can also not brexit or even do a bunch of other things. Theresa may is threatening no deal to get MPs to vote for her poo poo deal
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zegermans posted:like, what motivation does the EU have to "make a deal" though I think it would be pretty funny if they made the UK suffer, Greek style, for a decade and then took them back when it becomes the cultural and economic backwater it was always meant to be
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ElGroucho posted:I think it would be pretty funny if they made the UK suffer, Greek style, for a decade and then took them back when it becomes the cultural and economic backwater it was always meant to be Orwell posted:It is so easy to be witty about the British Empire. The White Man’s Burden and ‘Rule, Britannia’ and Kipling’s novels and Anglo-Indian bores—who could even mention such things without a snigger? And is there any cultured person who has not at least once in his life made a joke about that old Indian havildar who said that if the British left India there would not be a rupee or a virgin left between Peshawar and Delhi (or wherever it was)? That is the attitude of the typical left-winger towards imperialism, and a thoroughly flabby, boneless attitude it is. For in the last resort, the only important question is. Do you want the British Empire to hold together or do you want it to disintegrate? And at the bottom of his heart no Englishman, least of all the kind of person who is witty about Anglo-Indian colonels, does want it to disintegrate. For, apart from any other consideration, the high standard of life we enjoy in England depends upon our keeping a tight hold on the Empire, particularly the tropical portions of it such as India and Africa. Under the capitalist system, in order that England may live in comparative comfort, a hundred million Indians must live on the verge of starvation—an evil state of affairs, but you acquiesce in it every time you step into a taxi or eat a plate of strawberries and cream. The alternative is to throw the Empire overboard and reduce England to a cold and unimportant little island where we should all have to work very hard and live mainly on herrings and potatoes.
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zegermans posted:like, what motivation does the EU have to "make a deal" though None https://twitter.com/channel4news/status/1073553013581770753
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The U.K. is playing politics with from a position that they instigated and they still manage to be surprised about the rest of Europe's position on it.
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An insane mind posted:The U.K. is playing politics with from a position that they instigated and they still manage to be surprised about the rest of Europe's position on it. The best part is that the torries are angry that Ireland is basically driving the EU's negotiations.
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An insane mind posted:The U.K. is playing politics with from a position that they instigated and they still manage to be surprised about the rest of Europe's position on it. Americans don't understand that America deserved 9/11
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ElGroucho posted:I think it would be pretty funny if they made the UK suffer, Greek style, for a decade and then took them back when it becomes the cultural and economic backwater it was always meant to be no deal brexit is a lot worse than what happened to greece. you're talking mass food and medicine shortages multiple members of our governemnt also want it to get a trade deal with the US that will get us on your food standards and kill the NHS Jose has issued a correction as of 16:56 on Dec 18, 2018 |
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It's really loving funny when Brexit voters whine about how the EU is "punishing" the UK You voted to leave the club, dumbass, the club doesn't have to extend any of its perks to you once you're out
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Imagine getting clowned on by Luxembourg.
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OhFunny posted:Imagine getting clowned on by Luxembourg. luxembourg recently voted to move to a 3 day week, free public transport and legal weed
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OhFunny posted:Imagine getting clowned on by Luxembourg. Its like they're just now learning what the entire point of the EU is. Luxembourg, like all member states, speaks with the power of the entire EU behind it.
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Jose posted:luxembourg recently voted to move to a 3 day week, free public transport and legal weed sounds pretty nice
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Jose posted:luxembourg recently voted to move to a 3 day week, free public transport and legal weed Luxenmbowns????
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hobbesmaster posted:, speaks with the power of the entire EU behind it. But 3/4 of their nukes left
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ikanreed posted:But 3/4 of their nukes left Thats the cool thing though, Britain isn't leaving NATO and neither is the US
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Quote-Unquote posted:It's really loving funny when Brexit voters whine about how the EU is "punishing" the UK It makes Trump's promise to make Mexico pay for the wall look like sharp-eyed realpolitik by contrast.
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ikanreed posted:But 3/4 of their nukes left oh dude, did you think the nukes we gave you were real? cardboard shells, every one.
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ikanreed posted:But 3/4 of their nukes left France has more of them and more varied nuclear weapons than the UK tho? All the UK has operational at any one point is a second strike submarine with maybe thirty-something warheads.
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Get ready for tweets in 3. 2. 1. https://twitter.com/gelles/status/1...ingawful.com%2F
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Get ready for tweets in 3. 2. 1. Watch this for freakout: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3713681/posts
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