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Lester Shy
May 1, 2002

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Xanderkish posted:

What? Exactly how popular are steam trading cards?

Popular enough to push Hitman 2 from 2k concurrent players on Monday to 356k overnight. And you can see the population dying down after people unlock their free pennies.

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Xanderkish
Aug 10, 2011

Hello!
Holy god. And that was the all-time peak. Steam trading cards made the game more popular than the actual game.

I have no idea what to think of that.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Nice Van My Man posted:

Ever since the last patch every time I go to the save screen the game hard locks. Googling around it seems people have had similar problems, but not as bad as mine is now. This really sucks. I tried verifying game integrity but that did nothing.

I got that problem too, currently working around it by clearing up some outstanding escalations/contracts as they don't use saving at all haha

Nakar
Sep 2, 2002

Ultima Ratio Regum
I legitimately do not know if my save menu is broken because I don't save. :smaug:

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.

Xanderkish posted:

Holy god. And that was the all-time peak. Steam trading cards made the game more popular than the actual game.

I have no idea what to think of that.

I have some articles somewhere on the theories of markets Valve operates under. The short version is that, unbenknownst to seemingly everyone, Gabe Newell apparently is the third Koch brother. Under the surface, Steam is a libertarian economic manipulation hellscape.

Yanis Varoufakis helped make it too.

Thundercracker
Jun 25, 2004

Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.
College Slice
Doing this holiday hoarder challenge without being able to save is just annoying.

Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

Lester Shy posted:

Since they just released Hitman 2 trading cards yesterday and the game is "free," a lot of people are idling to earn their free 15 cents in card profit.

Oh god, since the cards are awarded retroactively nowadays it means that vast majority of those people never played more than like 5 hours.

Lube Enthusiast
May 26, 2016

Has anyone else had their custom Silverballers gone missing from their inventory? Specifically the variants where gently squeezing the trigger tightens the spread

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

yknow I was thinking that I was missing something from my gun screen and that’s totally it

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

For anyone else who scoured the holiday hoarders map looking at every present but the correct one for bricks, they are located In the security room in the basement

where the red fern gropes
Aug 24, 2011


medic mission story on miami is very good

"so, what's in this IV bag?"
"floral extracts. hemlock, belladona, acetane"
"wait, belladona? isn't that poisonous?"
"yes."
"should i be worried?"
"i'm not."

Pyromancer
Apr 29, 2011

This man must look upon the fire, smell of it, warm his hands by it, stare into its heart

SelenicMartian posted:

Then some speed sneaking in the attic, literally racing a thief around two enforcers for a bust, then the sabre, then the mike, then the cowboy bust.

Then back to the basement to place a propane tank or two on the rag in the wine tasting room. The tanks are in a barrel room close to it.
Waited for them to group and start making disappointed noises, then shot the tank twice.

You don't even need to race them, just knock them out and then take your time gathering items/santa suit, because if they grab even one item that challenge is failed and you have to restart. Get guards to wake them when needed
From the start as AV crew grab the remote and knife, then run to the bandit on the same floor, he'll be all alone in a room with vacuum cleaner, knock him out there(switch on the vacuum when needed to wake him)
Then go back to starting position, take the stair there to basement, grab coconut and apricot, knock out the second bandit in the stairwell next to kitchen when he tries to go to the ground floor.(open kitchen door and throw coin so cooks investigate when you need him found). Could grab bricks from basement security and knock him out 3 times in the same stairwell for the challenge.

Also after the wine tasting room they go outside to the fountain you see on the screenshot in challenge, and two propane tanks are already there, but I grabbed two basement ones and two from ground floor kitchen, 6 tank explosion is far better.

Pyromancer fucked around with this message at 08:39 on Dec 20, 2018

HarmB
Jun 19, 2006



where the red fern gropes posted:

medic mission story on miami is very good

"so, what's in this IV bag?"
"floral extracts. hemlock, belladona, acetane"
"wait, belladona? isn't that poisonous?"
"yes."
"should i be worried?"
"i'm not."

I love 47's deceptive-yet-truthful answers.

"How fast is this thing?"
"I can assure you, this is the fastest sub I have ever worked on."

where the red fern gropes
Aug 24, 2011


Sigourney Cheevos posted:

I love 47's deceptive-yet-truthful answers.

"How fast is this thing?"
"I can assure you, this is the fastest sub I have ever worked on."

"the hippo has emerged from its enclosure. it looks healthy, and is acting the same way as every other hippo i have every worked with."

Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

Lube Enthusiast posted:

Has anyone else had their custom Silverballers gone missing from their inventory? Specifically the variants where gently squeezing the trigger tightens the spread

That perk has gone missing from all weapons that had it.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

My silverballers aren't silver any more, at least on their inventory icon.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Check the balls.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Sigourney Cheevos posted:

I love 47's deceptive-yet-truthful answers.

"How fast is this thing?"
"I can assure you, this is the fastest sub I have ever worked on."

"How are the coconut balls."
"They're to die for :geno:"

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won
"How's the pay?"
"Sufficient :geno: "

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Jerusalem posted:

"How are the coconut balls."
"They're to die for :geno:"

47 seems to do his Florida man shtick no matter where he is and what vendor 47 is pretending to be. I worry Vanya Shah might suspect something when her servant is all ‘wrap your lips around this:smugjones:

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Discendo Vox posted:

The short version is that, unbenknownst to seemingly everyone, Gabe Newell apparently is the third Koch brother.

pls don't post spoilers for Hitman 3

Holistic Detective
Feb 2, 2008

effing the ineffable

Strategic Tea posted:

pls don't post spoilers for Hitman 3

Related to this, did anyone else think Hawke's bay was weirdly similar to Gabe Newell's actual house:


http://old.seattletimes.com/pacificnw/2003/0518/cover02.html

Iacen
Mar 19, 2009

Si vis pacem, para bellum



Pilchenstein posted:

I put together a (hopefully) foolproof guide to getting master SASO on Paris (and will be doing other maps too eventually) for a friend who is not great at the game. Figured I might as well share it here. :v:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTD0-DBCzOU

From a while back, but followed it yesterday, and worked like a charm! If you do more, please post them :)

Xanderkish
Aug 10, 2011

Hello!

Blasmeister posted:

47 seems to do his Florida man shtick no matter where he is and what vendor 47 is pretending to be. I worry Vanya Shah might suspect something when her servant is all ‘wrap your lips around this:smugjones:

All I can think about is how all of his caterer dialogue would fit in perfectly in the next expansion where he goes undercover in the Red Light District in Amsterdam.

Xanderkish
Aug 10, 2011

Hello!
Diana: Well, 47. I have no idea how we ended up in 1888 London, but THAT ... is Jack the Ripper. Do what you do best.
47: *Dressed as industrial age prostitute, raises hem of skirt to expose a single ankle* Excuse me...care for a taste?
Jack: Oy, guv, that looks like a right tender slab a meat, it does.

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won
THAT ... is Julius Caesar, dictator in perpetuity of the Roman republic. Quite the resume.


THAT ... is Og, son of Ug, and the best rock thrower in the tribe. Quite the resume.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

Iacen posted:

From a while back, but followed it yesterday, and worked like a charm! If you do more, please post them :)
There's a playlist of the ones I've done so far here. I'll make a post when I've uploaded more, glad you found it helpful. :v:

Lollerich
Mar 25, 2004

The little doctors are back,
they want to play with you!

Pilchenstein posted:

There's a playlist of the ones I've done so far here. I'll make a post when I've uploaded more, glad you found it helpful. :v:
I hope you do Santa Fortuna at some point, because I've tried many times and I just can't get the guy in the mansion. I have no idea how. I also can't find a good way to disable the cameras. (on master)

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.

Xanderkish posted:

All I can think about is how all of his caterer dialogue would fit in perfectly in the next expansion where he goes undercover in the Red Light District in Amsterdam.

They did that in the first game.

Just Chamber
Feb 10, 2014

WE MUST RETURN TO THE DANCE! THE NIGHT IS OURS!

"THAT ... Is Agent 47, good job 47 it seems the time machine worked, do be careful not to cause a time paradox"

Pennfalath
Sep 10, 2011

Why are these teenagers not at home studying their Latin vocabulary?

Lollerich posted:

I hope you do Santa Fortuna at some point, because I've tried many times and I just can't get the guy in the mansion. I have no idea how. I also can't find a good way to disable the cameras. (on master)

Lure him to the hippo

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Discendo Vox posted:

They did that in the first game.

"You'll have the time of your life" :geno:

Lollerich
Mar 25, 2004

The little doctors are back,
they want to play with you!

Pennfalath posted:

Lure him to the hippo
How do you propose I do that as SASO on Master?

Pennfalath
Sep 10, 2011

Why are these teenagers not at home studying their Latin vocabulary?

Lollerich posted:

How do you propose I do that as SASO on Master?


Bring meat (or steal it in the village), because the meat isn't next to the hippo anymore on Master.
Sneak in through the back (cross the river on the big trunk that you have to shoot loose at the construction site, sneak past the two guards in the tunnel or go to their right into the ruins for a little bit) and go to the area with the hippo. There is one guard and an animal specialist there. Wait until the animal specialist goes to look something up on the internet, take out the lone guard. Throw in the meat and wait for animal guy to get Delgado, wait for animal guy to leave, casually stroll up and push Delgado in or Snipe him for Sniper Assassin.

For the camera's, the recording device in the small compound in the village is quite easy to take out, jump over the wall on the side, go up the stairs and onto the balcony, wait until you have a shot, open the door and shoot the recording device.

Pennfalath fucked around with this message at 15:42 on Dec 20, 2018

where the red fern gropes
Aug 24, 2011


sniper sa/so master on santa fortuna is probably possible without any particular change in routing now that i think about it

Pennfalath
Sep 10, 2011

Why are these teenagers not at home studying their Latin vocabulary?

where the red fern gropes posted:

sniper sa/so master on santa fortuna is probably possible without any particular change in routing now that i think about it

Yeah, I did Sniper SASO in one go on my Master playthrough (with many restarts, but in the end I did not have to do a separate run for SASO and a seperate one for Sniper Assassin).

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

I want to mention again. If you haven't yet done the House For Sale story mission in Another Life then PLEASE do it right away.
It's probably the best piece of writing in the game.

ecavalli
Nov 18, 2012


Xanderkish posted:

Diana: Well, 47. I have no idea how we ended up in 1888 London, but THAT ... is Jack the Ripper. Do what you do best.
47: *Dressed as industrial age prostitute, raises hem of skirt to expose a single ankle* Excuse me...care for a taste?
Jack: Oy, guv, that looks like a right tender slab a meat, it does.

I would play the gently caress out of a time-travelling Hitman sequel where you're charged with offing various important historical figures. It'd be like an especially murderous Forrest Gump.

qbert
Oct 23, 2003

It's both thrilling and terrifying.
Santa Fortuna SASO Master is probably the trickiest one in my opinion, all due to the mansion target. For me, it involved a lot of coining of guards and methodically moving through each target. You can take out the girl quickly and easily in her hideout, just lure out everyone on the 2nd floor to the outside patio and knock them out, before finally dealing with her. No one goes there on their routes so you can just leave them there. You can also take out the camera system from that room so you don't have to worry about those for the rest of the mission.

Then make your way to the drug lab dude and hide in the radio cabin until he goes there on his route. He's alone in the building so it's easy to kill him and hide him in the box there. Then I used the gate that connects from the cocoa fields to the mansion.

Basically I snuck along the perimeter of the mansion, took out the patroling guard and the maid near the jacuzzi, and climbed the connecting pipe to the bathroom of the target's office. From there you just coin the guard in the main office, subdue, drag him into the bathroom, and do the same for the 2-3 guards in the hallway outside the office. Once everything is clear, you can just wait in the office for the target to make his way there eventually and easily take him out.

Retrace your steps, take the helicopter exit, and done. Definitely not easy given how many people you have to deal with on the way.

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csm141
Jul 19, 2010

i care, i'm listening, i can help you without giving any advice
Pillbug

qbert posted:

Santa Fortuna SASO Master is probably the trickiest one in my opinion, all due to the mansion target. For me, it involved a lot of coining of guards and methodically moving through each target. You can take out the girl quickly and easily in her hideout, just lure out everyone on the 2nd floor to the outside patio and knock them out, before finally dealing with her. No one goes there on their routes so you can just leave them there. You can also take out the camera system from that room so you don't have to worry about those for the rest of the mission.

Then make your way to the drug lab dude and hide in the radio cabin until he goes there on his route. He's alone in the building so it's easy to kill him and hide him in the box there. Then I used the gate that connects from the cocoa fields to the mansion.

Basically I snuck along the perimeter of the mansion, took out the patroling guard and the maid near the jacuzzi, and climbed the connecting pipe to the bathroom of the target's office. From there you just coin the guard in the main office, subdue, drag him into the bathroom, and do the same for the 2-3 guards in the hallway outside the office. Once everything is clear, you can just wait in the office for the target to make his way there eventually and easily take him out.

Retrace your steps, take the helicopter exit, and done. Definitely not easy given how many people you have to deal with on the way.

I'm glad you figured it out and got it done and presumably had fun but the hippo opportunity is pretty simple to kill Rico with.

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