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Clearly Döner is a form of hotdog. God, now I'm hungry.
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Imagine four Bratwürste on the inside of a pide. Say a direct copy of the Bratwurst nearest your mouth is sent to the back of the line of Bratwürste and takes the place of the first Bratwurst. The formerly first Bratwurst becomes the second, the second becomes the third, and the fourth drops down your gullet. Time works the same way.
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Dec 21, 2018 22:37
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Smirr posted:Imagine four Bratwürste on the inside of a pide. Say a direct copy of the Bratwurst nearest your mouth is sent to the back of the line of Bratwürste and takes the place of the first Bratwurst. The formerly first Bratwurst becomes the second, the second becomes the third, and the fourth drops down your gullet. That reads like a reddit ELI5
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Dec 21, 2018 22:42
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Döner is clearly a form of Currywurst. Also a Döner mit Wurst would prob own.
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Smirr posted:Imagine four Bratwürste on the inside of a pide. Say a direct copy of the Bratwurst nearest your mouth is sent to the back of the line of Bratwürste and takes the place of the first Bratwurst. The formerly first Bratwurst becomes the second, the second becomes the third, and the fourth drops down your gullet.
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Dec 21, 2018 23:02
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frankenfreak posted:Makes me think of this Speaking of, I actually had a poptart for the first time a short while ago, since Edeka had some Amerika-Aktion. It kinda sucked. You'd think that with how fat America is they'd at least be good at making candy, if not any other food, but nope.
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Dec 21, 2018 23:03
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moment Pommes auf Toast? 
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Lord Stimperor posted:That reads like a reddit ELI5 And if we knew what an "ELI5" is supposed to mean, we would think your post was really funny. Alas, normal people don't read Reddit, so Anyway, that stuff is I think, older than Reddit anyway. (Get it? I juxtaposed "Reddit" with "dirt")
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Perestroika posted:Speaking of, I actually had a poptart for the first time a short while ago, since Edeka had some Amerika-Aktion. It kinda sucked. You'd think that with how fat America is they'd at least be good at making candy, if not any other food, but nope. American sweets are really gross. Donuts, marshmallow, Hershey chocolate, pancakes, maple syrup: all bad. The only exception is American cheese cake.
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Dec 21, 2018 23:36
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Libluini posted:And if we knew what an "ELI5" is supposed to mean, we would think your post was really funny. Alas, normal people don't read Reddit, so Don't know if your comment was irony or not, but ELI5 stands for 'Explain like i'm 5' on reddit. When there's an ELI5 question, people respond with really contrived and forced analogies. Like, physicists already have a knack for making really bad analogies that only complicate the material they're trying to explain. But redditors can effortlessly top that. That's what my comment was alluding to. I did not intend to piss anyone off btw.
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Hey, donuts are great! Goa Tse-tung posted:moment There‘s an Imbiss here that does amazing chicken and fries and they have a sandwich which is basically a piece of pide with chicken meat, fries, hummus and aioli rolled up. It owns.
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Dec 21, 2018 23:49
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pidan posted:American sweets are really gross. Donuts, marshmallow, Hershey chocolate, pancakes, maple syrup: all bad. Calling donuts or american pancakes bad should be a highly probatable offense, especially after calling cheesecake good but Hershey's is or is not literally something something sour milk, tastes disgusting either way
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Dec 22, 2018 00:03
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Also everything with peanut butter in it is good
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https://twitter.com/anettselle/status/1076075193951547398 You heard it here first, Umweltschutz is dangerous Linksextremismus and must be stopped at all costs 
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System Metternich posted:https://twitter.com/anettselle/status/1076075193951547398 The ones setting cars on fire instead of making more of them are probably the only sane people left in this whole shitshow of a civilization
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frankenfreak posted:Makes me think of this No landerig, 4/10
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Perestroika posted:Speaking of, I actually had a poptart for the first time a short while ago, since Edeka had some Amerika-Aktion. It kinda sucked. You'd think that with how fat America is they'd at least be good at making candy, if not any other food, but nope. American dishes have complex preparations, though, so the only authentic American cusine experience you find abroad are wedding barbecues.
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Perestroika posted:Speaking of, I actually had a poptart for the first time a short while ago, since Edeka had some Amerika-Aktion. It kinda sucked. You'd think that with how fat America is they'd at least be good at making candy, if not any other food, but nope. Did you put in in the toaster? When my brother came back from his Amerikaaustausch (about five years ago though so maybe the recipe has changed or something), he also brought a pack of poptarts along, and while they tasted decidedly not good untoasted their flavour was way better after some toaster action imho
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When I was little we had an American bakery in our city for The Troops, and our English teacher once took us on a trip there and bought reach of us a brownie, a donut and some other thing I can't remember. It was unbelievably rich, not one of us managed to eat a whole one of any of the things. No bake cheesecake is good though, but not really better or much different than normal cheesecake. Muffins are English, right?
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System Metternich posted:Did you put in in the toaster? When my brother came back from his Amerikaaustausch (about five years ago though so maybe the recipe has changed or something), he also brought a pack of poptarts along, and while they tasted decidedly not good untoasted their flavour was way better after some toaster action imho I did, but that basically just turned the experience from "untoasted toast with strawberry jam" to "toasted toast with strawberry jam". Like, it wasn't gross or anything, just not really something I'd want to eat for a tasty treat.
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pidan posted:Muffins are English, right? The thing you probably mean is American. English muffins are Toastbrötchen
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You remember that police party in iirc Hamburg where police officers wearing only their pistol on the hip were dancing on the tables and having sex in the public? Well, it's happened again:quote:Das hatte mit Recht und Ordnung nichts zu tun: In Hannover ist die Weihnachtsfeier der Zentralen Polizeidirektion (ZPD) komplett aus dem Ruder gelaufen. I really need to get invited to a northern German police party one day, I guess  
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Lord Stimperor posted:Don't know if your comment was irony or not, but ELI5 stands for 'Explain like i'm 5' on reddit. When there's an ELI5 question, people respond with really contrived and forced Ugh, Reddit just gives me the creeps. 
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r/AskHistorians is one of the best places on the internet to learn about history, though it’s also extremely strictly moderated
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pidan posted:American sweets are really gross. Donuts, marshmallow, Hershey chocolate, pancakes, maple syrup: all bad. The things you would pick up a grocery store are indeed bad, but housemade stuff can be quite good. Frankly, if you don't like blueberry pie I'm really not sure you can be in good conscience considered human. *Opens "Are Bavarians Human?" chart, puts in strike in "against" coulumn.*
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System Metternich posted:You remember that police party in iirc Hamburg where police officers wearing only their pistol on the hip were dancing on the tables and having sex in the public? Well, it's happened again: When people say "gently caress the police", that is not what they mean!
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Ich ziehe ernsthaft in Erwägung gerichtlich gegen Aldi vorzugehen. Man hat eindeutig zu wenig Baumkuchen bevorratet. 
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http://m.spiegel.de/wirtschaft/soziales/spenden-buerger-schenken-staat-rekordsumme-zum-schuldenabbau-a-1245200.html People are donating a record amount of money this Christmas. However they're donating it to the state to reduce debt
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Randler posted:Ich ziehe ernsthaft in Erwägung gerichtlich gegen Aldi vorzugehen. Man hat eindeutig zu wenig Baumkuchen bevorratet. I'll buy all my Baumkuchen, Marzipanbaumstämme, Lebkuchen and Glühwein after Christmas is over for that sweet 30-50% discount. Osterglühwein, my friends!
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Lord Stimperor posted:http://m.spiegel.de/wirtschaft/soziales/spenden-buerger-schenken-staat-rekordsumme-zum-schuldenabbau-a-1245200.html Not really. It's usually about 150k Euros a year. But this year, they got like half a million in April, which makes this times amount of about 600k a record.
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SavageGentleman posted:I'll buy all my Baumkuchen, Marzipanbaumstämme, Lebkuchen and Glühwein after Christmas is over for that sweet 30-50% discount. If they don't have any stock now, they won't have reduced stock after the winter solstice, though.
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Lord Stimperor posted:http://m.spiegel.de/wirtschaft/soziales/spenden-buerger-schenken-staat-rekordsumme-zum-schuldenabbau-a-1245200.html SCHWAR ZE NULL
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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Lord Stimperor posted:http://m.spiegel.de/wirtschaft/soziales/spenden-buerger-schenken-staat-rekordsumme-zum-schuldenabbau-a-1245200.html The best part is that, per law, reducing the state debt is not gemeinnützig.
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Das Risiko beginnt beim Tonfall, wenn der Regen gegen die Kaimauer peitscht: Die Besessenheit davon, statt Nachrichten „Stories“ zu verfassen, verführt zum laxen Umgang mit der Wahrheit.
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Randler posted:Das Risiko beginnt beim Tonfall, wenn der Regen gegen die Kaimauer peitscht: Die Besessenheit davon, statt Nachrichten „Stories“ zu verfassen, verführt zum laxen Umgang mit der Wahrheit. Wie jetzt alle großen TS auf einmal mahnend den Finger heben, als ob es irgendwo anders liefe. In other news, Titanic Migründer Bernstein ist gestorben  http://www.titanic-magazin.de/news/fw-bernstein-ist-tot-10172/
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haldolium posted:
Ich finde den ersten Absatz trotzdem toll, wo die ganzen Füllwörter und Verfüllphrasen vom Spiggl in Gänsefüßchen gesetzt werden.
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Randler posted:Ich finde den ersten Absatz trotzdem toll, wo die ganzen Füllwörter und Verfüllphrasen vom Spiggl in Gänsefüßchen gesetzt werden. Ja, der ist schön. Leider kann die FAZ sich das nicht leisten, so wenig wie die SZ oder Zeit.
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cebrail posted:Way more hilarious are the American newspapers writing things like "this could never happen here", presumably without bursting into laughter.
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