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Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

the U.K. fucks up so bad that the irish seize control of all of the british isles and cause a famine in england

# ? Dec 22, 2018 03:04

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I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Venom Snake posted:

the U.K. fucks up so bad that the irish seize control of all of the british isles and cause a famine in england

there�s already going to be a famine in England though

# ? Dec 22, 2018 03:19

Fallen Hamprince: Nov 12, 2016

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

there�s already going to be a famine in England though

by most developed countries' standards, the current state of english cuisine already constitutes a mild famine

# ? Dec 22, 2018 03:25

Muscle Wizard: Jul 28, 2011; by sebmojo

Agean90 posted:

it's made bigger

to kill bucks you see

# ? Dec 22, 2018 03:28

Fallen Hamprince: Nov 12, 2016

the Met appear to have caught the gatwick droners

# ? Dec 22, 2018 04:35

dont be mean to me: May 2, 2007; I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars

anti-drone falcons bing bing bong

# ? Dec 22, 2018 04:45

Fallen Hamprince: Nov 12, 2016

dont be mean to me posted:

anti-drone falcons bing bing bong

literally under experimentation as a way to destroy or disable small drones, though with eagles rather than falcons

e: :ninja:

# ? Dec 22, 2018 04:56

dont be mean to me: May 2, 2007; I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars

Fallen Hamprince posted:

literally under experimentation as a way to destroy or disable small drones

# ? Dec 22, 2018 04:56

Regarde Aduck: Oct 19, 2012; c l o u d k i t t e n; Grimey Drawer

Venom Snake posted:

the U.K. fucks up so bad that the irish seize control of all of the british isles and cause a famine in england

Don�t say this I�m having a panny

# ? Dec 22, 2018 04:57

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Agean90 posted:

it's made bigger

to kill bucks you see

ah, so the slugs are to kill slugs

# ? Dec 22, 2018 05:04

Agean90: Jun 28, 2008

Victory Position posted:

ah, so the slugs are to kill slugs

nah, the slugs are shaped like slugs

# ? Dec 22, 2018 06:15

Fallen Hamprince: Nov 12, 2016

Agean90 posted:

nah, the slugs are shaped like slugs

for to kill the slug you must become the slug

# ? Dec 22, 2018 07:23

Grape: Nov 16, 2017; Happily shilling for China!

Regarde Aduck posted:

Don�t say this I�m having a panny

is this the quaint british way of saying panini

# ? Dec 22, 2018 07:40

Mycroft Holmes: Mar 26, 2010; by Azathoth

Victory Position posted:

ah, so the slugs are to kill slugs

yes, they're designed with tories in mind

# ? Dec 22, 2018 11:02

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

Bryter posted:

actually it was a field that stopped the fourth plane

Lol planecrashes don�t have miles long debris fields that fucker broke up in the sky

# ? Dec 22, 2018 11:31

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

Former DILF posted:

Lol planecrashes don�t have miles long debris fields that fucker broke up in the sky

Whoa whoa whoa, that wasn't in the movie

# ? Dec 22, 2018 11:48

hakimashou: Jul 15, 2002; Upset Trowel

XMNN posted:

lol

just lol

in 2016 sure becoming pm was absolutely q poison chalice, but the fact we are less than 100 days away from crashing out without a deal is (almost) entirely her fault

she triggered article 50 with no plan for what happens next

she drew a bunch of loving stupid contradictory red lines because she hates foreigners

she called a general election in the article 50 period despite people telling her it was loving mental

she pissed her majority up the wall and ended up having to bribe the DUP into propping up her government

she negotiated a deal that they and half her party would never support and spent the last two years telling labour to gently caress off out of Brexit instead of maybe trying to maybe get their votes?

she deliberately has not acted to rule out no deal, entirely as a hosed up negotiating strategy where she holds the country hostage to get what she wants

she's ruled out any sort of plausible escape strategy for herself or the country, again trying to rail road everyone into what she thinks is best

she knew she was going to lose a vote in parliament so she sent everyone out saying it was definitely going ahead and then pulled it at the last minute so she could get imaginary concessions from the EU and then got loving laughed out (also she never quite explained why she thought a few meaningless words were going to flip the 100+ MPs from her own party she needs to actually pass it)

she delayed the vote well into January for no apparent reason apart from, once again, to push us closer to the cliff edge so she can frighten people into going her way

she did that in spite (or possibly because) of the fact that businesses can't put off preparing for the utter loving chaos of no deal any longer and will have to start making possibly irreversible decisions about how they're going to handle it because they can't actually trust the government to not deliberately completely gently caress the country up anymore

Brexit is a gently caress up from start to finish but she has made it worse than it ever had to be through a series of fuckwit decisions

Cameron might have started the fire, but may went round pouring petrol on things and chaining the doors shut

you numpty

Don�t let May's missteps and mishaps obscure the bigger picture. David Cameron bears the greatest share of personal responsibility for Britain�s ills.

May is in a nearly impossible position trying to square a circle; David Cameron was in the opposite position. He had it all, but out of sheer hubristic vanity he wanted that last little crumb to put on top of his heap of laurels.

It�s his arrogant irresponsible recklessness that caused all of this. He failed monumentally in his duties as leader of the country.

Is May especially bad compared to the alternatives? To Boris Johnson or Jacob Rees Mogg?

You could say that Labour would do better, but this is no objection. She held an election to give Labour the chance. It didn�t turn out very well for her, but would you like her more if she hadn�t done it?

Anyway it would be a huge injustice if David Cameron somehow escaped the full concemnation of history for his unforgivable and disastrous personal failure after being entrusted with so much power and privilege.

No matter how badly May handles the brexit, it all belongs in brackets next to David Cameron�s name.

And he hosed a dead pig's head.

# ? Dec 22, 2018 11:57

Bulgakov: Mar 8, 2009; рукописи не горят

Venom Snake posted:

the U.K. fucks up so bad that the irish seize control of all of the british isles and cause a famine in england

# ? Dec 22, 2018 12:05

tarbrush: Feb 7, 2011; ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

hakimashou posted:

And he ~~hosed~~ a ~~dead~~ pig~~'s head.~~

The one time he managed to unite the country.

#baeofpigs

# ? Dec 22, 2018 12:21

Jel Shaker: Apr 19, 2003

the pig rumour thing annoys me because as great as it would to be true, it�s actually a rumour invented by Lord Ashcroft , a huge tax-avoiding scum Lord, who demanded a cabinet position because he donated millions to the conservatives and by virtue of believing it, you�re in a way supporting him

# ? Dec 22, 2018 13:34

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

OTOH Ian hislop was also part of the same group at uni and rather than make fun of Cameron for it he told everyone to grow up

# ? Dec 22, 2018 13:47

Fans: Jun 27, 2013; A reptile dysfunction

Jel Shaker posted:

the pig rumour thing annoys me because as great as it would to be true, it�s actually a rumour invented by Lord Ashcroft , a huge tax-avoiding scum Lord, who demanded a cabinet position because he donated millions to the conservatives and by virtue of believing it, you�re in a way supporting him

If making fun of David Cameron is supporting Lord Ashcroft then I've been supporting him since 2010.

# ? Dec 22, 2018 15:07

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Jel Shaker posted:

the pig rumour thing annoys me because as great as it would to be true, it’s actually a rumour invented by Lord Ashcroft , a huge tax-avoiding scum Lord, who demanded a cabinet position because he donated millions to the conservatives and by virtue of believing it, you’re in a way supporting him

Let them fight

# ? Dec 22, 2018 15:08

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Jel Shaker posted:

the pig rumour thing annoys me because as great as it would to be true, it�s actually a rumour invented by Lord Ashcroft , a huge tax-avoiding scum Lord, who demanded a cabinet position because he donated millions to the conservatives and by virtue of believing it, you�re in a way supporting him

david cameron is now known globally for loving a pigs head and you want to make this a bad thing?

SICKENING

# ? Dec 22, 2018 15:34

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hakimashou posted:

Don�t let May's missteps and mishaps obscure the bigger picture. David Cameron bears the greatest share of personal responsibility for Britain�s ills.

May is in a nearly impossible position trying to square a circle; David Cameron was in the opposite position. He had it all, but out of sheer hubristic vanity he wanted that last little crumb to put on top of his heap of laurels.

It�s his arrogant irresponsible recklessness that caused all of this. He failed monumentally in his duties as leader of the country.

Is May especially bad compared to the alternatives? To Boris Johnson or Jacob Rees Mogg?

You could say that Labour would do better, but this is no objection. She held an election to give Labour the chance. It didn�t turn out very well for her, but would you like her more if she hadn�t done it?

Anyway it would be a huge injustice if David Cameron somehow escaped the full concemnation of history for his unforgivable and disastrous personal failure after being entrusted with so much power and privilege.

No matter how badly May handles the brexit, it all belongs in brackets next to David Cameron�s name.

And he hosed a dead pig's head.

The referendum was needed as a compromise by Cameron to unite the Tories to make the country governable, though.

# ? Dec 22, 2018 15:41

Bryter: Nov 6, 2011; but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

Former DILF posted:

Lol planecrashes don’t have miles long debris fields that fucker broke up in the sky

didn't stop until it hit the field though

# ? Dec 22, 2018 16:10

tarbrush: Feb 7, 2011; ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

Jel Shaker posted:

the pig rumour thing annoys me because as great as it would to be true, it’s actually a rumour invented by Lord Ashcroft , a huge tax-avoiding scum Lord, who demanded a cabinet position because he donated millions to the conservatives and by virtue of believing it, you’re in a way supporting him

No one actually believes it, the reason it's damming and hilarious is cause everyone heard the rumour, and literally the entire country said "yeah, he seems the type."

When the entire country sincerely believes that you would gently caress a pig, you're toast. Regardless of whether or not he did gently caress that pig.

# ? Dec 22, 2018 16:16

really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

hakimashou posted:

Don�t let May's missteps and mishaps obscure the bigger picture. David Cameron bears the greatest share of personal responsibility for Britain�s ills.

May is in a nearly impossible position trying to square a circle; David Cameron was in the opposite position. He had it all, but out of sheer hubristic vanity he wanted that last little crumb to put on top of his heap of laurels.

It�s his arrogant irresponsible recklessness that caused all of this. He failed monumentally in his duties as leader of the country.

Is May especially bad compared to the alternatives? To Boris Johnson or Jacob Rees Mogg?

You could say that Labour would do better, but this is no objection. She held an election to give Labour the chance. It didn�t turn out very well for her, but would you like her more if she hadn�t done it?

Anyway it would be a huge injustice if David Cameron somehow escaped the full concemnation of history for his unforgivable and disastrous personal failure after being entrusted with so much power and privilege.

No matter how badly May handles the brexit, it all belongs in brackets next to David Cameron�s name.

And he hosed a dead pig's head.

the Theresa May defender has logged on

# ? Dec 22, 2018 16:48

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tarbrush posted:

No one actually believes it, the reason it's damming and hilarious is cause everyone heard the rumour, and literally the entire country said "yeah, he seems the type."

When the entire country sincerely believes that you would gently caress a pig, you're toast. Regardless of whether or not he did gently caress that pig.

He did gently caress that pig though.

Jose posted:

OTOH Ian hislop was also part of the same group at uni and rather than make fun of Cameron for it he told everyone to grow up

I means it's a bit possible that he's defending the honour of the society which is very to type but nah it means he did it too.

# ? Dec 22, 2018 16:49

SardonicTyrant: Feb 26, 2016; BTICH IM A NEWT
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I support gender equality in condemning the garbage people who send countries into a death spiral :shrug:

# ? Dec 22, 2018 16:55

Jel Shaker: Apr 19, 2003

tarbrush posted:

No one actually believes it, the reason it's damming and hilarious is cause everyone heard the rumour, and literally the entire country said "yeah, he seems the type."

When the entire country sincerely believes that you would gently caress a pig, you're toast. Regardless of whether or not he did gently caress that pig.

a schrodingers pig fucker

I do agree with the thesis that Cameron is one of the worst pms yet, but I�d rather he�s remembered for horrible poo poo like brexit and wasting a billion on a pointless duke of Edinburgh knock off (national citizenship service ) whereas pig loving almost gets him off the hook for being specially reprehensible as most of those posh boys probably did it anyway

# ? Dec 22, 2018 17:03

Barry Foster: Dec 24, 2007; What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

tarbrush posted:

No one actually believes it, the reason it's damming and hilarious is cause everyone heard the rumour, and literally the entire country said "yeah, he seems the type."

When the entire country sincerely believes that you would gently caress a pig, you're toast. Regardless of whether or not he did gently caress that pig.

DCFADP

It is axiomatic

# ? Dec 22, 2018 17:06

BioMe: Aug 9, 2012

Jel Shaker posted:

the pig rumour thing annoys me because as great as it would to be true, it�s actually a rumour invented by Lord Ashcroft , a huge tax-avoiding scum Lord, who demanded a cabinet position because he donated millions to the conservatives and by virtue of believing it, you�re in a way supporting him

Nah, that type of people just hold each other hostage by having a ton of genuine dirt to go around. Also the sheer number of defenders who believed it as just lads being lads tells you all you need to know about conservatives

David Cameron hosed a pig

# ? Dec 22, 2018 17:19

Fallen Hamprince: Nov 12, 2016

Former DILF posted:

Lol planecrashes don�t have miles long debris fields that fucker broke up in the sky

the flight 93 shootdown thing is a vintage alex jones conspiracy theory, the heavy debris was all in a half km radius and all the reports of debris from the crash being found miles away were stuff like paper and scraps of clothing that were blown in the wind.

bonus lol: at the time the jets on standby to guard the capital airspace weren't armed and when Andrews AFB got the order to scramble they didn't have time to arm them. the plan was to literally chase after and ram them with f-16s, turning the whole episode into a matryoshka doll of planes flying into things

# ? Dec 22, 2018 17:29

Barry Convex: Sep 1, 2005; Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!

cursed thread https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/1076458808703180800?s=21

# ? Dec 22, 2018 17:31

Barry Foster: Dec 24, 2007; What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Barry Convex posted:

cursed thread https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/1076458808703180800?s=21

Having an extremely normal one

# ? Dec 22, 2018 17:34

Wraith of J.O.I.: Jan 25, 2012

Barry Convex posted:

cursed thread https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/1076458808703180800?s=21

would be sickening to find out corbyn portrayed bankers as a cabal of hook nosed goblins

https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/1076476024983076864?s=21

# ? Dec 22, 2018 17:37

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

the next harry potter movie is going to have the train pull up to the school but it's got a soviet symbol on the front, a bunch of old white guys will pour out in commissar uniforms to shoot all the students for being enemies of the state

# ? Dec 22, 2018 17:39

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jk rowling is worth 700 000 000 £ no wonder she doesn't like corbyn

# ? Dec 22, 2018 17:43

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BioMe: Aug 9, 2012

Isn't it funny how the left acts tolerant but they hate ~~a genocidal fascist state~~ definitely all Jews everywhere solely because of their ethnicity??

# ? Dec 22, 2018 17:56

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