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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Origami Dali posted:

ultimately the tng project was $12 million and two production teams working full time on it for 2 years, and they didn't get close to recouping that cost. so unless some generous donor decides to pony up $24 mil for ds9/voy or cbs gets a new trek nerd ceo, forget about it.

That's it, $12 million? pft that's wiener money.

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skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
Yeah that’s like, an episode and a half of Disco budget

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
So like 45 minutes

bull3964
Nov 18, 2000

DO YOU HEAR THAT? THAT'S THE SOUND OF ME PATTING MYSELF ON THE BACK.


If CBS would just start firing sexual predators instead of covering up their crimes with payoffs, we could probably have all the series and movies in 4k HDR by this point.

Geekboy
Aug 21, 2005

Now that's what I call a geekMAN!

bull3964 posted:

If CBS would just start firing sexual predators instead of covering up their crimes with payoffs, we could probably have all the series and movies in 4k HDR by this point.

Seriously. The settlement for Eliza Dushku (who was harassed by a boring never-was on a forgettable procedural) would have paid for most of that TNG remaster.

That’s one case.

When will they figure out these awful, generic men are replaceable and expensive?

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
Well they're not giving Moonves that $120 million severance at least.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Geekboy posted:

Seriously. The settlement for Eliza Dushku (who was harassed by a boring never-was on a forgettable procedural) would have paid for most of that TNG remaster.

That’s one case.

When will they figure out these awful, generic men are replaceable and expensive?

The issue isn’t the amount, it’s the potential return. They were forced to payout Dushku’s settlement or Moonves’ legal fees, but they’ll never dump even a fraction of either of those into a project they don’t think they’d ever see a sizable return on.

They sabotaged themselves on the TNG blus and they’ll never invest in another ST HD project again because of it. Enterprise was an anomaly because the episodes needed minimal work compared to TNG.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






The Bloop posted:

Aside from turning goofy Harry Mudd into a mass murdering psychopath, yeah it was.

lmao I typed this almost verbatim and then scrolled down

Sir Lemming posted:

Maybe we can get CBS to pinky-swear that they'll do DS9 in HD if we all subscribe to All Access while Discovery is on

A moral conundrum worthy of the better TNG episodes.

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice
That's the thing. You can say, "Oh, a DS9 remaster would cost $24 million, but they could pay for that out of the Discovery money", and that's true, but that's also not the right question. The question is, if they spend $24 million on a DS9 remaster, will they make that money back on DS9 sales?

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Epicurius posted:

That's the thing. You can say, "Oh, a DS9 remaster would cost $24 million, but they could pay for that out of the Discovery money", and that's true, but that's also not the right question. The question is, if they spend $24 million on a DS9 remaster, will they make that money back on DS9 sales?

Does it have to? They could use it to drag people onto CBS all access. "Did you like DS9? Well it's now on CBS All Access, also there's some other Star Trek shows on here."

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Cojawfee posted:

Does it have to? They could use it to drag people onto CBS all access. "Did you like DS9? Well it's now on CBS All Access, also there's some other Star Trek shows on here."

The Venn diagram of “people who want a DS9 remaster” and “people who would be willing to subscribe to CBS All Access for it” consists entirely of like half a dozen people from this thread.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Big Mean Jerk posted:

The Venn diagram of “people who want a DS9 remaster” and “people who would be willing to subscribe to CBS All Access for it” consists entirely of like half a dozen people from this thread.

I'll do my part!

jeeves
May 27, 2001

Deranged Psychopathic
Butler Extraordinaire
My girlfriend likes TNG but has never seen Nemesis. She says she wants to "because it has Tom Hardy in it" and "how bad could it be?"

I'll give you guys a trip report later.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

jeeves posted:

My girlfriend likes TNG but has never seen Nemesis. She says she wants to "because it has Tom Hardy in it" and "how bad could it be?"

I'll give you guys a trip report later.

It's sad, because she's right. Or she should be.

Aoi
Sep 12, 2017

Perpetually a Pain.

jeeves posted:

My girlfriend likes TNG but has never seen Nemesis. She says she wants to "because it has Tom Hardy in it" and "how bad could it be?"

I'll give you guys a trip report later.

Time may be the fire in which we all burn, but it's also the gentle sun that nourishes our healthy growth and improvement.

Stars are a mess of contradictions like that.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


jeeves posted:

My girlfriend likes TNG but has never seen Nemesis. She says she wants to "because it has Tom Hardy in it" and "how bad could it be?"

I'll give you guys a trip report later.

It almost caused him to kill himself

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

He probably also thought it was incredibly dumb for Picard to already be bald in his freshman year at the Academy.

Geekboy
Aug 21, 2005

Now that's what I call a geekMAN!

Big Mean Jerk posted:

The Venn diagram of “people who want a DS9 remaster” and “people who would be willing to subscribe to CBS All Access for it” consists entirely of like half a dozen people from this thread.

And I’m already paying it, so that makes 5 more of you. Max.

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

The Bloop posted:

Aside from turning goofy Harry Mudd into a mass murdering psychopath, yeah it was.

To be honest, that episode is only marginally more violent/disturbing than any other Trek time travel or time loop episode. The entire main cast dies over and over in Cause and Effect in pretty horrific fashion, complete with Picard's desperate abandon ship order and the bridge crew literally watching flames crawl up the walls right before the ship explodes. The Mudd episode is more personal, but I could never see the accusations some people came up with that it was torture porn or whatever. Nothing about how the episode was shot or scripted really came off that way, even in the Lorca death montage.

Geekboy
Aug 21, 2005

Now that's what I call a geekMAN!
But if you don’t hyperbolically despise the new thing, how will anyone know you’re cool?

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


The Lorca death montage was hilarious.

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
Kind of amazing that a 22 year old episode of a TV show can do this, but the Gowron reveal sent a chill down my spine.

Edit: lol fakeout!

Laterite fucked around with this message at 08:00 on Dec 22, 2018

Dr. Fishopolis
Aug 31, 2004

ROBOT

Laterite posted:

Kind of amazing that a 22 year old episode of a TV show can do this, but the Gowron reveal sent a chill down my spine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqqsL0EqASM

Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer

Geekboy posted:

But if you don’t hyperbolically despise the new thing, how will anyone know you’re cool?

STD is like that kid who has his mom buy him a bunch of designer clothes for school because he thinks that'll make him popular only his plan backfires and he has to learn the true meaning of friendship the hard way

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

He probably also thought it was incredibly dumb for Picard to already be bald in his freshman year at the Academy.

Well, Stewart was bald at like 19...

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Hulk Hogan started going bald in high school, brother.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
My uncle went bald at about 19 too. (my maternal uncle, I was worried for a bit but luckily I have my other grandmother's hair like every single one of her many descendants) It happens. And it seems fitting that Picard learned to own it early.

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Except for those other episodes which show him with a full head of hair even as late as Jack Crushers funeral, yeah.

I guess my main gripe was really about the filmmakers not trusting the audience to grasp that the young Starfleet cadet in this photo is Picard without making that photo also bald.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Paradoxish posted:

To be honest, that episode is only marginally more violent/disturbing than any other Trek time travel or time loop episode. The entire main cast dies over and over in Cause and Effect in pretty horrific fashion, complete with Picard's desperate abandon ship order and the bridge crew literally watching flames crawl up the walls right before the ship explodes. The Mudd episode is more personal, but I could never see the accusations some people came up with that it was torture porn or whatever. Nothing about how the episode was shot or scripted really came off that way, even in the Lorca death montage.
It's about cold blooded murder or not. One has none, the other has dozens on screen and implied hundreds. If he wasn't psychotic at the beginning he probably would be by the end. You shouldn't be able to do that.

Geekboy posted:

But if you don’t hyperbolically despise the new thing, how will anyone know you’re cool?

:jerkbag: yeah that's not me. I watched all of Disco and I don't hate watch anything but political speeches. I think the episode was great, I just wish they didn't misuse (in my opinion) an existing character. It's one if the most obvious hazards with prequels and they just cranked him to 11

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
The episode was fine, but deciding to have Mudd be the villain was the worst kind of attempted pandering. If they'd trusted the story enough to have a new character be the villain instead of needing it to be a callback to an existing character there'd be no problem. Instead it turns creepy but charismatic pimp Mudd into a murderous psycho.

It's the same as deciding to make Michael part of Sarek and Spock's family. The plot works just as well, if not better, if it's a different Vulcan who adopted her, but it's got to be a callback, and now Spock's got a human sister he never thought to mention.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Tsaedje posted:

The episode was fine, but deciding to have Mudd be the villain was the worst kind of attempted pandering. If they'd trusted the story enough to have a new character be the villain instead of needing it to be a callback to an existing character there'd be no problem. Instead it turns creepy but charismatic pimp Mudd into a murderous psycho.

It's the same as deciding to make Michael part of Sarek and Spock's family. The plot works just as well, if not better, if it's a different Vulcan who adopted her, but it's got to be a callback, and now Spock's got a human sister he never thought to mention.

Exactly, yes. Both cool ideas tainted by HEY REMEMBER THIS GUY

Zaroff
Nov 10, 2009

Nothing in the world can stop me now!

Tsaedje posted:

It's the same as deciding to make Michael part of Sarek and Spock's family. The plot works just as well, if not better, if it's a different Vulcan who adopted her, but it's got to be a callback, and now Spock's got a human sister he never thought to mention.

It's a shame Enterprise is so disliked, as T'Pol would have been a perfect alternate foster parent for Michael - she already has more sympathy towards humans and it would have given you a tie in to the past.

Of course, trying to get Jolene Blalock back on anything Trek related might be difficult though...

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice

Tsaedje posted:

It's the same as deciding to make Michael part of Sarek and Spock's family. The plot works just as well, if not better, if it's a different Vulcan who adopted her, but it's got to be a callback, and now Spock's got a human sister he never thought to mention.

Its consistent, though. In Amok Time, we find out he's got a wife he never thought to mention, in Journey to Babel, he's got parents he never thought to mention, and in Star Trek 5, he has a half brother he never thought to mention. For all we know, he has a gigantic family he never talks about.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



College Slice
I actually didn’t mind Michael’s relation to Spock because it kind of recontextualized the acrimony between him and Sarek back in the original series in a neat way. Turns out Sarek isn’t just pissed off at Spock for running off and slumming it with the humans, he’s pissed off because he chose Spock over Burnham for nothing.

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Mark Lenard as Jim-Bob Sarek in 20 Kids and Counting

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

Zaroff posted:

It's a shame Enterprise is so disliked, as T'Pol would have been a perfect alternate foster parent for Michael - she already has more sympathy towards humans and it would have given you a tie in to the past.

Of course, trying to get Jolene Blalock back on anything Trek related might be difficult though...

Given the stuff she's popped up in since according to IMDB I'm betting a decent paycheck and a completely different creative team would have been enough to get her involved. Possibly even just a decent paycheck.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

DrNutt posted:

Given the stuff she's popped up in since according to IMDB I'm betting a decent paycheck and a completely different creative team would have been enough to get her involved. Possibly even just a decent paycheck.

Possibly, but Blaylock has stated repeatedly in interviews that she's massively disillusioned with Star Trek. She was a huge Star Trek nerd who idolized Nimoy and Spock growing up, and she jumped at the chance to play a Vulcan on Trek.

Then she got the job of mandatory fanservice character on Enterprise and she hated the show and its writers by the end.

8one6
May 20, 2012

When in doubt, err on the side of Awesome!

Cythereal posted:

Possibly, but Blaylock has stated repeatedly in interviews that she's massively disillusioned with Star Trek. She was a huge Star Trek nerd who idolized Nimoy and Spock growing up, and she jumped at the chance to play a Vulcan on Trek.

Then she got the job of mandatory fanservice character on Enterprise and she hated the show and its writers by the end.

She's also not hurting for money since she married the billionaire who owns Ticketmaster.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

Mark Lenard as Jim-Bob Sarek in 20 Kids and Counting

Kirk: "Wow, Spock, I had no idea your dad was such a family man, having so many kids!"

Spock: "It's only logical, Jim - after all, they're cheaper by the dozen."

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Geekboy
Aug 21, 2005

Now that's what I call a geekMAN!
I loved Mudd episodes growing up, but as an adult massively prefer murdery modern Mudd to old rapey Mudd. The actor was charming, but man do those stories make me cringe now.

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